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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is there any females or couples out there that would be interested in shooting a scene for some amateur porn films im making thanks

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By *eadingCouple1963Couple
over a year ago

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How much would you be paying the actors?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do it for the ‘exposure’ (double pun intended)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a paper bag I can wear over my head?

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

w

Coming here for ‘talent’ ?

Wrong place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are the storylines

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By *eadingCouple1963Couple
over a year ago

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"What are the storylines "

Ding Dong "Hello, I'm here to inspect your pipes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are the storylines

Ding Dong "Hello, I'm here to inspect your pipes" "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Here come the comedians , Very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here come the comedians , Very funny"

Glad you found the comedians very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there any females or couples out there that would be interested in shooting a scene for some amateur porn films im making thanks"

Are moustaches mandatory?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That suoposed to be funny or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To think I almost missed this thread…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not missing much pal just a couple of weapons thinking there comedians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To think I almost missed this thread…

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I wish I had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To think I almost missed this thread…

I wish I had "

Not fancy an amateur porn career?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh popcorn time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To think I almost missed this thread…

I wish I had

Not fancy an amateur porn career?"

I don't have a big enough cock

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

Oh I am now glued to this thread!

It looks like it is going to be great fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To think I almost missed this thread…

I wish I had

Not fancy an amateur porn career?

I don't have a big enough cock "

Might be a prerequisite.

Let’s see the plot/script before we pass judgment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there any females or couples out there that would be interested in shooting a scene for some amateur porn films im making thanks"

There is no more amateur porn anymore. All porn website expects ID documents from every single performer at you vid. We stopped uploading our vids on our website because we are not allowed to do that without ID documents.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How do I fuck these clowns of my post does anyone no

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"How do I fuck these clowns of my post does anyone no"

If you click reply and quote people know which post you’re answering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I fuck these clowns of my post does anyone no"

You can’t.

And referring to them as clowns will only encourage them.

They’re a nightmare mate, honestly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there any females or couples out there that would be interested in shooting a scene for some amateur porn films im making thanks

There is no more amateur porn anymore. All porn website expects ID documents from every single performer at you vid. We stopped uploading our vids on our website because we are not allowed to do that without ID documents. "

Thanks for the advice I'm just planning on making content for a few months and then am going to set up a only f it will all be going on there

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Ok OP let’s hear the details then?

Where can people see your work?

Where is this shoot taking place?

What type of video are you shooting?

Who is the cameraman?

Are you expecting people to do this for free?

Where is this porn video going to be put?

Assuming it’s going online I assume you have all the legal consent paper work in place?

What equipment do you have?

Look forward to hearing some answers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I am now glued to this thread!

It looks like it is going to be great fun "

Just get your nail Polish remover and you'll soon be free of it

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham


"Is there any females or couples out there that would be interested in shooting a scene for some amateur porn films im making thanks

There is no more amateur porn anymore. All porn website expects ID documents from every single performer at you vid. We stopped uploading our vids on our website because we are not allowed to do that without ID documents. "

Ooh?

I have a few vids out there on the interweb and all I have had to do is give my own details and self verify… then declare that all other people in the vid are old enough and have agreed to be recorded!

Mind the only face you see in my vids is me!

It might be different if others are clearly recognisable

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By *ategoodbyeMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire


"How do I fuck these clowns of my post does anyone no"

You’re making clown porn? I guess there’s a niche for every kink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok OP let’s hear the details then?

Where can people see your work? My iPhone

Where is this shoot taking place? My kitchen

What type of video are you shooting? Romcom

Who is the cameraman? Me

Are you expecting people to do this for free? No, there’ll be Pringles.

Where is this porn video going to be put? My laptop.

Assuming it’s going online I assume you have all the legal consent paper work in place? No comment.

What equipment do you have? 4”

Look forward to hearing some answers. "

Feel free to get back to me with any more info you require.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fuck me do you lot all work for the police or something am just starting getting into doing this and it's fuck all to do with any of you if I would be paying them but I'm not a tramp gonna use them to make money and not givd them any thing ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is so entertaining, I for one will be keeping a close eye on this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All trying to look funny and smart online chatting shit any one can talk shit with a keyboard you all just look like bell ends

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming


"How do I fuck these clowns of my post does anyone no"

We’re irresistibly swayed by your charm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I fuck these clowns of my post does anyone no

You’re making clown porn? I guess there’s a niche for every kink."

How does one fornicate while wearing those huge shoes?

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

If, and its a big IF, I was to ever shoot porn it would be for a few reasons.

Total anonymity

That I'd know the photographer. VERY well.

That I knew exactly where it was going to be hosted.

That I knew the other cast members. (And their members )

That I understood the "plot"

For bucketloads of cash. And I mean big buckets.

And for royalties.

If any of that's on offer, I'm your girl.

Bit really, I'm probably not. No bloody way I'm shooting porn.

Lady Astor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry but that's just me am real and tbf I have got a bunch of idiots here chatting shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I fuck these clowns of my post does anyone no

You’re making clown porn? I guess there’s a niche for every kink.

How does one fornicate while wearing those huge shoes?"

Doesn't the big red nose get in the way during oral scenes?

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

This is going well.

Lady Astor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If, and its a big IF, I was to ever shoot porn it would be for a few reasons.

Total anonymity

That I'd know the photographer. VERY well.

That I knew exactly where it was going to be hosted.

That I knew the other cast members. (And their members )

That I understood the "plot"

For bucketloads of cash. And I mean big buckets.

And for royalties.

If any of that's on offer, I'm your girl.

Bit really, I'm probably not. No bloody way I'm shooting porn.

Lady Astor "

And I totally respect that like I say I'm just starting doing this , so will have to learn what I need, but I would always have respect for any females or couples involved that would be the most important thing for me that they are comfortable with everything and teal respected

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Im ordering chinese… anyone want anything?? Could be a long thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I fuck these clowns of my post does anyone no

You’re making clown porn? I guess there’s a niche for every kink.

How does one fornicate while wearing those huge shoes?

Doesn't the big red nose get in the way during oral scenes? "

Exactly, it’s a blimming logistical nightmare. I’d stick to Harry Potter-themed filfth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im ordering chinese… anyone want anything?? Could be a long thread "

Chilli and garlic chicken please with noodles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I fuck these clowns of my post does anyone no

You’re making clown porn? I guess there’s a niche for every kink.

How does one fornicate while wearing those huge shoes?

Doesn't the big red nose get in the way during oral scenes? "

I’d love to do a scene in a car but a bit worried about the horn constantly honking , the backfires and the doors falling off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I fuck these clowns of my post does anyone no

You’re making clown porn? I guess there’s a niche for every kink.

How does one fornicate while wearing those huge shoes?

Doesn't the big red nose get in the way during oral scenes?

Exactly, it’s a blimming logistical nightmare. I’d stick to Harry Potter-themed filfth "

No point unless Rupert is in it

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham


"Oh I am now glued to this thread!

It looks like it is going to be great fun

Just get your nail Polish remover and you'll soon be free of it "

I am not sure if I really understand that??

Sorry I am a bit thick at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I fuck these clowns of my post does anyone no

You’re making clown porn? I guess there’s a niche for every kink.

How does one fornicate while wearing those huge shoes?

Doesn't the big red nose get in the way during oral scenes? "

Trying to picture that is just making me laugh. Someone needs to do it for fun

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Im ordering chinese… anyone want anything?? Could be a long thread

Chilli and garlic chicken please with noodles "

Sorted!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Sorry but that's just me am real and tbf I have got a bunch of idiots here chatting shit"

I wasn’t chatting shit I was trying to help. But if that’s your attitude you can ram it mate!

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By *rla LewisCouple
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Sorry but that's just me am real and tbf I have got a bunch of idiots here chatting shit"

Do you drive one of those cars where the wheels and doors fall off whenever you stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I fuck these clowns of my post does anyone no

You’re making clown porn? I guess there’s a niche for every kink.

How does one fornicate while wearing those huge shoes?

Doesn't the big red nose get in the way during oral scenes?

Trying to picture that is just making me laugh. Someone needs to do it for fun "

Make it a requirement for your next meet. Just be careful it's not water getting squirmed out of the flower on his lapels

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Like someone said op, you’d probably be better posting this in swingers chat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im ordering chinese… anyone want anything?? Could be a long thread

Chilli and garlic chicken please with noodles

Sorted! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like someone said op, you’d probably be better posting this in swingers chat. "

He has a thread there

I linked it to here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry but that's just me am real and tbf I have got a bunch of idiots here chatting shit

I wasn’t chatting shit I was trying to help. But if that’s your attitude you can ram it mate! "

Sorry I wasn't refering to you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im ordering chinese… anyone want anything?? Could be a long thread "

Some salty beef, for the OP, please x

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Bring on the clowns....will there be a Big Top.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I am now glued to this thread!

It looks like it is going to be great fun

Just get your nail Polish remover and you'll soon be free of it

I am not sure if I really understand that??

Sorry I am a bit thick at times "

It disolves the glue that's sticking you here

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"If, and its a big IF, I was to ever shoot porn it would be for a few reasons.

Total anonymity

That I'd know the photographer. VERY well.

That I knew exactly where it was going to be hosted.

That I knew the other cast members. (And their members )

That I understood the "plot"

For bucketloads of cash. And I mean big buckets.

And for royalties.

If any of that's on offer, I'm your girl.

Bit really, I'm probably not. No bloody way I'm shooting porn.

Lady Astor

And I totally respect that like I say I'm just starting doing this , so will have to learn what I need, but I would always have respect for any females or couples involved that would be the most important thing for me that they are comfortable with everything and teal respected"

You're not even a pro tog, but your hoping to find a cast for your productions here?

This is what you need;

Equipment.

A studio.

Experience.

And most of all, credibility.

I think your aspirations are too high.

Way too high.

Lady Astor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im ordering chinese… anyone want anything?? Could be a long thread "

Anything I can eat on an amateur porn set.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Like someone said op, you’d probably be better posting this in swingers chat.

He has a thread there

I linked it to here "

Ah ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im ordering chinese… anyone want anything?? Could be a long thread

Anything I can eat on an amateur porn set. "

No garlic or chilli then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like someone said op, you’d probably be better posting this in swingers chat.

He has a thread there

I linked it to here

Ah ok. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there any females or couples out there that would be interested in shooting a scene for some amateur porn films im making thanks

There is no more amateur porn anymore. All porn website expects ID documents from every single performer at you vid. We stopped uploading our vids on our website because we are not allowed to do that without ID documents.

Thanks for the advice I'm just planning on making content for a few months and then am going to set up a only f it will all be going on there"

But wherever you want to upload a vid you need to have id documents of everyone performer so we gave up because other people want to keep privacy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck me do you lot all work for the police or something am just starting getting into doing this and it's fuck all to do with any of you if I would be paying them but I'm not a tramp gonna use them to make money and not givd them any thing , "

So are you going to pay them?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Im ordering chinese… anyone want anything?? Could be a long thread

Anything I can eat on an amateur porn set. "

Ok curried prawn balls, fried rice and chilli ribs….

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Would I need to wax my pubes and ass hair in order to participate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has he seen the error of his ways yet?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Would I need to wax my pubes and ass hair in order to participate?"

Or just make corn rows in them? And fashion them into inspirational quotes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who are you to tell me the error of my ways your sticking your nose in other people's business there's other posts on here like this why ain't you all chatting shit on them ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who are you to tell me the error of my ways your sticking your nose in other people's business there's other posts on here like this why ain't you all chatting shit on them ones"

If you use the Reply + quote button we will know who you are replying to.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham


"Oh I am now glued to this thread!

It looks like it is going to be great fun

Just get your nail Polish remover and you'll soon be free of it

I am not sure if I really understand that??

Sorry I am a bit thick at times

It disolves the glue that's sticking you here "

Oh!

Well thanks for that

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"Would I need to wax my pubes and ass hair in order to participate?

Or just make corn rows in them? And fashion them into inspirational quotes? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How do I just delete this post please like I say I'm new on here so don't no how

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I am now glued to this thread!

It looks like it is going to be great fun

Just get your nail Polish remover and you'll soon be free of it

I am not sure if I really understand that??

Sorry I am a bit thick at times

It disolves the glue that's sticking you here

Oh!

Well thanks for that "

That is of course if you used glue and not some other substance

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By *ategoodbyeMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire


"How do I fuck these clowns of my post does anyone no

You’re making clown porn? I guess there’s a niche for every kink.

How does one fornicate while wearing those huge shoes?

Doesn't the big red nose get in the way during oral scenes?

Exactly, it’s a blimming logistical nightmare. I’d stick to Harry Potter-themed filfth "

That's clearly the problem. He wants to make clown porn, but he didn't consider all the problems. So he comes here to say "How do I fuck these clowns?"

But nobody will tell him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I just delete this post please like I say I'm new on here so don't no how"

You can't

Only forum mods can

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By *illibethWoman
over a year ago

Midlands and North Wales


"How do I just delete this post please like I say I'm new on here so don't no how"

I'm new too and that's why I read and don't post much as I am getting the lie of the land before making a fool or myself or upsetting the regulars!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confessions of window cleaner all over again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice bit of Sunday afternoon reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice bit of Sunday afternoon reading"

Made it worthwhile getting out of bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do I just delete this post please like I say I'm new on here so don't no how

I'm new too and that's why I read and don't post much as I am getting the lie of the land before making a fool or myself or upsetting the regulars! "

There's other posts on here like this why ain't the regukars all chatting shit on them posts you no what I mean just a bunch of fucking idiots vx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I just delete this post please like I say I'm new on here so don't no how

I'm new too and that's why I read and don't post much as I am getting the lie of the land before making a fool or myself or upsetting the regulars!

There's other posts on here like this why ain't the regukars all chatting shit on them posts you no what I mean just a bunch of fucking idiots vx"

Could be the name of your first amateur film.

“Fucking idiots”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It might be because you're biting back with comments such as "fuckin prick" or "fuckin clown". I'm not a regular but I would say name calling won't be helping you much with your business plan

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By *sLillyMrWolfeCouple
over a year ago

near you...


"How do I just delete this post please like I say I'm new on here so don't no how"

Please don't! This thread is better than sex. Well, sex with a porn producer who seems to be lacking punctuation and sense.

(FYI: we've done porn before and wouldn't work with you for all the tea in China.)

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Is there any females or couples out there that would be interested in shooting a scene for some amateur porn films im making thanks

There is no more amateur porn anymore. All porn website expects ID documents from every single performer at you vid. We stopped uploading our vids on our website because we are not allowed to do that without ID documents.

Ooh?

I have a few vids out there on the interweb and all I have had to do is give my own details and self verify… then declare that all other people in the vid are old enough and have agreed to be recorded!

Mind the only face you see in my vids is me!

It might be different if others are clearly recognisable "

I tried to make a only f acc but as I have no photo I'd couldnt make one? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But seriously you joined 3 weeks ago, have a terrible profile with no real info, no pics (a hard hat with scribble under doesn’t count), no verifications and drop a single sentence full of grammar typos with no actual details, what response are you realistically expecting? I’m sure anyone god Fitbit actually interested will just PM you, so what is the thread, a post office window job advert post card that we are not allowed to have fun over?"

"a hard hat with scribble under doesn’t count" that really tickled me

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"How do I just delete this post please like I say I'm new on here so don't no how

I'm new too and that's why I read and don't post much as I am getting the lie of the land before making a fool or myself or upsetting the regulars! "

That’s sad to read . You should post x

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By *illibethWoman
over a year ago

Midlands and North Wales


"How do I just delete this post please like I say I'm new on here so don't no how

I'm new too and that's why I read and don't post much as I am getting the lie of the land before making a fool or myself or upsetting the regulars!

There's other posts on here like this why ain't the regukars all chatting shit on them posts you no what I mean just a bunch of fucking idiots vx"

You misunderstood me - I think that may be your problem! I was saying do your research before you post, use spell check and don't be a rude knob!

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By *ozapperMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

Let's hope you can edit video better than you can edit your profile picture ????

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"How do I just delete this post please like I say I'm new on here so don't no how

I'm new too and that's why I read and don't post much as I am getting the lie of the land before making a fool or myself or upsetting the regulars! "

Don’t worry. With a bum like that you won’t be upsetting anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Excuse me but I'm not the one being rude here most of these idiots ars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me but, I'm not the one being rude here.

Most of these fine young ladies and gentlemen are"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me but I'm not the one being rude here most of these idiots ars"

You're being canny rude but keep going, it's great reading

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Excuse me but I'm not the one being rude here most of these idiots ars

You're being canny rude but keep going, it's great reading"

It’s really not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me but, I'm not the one being rude here.

Most of these fine young ladies and gentlemen are"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you need another shovel?

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By *illibethWoman
over a year ago

Midlands and North Wales


"How do I just delete this post please like I say I'm new on here so don't no how

I'm new too and that's why I read and don't post much as I am getting the lie of the land before making a fool or myself or upsetting the regulars!

That’s sad to read . You should post x"

Oh I do sometimes, thanks Posh. I love reading all the treads and sometimes I have something to say I was trying to give the OP a heads up, but not sure he wants it!x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me but I'm not the one being rude here most of these idiots ars

You're being canny rude but keep going, it's great reading

It’s really not "

I'm engrossed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if we will get to 175 replies

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By *illibethWoman
over a year ago

Midlands and North Wales


"How do I just delete this post please like I say I'm new on here so don't no how

I'm new too and that's why I read and don't post much as I am getting the lie of the land before making a fool or myself or upsetting the regulars!

Don’t worry. With a bum like that you won’t be upsetting anyone "

Ha thanks, some would;d say, I talk out my arse!

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By *ategoodbyeMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire


"Excuse me but I'm not the one being rude here most of these idiots ars

You're being canny rude but keep going, it's great reading

It’s really not

I'm engrossed "

People who make a fool of themselves, and get angrier and angrier are internet gold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know what’s worse here.

The OP’s aggression or the people that are deliberately winding him up to get a reaction.

None of you come out of it well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t know what’s worse here.

The OP’s aggression or the people that are deliberately winding him up to get a reaction.

None of you come out of it well."

Thank you as I said there's other posts on here just like this with why are non of these chatting shit on them I saw them so thought it would be okay to post this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if we will get to 175 replies "

If people keep commenting then my money is on yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there any females or couples out there that would be interested in shooting a scene for some amateur porn films im making thanks

There is no more amateur porn anymore. All porn website expects ID documents from every single performer at you vid. We stopped uploading our vids on our website because we are not allowed to do that without ID documents.

Thanks for the advice I'm just planning on making content for a few months and then am going to set up a only f it will all be going on there

Just to make you aware that any person taking part on scenes you produce for OF or other platforms they need to verify there ID or vids and pics will be taken down OF is not the same platform it was 6 months ago there very strict on ID due to under age persons and having vids with out permission of the oth

er people involved x"

Thank you again for the advice maybe iv been abit nieve and not thought about all the stuff I need to get into this

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"How do I just delete this post please like I say I'm new on here so don't no how

I'm new too and that's why I read and don't post much as I am getting the lie of the land before making a fool or myself or upsetting the regulars!

That’s sad to read . You should post x

Oh I do sometimes, thanks Posh. I love reading all the treads and sometimes I have something to say I was trying to give the OP a heads up, but not sure he wants it!x"

Haha I’m Nora not Posh. You’re not the first to do that x

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"How do I just delete this post please like I say I'm new on here so don't no how

I'm new too and that's why I read and don't post much as I am getting the lie of the land before making a fool or myself or upsetting the regulars!

Don’t worry. With a bum like that you won’t be upsetting anyone

Ha thanks, some would;d say, I talk out my arse!"

Well I’d definitely like to talk to your arse someday

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"How do I just delete this post please like I say I'm new on here so don't no how

I'm new too and that's why I read and don't post much as I am getting the lie of the land before making a fool or myself or upsetting the regulars!

That’s sad to read . You should post x

Oh I do sometimes, thanks Posh. I love reading all the treads and sometimes I have something to say I was trying to give the OP a heads up, but not sure he wants it!x

Haha I’m Nora not Posh. You’re not the first to do that x"

Got to change your name to Nora posh, your porn name

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By *illibethWoman
over a year ago

Midlands and North Wales


"How do I just delete this post please like I say I'm new on here so don't no how

I'm new too and that's why I read and don't post much as I am getting the lie of the land before making a fool or myself or upsetting the regulars!

That’s sad to read . You should post x

Oh I do sometimes, thanks Posh. I love reading all the treads and sometimes I have something to say I was trying to give the OP a heads up, but not sure he wants it!x

Haha I’m Nora not Posh. You’re not the first to do that x"

Ha sorry, I read a lot of both your posts - now fan girl-ing! and also not talking my own advice and re-reading before pressing post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One amateur vid porn on our page

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"How do I just delete this post please like I say I'm new on here so don't no how

I'm new too and that's why I read and don't post much as I am getting the lie of the land before making a fool or myself or upsetting the regulars!

That’s sad to read . You should post x

Oh I do sometimes, thanks Posh. I love reading all the treads and sometimes I have something to say I was trying to give the OP a heads up, but not sure he wants it!x

Haha I’m Nora not Posh. You’re not the first to do that x

Got to change your name to Nora posh, your porn name "

Me and posh should do a joint profile to meet men. Nora Posh I like it

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"How do I just delete this post please like I say I'm new on here so don't no how

I'm new too and that's why I read and don't post much as I am getting the lie of the land before making a fool or myself or upsetting the regulars!

That’s sad to read . You should post x

Oh I do sometimes, thanks Posh. I love reading all the treads and sometimes I have something to say I was trying to give the OP a heads up, but not sure he wants it!x

Haha I’m Nora not Posh. You’re not the first to do that x

Ha sorry, I read a lot of both your posts - now fan girl-ing! and also not talking my own advice and re-reading before pressing post!"

. I’ll let you off

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By *ilf and old fartCouple
over a year ago

Between Ely and Mildenhall


"How do I just delete this post please like I say I'm new on here so don't no how

Please don't! This thread is better than sex. Well, sex with a porn producer who seems to be lacking punctuation and sense.

(FYI: we've done porn before and wouldn't work with you for all the tea in China.)"

There's Tea involved !!! Any mention of cake ??

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"How do I just delete this post please like I say I'm new on here so don't no how

I'm new too and that's why I read and don't post much as I am getting the lie of the land before making a fool or myself or upsetting the regulars!

That’s sad to read . You should post x

Oh I do sometimes, thanks Posh. I love reading all the treads and sometimes I have something to say I was trying to give the OP a heads up, but not sure he wants it!x

Haha I’m Nora not Posh. You’re not the first to do that x

Got to change your name to Nora posh, your porn name

Me and posh should do a joint profile to meet men. Nora Posh I like it "

Or Nosh?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"How do I just delete this post please like I say I'm new on here so don't no how

I'm new too and that's why I read and don't post much as I am getting the lie of the land before making a fool or myself or upsetting the regulars!

That’s sad to read . You should post x

Oh I do sometimes, thanks Posh. I love reading all the treads and sometimes I have something to say I was trying to give the OP a heads up, but not sure he wants it!x

Haha I’m Nora not Posh. You’re not the first to do that x

Got to change your name to Nora posh, your porn name

Me and posh should do a joint profile to meet men. Nora Posh I like it

Or Nosh? "

Haha even better!

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By *ilf and old fartCouple
over a year ago

Between Ely and Mildenhall


"Excuse me but I'm not the one being rude here most of these idiots ars"

Your the only one swearing at people or being rude about them

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"How do I just delete this post please like I say I'm new on here so don't no how

I'm new too and that's why I read and don't post much as I am getting the lie of the land before making a fool or myself or upsetting the regulars!

That’s sad to read . You should post x

Oh I do sometimes, thanks Posh. I love reading all the treads and sometimes I have something to say I was trying to give the OP a heads up, but not sure he wants it!x

Haha I’m Nora not Posh. You’re not the first to do that x

Got to change your name to Nora posh, your porn name

Me and posh should do a joint profile to meet men. Nora Posh I like it "

Do it

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"How do I just delete this post please like I say I'm new on here so don't no how

I'm new too and that's why I read and don't post much as I am getting the lie of the land before making a fool or myself or upsetting the regulars!

That’s sad to read . You should post x

Oh I do sometimes, thanks Posh. I love reading all the treads and sometimes I have something to say I was trying to give the OP a heads up, but not sure he wants it!x

Haha I’m Nora not Posh. You’re not the first to do that x

Got to change your name to Nora posh, your porn name

Me and posh should do a joint profile to meet men. Nora Posh I like it

Or Nosh? "

That may cause more confusion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Excuse me but I'm not the one being rude here most of these idiots ars

Your the only one swearing at people or being rude about them"

There the ones who choose to come on my thread and start chatting shit like I said there's other posts like this why aren't they doing the same on them posts

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By *G999Man
over a year ago

Everywhere & Nowhere

This thread feels like the number 1 rule from Gremlins.

OP: You fed the forumites after 1200 on a Sunday.

Nobody can help you now.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"How do I just delete this post please like I say I'm new on here so don't no how

I'm new too and that's why I read and don't post much as I am getting the lie of the land before making a fool or myself or upsetting the regulars!

That’s sad to read . You should post x

Oh I do sometimes, thanks Posh. I love reading all the treads and sometimes I have something to say I was trying to give the OP a heads up, but not sure he wants it!x

Haha I’m Nora not Posh. You’re not the first to do that x

Got to change your name to Nora posh, your porn name

Me and posh should do a joint profile to meet men. Nora Posh I like it

Do it "

We have such opposite tastes in men though it wouldn’t work

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By *ilf and old fartCouple
over a year ago

Between Ely and Mildenhall


"Fuck me do you lot all work for the police or something am just starting getting into doing this and it's fuck all to do with any of you if I would be paying them but I'm not a tramp gonna use them to make money and not givd them any thing ,

So are you going to pay them?"

He's said that, quote "not give them any thing " unquote

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"How do I just delete this post please like I say I'm new on here so don't no how

Please don't! This thread is better than sex. Well, sex with a porn producer who seems to be lacking punctuation and sense.

(FYI: we've done porn before and wouldn't work with you for all the tea in China.)

There's Tea involved !!! Any mention of cake ?? "

Got to have cake for when the fluffers are doing their bit between scenes

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Has anyone asked if there's going to be cake? That will always get you the right answers OP!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"This thread feels like the number 1 rule from Gremlins.

OP: You fed the forumites after 1200 on a Sunday.

Nobody can help you now."

Ha ha ha ha!!!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"How do I just delete this post please like I say I'm new on here so don't no how

I'm new too and that's why I read and don't post much as I am getting the lie of the land before making a fool or myself or upsetting the regulars!

That’s sad to read . You should post x

Oh I do sometimes, thanks Posh. I love reading all the treads and sometimes I have something to say I was trying to give the OP a heads up, but not sure he wants it!x

Haha I’m Nora not Posh. You’re not the first to do that x

Got to change your name to Nora posh, your porn name

Me and posh should do a joint profile to meet men. Nora Posh I like it

Do it

We have such opposite tastes in men though it wouldn’t work "

Do you though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I didn't say it like that though did if if you read the whole of that comment.

Am saying basically asif i wouldn't give them anything

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I didn't say it like that though did if if you read the whole of that comment.

Am saying basically asif i wouldn't give them anything"

To be fair that’s how I read it too

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

When people say this place can be nasty and others defend it and say it isn't, I might show them this thread.I have had to remove posts from this thread for rule breaking and down right nastiness so you won't see all of what went on, but we really need to stick to the forum rules if you are wanting to post

The man said very early on on the thread that he didn't like the piss taking, it would have been best for people to stop rather than carry on when you know someone isn't laughing with you just to wind him up. To then complain when he bites back doesn't make you look any better.

I will shut this for you OP, if you want to start another thread in the meet section I will make sure no one spoils it for you

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