FabSwingers.com forum: Fellas what do you wish the ladies knew

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

We are not unemotional we may not show it as often

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By *orkshire JohnMan
over a year ago

keighley/Bradford

I play the Trumpet and Bass guitar, which means I am good with my tongue and fingers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We get hung up on our looks and bodies too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We also enjoy the attention of a fabbed photo or positive comments on looks / body parts.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Urinal etiquette- it’s a science you know

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By *anchester_gentMan
over a year ago

Manchester/ Cheshire border

Some of us DO realise how one-sided the gender balance is on here, and we’re genuinely pleased to get any sort of reply (and we understand when we don’t!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are not all obsessed with dick pics and some of us do read profiles and are genuine

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By *agicM53XMan
over a year ago

Orpington

I wish they knew how it's like to be born and grow up in a society that constantly told you that you weren't man enough if you showed any sense of emotion...to be conditioned that "boys don't cry" , " man up!" , "be a man!" Should be your philosophy...and than 30 years later for that society to shift 180 and tell you you that real men show emotions and your not man enough if you don't. I wish they knew how it's like to live in a society that makes you go through life thinking your never gonna be good enough or man enough, no matter what you do...

Too dark?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish they knew how to leave the toilet seat up.

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

I wish the ladies knew how to succumb to their desires and fuck an older, balding man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That saying “ah well, they only lost by one goal, that’s not bad” doesn’t really help

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"I play the Trumpet and Bass guitar, which means I am good with my tongue and fingers lol "

Not 100% sure it I want my bits blown in the same way as a trumpet or strummed like a guitar - but I’m game for anything lol x

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

That I am open to suggestion (“fuck off” is not a suggestion)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ocd about cleaning up. I enjoy washing the dishes and loading the dishwasher!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give chances to chaps under 6ft!

We can just be as good

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By *orkshire JohnMan
over a year ago

keighley/Bradford

"I play the Trumpet and Bass guitar, which means I am good with my tongue and fingers lol

Not 100% sure it I want my bits blown in the same way as a trumpet or strummed like a guitar - but I’m game for anything lol x"

Strong Tongue and strong fingers..... lol

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

How great I am and that they are missing out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We send dick pics with nothing but love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We secretly like being pampered.

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By *ana_nana_MATTMAN!Man
over a year ago

Haywood Village, Weston-super-Mare

Having your balls sucked does not feel as nice as you might think... and for the love of God, leave my damn nipples alone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having your balls sucked does not feel as nice as you might think... and for the love of God, leave my damn nipples alone!"

Oh I love having my balls sucked

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Directions and spatial awareness.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Directions and spatial awareness. "

On second thoughts forget the latter. Can't have them knowing what 6 inches really looks like.

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

We hurt when ghosted and verbaly abused too.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Directions and spatial awareness.

On second thoughts forget the latter. Can't have them knowing what 6 inches really looks like. "

So THAT explains the parallel parking phenomenon

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By *otcplmidsCouple
over a year ago

Warwickshire

"Directions and spatial awareness.

On second thoughts forget the latter. Can't have them knowing what 6 inches really looks like. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are not all obsessed with dick pics and some of us do read profiles and are genuine

These men definitely stand out. We see you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Directions and spatial awareness.

On second thoughts forget the latter. Can't have them knowing what 6 inches really looks like. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I am open to suggestion (“fuck off” is not a suggestion) "

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The offfside rule is a major area for improvement

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

When she asks”what was that noise from downstairs?” In the middle of the night

I am as shit scared as she is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The offside rule.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I think it would be great if women (not all mind you) knew how to load a dishwasher.

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

"Having your balls sucked does not feel as nice as you might think... and for the love of God, leave my damn nipples alone!"

Nooooooo please don't tell me all man hate their nipples played with????!!!!

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

*men

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

"Having your balls sucked does not feel as nice as you might think... and for the love of God, leave my damn nipples alone!

Nooooooo please don't tell me all man hate their nipples played with????!!!!

I hate it. So painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The offside rule.

I know this!!!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Which way up to hold a map.

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Having your balls sucked does not feel as nice as you might think... and for the love of God, leave my damn nipples alone!

Nooooooo please don't tell me all man hate their nipples played with????!!!!

I hate it. So painful"

You see now you are confusing us as I've had a few men ask me to play with or suck their nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The offside rule.

I know this!!!"

Impressive

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Directions and spatial awareness.

On second thoughts forget the latter. Can't have them knowing what 6 inches really looks like. "

to both of you comments!

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By *ana_nana_MATTMAN!Man
over a year ago

Haywood Village, Weston-super-Mare

"Having your balls sucked does not feel as nice as you might think... and for the love of God, leave my damn nipples alone!

Nooooooo please don't tell me all man hate their nipples played with????!!!!

I hate it. So painful

You see now you are confusing us as I've had a few men ask me to play with or suck their nipples

Those guys are probably masochists. It's the only rational explanation.

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By *ave12bpMan
over a year ago

coventry

"Having your balls sucked does not feel as nice as you might think... and for the love of God, leave my damn nipples alone!"

Yes! So happy you've mentioned this!

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By *ana_nana_MATTMAN!Man
over a year ago

Haywood Village, Weston-super-Mare

"Having your balls sucked does not feel as nice as you might think... and for the love of God, leave my damn nipples alone!

Yes! So happy you've mentioned this!"

It's about time we spoke up, and put an end to this madness, once and for all!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I wish they knew how it's like to be born and grow up in a society that constantly told you that you weren't man enough if you showed any sense of emotion...to be conditioned that "boys don't cry" , " man up!" , "be a man!" Should be your philosophy...and than 30 years later for that society to shift 180 and tell you you that real men show emotions and your not man enough if you don't. I wish they knew how it's like to live in a society that makes you go through life thinking your never gonna be good enough or man enough, no matter what you do...

Too dark?

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Having your balls sucked does not feel as nice as you might think... and for the love of God, leave my damn nipples alone!

Nooooooo please don't tell me all men hate their nipples played with????!!!!

I wouldn't say *hate* but it does nothing for me, personally. Oh, and just be gentle with the balls

LvM

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

"The offside rule.

I know this!!!"

Could you explain it to me then cos of all the new rules about 1st and 2nd phase I haven’t got a clue either and as for your big toe being offside what happened to the rule about giving the attacker benefit of the doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our balls stick to the inside of our thighs quite often.

I don’t know why the ladies need to know that but note it down

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

"Having your balls sucked does not feel as nice as you might think... and for the love of God, leave my damn nipples alone!

Nooooooo please don't tell me all men hate their nipples played with????!!!!

I wouldn't say *hate* but it does nothing for me, personally. Oh, and just be gentle with the balls

LvM"

I’m another that playing with my nipples does absolutely nothing for me bbut I do love having my balls sucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my profile exists, I’m a decent Guy, and if you do reply to my message I won’t get abusive when you say ‘ no thanks’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our balls stick to the inside of our thighs quite often.

I don’t know why the ladies need to know that but note it down"

Get abit of talc on them petal

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

(Blows raspberry).

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Cocks. They’re quite sensitive things, and yanking on them furiously is unpleasant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We aren’t mind readers

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

How to make a decent cup of tea

*legs it & hides*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to make a decent cup of tea

*legs it & hides*"

Take that back!

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