FabSwingers.com forum: Unlikely things you'd read on a fab bio

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll start.

"I HATE eating pussy and will only do it for 30 seconds max"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hung like a hamster and only last 2 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant repeat and I don’t cum buckets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hung like a hamster and only last 2 minutes "

That’s in my one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the best 10 seconds you will ever have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be the best 10 seconds you will ever have "

That was your opening message to us

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I won’t meet bisexual women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m looking for a genuine relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hung like a hamster and only last 2 minutes

That’s in my one

I’m not gonna lie. I did look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies - STOP SENDING ME PUSSY PICS

repeat STOP SENDING ME PUSSY PICS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be the best 10 seconds you will ever have

That was your opening message to us"

And if I lied and said 15?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm unprofessional and ungenuine

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

If you want your cock sucked you’ll need to give it a bleach bath first you dirty pervert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be the best 10 seconds you will ever have

That was your opening message to us

And if I lied and said 15?"

You’d be in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small cock and s*&t in bed. Oh wait that's actually my chat up line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just send a “fancy a fuck” message and I’ll be round yours in 5

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

If you just want to talk sex and lady wank over me then I’m not interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be the best 10 seconds you will ever have

That was your opening message to us

And if I lied and said 15?

You’d be in there

Damn

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Currently on antibiotics for Gonorrhoea but can meet in week

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I don’t know what to do when get naked with another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hung like a hamster and only last 2 minutes

That’s in my one

I’m not gonna lie. I did look

Knew you would

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

I'm a single man and I'm getting overwhelmed by daily messages from women and couples, many of them impolite and with poor grammar.

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

"Hung like a hamster and only last 2 minutes "

Fuck you know me so well

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By *herry-blossomWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

Only here because my wife won't suck it

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

If you like what you see then don’t just wink, you can see me in Panto next December!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a single man and I'm getting overwhelmed by daily messages from women and couples, many of them impolite and with poor grammar."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you like what you see you need to go to specsavers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hung like a hamster and only last 2 minutes

That’s in my one

I’m not gonna lie. I did look

Not gonna lie I looked too

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

“Looking to sleep with everyone on fab”

“I don’t have a life so I can meet at the drop of a hat”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just here to give you 2 weeks of chat, get your hopes up and then disappear"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking for quantity over quality"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Just here to give you 2 weeks of chat, get your hopes up and then disappear" "

Story of my life

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

I’m Asexual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hung like a hamster and only last 2 minutes

That’s in my one

I’m not gonna lie. I did look

Not gonna lie I looked too "

Think I’m going to add it in….creates a little ambiguity doesn’t it

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I keep my socks on during sex - unless you think a fungal nail infection is sexy

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I am not looking for Quality and quantity and of course I love wearing socks while doing doggy style (especially white ones)

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

I will meet outside my age range and preference and will respond to all Blank profiles and one liners…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not on here to meet just looking.

Then why come on a sex site you crazy person lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate wanking and I hate boobs.

I hate wanking over boobs.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I'll be the best 10 seconds you will never have "

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

You need to be over 6ft, look good, smell good & have great teeth. But don't expect anything from me, that's shallow

haha

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

"I hate wanking and I hate boobs.

I hate wanking over boobs."

Never EVER gonna happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hung like a hamster and only last 2 minutes

That’s in my one

I’m not gonna lie. I did look

Not gonna lie I looked too

Think I’m going to add it in….creates a little ambiguity doesn’t it

If you managed to find a picture of a hamster with a massive cock and uploaded it I’d be impressed

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I’m married, my wife knows and she hates the idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only meet professional cock suckers.

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By *extravagantWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I suffer from performance anxiety but am hoping you’ll heal me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be the best 10 seconds you will never have

What?

I'm just being honest

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By *ustin666666Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Looking for SBC (small black cock)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles with no pics or bio get me wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles with no pics or bio get me wet "

I'm in there then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must have gonorrhea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't send pussy pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't send pussy pics"

That must be a horrible experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will meet whenever and wherever you demand as long as it's within a bus journey from home.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Unverified account ‘Milfpussyslayer’ please get in touch, I’m too young for your age range and can’t message you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll meet couples but if your man's dick comes near me I'll scream"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't send pussy pics

That must be a horrible experience "

I've never experienced it to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you can't travel my mum said she can come pick you up and drop you back home"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit! Better change my profile readers special offer then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only marginally better than a wank...

Oh wait actually that is on mine ....

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

I’m here so I can become a virgin again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got big tits, I’m a size 10, I love meeting single guys but my inbox is empty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you do develop a rash then your GP can prescribe a course of antibiotics. It usually clears up after 10 to 14 days.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Really wish a guy who is into turning straight dudes would give me a discreet blowjob

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By *jfrenchMan
over a year ago

Stockport

"Any voyeurs of the opposite sex out there? I know a really good bush that'll easily hide two of us. Zero (or lowish) chance of discovery and/or arrest. Apply within"

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I list safe sex, but in reality I will try and pressure you into bareback sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“We’re a TV and female partner looking for the same in Bedford and there’s a few more like us as well. We’re all dying to meet you”

NEVER going to happen

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I don't like sex

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

I love going for walks by myself in the country, that is when I speak to myself in all the different voices of the characters I have made up in my head

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

I'm new to this. Not got any experience but willing to give it a try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm new to this. Not got any experience but willing to give it a try. "

Side note. Where do you get your stockings from? I can never find ones that fit me so any insider info would be fab xx

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

No sex without social first, Sunday teatimes for introduction to mum and dad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I'm a single man that can't accommodate"

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Bromley

Looking for marriage.

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

I've not measured it but have had loads of complaints.

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By *byeguysCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Paisley

My wife knows I hook up with men and is ok with it.

The “straight” in my bio is just to try and convince myself that it’s ok because “no homo”

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By *inecrestMan
over a year ago

West Yorks

You can keep my socks afterwards as a souvenir.

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By *jekimMan
over a year ago

Wigan

"You can keep my socks afterwards as a souvenir."
haha iv had a guy in here message me of loads of profiles asking me to wank into dirty socks an sell them to him strange bloke haha

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Always free now for random shags

Miss

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Every visitor to my profile gets a free dick pic

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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