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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Like Trip advisor but about Dicks you've had or seen but not holidayed in.

4**** for a curved dick I had which reached a spot not reached before or since!

I had to keep one star back for lack of fat shaft !

Highly recommended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3***

It was a little too big for me, I couldn't squat all the way down which was also uncomfortable on my thighs. But nonetheless it did feel amazing. Also hit my head on his very low stairs ceiling but he let me wear his dressing gown after a shower.

Would recommend if you like big dicks and almost knocked unconscious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We must be the only two that keep a review of each encounter throughout the years

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

No. We are prob the only two that have ever had real sex..... and seen a cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. We are prob the only two that have ever had real sex..... and seen a cock."

It's not real sex if you didn't give them a breakdown of performance afterwards

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I remember a 1* from a few years ago. So small I could fit the whole thing in my mouth and tasted weird too.

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By *he_massangerMan
over a year ago

Stornoway


"I remember a 1* from a few years ago. So small I could fit the whole thing in my mouth and tasted weird too. "

I'm optimistic I'd be twice as good

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By *he_massangerMan
over a year ago

Stornoway


"No. We are prob the only two that have ever had real sex..... and seen a cock.

It's not real sex if you didn't give them a breakdown of performance afterwards "

I think that's a petrol head thing. Also helps if you come with a Haynes manual.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

*****5 to the mushroom dick that slushed the sides like a sink plunger.

Tip : Bring your own spoon , plates and buns.....

Recommended.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

I once had a mid shag review… no stars though but assumed i was doing ok as she said I fucking love your cock so Im giving myself a 3* based on that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a 0* rating that I'm so proud of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m glad I don’t play with others. I don’t want a review of my genitalia on here… unless it’s positive and then say what you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

holidayed in

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"I’m glad I don’t play with others. I don’t want a review of my genitalia on here… unless it’s positive and then say what you want "

Psssssssst no one was identified in the making of this claptrap ......

To be honest I suspect Appletree is lying about having sex

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"I once had a mid shag review… no stars though but assumed i was doing ok as she said I fucking love your cock so Im giving myself a 3* based on that!! "

You can have 4* for the bulgey trouser pic alone .....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Damn..... now I went n identified someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m glad I don’t play with others. I don’t want a review of my genitalia on here… unless it’s positive and then say what you want

Psssssssst no one was identified in the making of this claptrap ......

To be honest I suspect Appletree is lying about having sex "

You're right. I'm a virgin. I'm here just to lure men into sending me dick pics. (phone corrected that to sick pics)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m glad I don’t play with others. I don’t want a review of my genitalia on here… unless it’s positive and then say what you want

Psssssssst no one was identified in the making of this claptrap ......

To be honest I suspect Appletree is lying about having sex

You're right. I'm a virgin. I'm here just to lure men into sending me dick pics. (phone corrected that to sick pics) "

Always fancied a virgin

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I’m glad I don’t play with others. I don’t want a review of my genitalia on here… unless it’s positive and then say what you want

Psssssssst no one was identified in the making of this claptrap ......

To be honest I suspect Appletree is lying about having sex

You're right. I'm a virgin. I'm here just to lure men into sending me dick pics. (phone corrected that to sick pics)

Always fancied a virgin "

....

I mean

....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m glad I don’t play with others. I don’t want a review of my genitalia on here… unless it’s positive and then say what you want

Psssssssst no one was identified in the making of this claptrap ......

To be honest I suspect Appletree is lying about having sex

You're right. I'm a virgin. I'm here just to lure men into sending me dick pics. (phone corrected that to sick pics) "

I can send you a sick pic of me doing a wheelie on a peppa pig bmx if that helps

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

The Panini works for me

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"I’m glad I don’t play with others. I don’t want a review of my genitalia on here… unless it’s positive and then say what you want

Psssssssst no one was identified in the making of this claptrap ......

To be honest I suspect Appletree is lying about having sex

You're right. I'm a virgin. I'm here just to lure men into sending me dick pics. (phone corrected that to sick pics)

I can send you a sick pic of me doing a wheelie on a peppa pig bmx if that helps "

That would be worth seeing

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I couldn't rate a cock any more as I haven't seen one in a very long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine’s 5*

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I've had a few 5 star penises.

One slipped beautifully in my arse, even though it's pretty big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m glad I don’t play with others. I don’t want a review of my genitalia on here… unless it’s positive and then say what you want

Psssssssst no one was identified in the making of this claptrap ......

To be honest I suspect Appletree is lying about having sex "

I’ve been described as perfectly adequate. If it’s any better than that you can name me

And not Appletree. She’s an angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You folk are just amazing.

I'm in stitches.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"One slipped beautifully in my arse, even though it's pretty big.

"

The dick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine’s 5* "

Rain or shine.

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Mine is yet to be reviewed, any volunteers?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!


"I once had a mid shag review… no stars though but assumed i was doing ok as she said I fucking love your cock so Im giving myself a 3* based on that!!

You can have 4* for the bulgey trouser pic alone ..... "

Awwwww thankyou xx I may put 4* cock review on my biog now.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"I couldn't rate a cock any more as I haven't seen one in a very long time "

It's a bit like this 8===D . Maybe not as smiley!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1* got told I have a small organ! I said "well its never played in a cathedral before"

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