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By *rafficvan OP   Man
over a year ago

Middletown

Has anyone ever fuck the delivery guy?? Tell me your story's

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

No! I don’t want my food to go cold.

I think the ones in porn are just empty boxes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No! I don’t want my food to go cold.

I think the ones in porn are just empty boxes. "

See my head went to Asda delivery

Wouldn't want the frozen food to defrost

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

I have. But I was dating him and he wasn't working at the time.

I'm not convinced that's quite the story you were looking for

Posh

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Nope

Miss

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

These are busy people. They've barely got time for me to say thank you, let alone fuck them

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"No! I don’t want my food to go cold.

I think the ones in porn are just empty boxes. "

Or a dick in the box.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"No! I don’t want my food to go cold.

I think the ones in porn are just empty boxes. "

I thought the exact same thing. You paid for that food!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Our fruit and vegetable box gets delivered over night, the delivery person is like the Milk Tray man, we wake up in the morning and there it is!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Ewwwww no!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

In lieu of goods

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

No but someone from this site has deliverd takeaway to mine who asked to meet x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

So judging from the replies, I won't be quitting my day job anytime soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, but I've been offered it. Just give me the food and go.

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By *rafficvan OP   Man
over a year ago

Middletown

TBH.Am a little shocked with all the NOs thank you all for replying back just a though in my little head ha x

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By *atdaveCouple
over a year ago

Aston on Carrant

Well we had S / party going back.

Ordered number of Pizza and other stuff, this Turkish guy ask if he can bring it in house because they were lots food we did Ordered. He looked nice well presented, thinking it was his last round to deliver to us think. Well he glanced and said you having nice party. My reply to him was yes you like some Pizza and he kind of agree, got it out of box in on plate in kitchen, this lady just had good fun in other room and walked in kitchen with nothing on. She came for bit of birthing and fresh air, she was red and you can see this delivery guy shouted wow what going on, then I told him it's swinging party, would you like some fun. His reply was why not,both girls and this delivery chap went in onother room and what a guy,he had good pakege in trouser,and really gave us both good time and wont go much in detail. Our husband where busy in with many other couples. All in all it was good outcome to meet stranger in this way. Hi left his number and said he will deliver any time if we need any sizes of Pizza.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No! I don’t want my food to go cold.

I think the ones in porn are just empty boxes. "

Actresses have feelings you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mean, like, a takeaway type meal or my Tesco groceries? I'd be worried about my frozen stuff thawing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Considering the last one I had told me to unpack quicker because he had places to be, no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, but I ended up greeting one just in lingerie, a tartan mini skirt , trench and a slut collar that I forgot I had still on (I was with a guy and we ordered food)

The face on the delivery guy tho

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

I got propositioned once when I was delivering pizzas for extra money. I won't lie I went bright red and almost ran back to my car!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And waste my food, fuck that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope, but I ended up greeting one just in lingerie, a tartan mini skirt , trench and a slut collar that I forgot I had still on (I was with a guy and we ordered food)

The face on the delivery guy tho "

I thought all women were dressed for sex 24/7 though….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No! I don’t want my food to go cold.

I think the ones in porn are just empty boxes.

See my head went to Asda delivery

Wouldn't want the frozen food to defrost "

Same

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Randomly a cute fit Waitrose delivery guy instigated a conversation about the colour of underwear, but it was so out of the blue I was more concerned about being black-listed for future deliveries if it went further

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By *rafficvan OP   Man
over a year ago

Middletown

Do it just on weekends it's

boring but okay money wise ... Do love a perv! was shocked on the no's

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"These are busy people. They've barely got time for me to say thank you, let alone fuck them "

Maybe they are on a promise at the next delivery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I complained about one once.

That fucked him!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

I done supermarket delivery for 10 years and that's as much as I'm saying

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Good god this thread is 12 weeks old there is an afterlife .

There hope for the poor neglected threads of mine that I'm too modest to mention .

Now back to the subject in hand

I once had lustful thought about a parcel deliver woman who had a delightful cleavege on show .

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

The Waitrose delivery guy to mine is in serious danger each and every time ...not sure he realises though

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By *rooperRedMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

I've done well over a thousand deliveries, and only got fucked a handful of times.

Joking aside, you're just invisible. Some don't even say thank you, just grab it. The restaurants treat you like something they've stepped in. And then people get pissy if the order gets late because they ordered a McDonald's in peak time on a Friday, not giving a shit that the hour I spent waiting for their food I'm not getting paid for and I'll probably end up making 50p. You just drive around at night looking through windows at people who can afford not to have to work at night, delivering food you can't afford yourself.

So yeah, it would be nice, but reality is rather different...

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"No! I don’t want my food to go cold.

"

This...I normally take the food without really registering the delivery person apart from saying thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a guy at my door with food and wine.

I can guarantee the last thing on my mind is fucking him.

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By *rafficvan OP   Man
over a year ago

Middletown

Maybe am a perv then would love it. If it Did happen x

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By *rafficvan OP   Man
over a year ago

Middletown


"I've done well over a thousand deliveries, and only got fucked a handful of times.

Joking aside, you're just invisible. Some don't even say thank you, just grab it. The restaurants treat you like something they've stepped in. And then people get pissy if the order gets late because they ordered a McDonald's in peak time on a Friday, not giving a shit that the hour I spent waiting for their food I'm not getting paid for and I'll probably end up making 50p. You just drive around at night looking through windows at people who can afford not to have to work at night, delivering food you can't afford yourself.

So yeah, it would be nice, but reality is rather different..."
Friday making around £50 Saturday same. Ish.. Yeah people do rude these days

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By *rafficvan OP   Man
over a year ago

Middletown


"No! I don’t want my food to go cold.

I think the ones in porn are just empty boxes. "
well for I'll drop your food off then worship your arse

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Funny story.

Met someone online and fucked him a few times.

Lost contact for months then one evening I ordered McDonalds and he shows up with it.

He'd been working from home and was earning some extra money in the evening delivering food.

So, he came in and got a little tip

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Funny story.

Met someone online and fucked him a few times.

Lost contact for months then one evening I ordered McDonalds and he shows up with it.

He'd been working from home and was earning some extra money in the evening delivering food.

So, he came in and got a little tip "

Yea, my filet o fish was cold and they didn't put my millionaires doughnut in the bag either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well we had S / party going back.

Ordered number of Pizza and other stuff, this Turkish guy ask if he can bring it in house because they were lots food we did Ordered. He looked nice well presented, thinking it was his last round to deliver to us think. Well he glanced and said you having nice party. My reply to him was yes you like some Pizza and he kind of agree, got it out of box in on plate in kitchen, this lady just had good fun in other room and walked in kitchen with nothing on. She came for bit of birthing and fresh air, she was red and you can see this delivery guy shouted wow what going on, then I told him it's swinging party, would you like some fun. His reply was why not,both girls and this delivery chap went in onother room and what a guy,he had good pakege in trouser,and really gave us both good time and wont go much in detail. Our husband where busy in with many other couples. All in all it was good outcome to meet stranger in this way. Hi left his number and said he will deliver any time if we need any sizes of Pizza.

"

D*unk when you wrote this?

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By *ature BBW Lover 69Man
over a year ago

exeter

I used to be a courier and it was crazy the amount of women I used to meet who I would have loved to have dragged me in to their houses !! Unfortunately never happened though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny story.

Met someone online and fucked him a few times.

Lost contact for months then one evening I ordered McDonalds and he shows up with it.

He'd been working from home and was earning some extra money in the evening delivering food.

So, he came in and got a little tip

Yea, my filet o fish was cold and they didn't put my millionaires doughnut in the bag either "

You’re so bad.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Funny story.

Met someone online and fucked him a few times.

Lost contact for months then one evening I ordered McDonalds and he shows up with it.

He'd been working from home and was earning some extra money in the evening delivering food.

So, he came in and got a little tip

Yea, my filet o fish was cold and they didn't put my millionaires doughnut in the bag either

You’re so bad. "

And honest about it

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Did you order 6inches or a footlong?

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By *andy2Man
over a year ago

Ealing

Once ordered room service

My girlfriend pretending to be asleep on top of the bed naked but the guy brought in the trolley and left

She was really in the mood for random 3some

Turned us both on anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No! I don’t want my food to go cold.

This...I normally take the food without really registering the delivery person apart from saying thank you. "

Same

I'm convinced porn has ruined so many people's perception of reality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No! I don’t want my food to go cold.

This...I normally take the food without really registering the delivery person apart from saying thank you.

Same

I'm convinced porn has ruined so many people's perception of reality "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you order 6inches or a footlong? "

NBVN x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Not yet

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