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I’ve got a hard one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The only banana left if the house and it’s a hard one. They taste bloody awful when they’re hard. Can anyone help me, and swap it for a soft one please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it in a plastic bag for a couple of hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 5 over ripe bananas which are too ripe for me but am tempted to use in a banana loaf cake next weekend. You are welcome to a few.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mush it in a plate with a fork. I understand what you mean though. The hard, green ones and very dry too. Makes your mouth all tacky.

I don't think I'd be able to make anything soft though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate a hard one. They are utterly lacking in taste.

Unfortunately I only have a couple of brown ones, which I shall put in a cake.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

If I had a soft one I'd swap you, I like my bananas hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put it in a plastic bag for a couple of hours "

Does that work, or will you be giggling if I actually do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hate a hard one. They are utterly lacking in taste.

Unfortunately I only have a couple of brown ones, which I shall put in a cake.

"

Mmmmmm banana cake, can I come round

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have 5 over ripe bananas which are too ripe for me but am tempted to use in a banana loaf cake next weekend. You are welcome to a few.

NBVN x"

I like your thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put it in a plastic bag for a couple of hours

Does that work, or will you be giggling if I actually do that? "

Yeah it traps the gases that bananas (and all fruit/veg) emit and makes it ripen quicker. Have you ever put a perfectly ripe banana in your bag in the morning and by lunchtime it's gone black?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I prefer hard to soft and squishy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put it in a plastic bag for a couple of hours

Does that work, or will you be giggling if I actually do that?

Yeah it traps the gases that bananas (and all fruit/veg) emit and makes it ripen quicker. Have you ever put a perfectly ripe banana in your bag in the morning and by lunchtime it's gone black? "

Be lucky if fruit lasts an hour here, never mind til lunchtime

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I prefer hard to soft and squishy "

Yes, but what about the bananas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hate a hard one. They are utterly lacking in taste.

Unfortunately I only have a couple of brown ones, which I shall put in a cake.

Mmmmmm banana cake, can I come round "

*puts kettle on*

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I prefer hard to soft and squishy

Yes, but what about the bananas? "

I forgot it was about bananas.... hard enough to slice

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

What about slicing it up and having it in custard?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Unripened Bananas contain enough cytotoxins to kill a fully grown adult if eaten between the hours of 7am and 4pm #factsIjustmadeup

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

All bananas deserve love.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"What about slicing it up and having it in custard? "

That is just perverted

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

OP are you called Eric?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like them soft. Much sweeter and tastier.

The green unripen looking ones are always so much harder to peel is well.

I leave them out of fridge so the heat ripens them ready to eat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP are you called Eric? "

Bananaman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP are you called Eric? "

I am, but not the chap who lives on Acacia Avenue.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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"The only banana left if the house and it’s a hard one. They taste bloody awful when they’re hard. Can anyone help me, and swap it for a soft one please? "

I only eat hard ones, hate them when they have gone bright yellow and mushy

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"What about slicing it up and having it in custard?

That is just perverted "

….and squirty cream on top for added perversion to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer hard banana soft pear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put it in a plastic bag for a couple of hours "

Ha ha ha...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really sure I have ever come across a hard banana! Do you mean like it’s still green and unripened?

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