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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Okey dokey good folks: For a bit of fun; Both you and the person above you have just been sent down and will be serving jail time(!!!)

What exactly did you both get up to to merit this custodial sentence?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indecent public exposure and sass when the police turned up. Apparently they didn't want to join in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okey dokey good folks: For a bit of fun; Both you and the person above you have just been sent down and will be serving jail time(!!!)

What exactly did you both get up to to merit this custodial sentence?

We were caught nicking play doh, in an attempt to create big Harold shaped dildos.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

We played strip poker in Greggs.

Loser buys the pasties.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Okey dokey good folks: For a bit of fun; Both you and the person above you have just been sent down and will be serving jail time(!!!)

What exactly did you both get up to to merit this custodial sentence?

Misinterpreted a ladies request for a spit roast (she’ll be fine, she just got a bit warm that’s all, side note “flaming flaps please” is not a good safe phrase)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I’m always in FB jail alone…..

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Well I’m always in FB jail alone….. "

Our buttcoin scam seemed a guaranteed winner on paper….

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