FabSwingers.com forum: Worst film

By *ankler OP Man
over a year ago

Suffolk

What's the worst film you've ever seen?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Snakes on a Train. Snakes on a Plane is ok though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Practical Magic

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

We went to the cinema years ago and watched shallow grave ..What a waste of time and money ..

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Oh there’s so many, but for the sakes of adding some controversy to my eve, I’ll say Grease! I can’t stand that film

Miss pc

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Titanic. It was a disaster

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"The Souvenir", which I watched because I thought I liked Tom Burke movies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willy's wonderland or Mandy, both Nicholas cage movies and really dire.

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By *adbod7519Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Scream

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By *ankler OP Man
over a year ago

Suffolk

"Oh there’s so many, but for the sakes of adding some controversy to my eve, I’ll say Grease! I can’t stand that film

Miss pc"

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that hates it

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Oh there’s so many, but for the sakes of adding some controversy to my eve, I’ll say Grease! I can’t stand that film

Miss pc

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that hates it"

I don't hate it, but I'd never willingly watch it again

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

The Blair Witch Project. Dull. Wanted them to all die.

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Titanic. It was a disaster"

Just ch*ked on my coffee....

I found that far too funny

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Downton Abbey the movie.

Loved the show...movie was rubbish.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Cats (2019 version)

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By *ankler OP Man
over a year ago

Suffolk

For me I'd say probably Twilight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Second dad’s army

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neverending Story

It ended. I want my money back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. 2 hours of my life I'll never get back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything on the hallmark channel.

I’ll never get any of those hours back

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By *orruptionandliesMan
over a year ago

leeds

Day the earth stood still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Willy's wonderland or Mandy, both Nicholas cage movies and really dire.

I really liked Mandy tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Happening with Mark wahlberg or The Lego Movie

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

The ring

Blair Witch Project

Saturday night Fever

Grease

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

The happening.....where nothing actually happened

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Frozen

Sorry

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Meet the Spartans

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

The nutty professor 1 and 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tinker Tailor, Soldier Spy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Human centipede

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Frozen

Sorry

I'm not sure you were the target audience

Maybe you should let it go...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock knock with Keanu Reeves, awful film. Like Keanu though, so was disappointed at how bad it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Human centipede "
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I wanted to watch that but a friend told me how bad it was, so didn’t

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Frozen

Sorry

I'm not sure you were the target audience

Maybe you should let it go..."

I see what you did there

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By *ankler OP Man
over a year ago

Suffolk

"Tinker Tailor, Soldier Spy"

I've actually been meaning to watch that for ages

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

"Snakes on a Train. Snakes on a Plane is ok though."

Funny though

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

"Tinker Tailor, Soldier Spy

I've actually been meaning to watch that for ages"

Good film

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

"The Happening with Mark wahlberg or The Lego Movie

Never seen anyone not like the Lego movie

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

The Ghostbusters reboot

(not the latest one as that's great!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adastra

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

Walked out of a few.

Transformers 3

Jingle All the Way

Inherent Vice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Happening with Mark wahlberg or The Lego Movie

Never seen anyone not like the Lego movie"

I fell asleep

give me a Pixar film any day!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adastra"

Yes!

Along with Arrival and Solaris

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Room, Manos: The Hands Of Fate and anything ‘directed’ by Jess Franco.

If we’re talking big budget crap however, The Last Jedi and Transformers are hard to beat.

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By *angOnBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Ipswich

The bad ones are the ones that try to be good, but are truly garbage. Ghostbusters the remake for instance.

However, the true b-movie genre is appallingly awesome, such as Zombeavers, Beaster Bunny etc.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

I think Plan 9 from Outer Space is regularly voted the worst film of all time. It has a cult following and nerds meet at a convention every year to bicker over what the film is actually about.

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By *ankler OP Man
over a year ago

Suffolk

"The bad ones are the ones that try to be good, but are truly garbage. Ghostbusters the remake for instance.

However, the true b-movie genre is appallingly awesome, such as Zombeavers, Beaster Bunny etc."

Agreed. Anything with titles like Zombiesaurus or mega shark Vs Crocosaurus is going to be so bad it's good

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

"Titanic. It was a disaster"

Did it go down like a lead balloon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boxing Helena...if you've seen it, you'll know!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Movie 43

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

The Happening was pretty bad but there's a film called Money Plane which was shockingly bad

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Shazam

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By *ownwithafeatherMan
over a year ago

Watford

Natural Born Killers. Only had the Leonard Cohen soundtrack to recommend it, I would have walked out if I wasn't on a date.

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

50 shades of grey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Natural Born Killers. Only had the Leonard Cohen soundtrack to recommend it, I would have walked out if I wasn't on a date."

There were only two Cohen songs in it!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Magnolia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Righteous Kill.

De Niro and Pacino. Two greats. One big bag of shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Magnolia "

I love Magnolia.

I love most of those Paul Thomas Anderson/Robert Altman converging story movies though!

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By *ownwithafeatherMan
over a year ago

Watford

"Natural Born Killers. Only had the Leonard Cohen soundtrack to recommend it, I would have walked out if I wasn't on a date.

There were only two Cohen songs in it!

Explains why I am so stressed out about it 28 years later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharknado

Sharknado 2

Sharknado 3

Sharknado 4

Sharknado 5

Sharknado 6

Do not start watching these films, they are so bad you can’t stop watching……..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Natural Born Killers. Only had the Leonard Cohen soundtrack to recommend it, I would have walked out if I wasn't on a date.

There were only two Cohen songs in it!

Explains why I am so stressed out about it 28 years later."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fast & Furious 1-9999

#slow & monotonous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the new point break or ankle biters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Titanic

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By *angOnBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Sharknado

Sharknado 2

Sharknado 3

Sharknado 4

Sharknado 5

Sharknado 6

Do not start watching these films, they are so bad you can’t stop watching…….."

Got a little far fetched when the sharks were in space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sharknado

Sharknado 2

Sharknado 3

Sharknado 4

Sharknado 5

Sharknado 6

Do not start watching these films, they are so bad you can’t stop watching……..

Got a little far fetched when the sharks were in space

Yes……they where plausible up to the point they went back in time, space was a bit of a stretch though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the tall grass

Awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The eternals

Turned it off after 30mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prêt-à-Porter fuck me that was so bad it’s the only film I’ve ever walked out of from the cinema before the end, woeful

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson

Lake Placid 2 - the CGI was that bad it was funny!

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By *r and Mrs Sweet CheeksCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Zombie beavers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the sharknadoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first half of The Last Emporer.

Thankfully, it had an interval so I can't say if it got better in the second half.

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By *olly GolightlyWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

The Meg .. truly awful film and I'll usually watch anything that will give me a Statham fix

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I am mother. Still shake my head. 2 hours I lost

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

A Clockwork Orange

Citizen Kane

Anything with Will Ferrell in it.

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

Eternals, wonder woman and matrix resurrection . I really like these type of movies generally. Just not these.

The new matrix was such a let down. So disappointing.

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By *antasyrealmCouple
over a year ago

Congleton

Solaris.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby said anything with Harry Potter in the title, I can't remember what mine is

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

London has fallen. I waisted 30 mins of my life watching total cringe hoping it would improve to watchable. It did not, dreadful film.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Magnolia

I love Magnolia.

I love most of those Paul Thomas Anderson/Robert Altman converging story movies though!"

I'm with you sheik

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

The last Jedi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filth with James McAvoy. The Irvine Welsh book is one of my favourites, but the film just didn't do it justice.

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By *P07Man
over a year ago

Sedgley

"Zombie beavers!"

Nowt wrong with a bit of beaver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blair witch project

Worst film iv ever seen

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By *r and Mrs Sweet CheeksCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Zombie beavers!

Nowt wrong with a bit of beaver "

You’d be sorely disappointed with this beaver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twilight films. Dragged to see them by the ex. Did actually fall asleep in one. Lol

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By *P07Man
over a year ago

Sedgley

"Zombie beavers!

Nowt wrong with a bit of beaver

You’d be sorely disappointed with this beaver

One of those that bite, never a good ending

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By *ettieAndIrvingMan
over a year ago

Derby

The remake of Rollerball. Dreadful.

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By *r and Mrs Sweet CheeksCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Zombie beavers!

Nowt wrong with a bit of beaver

You’d be sorely disappointed with this beaver

One of those that bite, never a good ending "

Psychotic beavers lol

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

Most recently...The Suicide Squad. Absolute crap

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Human centipede 2

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Bridget Jones

And the rebooted Ghostbusters from 2 years go,

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By *rishsteveMan
over a year ago

carlow

A Man Called Horse.

Thought it was porn but its a western with Richard Harris.

What aoad of shite.

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Birdman and yes I watched until credits

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Bromley

Wolfram 2010, so bad I walked out of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Braveheart

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"What's the worst film you've ever seen?"

Love Actually.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"We went to the cinema years ago and watched shallow grave ..What a waste of time and money .."

Loved that film!

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By *unning LinguistMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Zardoz

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Titanic. It was a disaster"

Such a predictable ending!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xtro

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

John Wicke 1,2,and 3. My partner liked them best actors in the 3rd movie were the dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strangers, I’d happily take those two ish hours back

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

"Eternals, wonder woman and matrix resurrection . I really like these type of movies generally. Just not these.

The new matrix was such a let down. So disappointing. "

Are these really the worst films you've ever seen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suicide Squad after all the build up was pretty shit.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

The latest James Bond movie was a pile of tosh

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Magnolia.

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Tenent, wasted 2 hours of my life watching that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most recently it would have to be The Matrix Resurrection.

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By *adbod7519Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Halloween Kills

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By *ommeLadyWoman
over a year ago

yeovil

A serbian film.

I watched out of curiosity and wished I hadn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tinker Tailor, Soldier Spy"

Wtf! That’s a great film!! Get out...and close the door behind you and think about what you’ve said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A serbian film.

I watched out of curiosity and wished I hadn't. "

Sounds kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From Dusk to Dawn.

Started off decent then all of a sudden it was wtf?!!

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"Tinker Tailor, Soldier Spy

Wtf! That’s a great film!! Get out...and close the door behind you and think about what you’ve said. "

Gary Oldman was superb and the film is an incredible piece of work. It just feels right for the era.

Mind you, Atomic Blonde is also pretty good spy film with a stunning 80's soundtrack, set in Berlin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tinker Tailor, Soldier Spy

Wtf! That’s a great film!! Get out...and close the door behind you and think about what you’ve said.

Gary Oldman was superb and the film is an incredible piece of work. It just feels right for the era.

Mind you, Atomic Blonde is also pretty good spy film with a stunning 80's soundtrack, set in Berlin."

Thank you very much! I’ll have to check it out.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Charlie & The Chocolate factory - Johnny Deep version (yes I know I spelt that wrong!)

He acted so deep I don't think he had time to realise how crap a version it was....

That weird hair cut didn't help him?

At least the other version was better!!!

Thank god.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kubrick - Eyes wide shut

What an arse of a film

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By *offee and KinksCouple
over a year ago

Notts/Derby

The Florida Project.

My fitness tracker said I was asleep for 2 hours. I really wish I had been.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Anything starring Ryan Gosling.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Biker boys

Torque

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything starring Ryan Gosling.

Yeah, damn that lady killer!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Mind you, Atomic Blonde is also pretty good spy film with a stunning 80's soundtrack, set in Berlin."

Also has one of the hottest non-explicit sex scenes I've ever watched. You hardly see any flesh, but... phew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happening

For a film with that title, nothing really seems to happen in that film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen or Dirty Dancing

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By *ic_khan2341Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"What's the worst film you've ever seen?"

The Otterton store

Vic x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, that was just vile

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Dude Where's My Car ....

Utter drivel and stupid all the way through

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

If you can name them they can't be that bad. There are films on TV we have fallen asleep watching then woken up in the next film and not realised. We didn't even want to waste the further energy looking them up

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By *ieselJuiceMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Avengers Endgame. What a pile of intergalactic shit.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Critters

And

Tremors

Maybe so bad they've crazily become cultish films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Space jam 2. It was a two hour commercial

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd is quite possibly one of the worst comedy films I have ever seen. It's without the 2 main actors from the first and third films (Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels) which does not help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

executive decision. Steven seagal was killed early on,so not great.

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Boxing Helena...if you've seen it, you'll know!"

Now there's a blast from the past

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