FabSwingers.com forum: Sounds like a double cunted cow pissing on a flat rock

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A delightful phrase a guy said to me whilst I was having a pee in a bar(pub) toilet in Buttfuck Nowhere, Virginia. I took it as high praise for a healthy flow.

What weird sayings have you heard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a co op horse

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

'Butt fuck Egypt' (an American bloke referring to places in the middle of nowhere)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A delightful phrase a guy said to me whilst I was having a pee in a bar(pub) toilet in Buttfuck Nowhere, Virginia. I took it as high praise for a healthy flow.

What weird sayings have you heard?"

Ewww

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By *uteirishaWoman
over a year ago

ghost town

I love the 'buttfuck nowhere' ..i would use that to describe somewhere and havent heard or seen anyone else say it in a long time!!..lol..thanks for that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

He went down on her like a dog eating hot chips.

He wasn't hit with the ugly stick. He fell out of the tree and hit every branch on the way down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He / she had a face like a well slapped arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like the full unadulterated face of our brilliant press; or does it not?

....answers not needed on a postcard but sticky back plasticers need not apply!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He/she was on it like a tramp on chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's our very own press, personified; isn't it? .................................................. ...............thinking, thinking.........!!! "))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Butt fuck Egypt' (an American bloke referring to places in the middle of nowhere)"

Lol it's Bum fuck even in American slang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whoa talk about a topic bump lol

its better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Butt fuck Egypt' (an American bloke referring to places in the middle of nowhere)

Lol it's Bum fuck even in American slang

Hey lips!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Butt fuck Egypt' (an American bloke referring to places in the middle of nowhere)

Lol it's Bum fuck even in American slang

Butt fuck he said not bum fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have a face that would make an onion cry

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By *irestarter01Man
over a year ago

london

" A head like a melted welly!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen more ass than a toilet seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not the size that attracts the flies, its the hum of the cum round the rim of the quim.

I had a lapdance recently. The young "lady" took off her nickers, I think she forgot to wipe her bum as I could still see the tomato pips and marmite.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I once said of a guy that was annoying me, " he's got the kind of face that makes me want to set fire to it, so I can put it out with a shovel!", and my mates fell about laughing!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Prefer to suck sick through a sweaty sock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather cut my knob of with an angle grinder.

A face like a smashed crab.

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

I'd rather suck shit through an oily rag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked her so hard she was quivering like a small dog taking a shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's got a face like a decorators radio

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By *arlock69Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

He/she has got a face even a dog wouldn't lick!!...

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