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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

She fell in love with an electrician and she got shocked

She feel in love with a crane operator and she got let down

Keep it going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a cleaner who swept her off her feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a chef. He filled her up

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By *he_massangerMan
over a year ago

Stornoway

She fell in love with a dairy farmer who was an udder dickhead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with the baker, he put a bun in her oven.

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By *aliceWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

She fell in love with a world class sprinter. He always finished in 10 seconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a software developer who riddled her with bugs

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

She fell in love with an accountant but he did a number on her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a carpet fitter

He laid her

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

She fell in love with a darts player but he kept on checking out.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

She fell in love with a plumber but he drove her round the u-bend.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

She fell in love with a fireman, they had a smouldering relationship.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

After rinsing for maybe 20 seconds or so I've just found out you need to use mouthwash for a whole 60!

There's some butter for ya muffin.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

^wrong thread maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a dentist who drilled her and checked back in 6 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a teacher and he taught her stuff.

I’m shit at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell for an it guy who gave her a computer virus ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a snooker player and he promised to always pot in her hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a scaffolder and reached high places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a postman and she had a special delivery

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

She fell in love with a carpenter who was always willing to give her a screw when she needed one.

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By *elightfulharmonyWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

"She fell in love with a chef. He filled her up"

He roasted her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with, a guy who works down the chip shop, swears he's elvis

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a stripper, money talks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a wrestler and was faking it the entire time

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

She went out with a boxer, he floored her.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

She fell in love with a blacksmith and forged a cast iron relationship, as he wrought hard to galvanise her into action, and like his garden gates, they swung together with perfect precision.

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By *nclePMan
over a year ago

Mitcham

She fell in love with a traffic warden and it was just the ticket!

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By *elightfulharmonyWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

She fell in love with an architect but he had other plans.

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

"She fell in love with a snooker player and he promised to always pot in her hole

He kept on potting the brown instead of the pink?

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

She fell in love with an optician but then she saw right through him!!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

She went out with an actor, but he kept on pretending to be someone he's not.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

She fell in love with a painter and decorator. He’d only have sex just inside the front door, because he preferred a mat finish.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

She went out with an insurance underwriter but their relationship was a write-off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a personal trainer but it didn’t work out.

Well it’s better than my teacher one!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"She fell in love with a personal trainer but it didn’t work out.

Well it’s better than my teacher one!"

That is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She fell in love with a snooker player and he promised to always pot in her hole

He kept on potting the brown instead of the pink? "

Ewww, ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She fell in love with a snooker player and he promised to always pot in her hole

He kept on potting the brown instead of the pink?

Ewww, ha ha!

Only stick to the pink ball

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"She fell in love with a cleaner who swept her off her feet."

Love it

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

She fell in love with a mechanic who gave her a good servicing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She feel in love with a burglar. Who smashed her back door in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with two Irishmen

She wanted to be sure, to be sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a gardener who trimmed her bush

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By *UCKiliketofuckMan
over a year ago

kettering

She fell in love with a lorry driver. He delivers her a full load

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a roadside maintenance worker.

He looked into her hole for ten minutes, then sat down and read his paper.

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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago

south shields

She fell in love with a scaffolder who gave her a big erection

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

She fell in love with a pilot ... he took her to new heights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with the banker that showed her great interest.

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"She fell in love with a chef. He filled her up"

Oooofff sounds good.

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"She fell in love with a fireman, they had a smouldering relationship. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a water pistol salesman.

He made her squirt during the summer.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

She fell in love with a gas man - it was explosive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a rope maker and he tied her up, kinky beggar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with an Englishman an Irishman and a Scottishman.

She didn’t really, it’s only a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a priest, Christ only knows why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in Love with a Vicar because he was always ready to lick her

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By *aughty masonMan
over a year ago

nowhere

"She fell in love with an electrician and she got shocked

She feel in love with a crane operator and she got let down

Keep it going "

She fell in love with his sons after seeing them all over her face

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

She fell in love with the AA man, after he sorted her out at the side of the road.

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By *olly GolightlyWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

She fell in love with a carpenter..he knew exactly what to do with his wood

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

She fell in love with a welder, you should have seen the sparks fly!

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By *h_yes_please!Man
over a year ago

North Devon

She fell in love with a carpenter, he slipped her a length!

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"She fell in love with an Englishman an Irishman and a Scottishman.

She didn’t really, it’s only a joke

She didnt fall in love with any of the above because she'd already fallen in love with a Weishman...

What else would you expect if her name is Ba ba ba ba barbara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with an astronaut but he wanted space!

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

She fell in love with a mechanic

He ensured her engine was kept ticking over

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

OK, this is cheating a little, but be kind. . . .

There was a young lady from Crewe,

Who remarked as the vicar withdrew,

"The Bishop is thicker, and quicker and slicker,

And two inches longer than you!"

Ba boom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell for the fishmonger...he knew how to fillet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a horse and rode him……?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a cricketer who bowled her over

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

She fell in love with a butcher, very good with his chopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a Tory who subsequently invited her for socially distanced drinks to a work event

Sorry if it's too topical

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

She fell In love with a rugby player (most women do) she was his hooker

She fellin love with an angler...she loved his tackle

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

She fell in love with a cinema projectionist. The End.

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

She fell in love with a scotsman

She loved what was under the kilt

As he was a McDonald and had a quarter pounder

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

She fell in love with an fisherman. He bobbed his little tiddler.

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By *h_yes_please!Man
over a year ago

North Devon

She fell in love with a restauranter, she loved Tuesdays - all you can eat night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in Love with a Dodgy striker, he kept putting it in the opposition's net.

No extra time for him

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

She fell in love with a policeman

She loved the size of his truncheon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with an alcoholic, but all he wanted to do was liquor!

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

She fell in love with a jockey

She loved the way he rode her

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

She fell in love with a cleaner and he ate it all up!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

She fell in love with a bouncer and soon the ability to bounce on cock

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"She fell in love with a water pistol salesman.

He made her squirt during the summer."

This made me laugh more than it should have

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By *ongueTwistererMan
over a year ago

telford/ shrewsbury/ bridgnorth/ wolverhampton

She fell in love with a firefighter and got sprayed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She fell in love with a cinema projectionist. The End."

Very good C!

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By *ndyn50000Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

She fell in love with a fisherman

He let her use his rod

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By *rostgiantMan
over a year ago

Chippenham

She fell in love with a helium gas worker

She hated being spoken to in that tone

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"She fell in love with a firefighter and got sprayed "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a singer

Well… technically it was just his index finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a con man, till she found out he was cheating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a carousel operator but he came with a lot of baggage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with and undercover cop... She never saw him coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with Tommy Cooper... Jusy like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a wizard. He cast a spell on het

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a glove maker and got fisted.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Shew wanted to fall in love with a Pastry Chef but was worried he would Desert her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a doctor

No patience

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"She fell in love with a glove maker and got fisted."

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"She fell in love with a fisherman

He let her use his rod"

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"She fell in love with an electrician and she got shocked

She feel in love with a crane operator and she got let down

Keep it going

She fell in love with his sons after seeing them all over her face

Omg how did I miss this. Actually wet myself laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a goalkeeping coach, who showed her how to handle balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a butcher who told her to open her legs while I fillet

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"She fell in love with an electrician and she got shocked

She feel in love with a crane operator and she got let down

Keep it going "

She fell in love with a juggler

Busy she couldn’t handle his balls

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

We fell in love with your ass and got horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a pawnbroker and kissed him under the balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with an accountant because she loved double entry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with boris !

Had party’s all through lockdown !

Got rogered by back door staff !

Made millions selling the story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently ants never get ill, because they have strong anty bodies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in lover with a banker

Who left a deposit on her chest

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

She fell in love with a rugby player and became his hooker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a baker and got whisked away

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

She fell in love with a plumber - he cured all her leaks.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

She fell in love with a pilot - he took her to heaven and back 5 times a day (woof)

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

She fell in love with a sommelier - he knew exactly what her palate required.

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"We fell in love with your ass and got horny"

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

That girl’s my world, she wears purple knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a seven day wonder and he made her hole week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a plumber he got her all wet

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"She fell in love with a rugby player and became his hooker"

If only I was into rugby

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

She fell in love with a trampolinist ... life was up and down after that !

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

He was only a gay undertaker ..he felt dead ernest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a serial killer, who chopped her up into 10 pieces, wrapped them in plastic and dropped them in the sea.

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"She fell in love with a serial killer, who chopped her up into 10 pieces, wrapped them in plastic and dropped them in the sea. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She fell in love with a serial killer, who chopped her up into 10 pieces, wrapped them in plastic and dropped them in the sea.

…..replying for a friend….

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"She fell in love with a serial killer, who chopped her up into 10 pieces, wrapped them in plastic and dropped them in the sea.

…..replying for a friend…."

Well that's okay then.

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"She fell in love with a pilot - he took her to heaven and back 5 times a day (woof)"

Wishful thinking

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

She fell in love with a gardener, he trimmed her bush

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By *ux19Man
over a year ago

Essex

She fell in love with a computer, it pushed her buttons.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Where do bad rainbows go?

Prism...

it's a light sentence.

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"Where do bad rainbows go?

Prism...

it's a light sentence. "

Pmsl

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"She fell in love with a pilot - he took her to heaven and back 5 times a day (woof)

Wishful thinking

It's a line (sort of) from Blackadder the 3rd, by the late great Rik Mayall

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By *ic_khan2341Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"She fell in love with a carpet fitter

He laid her "

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

She fell in love with a lumberjack, he made her chain, saw.

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

She fell in love with a dyslexic serial killer and found her weetabix buried in the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in kind with Richard and got Dick.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

She fell in love with a bone surgeon till he gave her the cold shoulder.

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

She fell in love with a sniper....so she lay down and opened up x

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"She fell in love with a pilot - he took her to heaven and back 5 times a day (woof)

Wishful thinking

It's a line (sort of) from Blackadder the 3rd, by the late great Rik Mayall

Never heard of it.

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By *oding1Man
over a year ago

marlow

She fell in love with a SCUBA diver and sank to New depths.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a decorator who was always white washing her lovely walls.

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"She fell in love with a dyslexic serial killer and found her weetabix buried in the garden

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"She fell in love with a decorator who was always white washing her lovely walls. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was in love with an electrician. There used to be a spark.

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"She fell in love with a bone surgeon till he gave her the cold shoulder. "

Not sure I get this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She fell in love with a dyslexic serial killer and found her weetabix buried in the garden

Lol very good

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"She fell in love with a dyslexic serial killer and found her weetabix buried in the garden

Lol very good"

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

This WILTY episode never fails to make me howl like a loon.

https://youtu.be/B94q7gUu75k

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

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"This WILTY episode never fails to make me howl like a loon.

https://youtu.be/B94q7gUu75k"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a gastroenterologist and he rearranged her guts

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

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"She fell in love with a gastroenterologist and he rearranged her guts

Lovely

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

She fell in love with a banana supplier .....she never left the warehouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a Santa Claus actor, he only came once a year but when he did...

Oh alright you know the rest!

...He filled her boots

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

She fell in love with chuck berry

Oh how she played with his ding a ling

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

She fell in love with a guitar player - she loved the way he strummed.

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"She fell in love with a guitar player - she loved the way he strummed. "

Or even how he plucked his _lectrum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a man identifying felons in a police line up, then he fingered her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She fell in love with a guitar player - she loved the way he strummed.

Or even how he plucked his _lectrum"

He snapped her g string

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She fell in love with a guitar player - she loved the way he strummed.

Or even how he plucked his _lectrum

He snapped her g string"

They now live together in A flat.

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

she fell in love with an electric guitar player - but would fret at his multiple pickups

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

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"She fell in love with chuck berry

Oh how she played with his ding a ling"

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

The guitar one gained momentum

She fell in love with a chimney sweep - he always made sure that her flue was spotless.

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

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"The guitar one gained momentum

She fell in love with a chimney sweep - he always made sure that her flue was spotless. "

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

She fell in love with a milliner, went straight to her head

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

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"she fell in love with an electric guitar player - but would fret at his multiple pickups

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

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"She fell in love with two Irishmen

She wanted to be sure, to be sure."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a Warhammer painter, he gave her two thin coats.

(Too niche?)

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

She fell in love with a tailor - he "measured up" very well indeed.

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

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"She fell in love with a Warhammer painter, he gave her two thin coats.

(Too niche?)"

Better than no coat I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with the IT guy, he would turn her off and then turn her on again

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

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"She fell in love with a tailor - he "measured up" very well indeed."

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

She fell in love with an IT guy. She didn't know he was binary.

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

outskirts

"She fell in love with the IT guy, he would turn her off and then turn her on again"

Like mist guys

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

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"She fell in love with a water pistol salesman.

He made her squirt during the summer."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a thread terminator.

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