FabSwingers.com forum: How will your fab epitaph read.

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Yesterday it was suggested to me that my fab epitaph would read

Here lies Fiddles, he was ok.

I must admit I was hoping for

Here lies Fiddles fantastic shag and raconteur.

What’s yours and if you play nice and people are up for it, is it too risky to do one for other people. Remember though, make it fun and nice and of course remember there are friendships that you might not know the dynamic of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonko -

The only man to press that flashing red "DO NOT TOUCH" button

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Here lies Realitybites.

The reality really was better than the fantasy.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Here lies A, she was a long legged blonde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here lies **#*

" I told you I was ill"

( I'm nicking spike Milligan's )

More realistic

Here lies **#*

Ignored by most

Met by a few

If you blocked me on fab

I'm gonna haunt you

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Here lies A, she was a long legged blonde

Here lies A, she certainly was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here lies DM, permanent timeout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparkles, she really was a witch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitty Katt, she had a lot of kittiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruity by name, fruity by nature. Like his sex life, this day was always likely to cum too soon. May his fruity seed flourish into a new mighty wood....maybe a nice cherry tree!

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By *orruptionandliesMan
over a year ago

leeds

Should have fixed the ejector seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Misunderstood by many

Loved by a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Misunderstood by many

Loved by a few"

more than a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here lies Wanda

They all Wandared about her but she was no superwoman

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

They came, they saw, they came again and again and didn’t know when to stop…and that’s why they are here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here lies Disruptive...not that anyone cares...

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By *heonixrising500Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Here lies dave still stiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here lies Eamon.

He came, he saw, he came again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here lies Jonny.

(If you’re reading this you’re standing on my dick).

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By *havennaturistsCouple
over a year ago

Banff

'they came (many times), they saw and they cocked her'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's only mostly dead"

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Many a true word said in jest!

I actually know where there a grave in Scotland of a man who is buried with his three wives who pre deseased him. It was said by someone at his funeral that he's in there with three of them! And one of the boys said, "Well they won't be putting rest in peace at the bottom of his headstone.

The late Billy Butlin is buried in Jersey in a four poster bed, apparently he wanted to leave plenty of room for any of his old red coats who wanted join him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here lies Jonny.

(If you’re reading this you’re standing on my dick)."

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Yesterday it was suggested to me that my fab epitaph would read

Here lies Fiddles, he was ok.

I must admit I was hoping for

Here lies Fiddles fantastic shag and raconteur.

Not sure what the last phrase was about op - but I

hope mine would be something like:

Here lies Peachy - finally resting after a whole lot of damned good shagging.

Some liked her - a few hated her - but she didn’t hate anyone back - life’s too short (thus proved by her lying in this here box!)

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Honest comments on the headstone above please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here lies FoolHardly

He tried...

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He rose to the occasion

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Here lies Fiddles, finally got through your filters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here lies...whoever

Thank fuck he's gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...actually, I did

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Here lays Sparkle

She came....in more ways than one

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"...actually, I did"

Well I never.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

On my headstone will read, “I’ve got a story for you” and “it is what it is”.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Here lays Sparkle

She came....in more ways than one"

That would be multiple ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here lays Bella

She rarely met, and when she did she was always late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here lays Bella

She rarely met, and when she did she was always late "

But still surrounded by stiffs

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Here lies Sandy

She had a good innings and a few outings

Carpe Bigus Dickus

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I’m gonna live forever

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