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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Profile off putting enough or do i need to add to it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you’re missing a couple of STI’s and you’d be good to go.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I think you’re missing a couple of STI’s and you’d be good to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn’t change a thing about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing about Jaffa cakes? I find this supprising....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing about Jaffa cakes? I find this supprising.... "

true i should add something about that

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. MOORLANDS & BARMOUTH.

"Nothing about Jaffa cakes? I find this supprising....

true i should add something about that

I hate jaffa cakes.....that's an instant block right there

xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing about Jaffa cakes? I find this supprising....

true i should add something about that

I hate jaffa cakes.....that's an instant block right there

xxxxx Suzi"

i do too. you are welcome to still block me though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put down that you leave your socks on...instant block

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. MOORLANDS & BARMOUTH.

"Nothing about Jaffa cakes? I find this supprising....

true i should add something about that

I hate jaffa cakes.....that's an instant block right there

xxxxx Suzi

i do too. you are welcome to still block me though"

Noooooo.... your profile made me giggle. Anyone who makes me giggle is right up there

xxxxx Suzi

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

You could put one of those disclaimers to Sydney University!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could put one of those disclaimers to Sydney University!

with facebook quotes in it?

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

You could throw in that you're a "professional" male because you know, a professional swinger really is a thing......

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By * AND R 777Couple
over a year ago

Teesside

It's got no picks with socks on next to a toilet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's got no picks with socks on next to a toilet

are they mandatory?

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By * AND R 777Couple
over a year ago

Teesside

"It's got no picks with socks on next to a toilet

are they mandatory?

You would think so the amount you see

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's got no picks with socks on next to a toilet

are they mandatory?

You would think so the amount you see

ok i'll look into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're perfect in every way wonko

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're perfect in every way wonko

shhh!!!

dont tell everyone. they will all want me

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I think you need to declare your love for pineapple on pizza on it, just for that extra something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say jaffa cakes.. my favourite ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could put one of those disclaimers to Sydney University!

with facebook quotes in it?"

dammit i cant find someone with it on their profile. I have such a good idea for it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mention you like Coldplay and Adele and I'll gladly block you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mention you like Coldplay and Adele and I'll gladly block you."

i dont but would baby shark count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mention you like Coldplay and Adele and I'll gladly block you.

i dont but would baby shark count?"

Had to Google it. Yeh Baby Shark count's. That's annoying as fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile made me laugh. Don't change a thing.

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

There's a flaw with your logic. They can't message you to tell you they've blocked you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a flaw with your logic. They can't message you to tell you they've blocked you.

dont tell them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a flaw with your logic. They can't message you to tell you they've blocked you.

They could message saying what a silly rude obnoxious twat he is prior to blocking him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mention you like Coldplay and Adele and I'll gladly block you.

i dont but would baby shark count?

Had to Google it. Yeh Baby Shark count's. That's annoying as fuck."

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

"There's a flaw with your logic. They can't message you to tell you they've blocked you.

They could message saying what a silly rude obnoxious twat he is prior to blocking him

Ahh, the cowards communication. Yes, they could.

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

"There's a flaw with your logic. They can't message you to tell you they've blocked you.

dont tell them

Oops, they probably didn't read your profile anyway. There's not a lot who do seemingly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a flaw with your logic. They can't message you to tell you they've blocked you.

dont tell them

Oops, they probably didn't read your profile anyway. There's not a lot who do seemingly. "

true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Profile updated based on comments

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By * AND R 777Couple
over a year ago

Teesside

Still no sock pick next to a toilet

you will never get blocked at this rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s rubbish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s rubbish

good

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

Can you really do an impersonation of Liam Neeson?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still no sock pick next to a toilet

you will never get blocked at this rate

i'm working on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you really do an impersonation of Liam Neeson?"

maybe

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

"Still no sock pick next to a toilet

you will never get blocked at this rate

i'm working on it

Why don't you just put a sock on your willy and take a picture standing next to the toilet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still no sock pick next to a toilet

you will never get blocked at this rate

i'm working on it

Why don't you just put a sock on your willy and take a picture standing next to the toilet?"

its not big enough it would keep falling off

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

"Still no sock pick next to a toilet

you will never get blocked at this rate

i'm working on it

Why don't you just put a sock on your willy and take a picture standing next to the toilet?

its not big enough it would keep falling off

Staples?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still no sock pick next to a toilet

you will never get blocked at this rate

i'm working on it

Why don't you just put a sock on your willy and take a picture standing next to the toilet?

its not big enough it would keep falling off

Staples?"

now your just getting kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still would

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

"Still no sock pick next to a toilet

you will never get blocked at this rate

i'm working on it

Why don't you just put a sock on your willy and take a picture standing next to the toilet?

its not big enough it would keep falling off

Staples?

now your just getting kinky"

Not stationery staples, medical staples. They'd definitely keep a sock on (it'd have to be clean though) or you could have a ribbon corset instead....

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"You could put one of those disclaimers to Sydney University!

with facebook quotes in it?

dammit i cant find someone with it on their profile. I have such a good idea for it too"

YeaH, I was going to do one something along the lines of :

Sydney University, you can use anything from my profile, but if it leads to the slightest level of grief or bad news in my life, I will come to Sydney and burn your f@cling university to the ground

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I still would "

what eat jaffa cakes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could put one of those disclaimers to Sydney University!

with facebook quotes in it?

dammit i cant find someone with it on their profile. I have such a good idea for it too

YeaH, I was going to do one something along the lines of :

Sydney University, you can use anything from my profile, but if it leads to the slightest level of grief or bad news in my life, I will come to Sydney and burn your f@cling university to the ground

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still no sock pick next to a toilet

you will never get blocked at this rate

i'm working on it

Why don't you just put a sock on your willy and take a picture standing next to the toilet?

its not big enough it would keep falling off

Staples?

now your just getting kinky

Not stationery staples, medical staples. They'd definitely keep a sock on (it'd have to be clean though) or you could have a ribbon corset instead....

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could be interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still would

what eat jaffa cakes?

Are you offering?

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

Oh I see you have done your own Sydney University thing

But far from make me want to block you, it makes me think “now I like the cut of this guy’s gib!”

Sorry!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I still would

what eat jaffa cakes?

Are you offering?"

nope dont have any

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I see you have done your own Sydney University thing

But far from make me want to block you, it makes me think “now I like the cut of this guy’s gib!”

Sorry!"

its a genoa not a jib. it's sheeted to back behind the shroud

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I find it quite arousing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I find it quite arousing

that is not the intention. quite the opposite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn’t change a thing about it. "

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"Oh I see you have done your own Sydney University thing

But far from make me want to block you, it makes me think “now I like the cut of this guy’s gib!”

Sorry!

its a genoa not a jib. it's sheeted to back behind the shroud"

Ooh now you are definitely not getting blocked… a guy who knows his sails (and how to spell the sail names correctly

) sorry hunny, too switched on by half, and therefore intriguing and afraid not blockable

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I find it quite arousing

that is not the intention. quite the opposite"

Well it’s doing it for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I see you have done your own Sydney University thing

But far from make me want to block you, it makes me think “now I like the cut of this guy’s gib!”

Sorry!

its a genoa not a jib. it's sheeted to back behind the shroud

Ooh now you are definitely not getting blocked… a guy who knows his sails (and how to spell the sail names correctly

) sorry hunny, too switched on by half, and therefore intriguing and afraid not blockable "

dammit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I find it quite arousing

that is not the intention. quite the opposite

Well it’s doing it for me

ok i'll go change it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I love the Sydney University disclaimer

NBVN x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Add some pics....that will do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha I love the Sydney University disclaimer

NBVN x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Add some pics....that will do it."

I have some

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Add some pics....that will do it.

I have some "

Not public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile looks fine but a profile pic may help you more x

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Say you put your socks on before your pants

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

YOU NEED SOME SHOUTY COMMANDMENTS!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your profile looks fine but a profile pic may help you more x"

Of a random rooster?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Say you put your socks on before your pants

I put them on my ears does that count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"YOU NEED SOME SHOUTY COMMANDMENTS!"

But I'm such a timid person

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

Say you put your socks on before your pants

He's already said a sock would fall off

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By *ndyn50000Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

You haven't made any mention of sky remotes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You haven't made any mention of sky remotes"

Or lynx cans

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over a year ago

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By *ndyn50000Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Hold on, you haven't mentioned facebook is a publicly traded entity, people will be pissed off with that

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention Jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s just missing a picture of your cock while sat on the toilet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s just missing a picture of your cock while sat on the toilet "

That has been mentioned

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Mention the butthole hair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mention the butthole hair."

The plait or the afro?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did someone mention Jaffa cakes

No no-one did

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Did someone mention Jaffa cakes

...he's trying to put us all off

Maybe offer cottage cheese

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did someone mention Jaffa cakes

...he's trying to put us all off

Maybe offer cottage cheese

With extra cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention Jaffa cakes

...he's trying to put us all off

Maybe offer cottage cheese

Could be a New thing !

Cottage cheese and side of Jaffa cakes to dip

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Did someone mention Jaffa cakes

...he's trying to put us all off

Maybe offer cottage cheese

Could be a New thing !

Cottage cheese and side of Jaffa cakes to dip

That would be sacrilege

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention Jaffa cakes

...he's trying to put us all off

Maybe offer cottage cheese

Could be a New thing !

Cottage cheese and side of Jaffa cakes to dip

For cottage cheese or Jaffa cakes lol

TBH prefer cheese coleslaw with Side of Jaffa cake

That would be sacrilege

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your profile looks fine but a profile pic may help you more x

Of a random rooster?"

I've seen worse so why not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your profile looks fine but a profile pic may help you more x

Of a random rooster?

I've seen worse so why not

I can assure you that you haven't

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This was fun

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

I thought it was just a "cock" & "Bull" story to get us to just look at your pictures!!! Geddit?

Nah, it's fine .... Leave it as it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont forget your love of bareback

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dont forget your love of bareback"

Can't beat a good donkey ride

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