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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

While you wait in the supermarket queue

So, just come back from the big shop, and you know what it's like, you end up in the queue...

Today I found myself singing and doing my stretches... it got me thinking, what else could you do?

What do you do when you are in the supermarket queue??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a good perv, see who's about and admire as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat any cakes in the trolley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the scan and go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mess on my phone

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I get my credit card out ready to pay..and then daydream about gang bangs

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Pray that I will be home soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get my credit card out ready to pay..and then daydream about gang bangs "

Yeah.

I’ve done that as well.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Invite maself round to the person in front's house for tea

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Full Monty Hot Stuff moves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try and calculate the prices for the items in my trolley and see how close to the total I can get. I've gotten pretty good

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Full Monty Hot Stuff moves "

Now we need to go shopping after coffee

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I shop early Saturday mornings so very rarely have to queue. If I happen to be though usually check news on phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kegels

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I look at what people in front of my are buying and try not to judge them.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Full Monty Hot Stuff moves

Now we need to go shopping after coffee "

Your on!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Send the most inappropriate messages possible, especially for the old dear breathing down my neck and not subtly reading my phone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Loving the replies!

I too love nosing into other people's shopping to see what they are buying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loving the replies!

I too love nosing into other people's shopping to see what they are buying

"

When people are just in for a basket of stuff you get to guess what they are having for tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually have a few bits, people mostly let me move to the front of the queue.

Practicing the cheeky grin and smile in the queue usually works

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Full Monty Hot Stuff moves

Now we need to go shopping after coffee

Your on! "

On the masked singer now!

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I've started ballet dancing, (Miranda style for those of you who've seen the sitcom), much much to the embarrassment of my kids

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Social media

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I listen to audio books

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By *arneygumbleMan
over a year ago

Catcliffe

Imagine what underwear the nice lady who caught my attention next to me is wearing. Is functional day wear or is she wearing something else...? Then make small talk as if I'm completely normal....ooops I may need help.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Flirt behind my mask. I’m terrible for it! I don’t ever want to stop wearing a mask now! I’ll never be able to flirt again.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I was in Asda the other day and a little old lady in front of me didn't have any money to pay for her groceries.

Being the nice guy that I am I offered to help out.

It was very satisfying but between the two of us it only took 5 minutes to put everything back on the shelves.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Wondering if I need to whip out my ID before they ask me when it's my turn for adding a 18+ DVD to my weekly shop

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Flirt behind my mask. I’m terrible for it! I don’t ever want to stop wearing a mask now! I’ll never be able to flirt again. "

I'll be on the childish side then instead just sticking my tongue out without people knowing

Lets keep masks

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By *iss KissWoman
over a year ago

near Coventry

You could keep squeezing your bum for a mini workout.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flirt behind my mask. I’m terrible for it! I don’t ever want to stop wearing a mask now! I’ll never be able to flirt again.

I'll be on the childish side then instead just sticking my tongue out without people knowing

Lets keep masks "

Lmao love this!

Pre mask days I would love pulling faces at kids....and then either act deadpan when the kid giggles drawing the parents attention to it or act deadpan while the parents tell them off for pulling faces back (without seeing I pulled faces first) I know I know! That's not kind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was in Asda the other day and a little old lady in front of me didn't have any money to pay for her groceries.

Being the nice guy that I am I offered to help out.

It was very satisfying but between the two of us it only took 5 minutes to put everything back on the shelves. "

God you are a good egg! I hope she was grateful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I analyse people's shopping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get my credit card out ready to pay..and then daydream about gang bangs "

Not on top of the conveyor belt I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I deliberately take 13 item to the 12 or less till

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Flirt behind my mask. I’m terrible for it! I don’t ever want to stop wearing a mask now! I’ll never be able to flirt again.

I'll be on the childish side then instead just sticking my tongue out without people knowing

Lets keep masks

Lmao love this!

Pre mask days I would love pulling faces at kids....and then either act deadpan when the kid giggles drawing the parents attention to it or act deadpan while the parents tell them off for pulling faces back (without seeing I pulled faces first) I know I know! That's not kind "

Yes! I pull faces at kids too! I can’t help myself if they look like little shits!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flirt behind my mask. I’m terrible for it! I don’t ever want to stop wearing a mask now! I’ll never be able to flirt again.

I'll be on the childish side then instead just sticking my tongue out without people knowing

Lets keep masks

Lmao love this!

Pre mask days I would love pulling faces at kids....and then either act deadpan when the kid giggles drawing the parents attention to it or act deadpan while the parents tell them off for pulling faces back (without seeing I pulled faces first) I know I know! That's not kind

Yes! I pull faces at kids too! I can’t help myself if they look like little shits! "

Lmao yes!! Especially if they look like little shits

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