FabSwingers.com forum: GrumpyFuckNugget Turns 50!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So in true Fab style today is the day everyone that knows of him, has to take a min and pretend they like the man and wish him Happy Birthday!

Or he will throw a strop in true Kevin and Perry style and declare " It's so not fair"!

And because I am one of his good mates (his words not mine) I should say some nice things about him so here goes:

His taller than me.

He has more Grey hair than me.

His old.

Cctv

He waffles on more than most Women do.

He once fell over trying to balance on one foot for a Yoga pose.

He can't drink for shit.

OAP's to the front.

He farts in his sleep.

Jan 2022 he made it happen.

He wears slippers.

He dances like Mr Bean.

He finds it impossible to change a Duvet Cover quickly.

He stole one of my sex toys.

His one of those people that takes your cup away before you've even finished your drink and starts washing it up.

He finds it impossible to sit still and be quiet.

He didn't find it funny when I laughed at him for having to walk 2 miles home because he had a puncture on his bike.

And he never manages to finish a meal without wearing half of it down the front of himself.

I could of given you all some juicy gossip about him, but he would actually brain me if I did so I will end my birthday message to him on a positive note.

Happy Birthday dipshit hope you have a great day and i will see you later on for dinner with the best company ever (me) and be prepared to get absolutely wankered.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No wonder he's grumpy.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Happy Birthday mate. Have a good one

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Happy birthday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Happy birthday.

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'appy buffday Grumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww Dreamy Eyes what an awesome OP, totally brilliant friendship there

Happy birthday peachy bum

NBVN x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Happy birthday - sending over a biscuit for you, with a candle in the top

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

A very happy birthday from us both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday grumpchops

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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Happy birthday Grumpy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww Dreamy Eyes what an awesome OP, totally brilliant friendship there

Happy birthday peachy bum

NBVN x"

He will kill me but never mind!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Happy birthday Grumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday Grumpy, have a lovely day

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Happy birthday NotSoGrumpy! Here's hoping the year ahead brings you plenty of great sex, laughter and happiness to banish any lingering grump!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Happy birthday Moose xx

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Happy birthday grumpy!

Tg x

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Have a wonderful day. I tend to wear my dinner too.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Firstly ... 50

Cheeky Wench haha ...

Thankyou bestie and all the other stuff is admittedly true .

It's a unique friendship isn't it haha ...

Cheers to everyone who's posted their well wishes for my 48th not my 50th

See you later as well and I'm not getting hammered

...

Love ya wench

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Firstly ... 50

Cheeky Wench haha ...

Thankyou bestie and all the other stuff is admittedly true .

It's a unique friendship isn't it haha ...

Cheers to everyone who's posted their well wishes for my 48th not my 50th

See you later as well and I'm not getting hammered

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Love ya wench

Someone has to get wankered and it's not going to be me....

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Happy birthday young fella

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

Happy birthday

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Happy birthday Grumpy

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Happy Birthday nobhead! Have an amazing day, so sorry I can’t be celebrating with you later. Loves ya millions

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Hoppy Bapday Mr Dumpyupgrubfuckit

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Penblwydd hapus iawn

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Firstly ... 50

Cheeky Wench haha ...

Thankyou bestie and all the other stuff is admittedly true .

It's a unique friendship isn't it haha ...

Cheers to everyone who's posted their well wishes for my 48th not my 50th

See you later as well and I'm not getting hammered

...

Love ya wench

Someone has to get wankered and it's not going to be me....

Fair point haha

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Many happy returns Grumpy sir

I hope you have a fantastic one

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Thankyou everyone so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday! Hope you have an amazing day

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Happy Birthday fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HappyMcFuckNugget for the day?

Happy birthday.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Happy birthday sweetie xx

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Hippy Buffday old bean. Felicitations to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday lovely xxx

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Awwwww, happy birthday GMFN from me and lots of helicopter waggs from the puppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday man have a great day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Obviously I can't reply to you all individually but I have read every one and appreciate then all ...

Fankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Obviously I can't reply to you all individually but I have read every one and appreciate then all ...

Fankyou

Yes you can and don't be so rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy 50th x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Obviously I can't reply to you all individually but I have read every one and appreciate then all ...

Fankyou

Yes you can and don't be so rude "

They all know I appreciate it

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday lovely, have an amazing day x

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Happy Birthday & hope you’re not Grumpy today!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Happy birthday Grumpling xx

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Happy birthday, all the best people turn 50 this year

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Happy Birthday, hope had a lovely day!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Thankyou again all ....

I'm kinda d*unk now , it's Dreamies fault haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1:30am and thats a wrap.... my job is done!

Ha ha ha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"1:30am and thats a wrap.... my job is done!

Ha ha ha "

And yet I'm still awake haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's fifty. ^

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