FabSwingers.com forum: We need more Apple Trees

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jesus, one phone call results in hours of admin to do. I still have washing to hang from this morning and rustle up something for dinner. Never mind the mountain of actual paid work with deadlines.

I think I need another 4 of me around but Mr said that would be a very bad idea. Not sure if it's the bad sex or bad company he's worried about

Anyone fancy taking a clone of me or could anyone come and be an extension please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me dig out my clone-o-mat 3000

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I'll take 2!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let me dig out my clone-o-mat 3000"

Cheers Wonko, you're amazing.

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

I’ll be an extension

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Is this the queue for pre-orders?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me dig out my clone-o-mat 3000

Cheers Wonko, you're amazing."

I know I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just let me know the total order size

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Would a 3D print work??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll take 2!

Woah, you sure you can handle all that sass?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll be an extension "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I test drive the original before I commit to taking on a clone full time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this the queue for pre-orders?

LvM"

Yes, it won't be very big so no need to camp out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would a 3D print work??"

Will it handy my personality?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I test drive the original before I commit to taking on a clone full time?

That's only fair isn't it. How long do you want me for.. 12hrs, 24hrs or 36hrs?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I could possibly fit two more apple trees in my garden, which would give a more reliable production of cider in the future......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I test drive the original before I commit to taking on a clone full time?

That's only fair isn't it. How long do you want me for.. 12hrs, 24hrs or 36hrs? "

I’ll take the 24hr option.

12 isn’t long enough, and 36 may be too much. I’m getting on a bit.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

These clones of you - will they be counter-fit

or counterfeit?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"These clones of you - will they be counter-fit

or counterfeit?

Brilliant, Nero.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could possibly fit two more apple trees in my garden, which would give a more reliable production of cider in the future......

They need a wide berth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"These clones of you - will they be counter-fit

or counterfeit?

You'll have to ask Wonko on that one.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"These clones of you - will they be counter-fit

or counterfeit?

Brilliant, Nero."

Mélí-Mel! Now don't you go duplicating yourself! You're still the one, the only, the Øroginal Turophile!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"I'll take 2!

Woah, you sure you can handle all that sass?

I'm hoping I can use Wonko's machine to clone 3 more of me.

I'm sure we'll cope.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Is this the queue for pre-orders?

LvM

Yes, it won't be very big so no need to camp out "

Hey, that's my line!

LvM

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I did a Time Management course years ago. It served me well and I use the basics all the time.

To do list:

1. If it’s important

2. Within a few days

3. End of the week

4. Park it until you need to do it

Don’t go off on a tangent

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