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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Falling off the car bonnet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady had an epileptic fit.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I had like a 2 minute fit of fanny farts, I couldn't stop laughing

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

She turned up.

She wasn't truthful.

I left her in the hotel room.

I left fab a couple of days later as a result.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Falling off the car bonnet "
hahaha wtf

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Twisted my ankle doing a "sexy" dance. He had to help me get dressed as I swore like a sailor.

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By *trawberry MojitoWoman
over a year ago

over the hill & far away, like Princess Fiona.

Not getting the meet and being stood up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't respect pre agreed boundaries and had to involve Police

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"She turned up.

She wasn't truthful.

I left her in the hotel room.

I left fab a couple of days later as a result. "

Was it really a man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She shit herself as she cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Falling off the car bonnet hahaha wtf "

Not my finest moment

Though thankfully was with someone I met semi regularly, so managed to laugh about it since.

I went to turn, hand slipped, I went head first off the bonnet. He managed to grab my leg as I fell, I hit my ribs and kind of dangled there naked with leg in his hand, as he tried to help me up. Bruised my ribs and could barely move for a week. not been on a bonnet since

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She shit herself as she cum "
fml awkward haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She turned up.

She wasn't truthful.

I left her in the hotel room.

I left fab a couple of days later as a result.

Was it really a man?"

Men hiding behind female profiles. I wouldn't be surprised in the crazy world of the internet.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"She turned up.

She wasn't truthful.

I left her in the hotel room.

I left fab a couple of days later as a result.

Was it really a man?"

No. Like the comment above she assumed I didn't have boundaries. If the roles had been reversed it's quite possible the police would have been involved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these are brilliant - other than the more sinister ones, of course.

I haven’t had anything bad happen as yet. Touch wood!

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By *ayswings69Man
over a year ago

walsall wood

A lady I met was on all 4s & started Fanny farting she was so embrassed but I told her I loved it xx

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Turning up at the house and it stank

In true News of the world reporter style....I made my excuses and left

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By *ayswings69Man
over a year ago

walsall wood


"I had like a 2 minute fit of fanny farts, I couldn't stop laughing "

Mmmm I love Fanny farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drank some terrible white wine and it made me sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She shit herself as she cum "

Umm, on the plus side, I guess she must have felt very relaxed being with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She turned up.

She wasn't truthful.

I left her in the hotel room.

I left fab a couple of days later as a result.

Was it really a man?

No. Like the comment above she assumed I didn't have boundaries. If the roles had been reversed it's quite possible the police would have been involved. "

You should of involved the Police regardless of gender. Sorry that happened to you

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By *ana_nana_MATTMAN!Man
over a year ago

Haywood Village, Weston-super-Mare

She never left afterwards. We ended up getting married, then divorced. It was right kerfuffle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not knowing whether our multi storey car park shenanigans were caught on CCTV or not.

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By *ilf and old fartCouple
over a year ago

Between Ely and Mildenhall


"She shit herself as she cum "

At least you can truthfully say that you have the distinction of fucking the shit out of someone lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I got hypothermia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only the male half of the "couple" turned up. Very awkward!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone not showing up.

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Had my shoulder dislocated on a meet a few years back, kind of killed the moment

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By *ovetoedgeMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Went off into some woods with a couple, put car keys down while playing and forgot to pick them up after. Realised when I got back to car, took nearly an hour to find the spot!

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By *teph BitchTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

Been told to f@@k @ff and had door slaimed in face

Chatted to guy for a while and mutual meet arranged after chatting

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

He decided it would be fun to ignore the fact I was trying to stop him push his dick further down my throat, so I ended up puking on him.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I had a nosebleed all over her chest and face

LvM

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By * kiss like morphineMan
over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed

She tripped over the front door and face planted the door mat, she was pisses as a newt, spent it in the loo hurling up, I left.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"She turned up.

She wasn't truthful.

I left her in the hotel room.

I left fab a couple of days later as a result.

Was it really a man?

No. Like the comment above she assumed I didn't have boundaries. If the roles had been reversed it's quite possible the police would have been involved.

You should of involved the Police regardless of gender. Sorry that happened to you "

It was my very first fab meet. She had been here for years so I assumed all meets would be like that. It was easier to just walk away.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Twisted my ankle doing a "sexy" dance. He had to help me get dressed as I swore like a sailor. "

I totally misread that first and was intrigued by your choice in him dressing you as a sailor

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

I tripped over

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I wore a love egg and no knickers after a few meets with someone - let’s say he got a little over zealous with the control and it fell out of me whilst walking down a very busy high street in Glasgow and proceeded to vibrate it’s way down the road as I chased after it x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I wore a love egg and no knickers after a few meets with someone - let’s say he got a little over zealous with the control and it fell out of me whilst walking down a very busy high street in Glasgow and proceeded to vibrate it’s way down the road as I chased after it x"

Hahaha that made me laugh out loud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wore a love egg and no knickers after a few meets with someone - let’s say he got a little over zealous with the control and it fell out of me whilst walking down a very busy high street in Glasgow and proceeded to vibrate it’s way down the road as I chased after it x"

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By *inglekentguyMan
over a year ago

Gillingham

Got into her bedroom to find every single item of clothing she owned on the floor! Clambered over it into the bed she’s sucking me off and the bed literally snaps in half! Luckily no damage done and the clothes helped soften the blow

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Twisted my ankle doing a "sexy" dance. He had to help me get dressed as I swore like a sailor.

I totally misread that first and was intrigued by your choice in him dressing you as a sailor "

I could definitely make that outfit work... somehow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a guy in local pub and he was not as confident as when sending messages

Got back to ours and we undressed fully and he was not like pics x

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

A guy was finger fucking me and somehow caught my mirina, which made me bleed, as he rushed to to bathroom to get loo roll

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

She turned up looking nothing like her profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy was finger fucking me and somehow caught my mirina, which made me bleed, as he rushed to to bathroom to get loo roll "

Mirina?

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"A guy was finger fucking me and somehow caught my mirina, which made me bleed, as he rushed to to bathroom to get loo roll

Mirina? "
a version of the coil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy was finger fucking me and somehow caught my mirina, which made me bleed, as he rushed to to bathroom to get loo roll

Mirina? a version of the coil"

Oh, I see. In my world, anything which gets stuck up there had better be temporary.

Hope it fell out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got into her bedroom to find every single item of clothing she owned on the floor! Clambered over it into the bed she’s sucking me off and the bed literally snaps in half! Luckily no damage done and the clothes helped soften the blow "

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"She turned up.

She wasn't truthful.

I left her in the hotel room.

I left fab a couple of days later as a result.

Was it really a man?

No. Like the comment above she assumed I didn't have boundaries. If the roles had been reversed it's quite possible the police would have been involved. "

Oh dear.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Cake !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She turned up looking nothing like her profile "

I really don't look anything like my profile I only show the decent bits

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"A guy was finger fucking me and somehow caught my mirina, which made me bleed, as he rushed to to bathroom to get loo roll

Mirina? a version of the coil

Oh, I see. In my world, anything which gets stuck up there had better be temporary.

Hope it fell out?"

No it didn't and I wouldn't want it too. It's there for a reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went for a meet with an absolutely fantastic couple - we got on too well socially and I ended up getting absolutely shit faced. Nightmare. Lesson learned there big time!

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

She was smelly

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

He had made reservations at a beautiful restaurant and I walk out before the main course was served.

He was rude and belligerent to the bartender and waiter and I don’t condone that type of behavior.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter


"I wore a love egg and no knickers after a few meets with someone - let’s say he got a little over zealous with the control and it fell out of me whilst walking down a very busy high street in Glasgow and proceeded to vibrate it’s way down the road as I chased after it x"

LOL! I think we have a winner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some betters on here haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He hadnt even touched. Pulled his trousers down and came all over the floor lol

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

In a threesome, the two ladies fell out with each other. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just here for the comments

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just here for the comments "
some great ones )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was assaulted both sexually and physically !! Ran out of the hotel in the middle of the night crying !!!!! Some serious lessons learned on my part !!!

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

I knocked on the house door, it was answered by a small girl, no more than 7 or 8 years old!

I was dressed as Linda!

A small boy, Who I assume was her little brother was sat at a table behind her staring at me !

I apologised, saying in my friendliest voice “ oh I am sorry, I seem to have come to the wrong house”

Just then a guy walked into the room with s shocked and questioning look on his face.

I explained that someone had invited me to their house and had given me his address ! He was actually very good about it and accepted my explanation straight away!

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham


"I knocked on the house door, it was answered by a small girl, no more than 7 or 8 years old!

I was dressed as Linda!

A small boy, Who I assume was her little brother was sat at a table behind her staring at me !

I apologised, saying in my friendliest voice “ oh I am sorry, I seem to have come to the wrong house”

Just then a guy walked into the room with s shocked and questioning look on his face.

I explained that someone had invited me to their house and had given me his address ! He was actually very good about it and accepted my explanation straight away! "

Someone sent you to the wrong address? That’s so fucked up

Really are some awful people out there. What’s your gain from that

I’m glad the guy was understanding. Hope your doing ok

So rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wore a love egg and no knickers after a few meets with someone - let’s say he got a little over zealous with the control and it fell out of me whilst walking down a very busy high street in Glasgow and proceeded to vibrate it’s way down the road as I chased after it x"

Buckelt reading that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knocked on the house door, it was answered by a small girl, no more than 7 or 8 years old!

I was dressed as Linda!

A small boy, Who I assume was her little brother was sat at a table behind her staring at me !

I apologised, saying in my friendliest voice “ oh I am sorry, I seem to have come to the wrong house”

Just then a guy walked into the room with s shocked and questioning look on his face.

I explained that someone had invited me to their house and had given me his address ! He was actually very good about it and accepted my explanation straight away! "

Had something similar happen when i very first started meeting about 10 years ago on a different site. Luckily they never gave me a house number but said they would when i was near. They never answered the phone once i got to the road that was said.

I wouldnt of minded that much, but had ridden a motorbike about 20 miles at 3am and it was fucking cold

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By *ir-spunk-alotMan
over a year ago

Southern England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He walked out on me after being argumentative and rude for an hour.

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By *ir-spunk-alotMan
over a year ago

Southern England

A lady asked if she could rim me on 1st meet which i wasnt too keen on but went with the flo. She then said i could fart in her mouth if i wanted. Well that killed the mood and instantly killed my erection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knocked on the house door, it was answered by a small girl, no more than 7 or 8 years old!

I was dressed as Linda!

A small boy, Who I assume was her little brother was sat at a table behind her staring at me !

I apologised, saying in my friendliest voice “ oh I am sorry, I seem to have come to the wrong house”

Just then a guy walked into the room with s shocked and questioning look on his face.

I explained that someone had invited me to their house and had given me his address ! He was actually very good about it and accepted my explanation straight away! "

Crikey. I don't understand why people get their kicks outta doing crap like that - just wished they'd be honest and say they'd changed their minds etc. Sorry that happened to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was supposed to be our first full swap, the guys shot his load in my mouth within a cpl of mins and he was done.

Shot the hubby a look and ended the night rather disheartened

(Miss)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was assaulted both sexually and physically !! Ran out of the hotel in the middle of the night crying !!!!! Some serious lessons learned on my part !!!"

FFS! how awful to have endured such experiences. Unfortunately some times those type of experiences are the lessons we need to remind us not to trust everyone. Sorry to hear you'd encountered this experience (((hugs)))

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Missed my train home. She had to drive me half way.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Was supposed to be our first full swap, the guys shot his load in my mouth within a cpl of mins and he was done.

Shot the hubby a look and ended the night rather disheartened

(Miss)

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No reload?

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Bloke fainted on me after getting cramp ,had to get him recovery position, I never saw him again lol

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By *assycitygirlWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

A guy I'd been messaging for a while, came over full of promises that I'd have "the time of my life" I gave him oral, he came in a matter of minutes, used the toilet then got dressed and left.

And then when I went into the toilet after he left, I discovered he'd pissed all over the wall.

Oh and he still messages to meet again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope.

We met them at a social gathering. Had been speaking for months. His wife warned us in the middle of that social if he drank it would happen, she said but he has viagra so he would be fine

He got way passed sloshed, learning curve thats for sure and thankfully havent had that happen again

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

Gave the lady a migraine through her orgasm

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham


"Nope.

We met them at a social gathering. Had been speaking for months. His wife warned us in the middle of that social if he drank it would happen, she said but he has viagra so he would be fine

He got way passed sloshed, learning curve thats for sure and thankfully havent had that happen again

"

Get sloppy d*unk on a meet is a huge red flag for me. The moment I hear a slurred word or see any indication they are d*unk I’m running

I’m not trying to catch a case out there

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Nope.

We met them at a social gathering. Had been speaking for months. His wife warned us in the middle of that social if he drank it would happen, she said but he has viagra so he would be fine

He got way passed sloshed, learning curve thats for sure and thankfully havent had that happen again

"

Oh dear. What a wasted chance !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh we learnt the hard way. Hadnt been on fab long.

Its a massive red flag now.

Dont mind a guy drinking but if hes hammered its a no go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some really crappy stories on this thread - sorry to hear them

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Met him for a coffee.He seemed nice went back to our cars had a kiss he then decided that he could take things farther and managed to pin my arms down.I got a hand free and got away from him and asked him wtf he was playing at he said sorry then proceeded to tell me I was on fab so he thought I'd be up for it. I almost left fab after that. His profile was gone before I got home and went to report him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met him for a coffee.He seemed nice went back to our cars had a kiss he then decided that he could take things farther and managed to pin my arms down.I got a hand free and got away from him and asked him wtf he was playing at he said sorry then proceeded to tell me I was on fab so he thought I'd be up for it. I almost left fab after that. His profile was gone before I got home and went to report him."

. WTF? Appalling behaviour and could easily have escalated had you not managed to free an arm. Do some fellas think we are gonna be an easy fuck just because we are on Fab?

I've experienced exactly that attitude from fellas I'd met for coffee on dating sites - blurred lines of boundaries when they know you're on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met him for a coffee.He seemed nice went back to our cars had a kiss he then decided that he could take things farther and managed to pin my arms down.I got a hand free and got away from him and asked him wtf he was playing at he said sorry then proceeded to tell me I was on fab so he thought I'd be up for it. I almost left fab after that. His profile was gone before I got home and went to report him."

I’m so sorry this happened, how awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some really scary stories on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met him for a coffee.He seemed nice went back to our cars had a kiss he then decided that he could take things farther and managed to pin my arms down.I got a hand free and got away from him and asked him wtf he was playing at he said sorry then proceeded to tell me I was on fab so he thought I'd be up for it. I almost left fab after that. His profile was gone before I got home and went to report him.

. WTF? Appalling behaviour and could easily have escalated had you not managed to free an arm. Do some fellas think we are gonna be an easy fuck just because we are on Fab?

I've experienced exactly that attitude from fellas I'd met for coffee on dating sites - blurred lines of boundaries when they know you're on Fab. "

Most guys who message me do think I'm an easy fuck because I'm on this site. An easy, available set of holes who doesn't mind being treated like an object. Isn't that the case for most women here?

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By *rangesmartieWoman
over a year ago

Devon


" Do some fellas think we are gonna be an easy fuck just because we are on Fab?

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Sadly, yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Do some fellas think we are gonna be an easy fuck just because we are on Fab?

Sadly, yes"

I too, agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First ever meet with a woman. She couldn’t accommodate, and basically just focused on Inked. She stank of the stale alcohol from her night out, and had stiletto nails that scratched my vagina and left me sore and bleeding- basically gave me a paper cut.

Luckily Inked reassured me she wasn’t the norm, and since then, have met some gorgeous and honest bi women (and none of them are still hung over and have nails like talons)

Viv xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First ever meet with a woman. She couldn’t accommodate, and basically just focused on Inked. She stank of the stale alcohol from her night out, and had stiletto nails that scratched my vagina and left me sore and bleeding- basically gave me a paper cut.

Luckily Inked reassured me she wasn’t the norm, and since then, have met some gorgeous and honest bi women (and none of them are still hung over and have nails like talons)

Viv xx

"

Also, met a couple where the woman was obviously only taking part for her hubby. I felt like I was violating her, so called it to a halt and said no more. He was enjoying watching us, and complained when I stopped it, and tried to convince me she was enjoying it, I told him I wasn’t happy to carry on, and made them leave xx

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Met him for a coffee.He seemed nice went back to our cars had a kiss he then decided that he could take things farther and managed to pin my arms down.I got a hand free and got away from him and asked him wtf he was playing at he said sorry then proceeded to tell me I was on fab so he thought I'd be up for it. I almost left fab after that. His profile was gone before I got home and went to report him.

. WTF? Appalling behaviour and could easily have escalated had you not managed to free an arm. Do some fellas think we are gonna be an easy fuck just because we are on Fab?

I've experienced exactly that attitude from fellas I'd met for coffee on dating sites - blurred lines of boundaries when they know you're on Fab.

Most guys who message me do think I'm an easy fuck because I'm on this site. An easy, available set of holes who doesn't mind being treated like an object. Isn't that the case for most women here? "

He was the exception for me on here thank god .Most men I have chatted to or met have been decent nice men. He was an asshole and the only person I ever met on here after chatting for only a couple of days. It's why I now chat for a good while before I meet anyone usually they can't keep up a pretense if they chat for any length of time I've found.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met him for a coffee.He seemed nice went back to our cars had a kiss he then decided that he could take things farther and managed to pin my arms down.I got a hand free and got away from him and asked him wtf he was playing at he said sorry then proceeded to tell me I was on fab so he thought I'd be up for it. I almost left fab after that. His profile was gone before I got home and went to report him.

. WTF? Appalling behaviour and could easily have escalated had you not managed to free an arm. Do some fellas think we are gonna be an easy fuck just because we are on Fab?

I've experienced exactly that attitude from fellas I'd met for coffee on dating sites - blurred lines of boundaries when they know you're on Fab.

Most guys who message me do think I'm an easy fuck because I'm on this site. An easy, available set of holes who doesn't mind being treated like an object. Isn't that the case for most women here?

He was the exception for me on here thank god .Most men I have chatted to or met have been decent nice men. He was an asshole and the only person I ever met on here after chatting for only a couple of days. It's why I now chat for a good while before I meet anyone usually they can't keep up a pretense if they chat for any length of time I've found. "

Same here. And if they're not happy about me chatting for a while, that's a red flag. But the sea of yellow messages are pretty much all treating me like a pair of tits and nowt else. Guys from the forum aren't like that.

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Probably the time Will got a punctured lip (still scared) and the skin on his chest and inner thigh ripped open, blood everywhere, I was oblivious to this going on until said girl hit her partner around the head and left the room in tears as she said Will wasn’t enjoying her attention, no s**t Sherlock lol she had also been trying to black her eye by hitting her face with his cock we left but then got invited back as she had supposedly calmed down, it was a No from us

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By *inkyisfunukMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

The couple I arranged a social meet with, who after a couple of minutes in the bar started telling me I was a sinner who would burn in hell and face the wrath of god unless I changed my ways and joined them in some obscure Christian sect/commune they were part of.

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

Worst meet i had asva single on here ( john). I chatted to a lady for a good while then she invited me over one night. Opened the door and no lights on. As i followed her down the hallway which agaun was not lit all i could smell was cats piss. I stopped and said i think i had not locked my car i made a very sharp exit. The smell was aweful. How she could live in that house i dont know. Her pics on here were really nice to though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met him for a coffee.He seemed nice went back to our cars had a kiss he then decided that he could take things farther and managed to pin my arms down.I got a hand free and got away from him and asked him wtf he was playing at he said sorry then proceeded to tell me I was on fab so he thought I'd be up for it. I almost left fab after that. His profile was gone before I got home and went to report him.

. WTF? Appalling behaviour and could easily have escalated had you not managed to free an arm. Do some fellas think we are gonna be an easy fuck just because we are on Fab?

I've experienced exactly that attitude from fellas I'd met for coffee on dating sites - blurred lines of boundaries when they know you're on Fab.

Most guys who message me do think I'm an easy fuck because I'm on this site. An easy, available set of holes who doesn't mind being treated like an object. Isn't that the case for most women here?

He was the exception for me on here thank god .Most men I have chatted to or met have been decent nice men. He was an asshole and the only person I ever met on here after chatting for only a couple of days. It's why I now chat for a good while before I meet anyone usually they can't keep up a pretense if they chat for any length of time I've found.

Same here. And if they're not happy about me chatting for a while, that's a red flag. But the sea of yellow messages are pretty much all treating me like a pair of tits and nowt else. Guys from the forum aren't like that. "
firstly that is total shit and i know memmbers will say report. If i was a woman and its easy to say from the other end off a screen i would go to police and report him but i gather that would be hard to do, by explaining to them why the meet took place .

Going to really Stick neck on the Block here and ( have said b4 ) the site has to take more off an involvement in these things than just take ur money or even not take money vet people with security. BtW hope ur ok

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"A guy was finger fucking me and somehow caught my mirina, which made me bleed, as he rushed to to bathroom to get loo roll

Mirina? "

•

It's where yaghts hang out, hoping to get lucky.

Ask Melí, it's also where she picks up sailors.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Met him for a coffee.He seemed nice went back to our cars had a kiss he then decided that he could take things farther and managed to pin my arms down.I got a hand free and got away from him and asked him wtf he was playing at he said sorry then proceeded to tell me I was on fab so he thought I'd be up for it. I almost left fab after that. His profile was gone before I got home and went to report him."

•

This has actually made me feel quite sick. I'm so sorry you had to endure this.

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Not seeing pics and knowing that you should of seen them first note this is why you should always exchange face pics x

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Met him for a coffee.He seemed nice went back to our cars had a kiss he then decided that he could take things farther and managed to pin my arms down.I got a hand free and got away from him and asked him wtf he was playing at he said sorry then proceeded to tell me I was on fab so he thought I'd be up for it. I almost left fab after that. His profile was gone before I got home and went to report him.

. WTF? Appalling behaviour and could easily have escalated had you not managed to free an arm. Do some fellas think we are gonna be an easy fuck just because we are on Fab?

I've experienced exactly that attitude from fellas I'd met for coffee on dating sites - blurred lines of boundaries when they know you're on Fab.

Most guys who message me do think I'm an easy fuck because I'm on this site. An easy, available set of holes who doesn't mind being treated like an object. Isn't that the case for most women here?

He was the exception for me on here thank god .Most men I have chatted to or met have been decent nice men. He was an asshole and the only person I ever met on here after chatting for only a couple of days. It's why I now chat for a good while before I meet anyone usually they can't keep up a pretense if they chat for any length of time I've found.

Same here. And if they're not happy about me chatting for a while, that's a red flag. But the sea of yellow messages are pretty much all treating me like a pair of tits and nowt else. Guys from the forum aren't like that. firstly that is total shit and i know memmbers will say report. If i was a woman and its easy to say from the other end off a screen i would go to police and report him but i gather that would be hard to do, by explaining to them why the meet took place .

Going to really Stick neck on the Block here and ( have said b4 ) the site has to take more off an involvement in these things than just take ur money or even not take money vet people with security. BtW hope ur ok "

I would have no issue going to the police and explaining how I met him I'm not embarrassed by being on here and me being on here doesn't mean if I say no means anything less.But he was just extra pushy and a dick so wasn't worth going to them I also I only a first name so it would have been pretty impossible to find him.

I did go to report him to here as soon as I got home but he had already left the site so it was impossible to do that.

I've never had any issue with any other person I've met off here because I do find chatting for a good while s out these type of guys as they don't have the patience to chat if all they want is a fuck to put it bluntly.

The site can only do so much and I've never blamed the site for what happened that evening.

I was just in a bit of shock at what happened but luckily there are more decent men on here than bad.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’d gone to a meet during a sciatica flare up (I’d not had sex for a month and the need was strong). I was like Joan Hickson moving from my car to the hotel room.

I basically laid on the bed and that was it. Couldn’t move. He then made me laugh and my back went into spasm. Luckily it wasn’t a first meet or I think he might have panicked and run.

He then had to help me off the bed and dress me and I hobbled off back to the car, to go home.

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By *FunwithmenMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"The couple I arranged a social meet with, who after a couple of minutes in the bar started telling me I was a sinner who would burn in hell and face the wrath of god unless I changed my ways and joined them in some obscure Christian sect/commune they were part of."

I once went round to a guy's house to blow him. So far, so good... he came and immediately told me I was for hell and went all Christian on me...

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

Mummy where do I start... broke his bango, I got a nose bleed, chipped my tooth, dirty smelly people, sent to wrong address, high on drugs. These are just a few, but had lots of fantastic meets so don't dwell on them.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"A guy was finger fucking me and somehow caught my mirina, which made me bleed, as he rushed to to bathroom to get loo roll

Mirina?

•

It's where yaghts hang out, hoping to get lucky.

Ask Melí, it's also where she picks up sailors. "

•

yachts not "yaghts"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"??"

Social meet: He brought a cake. He kept spitting crumbs all across the table and onto my cleavage whenever he spoke. He wasn't a clean man either.

Meet for sex without a social first: He looked nothing like his photos. He had a few front teeth missing. Rest weren't clean. He had messy unkempt hair and clearly was so much older than his photos. I turned around and left.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham


"I knocked on the house door, it was answered by a small girl, no more than 7 or 8 years old!

I was dressed as Linda!

A small boy, Who I assume was her little brother was sat at a table behind her staring at me !

I apologised, saying in my friendliest voice “ oh I am sorry, I seem to have come to the wrong house”

Just then a guy walked into the room with s shocked and questioning look on his face.

I explained that someone had invited me to their house and had given me his address ! He was actually very good about it and accepted my explanation straight away!

Crikey. I don't understand why people get their kicks outta doing crap like that - just wished they'd be honest and say they'd changed their minds etc. Sorry that happened to you. "

What I found extra awful was that whoever invited me knew the person who lived in the house and could see what was going on.

I have been in situations like this before so I usually take care… when I pulled up at the address I could see coloured blue and green fairy lights strung up along a shed in the back yard.

I messaged the guy and asked him what colour fairy lights were on his shed and he replied with the correct colour. Then I asked if he could see ( I don’t remember, but let’s say) the green mini on the road outside of his neighbours house… there was no green mini but he would have to have eyes on to know that… he said the road outside the neighbours house had no cars parked..

To be fair I could not see in curtain twitching at the house and wondered where he was watching from but carried on to the door of the house anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met him for a coffee.He seemed nice went back to our cars had a kiss he then decided that he could take things farther and managed to pin my arms down.I got a hand free and got away from him and asked him wtf he was playing at he said sorry then proceeded to tell me I was on fab so he thought I'd be up for it. I almost left fab after that. His profile was gone before I got home and went to report him.

. WTF? Appalling behaviour and could easily have escalated had you not managed to free an arm. Do some fellas think we are gonna be an easy fuck just because we are on Fab?

I've experienced exactly that attitude from fellas I'd met for coffee on dating sites - blurred lines of boundaries when they know you're on Fab.

Most guys who message me do think I'm an easy fuck because I'm on this site. An easy, available set of holes who doesn't mind being treated like an object. Isn't that the case for most women here?

He was the exception for me on here thank god .Most men I have chatted to or met have been decent nice men. He was an asshole and the only person I ever met on here after chatting for only a couple of days. It's why I now chat for a good while before I meet anyone usually they can't keep up a pretense if they chat for any length of time I've found.

Same here. And if they're not happy about me chatting for a while, that's a red flag. But the sea of yellow messages are pretty much all treating me like a pair of tits and nowt else. Guys from the forum aren't like that. firstly that is total shit and i know memmbers will say report. If i was a woman and its easy to say from the other end off a screen i would go to police and report him but i gather that would be hard to do, by explaining to them why the meet took place .

Going to really Stick neck on the Block here and ( have said b4 ) the site has to take more off an involvement in these things than just take ur money or even not take money vet people with security. BtW hope ur ok

I would have no issue going to the police and explaining how I met him I'm not embarrassed by being on here and me being on here doesn't mean if I say no means anything less.But he was just extra pushy and a dick so wasn't worth going to them I also I only a first name so it would have been pretty impossible to find him.

I did go to report him to here as soon as I got home but he had already left the site so it was impossible to do that.

I've never had any issue with any other person I've met off here because I do find chatting for a good while s out these type of guys as they don't have the patience to chat if all they want is a fuck to put it bluntly.

The site can only do so much and I've never blamed the site for what happened that evening.

I was just in a bit of shock at what happened but luckily there are more decent men on here than bad. "
from ur reply u think u must have done everything . Thats exactly what other females think and thats why these things get lost in the system .thats all i can say and am sure in talk for most off us sensible guys .

Give u quick scenario if ur out with the girls in a pub/ club and that happened would u av went to police or F/B or tried the name / shame on here .

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Met him for a coffee.He seemed nice went back to our cars had a kiss he then decided that he could take things farther and managed to pin my arms down.I got a hand free and got away from him and asked him wtf he was playing at he said sorry then proceeded to tell me I was on fab so he thought I'd be up for it. I almost left fab after that. His profile was gone before I got home and went to report him.

. WTF? Appalling behaviour and could easily have escalated had you not managed to free an arm. Do some fellas think we are gonna be an easy fuck just because we are on Fab?

I've experienced exactly that attitude from fellas I'd met for coffee on dating sites - blurred lines of boundaries when they know you're on Fab.

Most guys who message me do think I'm an easy fuck because I'm on this site. An easy, available set of holes who doesn't mind being treated like an object. Isn't that the case for most women here?

He was the exception for me on here thank god .Most men I have chatted to or met have been decent nice men. He was an asshole and the only person I ever met on here after chatting for only a couple of days. It's why I now chat for a good while before I meet anyone usually they can't keep up a pretense if they chat for any length of time I've found.

Same here. And if they're not happy about me chatting for a while, that's a red flag. But the sea of yellow messages are pretty much all treating me like a pair of tits and nowt else. Guys from the forum aren't like that. firstly that is total shit and i know memmbers will say report. If i was a woman and its easy to say from the other end off a screen i would go to police and report him but i gather that would be hard to do, by explaining to them why the meet took place .

Going to really Stick neck on the Block here and ( have said b4 ) the site has to take more off an involvement in these things than just take ur money or even not take money vet people with security. BtW hope ur ok

I would have no issue going to the police and explaining how I met him I'm not embarrassed by being on here and me being on here doesn't mean if I say no means anything less.But he was just extra pushy and a dick so wasn't worth going to them I also I only a first name so it would have been pretty impossible to find him.

I did go to report him to here as soon as I got home but he had already left the site so it was impossible to do that.

I've never had any issue with any other person I've met off here because I do find chatting for a good while s out these type of guys as they don't have the patience to chat if all they want is a fuck to put it bluntly.

The site can only do so much and I've never blamed the site for what happened that evening.

I was just in a bit of shock at what happened but luckily there are more decent men on here than bad. from ur reply u think u must have done everything . Thats exactly what other females think and thats why these things get lost in the system .thats all i can say and am sure in talk for most off us sensible guys .

Give u quick scenario if ur out with the girls in a pub/ club and that happened would u av went to police or F/B or tried the name / shame on here . "

You aren't making a lot of sense.

You can't name and shame on here and how would anyone use FB if they only know the persons first name?

Your comments hint strongly at victim shaming and you certainly aren't talking for sensible guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not seeing pics and knowing that you should of seen them first note this is why you should always exchange face pics x "

What if the face pics they send are from 10+ years ago?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Met him for a coffee.He seemed nice went back to our cars had a kiss he then decided that he could take things farther and managed to pin my arms down.I got a hand free and got away from him and asked him wtf he was playing at he said sorry then proceeded to tell me I was on fab so he thought I'd be up for it. I almost left fab after that. His profile was gone before I got home and went to report him."

Wow I wasn’t going to comment but that’s exactly what happened to me years ago. And when I got home he’d also gone from fab. I deleted my profile that evening x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met him for a coffee.He seemed nice went back to our cars had a kiss he then decided that he could take things farther and managed to pin my arms down.I got a hand free and got away from him and asked him wtf he was playing at he said sorry then proceeded to tell me I was on fab so he thought I'd be up for it. I almost left fab after that. His profile was gone before I got home and went to report him.

. WTF? Appalling behaviour and could easily have escalated had you not managed to free an arm. Do some fellas think we are gonna be an easy fuck just because we are on Fab?

I've experienced exactly that attitude from fellas I'd met for coffee on dating sites - blurred lines of boundaries when they know you're on Fab.

Most guys who message me do think I'm an easy fuck because I'm on this site. An easy, available set of holes who doesn't mind being treated like an object. Isn't that the case for most women here?

He was the exception for me on here thank god .Most men I have chatted to or met have been decent nice men. He was an asshole and the only person I ever met on here after chatting for only a couple of days. It's why I now chat for a good while before I meet anyone usually they can't keep up a pretense if they chat for any length of time I've found.

Same here. And if they're not happy about me chatting for a while, that's a red flag. But the sea of yellow messages are pretty much all treating me like a pair of tits and nowt else. Guys from the forum aren't like that. firstly that is total shit and i know memmbers will say report. If i was a woman and its easy to say from the other end off a screen i would go to police and report him but i gather that would be hard to do, by explaining to them why the meet took place .

Going to really Stick neck on the Block here and ( have said b4 ) the site has to take more off an involvement in these things than just take ur money or even not take money vet people with security. BtW hope ur ok

I would have no issue going to the police and explaining how I met him I'm not embarrassed by being on here and me being on here doesn't mean if I say no means anything less.But he was just extra pushy and a dick so wasn't worth going to them I also I only a first name so it would have been pretty impossible to find him.

I did go to report him to here as soon as I got home but he had already left the site so it was impossible to do that.

I've never had any issue with any other person I've met off here because I do find chatting for a good while s out these type of guys as they don't have the patience to chat if all they want is a fuck to put it bluntly.

The site can only do so much and I've never blamed the site for what happened that evening.

I was just in a bit of shock at what happened but luckily there are more decent men on here than bad. from ur reply u think u must have done everything . Thats exactly what other females think and thats why these things get lost in the system .thats all i can say and am sure in talk for most off us sensible guys .

Give u quick scenario if ur out with the girls in a pub/ club and that happened would u av went to police or F/B or tried the name / shame on here .

You aren't making a lot of sense.

You can't name and shame on here and how would anyone use FB if they only know the persons first name?

Your comments hint strongly at victim shaming and you certainly aren't talking for sensible guys. "

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Left my scarf behind (social meet in pub).

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham


"I wore a love egg and no knickers after a few meets with someone - let’s say he got a little over zealous with the control and it fell out of me whilst walking down a very busy high street in Glasgow and proceeded to vibrate it’s way down the road as I chased after it x"

Was that the occasion when the glasgow herald had headline"alians seen on buchan street"

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Met him for a coffee.He seemed nice went back to our cars had a kiss he then decided that he could take things farther and managed to pin my arms down.I got a hand free and got away from him and asked him wtf he was playing at he said sorry then proceeded to tell me I was on fab so he thought I'd be up for it. I almost left fab after that. His profile was gone before I got home and went to report him.

. WTF? Appalling behaviour and could easily have escalated had you not managed to free an arm. Do some fellas think we are gonna be an easy fuck just because we are on Fab?

I've experienced exactly that attitude from fellas I'd met for coffee on dating sites - blurred lines of boundaries when they know you're on Fab.

Most guys who message me do think I'm an easy fuck because I'm on this site. An easy, available set of holes who doesn't mind being treated like an object. Isn't that the case for most women here?

He was the exception for me on here thank god .Most men I have chatted to or met have been decent nice men. He was an asshole and the only person I ever met on here after chatting for only a couple of days. It's why I now chat for a good while before I meet anyone usually they can't keep up a pretense if they chat for any length of time I've found.

Same here. And if they're not happy about me chatting for a while, that's a red flag. But the sea of yellow messages are pretty much all treating me like a pair of tits and nowt else. Guys from the forum aren't like that. firstly that is total shit and i know memmbers will say report. If i was a woman and its easy to say from the other end off a screen i would go to police and report him but i gather that would be hard to do, by explaining to them why the meet took place .

Going to really Stick neck on the Block here and ( have said b4 ) the site has to take more off an involvement in these things than just take ur money or even not take money vet people with security. BtW hope ur ok

I would have no issue going to the police and explaining how I met him I'm not embarrassed by being on here and me being on here doesn't mean if I say no means anything less.But he was just extra pushy and a dick so wasn't worth going to them I also I only a first name so it would have been pretty impossible to find him.

I did go to report him to here as soon as I got home but he had already left the site so it was impossible to do that.

I've never had any issue with any other person I've met off here because I do find chatting for a good while s out these type of guys as they don't have the patience to chat if all they want is a fuck to put it bluntly.

The site can only do so much and I've never blamed the site for what happened that evening.

I was just in a bit of shock at what happened but luckily there are more decent men on here than bad. from ur reply u think u must have done everything . Thats exactly what other females think and thats why these things get lost in the system .thats all i can say and am sure in talk for most off us sensible guys .

Give u quick scenario if ur out with the girls in a pub/ club and that happened would u av went to police or F/B or tried the name / shame on here .

You aren't making a lot of sense.

You can't name and shame on here and how would anyone use FB if they only know the persons first name?

Your comments hint strongly at victim shaming and you certainly aren't talking for sensible guys. "

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

A guy who wasn't local had been pursuing me for ages. I don't meet non local guys usually. He persuaded me - he would drive to me, no problem, and it was made clear to him he couldn't stay the night.

On the day he texted asking which train station to come to. ermm...wheres your car? In the garage he says. Silly silly me, I agreed to collect him from station.

Yee gods what a bad decision. A bunny fucker, no attention on my pleasure at all, kept wanting BJs but didnt reciprocate. Would bunny fuck for 2 minutes, cum, and lie back looking proud of himself. His recovery was miraculous, so he kept wanting another go.

I live in the arse end of nowhere. There are NO late trains here. And I'm stuck with bunny-boy and my own sexual frustration. I was worried about how he would respond but I told him I wasn't having fun and would drop him back at the closest station with a late service. Thankfully he wasn't difficult about it.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place


"Met him for a coffee.He seemed nice went back to our cars had a kiss he then decided that he could take things farther and managed to pin my arms down.I got a hand free and got away from him and asked him wtf he was playing at he said sorry then proceeded to tell me I was on fab so he thought I'd be up for it. I almost left fab after that. His profile was gone before I got home and went to report him.

. WTF? Appalling behaviour and could easily have escalated had you not managed to free an arm. Do some fellas think we are gonna be an easy fuck just because we are on Fab?

I've experienced exactly that attitude from fellas I'd met for coffee on dating sites - blurred lines of boundaries when they know you're on Fab.

Most guys who message me do think I'm an easy fuck because I'm on this site. An easy, available set of holes who doesn't mind being treated like an object. Isn't that the case for most women here? "

Yes. As soon as holes or full balls are mentioned it's over for me.

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By *ackal1Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

Some of these above are scary and we are lucky nothing as serious to report.

Ours were; a really good looking guy’s clothes smelt like they hadn’t been washed for weeks, he stank really badly. .

Another “professional guy” said his cars broken down can we go and pick him up . From the address he was a £4 taxi fare away. We didn’t pick him up then he got shitty saying just because he “didn’t actually have a car” we were being arseholes.. Go figure!

One guy was an hour late which wasn’t too bad as we were having fun in a bar. He eventually turned up slurring his words being very d*unk.

One guy was a good 15-20 years older than his pics. All of the above received a polite no thanks.

Please be careful out there everyone.

Maybe the site having our IP addresses could have a meet register where you tell them which profile you’re meeting. They don’t do anything just record who it is from the IP . That way everyone knows you can be found if you miss-behave.

If you have good intentions then nothing to worry about and we all leave verifications telling who we’ve met often enough. Needs some proper thought but a little safety feature for singles maybe?

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Some belters here.

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By *oddess NailaWoman
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh


"A guy was finger fucking me and somehow caught my mirina, which made me bleed, as he rushed to to bathroom to get loo roll "

I live in fear of this happening! One guy told me afterwards he thought it was a tampon string and was going to pull it out discreetly

Now I tell every guy beforehand just to be safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of these above are scary and we are lucky nothing as serious to report.

Ours were; a really good looking guy’s clothes smelt like they hadn’t been washed for weeks, he stank really badly. .

Another “professional guy” said his cars broken down can we go and pick him up . From the address he was a £4 taxi fare away. We didn’t pick him up then he got shitty saying just because he “didn’t actually have a car” we were being arseholes.. Go figure!

One guy was an hour late which wasn’t too bad as we were having fun in a bar. He eventually turned up slurring his words being very d*unk.

One guy was a good 15-20 years older than his pics. All of the above received a polite no thanks.

Please be careful out there everyone.

Maybe the site having our IP addresses could have a meet register where you tell them which profile you’re meeting. They don’t do anything just record who it is from the IP . That way everyone knows you can be found if you miss-behave.

If you have good intentions then nothing to worry about and we all leave verifications telling who we’ve met often enough. Needs some proper thought but a little safety feature for singles maybe? "

IP addressess dont really work like that

Theyre more like a Postcode, plus most people have dynamic not static

Plus website owners cant actually see identifiers like cookie identifiers, internet protocol addresses or MAC addresses due to Privacy laws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other than no shows I've been pretty lucky. I've had a meet cum inside accidentally when I wasn't on the pill, I got away with it fortunately xx

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Was my cousin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a woman bite the tip of my dick, I left!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My very 1st meet from here and the guy was very eager lets say and he grabbed my boob so hard that he nearly ripped it from my body, the skin underneath was all sore and like a carpet burn was how i could describe it, after a said ouch thats too sore he came in his pants and left

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock


"My very 1st meet from here and the guy was very eager lets say and he grabbed my boob so hard that he nearly ripped it from my body, the skin underneath was all sore and like a carpet burn was how i could describe it, after a said ouch thats too sore he came in his pants and left "
pmsl

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By *xiled BikerMan
over a year ago

Beverley

First meet, all nerves, hotel sorted and . . . no show, still hotel had good room service.

Although as meet never happened possibly does not count?

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

Turning up and the house was disgusting.

And one of those, you have to to take your shoes off, which were then sprayed with something. Meanwhile there’s a barely any carpet left.

Damp smell, and a lack of bins so rubbish just put on the floor….

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By *angerous123Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Met the female of a couple in an air B&B I'd been chatting to for a while.

I'd also been speaking to another woman on here at the other end of the country

She was asking about my meet as I waited for the first woman to turn up, so I told her about her

She said is her name Mrs XYZ I said yeah wtf, do you know her?

She said yeah I meet with her FB sometimes,I said small world, then thought nothing more of it and went to meet with the married woman

We're chatting it's going well and her phone starts pinging off.

It's her FB, the woman down south has told him I'm meeting his FB and he's having a jealous episode kicking off.

She thinks I've been talking to all and sundry about her, obviously I didn't think someone from Essex would guess someone from yorkshire purely off the description that she's blonde, married and from Harrogate!

She's says we should just be friends and leaves.

Had a wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One meet the lady had obviously not long had someone else just leave, so I found out once in her bedroom. Place was falling apart, stank as so did she. Politely left never to message again.

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By *unnybunny1000Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"She turned up.

She wasn't truthful.

I left her in the hotel room.

I left fab a couple of days later as a result.

Was it really a man?

No. Like the comment above she assumed I didn't have boundaries. If the roles had been reversed it's quite possible the police would have been involved.

You should of involved the Police regardless of gender. Sorry that happened to you "
definitely this

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By *oxminxCouple
over a year ago

NaughtyVille *×* Laois

I (Andy) was dogging many years back before I met Mel.

I was alone in a dogging spot one night enjoying myself while watching a couple have fun from my car.

The guy was setting record Olympic times while orally pleasing his female companion.

Suddenly he got up and began doing some crazy stetching routine in the car.

I thought to myself, jeez this guy is some athlete!!

He then got out and again preceeded to stretch up against his car.

It became obvious to me after a moment or two that this guy was trouble as I'd witnessed it with a family member previously. (Not the dogging part lol)

I walked over to them but he couldn't talk. However his female companion (blushing bright red) said he was fine and it would pass. I said I was worried and I was pretty sure he wasn't fine.

She said he didn't want help.

I went back to my car, maybe five minutes had passed and he was still in the same state when a cop car passed on the road behind us. I knew this car would pass back behind us in a minute or two so I said "fuck this I have to stop them!"

When I seen the cop car come back I had to stand in front of them to stop them on a road that was pitch dark, void of lighting.

You could tell I had freaked them out and they were pretty reluctant to get out of the patrol car.

The window came down a bit and I quickly explained why I thought an ambulance was required ASAP.

To their credit they had an ambulance there in no time thankfully.

After maybe 30 minutes, the female officer came over to me as I sat waiting in my car (NO it wasn't the fantasy I had hoped for) She informed me that the man had a heart attack while in the ambulance and the medics had fought hard to revive him.

She said that he would not have made it out of that carpark alive had I not stopped them.

I told her that they really didn't want help.

The officer told me that the woman was not his wife but rather his "friend" and that their embarrassment, hence, their reluctance for help would of cost them his life 100%.

I'm still torn to this day about intervening but at same time I'm happy the man lived, although not sure he told his wife this version of his story lol

The upside for me was not having the cops end up at my house and having to explain to my now ex-wife as to why I was there at that time of night watching a man die of a heart attack during the Oral Olympics

Funny story that nearly wasn't!

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By *ackal1Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Some of these above are scary and we are lucky nothing as serious to report.

Ours were; a really good looking guy’s clothes smelt like they hadn’t been washed for weeks, he stank really badly. .

Another “professional guy” said his cars broken down can we go and pick him up . From the address he was a £4 taxi fare away. We didn’t pick him up then he got shitty saying just because he “didn’t actually have a car” we were being arseholes.. Go figure!

One guy was an hour late which wasn’t too bad as we were having fun in a bar. He eventually turned up slurring his words being very d*unk.

One guy was a good 15-20 years older than his pics. All of the above received a polite no thanks.

Please be careful out there everyone.

Maybe the site having our IP addresses could have a meet register where you tell them which profile you’re meeting. They don’t do anything just record who it is from the IP . That way everyone knows you can be found if you miss-behave.

If you have good intentions then nothing to worry about and we all leave verifications telling who we’ve met often enough. Needs some proper thought but a little safety feature for singles maybe?

IP addressess dont really work like that

Theyre more like a Postcode, plus most people have dynamic not static

Plus website owners cant actually see identifiers like cookie identifiers, internet protocol addresses or MAC addresses due to Privacy laws"

Thanks for the clarification. I thought I was clutching at straws. Can you tell me if we allow cookie identifiers would that give a result? I’m not saying this is a great idea I just worry there is no tracing anyone who opens a profile. Maybe the website owners don’t need to see anything. It’s only accessed by authorities if the worst happens.

Our pictures have been used on other sites so it’s very easy to pretend to be someone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was fat shamed by the f of a couple.

My photos are accurate and it's clear im curvy and not a size 6 buy I don't need to be. I'm happy with my curves and certainly didn't need putting down just so she could feel better about herself.

Turned out to be an odd couple who's thing was belittling people

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

One meet had quite big teeth and she turned my cock red raw - another couple ( of meets) had hygiene issues but you can’t tell that from a pic. I just had to leave. Far outweighed by the lovely people I’ve met and those im hoping to meet xx

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I was fat shamed by the f of a couple.

My photos are accurate and it's clear im curvy and not a size 6 buy I don't need to be. I'm happy with my curves and certainly didn't need putting down just so she could feel better about herself.

Turned out to be an odd couple who's thing was belittling people "

How awful for you, what a horrible experience!

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Worst we’ve ever had is when we set the duvet on fire during an FFM, we had a candle next to the bed and the corner caught light while the three of us were otherwise engaged…suddenly the smell hit us and you’ve never seen three people detach from each other so quickly!

We beat the flame out, which sent feathers flying all over the room. We left the window open to clear the smoke, had a good laugh about it then carried on.

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By *ategoodbyeMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire


"He had made reservations at a beautiful restaurant and I walk out before the main course was served.

He was rude and belligerent to the bartender and waiter and I don’t condone that type of behavior.

"

Good for you sister!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way hey!

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By *CheshireMaleMan
over a year ago

Middlewich

Time oss the month happened lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she stunk of B.O,

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By *heonix_flamesWoman
over a year ago

Midlands


"Do some fellas think we are gonna be an easy fuck just because we are on Fab?

I've experienced exactly that attitude from fellas I'd met for coffee on dating sites - blurred lines of boundaries when they know you're on Fab.

Most guys who message me do think I'm an easy fuck because I'm on this site. An easy, available set of holes who doesn't mind being treated like an object. Isn't that the case for most women here? "

Unfortunately, yes

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By *ilf and old fartCouple
over a year ago

Between Ely and Mildenhall

Had a number of iffy meets in my former marriage.

One couple reversed their van into the neighbours garden straight over their prized rose Bush and then proceeded to knock on their door (luckily they were away on holiday) He was wearing a scruffy dirty boiler suit and looked like he'd just finished work and she fell out of the van when she opened the door and couldn't stand up due to being pissed out of her skull. I went out and told them to F off. Another couple turned up with a suitcase expecting to stay for the weekend. They were only meant to be popping in for a coffee and a chat and our daughter was due home later in the evening. So they were told that they couldn't stay.

One guy turned up and told me to get outside until he called me back in, I had great pleasure in physically throwing him out and I wasn't exactly gentle doing it.

Another couple turned up, she sat on the sofa and told us that she never joins in as sex was disgusting. They stayed for a coffee and then we told them that we would not be going any further.

There's many more examples that happened over the 20 years that we were together.

Luckily Milf and I haven't had any bad ones (yet lol)

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By *atch0101Man
over a year ago

Here

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By *atch0101Man
over a year ago

Here

She was just too old.

I knew she would be older than I but upon meeting looked 10 years older than in the picture.

OK maybe shallow but I did try. I didnt want to make her feel awful.

I just couldn't get it up and made an excuse that I had been feeling ill recently

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

He got paralytic during dinner and had to be helped to his hotel room by the waiters.

When I asked to use the bathroom they told us/me to be quiet about it as their children were asleep upstairs

Upon taking a couple home after 2 socials and the wife disappearing upstairs with my then husband, he announced that he didn’t actually play. We watched Q.I …

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Upon taking a couple home after 2 socials and the wife disappearing upstairs with my then husband, he announced that he didn’t actually play. We watched Q.I …

"

QI is likely a better choice for a fun evening than sex with some people!

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By *ilad4kicksMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Spoke for ages swapped pics agreed to meet. I traveled over an hour for the meet then got there n was told I was shorter than expected and the meet was off! WTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She shit herself as she cum

Umm, on the plus side, I guess she must have felt very relaxed being with you! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had like a 2 minute fit of fanny farts, I couldn't stop laughing "

Omg that just made my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my embarrassing moments end up with me bleeding. Maybes the guys are too rough or I'm just a delicate flower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a meet with a fm couple and the guy went into a jealous rage...was a very awkward situation..

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By *M_RCouple
over a year ago

Swinton

Me & Mrs were invited to meet at a couple’s home fairly local to us for a full swap after a half hour video chat. During the 15 minute drive to their house they bombarded us with messages saying they needed a ‘pick me up’ and could we go to *insert address of complete stranger* to collect some Devil’s Dandruff for them. We refused & upon arrival at their house the lady was too d*unk to speak & the man was on a comedown. He merely asked “do you two like porn?”, to which we answered yes, so he proceeded to play the same clip over & over whilst we awkwardly sat in the living room whilst the lady sat in the garage smoking. My Mrs went to keep her company, leaving me & the fella watching the same porno clip on repeat, but only after flashing his cock at my Mrs & putting his hand down my Mrs’s knickers to feel at her clit piercing without asking, which would usually have resulted in, shall we say, a physical warning but we were new to the lifestyle & naive. We left after ten minutes. They just wanted someone to drop some Charlie off for them as they were too hammered to go & get it themselves. And they STILL occasionally message us now, inviting us over. Needless to say, we always decline. It was a surreal experience that could have put us off the lifestyle but we’ve had lots of fun since back then & we’re glad we stuck with it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The unknowing husband arrived home before I departed from the lying lady's abode.

That is my biggest fear in the world of swinging.

Hope that helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of these are brilliant - other than the more sinister ones, of course.

I haven’t had anything bad happen as yet. Touch wood! "

Some would say touching wood is the worst thing to happen to them when meeting me

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Our first mfm.... all the photographs he took uploaded to his family mac computer....his wife did know about our meet but wasn't overly impressed

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

Went to the wrong house. Sadly someone with the same name as my meet was in and it got weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We arranged to meet guy at hotel he was staying on weekday night. Arrived and was as his profile and not long them two locked in kissing and groping taken clothes off.

She was enjoying herself and seeing his cock made her smile.

Anyway all 3 of us on the bed naked and about 20 mins in as this guy is now fucking her and slapping her ass she is sucking my cock, the room door went and his mate who sharing room with walked in

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston


"We arranged to meet guy at hotel he was staying on weekday night. Arrived and was as his profile and not long them two locked in kissing and groping taken clothes off.

She was enjoying herself and seeing his cock made her smile.

Anyway all 3 of us on the bed naked and about 20 mins in as this guy is now fucking her and slapping her ass she is sucking my cock, the room door went and his mate who sharing room with walked in"

Did he join in or what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our first mfm.... all the photographs he took uploaded to his family mac computer....his wife did know about our meet but wasn't overly impressed "

Omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We arranged to meet guy at hotel he was staying on weekday night. Arrived and was as his profile and not long them two locked in kissing and groping taken clothes off.

She was enjoying herself and seeing his cock made her smile.

Anyway all 3 of us on the bed naked and about 20 mins in as this guy is now fucking her and slapping her ass she is sucking my cock, the room door went and his mate who sharing room with walked in

Did he join in or what?"

Mrs did not notice this at first as to busy enjoying a good fuck and sucking me off. But the guy bluttered something out and Mrs stopped sucking me and looked and in my amazement said go are join in

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston


"We arranged to meet guy at hotel he was staying on weekday night. Arrived and was as his profile and not long them two locked in kissing and groping taken clothes off.

She was enjoying herself and seeing his cock made her smile.

Anyway all 3 of us on the bed naked and about 20 mins in as this guy is now fucking her and slapping her ass she is sucking my cock, the room door went and his mate who sharing room with walked in

Did he join in or what?

Mrs did not notice this at first as to busy enjoying a good fuck and sucking me off. But the guy bluttered something out and Mrs stopped sucking me and looked and in my amazement said go are join in "

Excellent.

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"Our first mfm.... all the photographs he took uploaded to his family mac computer....his wife did know about our meet but wasn't overly impressed

Omg "

Probably 8 or 9 years ago now ..so cringe... and Probably some dreadful photos too... generally photos stay on our phones since and don't upload to a cloud or however all that tech nonsense works... we live and learn..I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We arranged to meet guy at hotel he was staying on weekday night. Arrived and was as his profile and not long them two locked in kissing and groping taken clothes off.

She was enjoying herself and seeing his cock made her smile.

Anyway all 3 of us on the bed naked and about 20 mins in as this guy is now fucking her and slapping her ass she is sucking my cock, the room door went and his mate who sharing room with walked in

Did he join in or what?

Mrs did not notice this at first as to busy enjoying a good fuck and sucking me off. But the guy bluttered something out and Mrs stopped sucking me and looked and in my amazement said go are join in

Excellent."

Never seen a guy undress so quick

There is my Mrs on all 4s with some guys cock pounding her soaking wet pussy making her cum and moan as now sucking this random guy cock as both hands all over her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Do some fellas think we are gonna be an easy fuck just because we are on Fab?

Sadly, yes"

Yep. Some, not all by any means, think sex is a done deal and we as woman have no standards or preferences just because we have a profile on here.

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By *WStockingtopsCouple
over a year ago

bristol


"The unknowing husband arrived home before I departed from the lying lady's abode.

That is my biggest fear in the world of swinging.

Hope that helps."

Christ!! Did you leave unscathed?

Mr SW

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Broke my ankle going in the door

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By *ani8408TV/TS
over a year ago

Greenfield

I spent ages getting ready at another gurls house and when she came in she'd pissed herself. Told me to get on my knees. The smell was awful I grabbed my things and left still dressed. A guy I was blowing in my car told me to stop after I put my lips around him, I thought he was going to leave then he said he'd nearly cum and could I wait a minute. After an awkward silence he said OK let's try again so I held him started to lower my head and he came all over my car. Took me ages to clean it up

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By *ewto this stuffMan
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Got that pissed with this girl ..never had sex ..gave her a lift home in the morning ...she asked me if I was gay ...

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Star_ase K-7

Nothing drastic has eer happened, usually I turn up and they don't.

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

After a vigorous session of anal with a lady she accidentally sharted over the sheets… (not the mrs before anyone asks)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turned up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He turned up.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Had one try to bungle me into the back of his van when I said it was social only

Had one attempt to stealth me in a club

Had one lift me up by my fanny (literally fingers inside me and lift) that left me bleeding and in agony

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