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Do you love your genitals?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you love them, and appreciate them.

My vagina is awesome, it gives me so much pleasure, it’s a wonderful thing.

So, do you love yours?

All genitalia welcome

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

I’ll take your compliment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll take your compliment "

Do you love and appreciate yours?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I don't really think too much about mine.

I should do that more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't really think too much about mine.

I should do that more "

Send that vagina some love .

Tell her how much you appreciate her

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By *olourpurpleMan
over a year ago

Waterford

I’m probably neutral towards mine. I don’t think about it that much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I appreciate mine. Bit of a clichè but it still rises to the occassion....and often when it shouldn't too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m probably neutral towards mine. I don’t think about it that much. "

Send them love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I appreciate mine. Bit of a clichè but it still rises to the occassion....and often when it shouldn't too! "

Haha! Better than the other way round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines fantastic.

And I’m about to treat him to a shower, along with the rest of me.

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By *ani8408TV/TS
over a year ago

Greenfield

I'm indifferent to mine, I prefer other people's

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I'm very happy with mine.

Visually appealing and very functional.

Long may it last.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don't really think too much about mine.

I should do that more

Send that vagina some love .

Tell her how much you appreciate her "

It'll make up for the days I swear at her I guess.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mines fantastic.

And I’m about to treat him to a shower, along with the rest of me."

Ooh, pics or it didn’t happen

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By *irthytoolMan
over a year ago

dover

Love mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm indifferent to mine, I prefer other people's "

It’s good to love your own

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By *atsybojanglesWoman
over a year ago

lancaster

I love mine! She's always coming out to say hi! Haha

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By *olourpurpleMan
over a year ago

Waterford


"I don't really think too much about mine.

I should do that more

Send that vagina some love .

Tell her how much you appreciate her

It'll make up for the days I swear at her I guess."

Reminds me of that inbetweeners scene

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm very happy with mine.

Visually appealing and very functional.

Long may it last. "

Yay. Excellent answer

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere


"I’ll take your compliment

Do you love and appreciate yours?"

I appreciate them. I don’t really love them anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't really think too much about mine.

I should do that more

Send that vagina some love .

Tell her how much you appreciate her

It'll make up for the days I swear at her I guess."

I hear that!

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By *ndy1982sMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mine has never let me down so far! More of a leg man myself

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hell yes! My glorious penis has provided me with many years worth of wondrous joy!

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

yes if you dont love your own how do you expect anyone else to ?

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By *ndy1982sMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Do you love them, and appreciate them.

My vagina is awesome, it gives me so much pleasure, it’s a wonderful thing.

So, do you love yours?

All genitalia welcome "

A vagina a beautiful piece of imperfect symmetry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hell yes! My glorious penis has provided me with many years worth of wondrous joy! "

Love this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yes if you dont love your own how do you expect anyone else to ? "

Indeed, this is very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love mine I think it’s great if I do say so myself

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By *areOutsideMan
over a year ago

Woodbridge

Think I give my penis a bit too much attention some times, and I let him out in the summer to get some sun!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My labia are decent, no issues apart from the sporadic numbness issue.

My vagina - ambivalent. It's there. It's been repaired. It has limited sensation. Meh.

My womb - hate it with a passion. It's been trying to fall out of my body for the past 19yrs and it's getting worse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love mine I think it’s great if I do say so myself "

Good. It’s lovely to appreciate yours

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By *ndy1982sMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

There’s nothing more beautiful than when it throbs and tingles by it’s self

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Kind of nowadays. I went through a phase of not particularly liking my vulva because it was a bit dark compared to the usual porn aesthetic, blah blah... now I love my vagina and the pleasure it brings me and others and my vulva I'm growing to love.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My labia are decent, no issues apart from the sporadic numbness issue.

My vagina - ambivalent. It's there. It's been repaired. It has limited sensation. Meh.

My womb - hate it with a passion. It's been trying to fall out of my body for the past 19yrs and it's getting worse "

I hear that, wombs are tricky things, I’ve not missed mine! But, they grew children, and we can be grateful to her for that

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By *neoclockgunMan
over a year ago

London

I love my cock. It brings me so much pleasure. I love to enjoy it… and hope that others enjoy it too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kind of nowadays. I went through a phase of not particularly liking my vulva because it was a bit dark compared to the usual porn aesthetic, blah blah... now I love my vagina and the pleasure it brings me and others and my vulva I'm growing to love. "

Yay. Love that vulva too, she’s a beautiful part of you.

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By *ndy1982sMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Fuck porn! Everyone is different and that’s what makes intimate moments exciting

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

It probably thinks I hate it by all the grabbing squeezing and trying to pull its head off,but I do like mine

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Do you love them, and appreciate them.

My vagina is awesome, it gives me so much pleasure, it’s a wonderful thing.

So, do you love yours?

All genitalia welcome "

I think yours and mine should organise a conference!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck porn! Everyone is different and that’s what makes intimate moments exciting "

Yes, porn has a lot to answer for. We are all different and beautiful.

Welcome those wonky bits, lopsided parts, the ones that are a different colour/shape or size.

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By *urio77Man
over a year ago

northampton

My penis hates me but I love him haha. I love the shape if it and consider it to be quite an attractive appendage. Would love a few more inches tho

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I love mine, she brings me a lot of joy x

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By *ausageNmashCouple
over a year ago

Andover

We are lumbered with them so have to make do

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I absolutely do love mine. I like to treat them every day to let them know how much I appreciate the joy they bring to me!

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By *ingcom76Man
over a year ago

cheltenham

I love my genitals!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Fuck porn! Everyone is different and that’s what makes intimate moments exciting "

Agreed. There isn't a right colour or a different colour. We're all unique and fantastic. I was a fair bit younger and more impressionable to be fair.

Now I quite like the way it looks, I don't mind that it's not white and pink. I might even let it feature in a homemade video or two and not shudder at it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I absolutely do love mine. I like to treat them every day to let them know how much I appreciate the joy they bring to me! "

Love that

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around


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So, do you love yours? "

I find a lady's vagina far more appealing than my own genitals, but my penis continues to amaze me by how hard it becomes and how responsive it is to the attention and caresses of a sexy partner...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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So, do you love yours?

I find a lady's vagina far more appealing than my own genitals, but my penis continues to amaze me by how hard it becomes and how responsive it is to the attention and caresses of a sexy partner..."

I do love a penis too, they are wonderful

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By *ndy1982sMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mine certainly gives me joy

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

He's the best friend a man can have.

Never intrudes when I don't want him to and always there when I need him. And has expanded my mind no end.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My labia are decent, no issues apart from the sporadic numbness issue.

My vagina - ambivalent. It's there. It's been repaired. It has limited sensation. Meh.

My womb - hate it with a passion. It's been trying to fall out of my body for the past 19yrs and it's getting worse "

Ahh.... see if we are going for the in depth look (no pun intended) and taking the genitals piece by piece....(no weird cannibalism intended)

My labia.... meh. Not too fussed. I feel I should probably have a closer look and see if I have any stronger feelings (will do so later and report back)

My vagina.... as before, I should have a think more. But it's pretty reasonable. Brings me joy

My womb.... that fucker can be ripped out and stomped on. Then torn to pieces by wolves. Then burnt. Bitch that it is.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


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So, do you love yours?

I find a lady's vagina far more appealing than my own genitals, but my penis continues to amaze me by how hard it becomes and how responsive it is to the attention and caresses of a sexy partner..."

We need proof

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
over a year ago

louth

I love mine so much he has a name! Meet “Mr Winky!”

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Make life worth living.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See, this is why I'm on this site. I just can't imagine a question like this asked of me outside of Fab.

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By *he MuffinmanMan
over a year ago

West Gloucestershire


"Do you love them, and appreciate them.

My vagina is awesome, it gives me so much pleasure, it’s a wonderful thing.

So, do you love yours?

All genitalia welcome "

I love mine ….. I think he’s great. He’s my best mate. As with yours, mine brings me so much joy and pleasure and is a perfect specimen….. what is there not to love? Lol

X

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By *ailor SamMan
over a year ago

Barnoldswick

Yep, I absolutely love my willy ??

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

My yoni is a sacred temple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really

Pointless things that just cause issue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My yoni is a sacred temple

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This she really is!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love mine, I have ti stroke it regularly to show my love, pretty much like my old labrador, and let it chase pussies regularly

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By *ndy1982sMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"My yoni is a sacred temple

This she really is!"

Your legs are absolutely stunning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course, I'm going to show her some love tonight

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Of course, I'm going to show her to everyone tonight "

That’s the spirit

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By *ndy1982sMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Love to get in between you guys today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love to get in between you guys today "

Thanks, but I’ve just showered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh, I prefer other peoples. Not everyone's obviously, just a select few.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course, I'm going to show her to everyone tonight

That’s the spirit "

Best unbox the pussydestroyer5000

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Of course, I'm going to show her to everyone tonight

That’s the spirit

Best unbox the pussydestroyer5000 "

Oh I think he messaged us earlier today

LvM

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By *ndy1982sMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Meh, I prefer other peoples. Not everyone's obviously, just a select few. "

I never send dick photos mines not that worth looking at

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Of course, I'm going to show her to everyone tonight

That’s the spirit

Best unbox the pussydestroyer5000 "

It’s his birthday today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh, I prefer other peoples. Not everyone's obviously, just a select few.

I never send dick photos mines not that worth looking at "

She loves dick pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh, I prefer other peoples. Not everyone's obviously, just a select few.

I never send dick photos mines not that worth looking at

She loves dick pics "

He loves them more

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By *ndy1982sMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Meh, I prefer other peoples. Not everyone's obviously, just a select few.

I never send dick photos mines not that worth looking at

She loves dick pics "

I bet she doesn’t

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

They're alright, the don't look terrible and they *boing* nicely

LvM

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By *ndy1982sMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"They're alright, the don't look terrible and they *boing* nicely

LvM"

Mine is too hard to boing when it’s on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They're alright, the don't look terrible and they *boing* nicely

LvM"

You have an excellent boing

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By *unnymadridMan
over a year ago

warfield

Yeah I love my cock, give me lots of pleasure too. As cocks go people have said it’s nice looking too

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"They're alright, the don't look terrible and they *boing* nicely

LvM

You have an excellent boing "

Thankyou very much, always nice to meet a fan

LvM

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By *ndy1982sMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Anyone wanna see my boing

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Not that keen on mine, not really the shape that I would prefer. Kind of functional as long as I don't think too hard about them, but taking a look down there myself can spoil the fun for me.

I have been fortunate enough to once in a long while find someone with the type that I prefer who is understanding and able to appreciate what I have difficulty with myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They're alright, the don't look terrible and they *boing* nicely

LvM

You have an excellent boing

Thankyou very much, always nice to meet a fan

LvM"

You can fan me with your boing anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not that keen on mine, not really the shape that I would prefer. Kind of functional as long as I don't think too hard about them, but taking a look down there myself can spoil the fun for me.

I have been fortunate enough to once in a long while find someone with the type that I prefer who is understanding and able to appreciate what I have difficulty with myself."

Hugs

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"They're alright, the don't look terrible and they *boing* nicely

LvM

You have an excellent boing

Thankyou very much, always nice to meet a fan

LvM

You can fan me with your boing anytime "

I mean a helicockter might work better for that but who am I to judge? Remind me at the next social if it gets a little warm for you

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're very attached to eachother. But then we've known eachother for many decades! We've had both good times and bad. But he always rises to the occasion.

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Love my boing

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By *ark eyesMan
over a year ago

city center

I love mine, it can be frustrating when I'm not sexually compatible with someone I'm dating though.

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By *ana_nana_MATTMAN!Man
over a year ago

Haywood Village, Weston-super-Mare

I have become somewhat attached to them, over the years.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I’m pretty happy with my cock…it’s not unattractive, does a decent job and it’s there when I need it.

I love C’s genitals - very attractive, fits me in perfectly and is there when I need it

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my cock, not over happy about my balls though they always getting trapped, crushed or repositioned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock is an idiot, but I love it dearly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My cock is an idiot, but I love it dearly."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock just annoys me. It just nags, wanting attention. I'd be better off without it.

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By *icecock9999Man
over a year ago

Oxford

I love my cock

Love feeling the weight of it swinging when I’ve got a semi

I wish I could self suck but can’t quite

And advice??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy enough with mine- its a pitty it's not black to get it into some of the profiles on here though. At least its friendly and behaves itself in company.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Yes I do, we have a very strong bond and have never let each other down. I do sometimes neglect the fella by not giving him a trim but we've never fallen out over it and hasn't given me a droopy strop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We aren't close right now. A bit of a rift has developed

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By *addy bareMan
over a year ago

lakeside

Love mine,he behaves very well,he is a good old boy.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm trying really hard to find a way of saying that I like certain other people's genitals that isn't going to end up with a lot of penis in my box....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm trying really hard to find a way of saying that I like certain other people's genitals that isn't going to end up with a lot of penis in my box.... "

Oh just say it. You love peen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you love them, and appreciate them.

My vagina is awesome, it gives me so much pleasure, it’s a wonderful thing.

So, do you love yours?

All genitalia welcome "

I mean I wouldn’t mind being a bit bigger as I’m sure that would improve my confidence, but it is what it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love mine,,, he says he doesn't love me as much now. And when I ask he why he says I stick him in dark holes shake him about until he is sick

I understand his point but he has to man up hahah

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm trying really hard to find a way of saying that I like certain other people's genitals that isn't going to end up with a lot of penis in my box....

Oh just say it. You love peen!"

I do love peen! But I'm particular about the peen.....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Do you lick your genitals?

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By *iggingMan
over a year ago

Oldham

Mine is on strike...workshy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm trying really hard to find a way of saying that I like certain other people's genitals that isn't going to end up with a lot of penis in my box....

Oh just say it. You love peen!

I do love peen! But I'm particular about the peen..... "

Out of interest, what makes a beautiful penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm trying really hard to find a way of saying that I like certain other people's genitals that isn't going to end up with a lot of penis in my box....

Oh just say it. You love peen!

I do love peen! But I'm particular about the peen.....

Out of interest, what makes a beautiful penis? "

Papier-mâché

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm trying really hard to find a way of saying that I like certain other people's genitals that isn't going to end up with a lot of penis in my box....

Oh just say it. You love peen!

I do love peen! But I'm particular about the peen.....

Out of interest, what makes a beautiful penis? "

Erm..... I dunno really. Depends on all sorts of things. Including the man it's attached to I guess

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm trying really hard to find a way of saying that I like certain other people's genitals that isn't going to end up with a lot of penis in my box....

Oh just say it. You love peen!

I do love peen! But I'm particular about the peen.....

Out of interest, what makes a beautiful penis?

Papier-mâché "

Or that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm trying really hard to find a way of saying that I like certain other people's genitals that isn't going to end up with a lot of penis in my box....

Oh just say it. You love peen!

I do love peen! But I'm particular about the peen.....

Out of interest, what makes a beautiful penis?

Papier-mâché "

Thats cheating lacquered papier-mache makes most things look great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is probably not the prettiest but I'm proud of it.

3 babies and still works

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

It's a bit of a love hate relationship. There's good parts to having them (sex and orgasms) but also bad parts (gynaecological issues). Would probably be easier if I had a penis instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What an interesting question

Yes, I do love mine, she’s getting on a bit but still looks good and has been a source of so much pleasure over the years to myself and I hope others.

I think I’ll show her a little appreciation later

Viv

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine is probably not the prettiest but I'm proud of it.

3 babies and still works "

I love mine for birthing my babies too . So amazing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a bit of a love hate relationship. There's good parts to having them (sex and orgasms) but also bad parts (gynaecological issues). Would probably be easier if I had a penis instead. "

I really hear that, I had a stage of disliking my womb, but me and her have parted company now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What an interesting question

Yes, I do love mine, she’s getting on a bit but still looks good and has been a source of so much pleasure over the years to myself and I hope others.

I think I’ll show her a little appreciation later

Viv"

Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would give mine up for a vigina any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a bit of a love hate relationship. There's good parts to having them (sex and orgasms) but also bad parts (gynaecological issues). Would probably be easier if I had a penis instead.

I really hear that, I had a stage of disliking my womb, but me and her have parted company now "

Hysterectomy can be brutal for women - hope your doing ok x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love mine,,, he says he doesn't love me as much now. And when I ask he why he says I stick him in dark holes shake him about until he is sick

I understand his point but he has to man up hahah "

This made me laugh, great humour

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By *ndyn50000Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

My best friend, always there and never argues. Sadly, pretty useless after a few drinks though.

Plus, being a man, it is where I keep my brain.....

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"It's a bit of a love hate relationship. There's good parts to having them (sex and orgasms) but also bad parts (gynaecological issues). Would probably be easier if I had a penis instead.

I really hear that, I had a stage of disliking my womb, but me and her have parted company now "

I'd love to part ways with mine but I'm under 30 and childless so I've no hope .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love mine,,, he says he doesn't love me as much now. And when I ask he why he says I stick him in dark holes shake him about until he is sick

I understand his point but he has to man up hahah

This made me laugh, great humour "

Always happy to help.

Only problem is a standing dick has no conscience so he dose it to him self haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a bit of a love hate relationship. There's good parts to having them (sex and orgasms) but also bad parts (gynaecological issues). Would probably be easier if I had a penis instead.

I really hear that, I had a stage of disliking my womb, but me and her have parted company now

I'd love to part ways with mine but I'm under 30 and childless so I've no hope . "

Because God forbid a woman can make her own choices about her body .

Makes me so cross.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Love this "

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to say this please op and everyone don't take an offence, seriously its just a joke my father told me when we first start going out he has just passed away as well so every little think comes back to me what he told me.

He said son I went off with a woman last night, I was like dad what about mum?? He said son I will not be doing it again trust me, why dad what happened? Because when I went down on her it was like a hand bag with a broken clasp. Please I don't think this about women at all it was just a bit of pub fun with my old man I loved his little jokes. And he respected women at all times like I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to, now I don’t.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to, now I don’t.

"

Sorry to hear that

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"It's a bit of a love hate relationship. There's good parts to having them (sex and orgasms) but also bad parts (gynaecological issues). Would probably be easier if I had a penis instead.

I really hear that, I had a stage of disliking my womb, but me and her have parted company now

I'd love to part ways with mine but I'm under 30 and childless so I've no hope . "

I'm over 35, 2 kids, don't want more and still can't get rid of my ever-escaping uterus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Timely thread, just in John Lewis doing some sale shopping, waiting to get a swap...apparently I need an extra large

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I appreciate mine. Bit of a clichè but it still rises to the occassion....and often when it shouldn't too!

Haha! Better than the other way round "

Well that's true. I'll make the most of it for now

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

I'm happy with mine. I'm mostly happy that my balls don't swing too low so I sit on them

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

‘If you can’t love your own vagina, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else’s? Can I get an amen up in here?’

Sorry off on a Ru Paul drag race tangent!

I like mine, it’s birthed my beautiful children and gives immense pleasure, what’s not to like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a bit of a love hate relationship. There's good parts to having them (sex and orgasms) but also bad parts (gynaecological issues). Would probably be easier if I had a penis instead.

I really hear that, I had a stage of disliking my womb, but me and her have parted company now

I'd love to part ways with mine but I'm under 30 and childless so I've no hope .

I'm over 35, 2 kids, don't want more and still can't get rid of my ever-escaping uterus "

It’s ridiculous

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm happy with mine. I'm mostly happy that my balls don't swing too low so I sit on them "

that must be a relief

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I love mine for bringing in three beautiful little people. Could it look nicer though? Yes, probably

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"‘If you can’t love your own vagina, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else’s? Can I get an amen up in here?’

Sorry off on a Ru Paul drag race tangent!

I like mine, it’s birthed my beautiful children and gives immense pleasure, what’s not to like?

"

Love this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love mine for bringing in three beautiful little people. Could it look nicer though? Yes, probably"

All vaginas are perfect in their own unique way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course, I'm going to show her to everyone tonight

That’s the spirit "

Jesus Rex. I've only just noticed you changed my original post

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of course, I'm going to show her to everyone tonight

That’s the spirit

Jesus Rex. I've only just noticed you changed my original post "

He is so bad!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"I love mine for bringing in three beautiful little people. Could it look nicer though? Yes, probably

All vaginas are perfect in their own unique way "

This! We’re conditioned to think they should look a certain way, be all neat and tucked up, but every vulva is beautiful!

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By *iss KissWoman
over a year ago

near Coventry

Sometimes I like it. Other times I hate it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love mine for bringing in three beautiful little people. Could it look nicer though? Yes, probably

All vaginas are perfect in their own unique way

This! We’re conditioned to think they should look a certain way, be all neat and tucked up, but every vulva is beautiful! "

Absolutely. They are all different - colour, shape, size, wonkiness. It doesn’t make them any less beautiful.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm not on speaking terms with mine since the "incident".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sometimes I like it. Other times I hate it. "

Hopefully the love wins.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not on speaking terms with mine since the "incident"."

You know we all want to know now ….

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington


"Do you love them, and appreciate them.

My vagina is awesome, it gives me so much pleasure, it’s a wonderful thing.

So, do you love yours?

All genitalia welcome "
i am rather attached to them,,,

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By *aliceWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Unsurprisingly despise mine.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'm not on speaking terms with mine since the "incident".

You know we all want to know now …."

Let's just say he was uncooperative

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By *arneygumbleMan
over a year ago

Catcliffe


"I love mine for bringing in three beautiful little people. Could it look nicer though? Yes, probably"

Ditto....could it be an inch thicker and double the length hell yeah...

But then I wouldn't have probably met the mother of my children and they wouldn't exist...

Happy with my love sausage well it ain't a coppers truncheon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you love them, and appreciate them.

My vagina is awesome, it gives me so much pleasure, it’s a wonderful thing.

So, do you love yours?

All genitalia welcome i am rather attached to them,,, "

That’s good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Unsurprisingly despise mine."

Hugs to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not on speaking terms with mine since the "incident".

You know we all want to know now ….

Let's just say he was uncooperative "

Bad penis!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love mine for bringing in three beautiful little people. Could it look nicer though? Yes, probably

Ditto....could it be an inch thicker and double the length hell yeah...

But then I wouldn't have probably met the mother of my children and they wouldn't exist...

Happy with my love sausage well it ain't a coppers truncheon."

That’s a very romantic story

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By *arneygumbleMan
over a year ago

Catcliffe


"I love mine for bringing in three beautiful little people. Could it look nicer though? Yes, probably

Ditto....could it be an inch thicker and double the length hell yeah...

But then I wouldn't have probably met the mother of my children and they wouldn't exist...

Happy with my love sausage well it ain't a coppers truncheon.

That’s a very romantic story "

Well if I'd been blessed I wouldn't have been so self conscious as a teenager and shy and my path would have been different to what it has been. We all have to live with the body nature gave unless you can afford upgrades. But thankfully my works as it was intended too 3 beautiful girls. Others are not so blessed.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I like mine

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By *am101aMan
over a year ago

swad

I have a lovely cock...

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I don't mind mine, she gives me plenty of pleasure, and he seems to like her

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By *oreThanCurvyWoman
over a year ago

Bucks

I love my vagina, it's so precious, beautiful and sexually sensitive. It gives me so much pleasure. I'm so glad I have her

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By *errynjuneCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

My cuck loves his too much. Lol. When not in his cage he cannot keep his hands away. Xxxx

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

I have a love hate relationship with mine...

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Their grand we get on fine

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By *obloodyhornyMan
over a year ago

East Lothian

Yeah would like to be bigger tho

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

My vagina is definitely awesome, she has really out performed my expectations this year. A real focus on personal development, and far more productive than I'd initially anticipated.

Definitely deserves putting forward for a bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think that much about my fanjo.

I do love my boobs, but then they’re more visible. And stroking my ass in bed at night gives me comfort.

My poor taken-for-granted vag!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My vagina is definitely awesome, she has really out performed my expectations this year. A real focus on personal development, and far more productive than I'd initially anticipated.

Definitely deserves putting forward for a bonus"

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t think that much about my fanjo.

I do love my boobs, but then they’re more visible. And stroking my ass in bed at night gives me comfort.

My poor taken-for-granted vag!"

Send her some love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t think that much about my fanjo.

I do love my boobs, but then they’re more visible. And stroking my ass in bed at night gives me comfort.

My poor taken-for-granted vag!

Send her some love "

Thanks Hippy! And I’ll pass on your regards while I’m at it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t think that much about my fanjo.

I do love my boobs, but then they’re more visible. And stroking my ass in bed at night gives me comfort.

My poor taken-for-granted vag!

Send her some love

Thanks Hippy! And I’ll pass on your regards while I’m at it "

Ooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I absolutely love mine, the little fellas stuck by through the good times and the dry times. Now when he comes out I start humming the tune to the littlest hobo.

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Well put it this way, I wouldn't like to be without it

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By *ausageNmashCouple
over a year ago

Andover

We love each others that's the main thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking about cutting mine off and having them stuffed and mounted

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me


"Well put it this way, I wouldn't like to be without it "

A strong point

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