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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I lost my perve, and my flirt, and I don't know where I put the sexy.

If anyone finds any or all of the three could they please return it/them?

I have creme eggs to hand out as a reward

Thanks y'all.

Posh

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Is it in the rubber bit of the washing machine? I keep finding odd earrings I’ve lost in mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check in the fridge.

Can I have a crème egg anyway

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I may have eaten a creme egg yesterday, bit early I know

I'll have a look down the back of my sofa for you

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

I've found odd socks in the condenser of the tumble dryer, checked there?

P

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By *evonshireboyMan
over a year ago

North Devon

Aaaw bless...

The sexy often goes into hiding in January. It's cold and dark and nothing wants to be exposed to the post Christmas malaise and mediocrity.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Is it in the rubber bit of the washing machine? I keep finding odd earrings I’ve lost in mine"

Ooh maybe. That'll be annoying though, I've got a white wash on. And they seem like the kinda things that would cause staining

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge


"I lost my perve, and my flirt, and I don't know where I put the sexy.

If anyone finds any or all of the three could they please return it/them?

I have creme eggs to hand out as a reward

Thanks y'all.

Posh"

If you need the practice I'm available for you to perv over, flirt with and be generally secure with. Plus I love creme eggs

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Check in the fridge.

Can I have a crème egg anyway "

The fridge has only milk, hot sauce and a random bottle of wine in it.....

You can have one if no one succeeds in finding it.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge


"I lost my perve, and my flirt, and I don't know where I put the sexy.

If anyone finds any or all of the three could they please return it/them?

I have creme eggs to hand out as a reward

Thanks y'all.

Posh

If you need the practice I'm available for you to perv over, flirt with and be generally secure with. Plus I love creme eggs

"

Damn autocorrect! I meant generally sexy with!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've found odd socks in the condenser of the tumble dryer, checked there?

P "

I don't have a tumble dryer

Is it in yours?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Aaaw bless...

The sexy often goes into hiding in January. It's cold and dark and nothing wants to be exposed to the post Christmas malaise and mediocrity.

"

I am feeling decidedly mediocre. Almost.

But what about the flirt and perve?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Why is the cream egg in your knickers with the wrapper taken off it?

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Check in the fridge.

Can I have a crème egg anyway

The fridge has only milk, hot sauce and a random bottle of wine in it.....

You can have one if no one succeeds in finding it."

I find things at the bottom of a bottle of wine, drink it and see? I will be doing just that after my bath.

Can I have a creme egg for trying? (Ignore the fact I had the kids ones this morning)

P

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I lost my perve, and my flirt, and I don't know where I put the sexy.

If anyone finds any or all of the three could they please return it/them?

I have creme eggs to hand out as a reward

Thanks y'all.

Posh

If you need the practice I'm available for you to perv over, flirt with and be generally secure with. Plus I love creme eggs

Damn autocorrect! I meant generally sexy with!

"

I did wonder.....

I don't even like creme eggs

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Oh Posh this is not good news!

Have you checked behind the sofa, behind the cushions?

Did you put it in the loft with the Christmas decorations?

I don't really like cream eggs!

Jo.Xx

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Just start another thirsty dick thread Posh, I'm sure your horn will return

LvM

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Why is the cream egg in your knickers with the wrapper taken off it? "

Cos I'm waiting for you to come eat it

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Check in the fridge.

Can I have a crème egg anyway

The fridge has only milk, hot sauce and a random bottle of wine in it.....

You can have one if no one succeeds in finding it.

I find things at the bottom of a bottle of wine, drink it and see? I will be doing just that after my bath.

Can I have a creme egg for trying? (Ignore the fact I had the kids ones this morning)

P"

Funny story.... I don't even drink (and anyone who was in Manc a few weeks ago is now gonna call me a liar )

You and Hippy can have creme eggs.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh Posh this is not good news!

Have you checked behind the sofa, behind the cushions?

Did you put it in the loft with the Christmas decorations?

I don't really like cream eggs!

Jo.Xx "

I checked the sofa. All over.

And don't tell anyone.... but my decs are still up

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just start another thirsty dick thread Posh, I'm sure your horn will return

LvM"

Nooooooo.

Dick threads are just for Christmas LVM. You know that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is only one cure I'm afraid, and a doctor told me so it must be true.

You have to stand in Tesco while it's crowded. Put your left index finger in your right ear, stand on one leg and eat a banana with your right hand. Works every time, honest.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Go explore Bob! Bob will have it in bucketloads for you. Or just horndog around the forums a bit, you'll find it.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Why is the cream egg in your knickers with the wrapper taken off it?

Cos I'm waiting for you to come eat it "

I only like malteasers in knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found mine in my inbox, probably no help whatsoever but I do really really want a creme egg. Well more than one...

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"I lost my perve, and my flirt, and I don't know where I put the sexy.

If anyone finds any or all of the three could they please return it/them?

I have creme eggs to hand out as a reward

Thanks y'all.

Posh"

Honestly if you’ve lost your sexy (you haven’t by the way) but have Creme eggs, you’re probably better off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tsk..try again. Stick ya hand down the knickers..

..and giv' it a good and thorough rummage this time..

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Oh Posh this is not good news!

Have you checked behind the sofa, behind the cushions?

Did you put it in the loft with the Christmas decorations?

I don't really like cream eggs!

Jo.Xx

I checked the sofa. All over.

And don't tell anyone.... but my decs are still up "

Don't tell anyone but my mojo did a runner too! It's starting to come back though. Never lose hope. And. Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me!

Jo.Xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"There is only one cure I'm afraid, and a doctor told me so it must be true.

You have to stand in Tesco while it's crowded. Put your left index finger in your right ear, stand on one leg and eat a banana with your right hand. Works every time, honest. "

I tried that earlier. Maybe it wasn't crowded enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think maybe under the bed gathering dust when I find mine will let you know

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Go explore Bob! Bob will have it in bucketloads for you. Or just horndog around the forums a bit, you'll find it. "

I think Bob took it home with him. Pesky bugger

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Why is the cream egg in your knickers with the wrapper taken off it?

Cos I'm waiting for you to come eat it

I only like malteasers in knickers "

Fine. I'll stick a few of them down there too.

Hurry up. They're melting.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

There's crème eggs in the shops?! Where?

Posh, you should look in that drawer in your kitchen. You know? The one full of "useful" stuff

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I found mine in my inbox, probably no help whatsoever but I do really really want a creme egg. Well more than one..."

I'm not sure how I always end up with so many of these eggs, when I actually don't like them!

I'll drop some off when I'm passing next

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

When did you last have it? Re trace your steps and you'll find it (hopefully)

Big boobie hugs.

You may keep your cream eggs thank you x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I lost my perve, and my flirt, and I don't know where I put the sexy.

If anyone finds any or all of the three could they please return it/them?

I have creme eggs to hand out as a reward

Thanks y'all.

Posh

Honestly if you’ve lost your sexy (you haven’t by the way) but have Creme eggs, you’re probably better off "

But I don't like them!

Also.... thanks

(You know those pictures aren't from today, right? Or even this week )

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Tsk..try again. Stick ya hand down the knickers..

..and giv' it a good and thorough rummage this time.."

Knickers?

That is a point. I'll check the drawer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lost my perve, and my flirt, and I don't know where I put the sexy.

If anyone finds any or all of the three could they please return it/them?

I have creme eggs to hand out as a reward

Thanks y'all.

Posh"

Check that tiny pocket in your jeans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m bringing sexy back

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh Posh this is not good news!

Have you checked behind the sofa, behind the cushions?

Did you put it in the loft with the Christmas decorations?

I don't really like cream eggs!

Jo.Xx

I checked the sofa. All over.

And don't tell anyone.... but my decs are still up

Don't tell anyone but my mojo did a runner too! It's starting to come back though. Never lose hope. And. Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me!

Jo.Xx "

Yay! Your mojo is coming back!

Yours is safe with me too

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I think maybe under the bed gathering dust when I find mine will let you know "

If you could that would be handy

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"There's crème eggs in the shops?! Where?

Posh, you should look in that drawer in your kitchen. You know? The one full of "useful" stuff "

I got them from Tesco..... and I won't be needing them for long so I'll bring some with me

That drawer is full of very useful stuff. My Nokia may one day need charging

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"When did you last have it? Re trace your steps and you'll find it (hopefully)

Big boobie hugs.

You may keep your cream eggs thank you x "

I don't even know!

I think I had it in Manchester at the social. At least the perve and the flirt anyway. Maybe I'll drop them an email and see if they found it?

Boobie hugs massively appreciated!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I lost my perve, and my flirt, and I don't know where I put the sexy.

If anyone finds any or all of the three could they please return it/them?

I have creme eggs to hand out as a reward

Thanks y'all.

Posh

Check that tiny pocket in your jeans "

If they were in there they've been washed

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"There's crème eggs in the shops?! Where?

Posh, you should look in that drawer in your kitchen. You know? The one full of "useful" stuff

I got them from Tesco..... and I won't be needing them for long so I'll bring some with me

That drawer is full of very useful stuff. My Nokia may one day need charging "

Keep the Nokia, one day it'll be an antique and you can take it on the Antiques Space-show

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m bringing sexy back"

You always do Sam. Just not my sexy

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"There's crème eggs in the shops?! Where?

Posh, you should look in that drawer in your kitchen. You know? The one full of "useful" stuff

I got them from Tesco..... and I won't be needing them for long so I'll bring some with me

That drawer is full of very useful stuff. My Nokia may one day need charging

Keep the Nokia, one day it'll be an antique and you can take it on the Antiques Space-show "

You absolutely are a genius!!

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I lost my perve, and my flirt, and I don't know where I put the sexy.

If anyone finds any or all of the three could they please return it/them?

I have creme eggs to hand out as a reward

Thanks y'all.

Posh"

Sexy needs to be reapplied with a special applicator. Thankfully, I have one…..

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I lost my perve, and my flirt, and I don't know where I put the sexy.

If anyone finds any or all of the three could they please return it/them?

I have creme eggs to hand out as a reward

Thanks y'all.

Posh

Sexy needs to be reapplied with a special applicator. Thankfully, I have one….. "

You do?

I don't suppose you've got some time this weekend to apply some for me have you please?

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"I lost my perve, and my flirt, and I don't know where I put the sexy.

If anyone finds any or all of the three could they please return it/them?

I have creme eggs to hand out as a reward

Thanks y'all.

Posh

Honestly if you’ve lost your sexy (you haven’t by the way) but have Creme eggs, you’re probably better off

But I don't like them!

Also.... thanks

(You know those pictures aren't from today, right? Or even this week )"

Sexy isn’t just how a person looks…

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over a year ago


"I’m bringing sexy back

You always do Sam. Just not my sexy "

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Surely creme eggs will help you feel a bit better posh? X ( got the right emoji this time!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[knickers Removed by poster and pushed into the op’s mouth at 14/01/22 21:02:15]"

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By *unniebee1970Woman
over a year ago

The Hive

Have you checked under your bed matress?

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Has it fucked off with mine. I’d really like it back.

V x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"[knickers Removed by poster and pushed into the op’s mouth at 14/01/22 21:02:15]"

Lol Sam

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"When did you last have it? Re trace your steps and you'll find it (hopefully)

Big boobie hugs.

You may keep your cream eggs thank you x

I don't even know!

I think I had it in Manchester at the social. At least the perve and the flirt anyway. Maybe I'll drop them an email and see if they found it?

Boobie hugs massively appreciated!

"

There was definitely the flirt there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I need to send you a friend request so you can perve

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I lost my perve, and my flirt, and I don't know where I put the sexy.

If anyone finds any or all of the three could they please return it/them?

I have creme eggs to hand out as a reward

Thanks y'all.

Posh

Honestly if you’ve lost your sexy (you haven’t by the way) but have Creme eggs, you’re probably better off

But I don't like them!

Also.... thanks

(You know those pictures aren't from today, right? Or even this week )

Sexy isn’t just how a person looks… "

But without the flirt n perve.... how can I be sexy?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m bringing sexy back

You always do Sam. Just not my sexy

"

Unless you have my sexy and are bringing it back here to me?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I lost my perve, and my flirt, and I don't know where I put the sexy.

If anyone finds any or all of the three could they please return it/them?

I have creme eggs to hand out as a reward

Thanks y'all.

Posh"

Pretty sure that's just known as January.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Surely creme eggs will help you feel a bit better posh? X ( got the right emoji this time!) "

I genuinely don't like them

I bought them to put into boobies and balls and take photos

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"[knickers Removed by poster and pushed into the op’s mouth at 14/01/22 21:02:15]"

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Have you checked under your bed matress?"

Ooh good thinking.

The mattress is heavy.... I'll look when I change the bedding on Sunday.....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Surely creme eggs will help you feel a bit better posh? X ( got the right emoji this time!)

I genuinely don't like them

I bought them to put into boobies and balls and take photos "

Stick 'em among your balls then, and take a sexy pic

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Has it fucked off with mine. I’d really like it back.

V x "

If it has I hope they're living it up somewhere gorgeous....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"When did you last have it? Re trace your steps and you'll find it (hopefully)

Big boobie hugs.

You may keep your cream eggs thank you x

I don't even know!

I think I had it in Manchester at the social. At least the perve and the flirt anyway. Maybe I'll drop them an email and see if they found it?

Boobie hugs massively appreciated!

There was definitely the flirt there "

Apparently

Maybe I used it all up

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Do I need to send you a friend request so you can perve "

Dunno..... I'm not sure I know how to perve any more

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I lost my perve, and my flirt, and I don't know where I put the sexy.

If anyone finds any or all of the three could they please return it/them?

I have creme eggs to hand out as a reward

Thanks y'all.

Posh

Pretty sure that's just known as January. "

Oh. So it'll be back in a couple weeks or so?

Most people manage to do it in January.... I've been paying attention.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Surely creme eggs will help you feel a bit better posh? X ( got the right emoji this time!)

I genuinely don't like them

I bought them to put into boobies and balls and take photos

Stick 'em among your balls then, and take a sexy pic "

I'll send you a pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This isn't good! When was the last time you saw them? Is it too early for another challenge - the denim one had you all perky and pervy!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Surely creme eggs will help you feel a bit better posh? X ( got the right emoji this time!)

I genuinely don't like them

I bought them to put into boobies and balls and take photos "

I think mrs KC has the best idea

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"This isn't good! When was the last time you saw them? Is it too early for another challenge - the denim one had you all perky and pervy!"

I'm thinking of being demanding tomorrow evening. That might help

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Surely creme eggs will help you feel a bit better posh? X ( got the right emoji this time!)

I genuinely don't like them

I bought them to put into boobies and balls and take photos

I think mrs KC has the best idea "

I made it sound way more exciting than it actually is

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Oh Posh this is not good news!

Have you checked behind the sofa, behind the cushions?

Did you put it in the loft with the Christmas decorations?

I don't really like cream eggs!

Jo.Xx

I checked the sofa. All over.

And don't tell anyone.... but my decs are still up

Don't tell anyone but my mojo did a runner too! It's starting to come back though. Never lose hope. And. Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me!

Jo.Xx

Yay! Your mojo is coming back!

Yours is safe with me too "

Thanks to some assistance!

You Posh, are a saint!

I am hoping for yours to return with immediate effect!

Also, can't someone come and take your tree down for you?!

Jo.Xx

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough


"Has it fucked off with mine. I’d really like it back.

V x

If it has I hope they're living it up somewhere gorgeous.... "

That’s just too nice. I’d rather they got to where they were going. Realised it wasn’t as nice as home and are now sad and lonely having a dismal time.

V x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh Posh this is not good news!

Have you checked behind the sofa, behind the cushions?

Did you put it in the loft with the Christmas decorations?

I don't really like cream eggs!

Jo.Xx

I checked the sofa. All over.

And don't tell anyone.... but my decs are still up

Don't tell anyone but my mojo did a runner too! It's starting to come back though. Never lose hope. And. Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me!

Jo.Xx

Yay! Your mojo is coming back!

Yours is safe with me too

Thanks to some assistance!

You Posh, are a saint!

I am hoping for yours to return with immediate effect!

Also, can't someone come and take your tree down for you?!

Jo.Xx "

The tree is down.... and in the box. It's the fairy lights and random decs. I may leave them up actually

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Has it fucked off with mine. I’d really like it back.

V x

If it has I hope they're living it up somewhere gorgeous....

That’s just too nice. I’d rather they got to where they were going. Realised it wasn’t as nice as home and are now sad and lonely having a dismal time.

V x "

Actually.... I concur. They should come home now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn't good! When was the last time you saw them? Is it too early for another challenge - the denim one had you all perky and pervy!

I'm thinking of being demanding tomorrow evening. That might help "

Oh yes, I should think so!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK who hacked post's account and is impersonating her?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"This isn't good! When was the last time you saw them? Is it too early for another challenge - the denim one had you all perky and pervy!

I'm thinking of being demanding tomorrow evening. That might help

Oh yes, I should think so!! "

Pervert

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"OK who hacked post's account and is impersonating her? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn't good! When was the last time you saw them? Is it too early for another challenge - the denim one had you all perky and pervy!

I'm thinking of being demanding tomorrow evening. That might help

Oh yes, I should think so!!

Pervert "

Not that it gets me anyway but yes!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"This isn't good! When was the last time you saw them? Is it too early for another challenge - the denim one had you all perky and pervy!

I'm thinking of being demanding tomorrow evening. That might help

Oh yes, I should think so!!

Pervert

Not that it gets me anyway but yes! "

It is delightful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lost my perve, and my flirt, and I don't know where I put the sexy.

If anyone finds any or all of the three could they please return it/them?

I have creme eggs to hand out as a reward

Thanks y'all.

Posh"

You'll never lose your sexy, my dear. Don't ever worry about that. As for your perve and your flirt, they won't have gone far, you just need the right person to tease them back out of you.

Now, you said something about Creme Eggs?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I lost my perve, and my flirt, and I don't know where I put the sexy.

If anyone finds any or all of the three could they please return it/them?

I have creme eggs to hand out as a reward

Thanks y'all.

Posh

You'll never lose your sexy, my dear. Don't ever worry about that. As for your perve and your flirt, they won't have gone far, you just need the right person to tease them back out of you.

Now, you said something about Creme Eggs?"

Still so smooth Josh

I have too many. Wanna come get them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lost my perve, and my flirt, and I don't know where I put the sexy.

If anyone finds any or all of the three could they please return it/them?

I have creme eggs to hand out as a reward

Thanks y'all.

Posh

You'll never lose your sexy, my dear. Don't ever worry about that. As for your perve and your flirt, they won't have gone far, you just need the right person to tease them back out of you.

Now, you said something about Creme Eggs?

Still so smooth Josh

I have too many. Wanna come get them?"

I'm like a fine wine! Dusty and on a shelf..

But yes to the eggs.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I lost my perve, and my flirt, and I don't know where I put the sexy.

If anyone finds any or all of the three could they please return it/them?

I have creme eggs to hand out as a reward

Thanks y'all.

Posh

You'll never lose your sexy, my dear. Don't ever worry about that. As for your perve and your flirt, they won't have gone far, you just need the right person to tease them back out of you.

Now, you said something about Creme Eggs?

Still so smooth Josh

I have too many. Wanna come get them?

I'm like a fine wine! Dusty and on a shelf..

But yes to the eggs. "

You know where to find me....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Surely creme eggs will help you feel a bit better posh? X ( got the right emoji this time!)

I genuinely don't like them

I bought them to put into boobies and balls and take photos

Stick 'em among your balls then, and take a sexy pic

I'll send you a pic "

I've made a note in my notepad *perches glasses on nose*

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

OoOoo any of those caramel eggs going? So much nicer than creme eggs x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Surely creme eggs will help you feel a bit better posh? X ( got the right emoji this time!)

I genuinely don't like them

I bought them to put into boobies and balls and take photos

Stick 'em among your balls then, and take a sexy pic

I'll send you a pic

I've made a note in my notepad *perches glasses on nose* "

Picture sent. Eye bleach on the way

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"OoOoo any of those caramel eggs going? So much nicer than creme eggs x"

I've got 3 of those as well!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Surely creme eggs will help you feel a bit better posh? X ( got the right emoji this time!)

I genuinely don't like them

I bought them to put into boobies and balls and take photos

Stick 'em among your balls then, and take a sexy pic

I'll send you a pic

I've made a note in my notepad *perches glasses on nose*

Picture sent. Eye bleach on the way "

Well. One cannot deny that the brief(s) has been fulfilled, of a fashion

Your erection is quite spectacular, I must say. And I've never seen such capacity to a lady garden. It's more like a meadow

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Surely creme eggs will help you feel a bit better posh? X ( got the right emoji this time!)

I genuinely don't like them

I bought them to put into boobies and balls and take photos

Stick 'em among your balls then, and take a sexy pic

I'll send you a pic

I've made a note in my notepad *perches glasses on nose*

Picture sent. Eye bleach on the way

Well. One cannot deny that the brief(s) has been fulfilled, of a fashion

Your erection is quite spectacular, I must say. And I've never seen such capacity to a lady garden. It's more like a meadow "

Why thank you

You're just too kind.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm just pleased and honoured to have a PoshPussyPic bestowed within my inbox

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Oh Posh this is not good news!

Have you checked behind the sofa, behind the cushions?

Did you put it in the loft with the Christmas decorations?

I don't really like cream eggs!

Jo.Xx

I checked the sofa. All over.

And don't tell anyone.... but my decs are still up

Don't tell anyone but my mojo did a runner too! It's starting to come back though. Never lose hope. And. Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me!

Jo.Xx

Yay! Your mojo is coming back!

Yours is safe with me too

Thanks to some assistance!

You Posh, are a saint!

I am hoping for yours to return with immediate effect!

Also, can't someone come and take your tree down for you?!

Jo.Xx

The tree is down.... and in the box. It's the fairy lights and random decs. I may leave them up actually "

Ahhh then I am in agreement with you. Keep them up. We all need more sparkle, and fairy lights in our lives!

Jo.Xx

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By *arboyMan
over a year ago

Raunds

Did someone say crème eggs

Someone pass me my magnifying glass and deerstalker

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm just pleased and honoured to have a PoshPussyPic bestowed within my inbox "

You are now a part of an exceedingly small group..... not sure honoured is the word.

Traumatised maybe?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Did someone say crème eggs

Someone pass me my magnifying glass and deerstalker "

^^^There's your hat

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh Posh this is not good news!

Have you checked behind the sofa, behind the cushions?

Did you put it in the loft with the Christmas decorations?

I don't really like cream eggs!

Jo.Xx

I checked the sofa. All over.

And don't tell anyone.... but my decs are still up

Don't tell anyone but my mojo did a runner too! It's starting to come back though. Never lose hope. And. Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me!

Jo.Xx

Yay! Your mojo is coming back!

Yours is safe with me too

Thanks to some assistance!

You Posh, are a saint!

I am hoping for yours to return with immediate effect!

Also, can't someone come and take your tree down for you?!

Jo.Xx

The tree is down.... and in the box. It's the fairy lights and random decs. I may leave them up actually

Ahhh then I am in agreement with you. Keep them up. We all need more sparkle, and fairy lights in our lives!

Jo.Xx "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Did someone say crème eggs

Someone pass me my magnifying glass and deerstalker "

KC handed you the hat just up there ^^

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By *arboyMan
over a year ago

Raunds


"Did someone say crème eggs

Someone pass me my magnifying glass and deerstalker

^^^There's your hat "

Why thanks just need a pipe now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait right there. I'm bringing some dirty, flirty, pervy, sexy right to your door. Also which ice cream flavour do you want or would you prefer profiteroles?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm just pleased and honoured to have a PoshPussyPic bestowed within my inbox

You are now a part of an exceedingly small group..... not sure honoured is the word.

Traumatised maybe?"

Well, I AM off to A&E. So maybe just a little bit of trauma

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan
over a year ago

Stockport

I've just enjoyed a perve, especially at 15 Sept and 26 Oct. Hope you're feeling sexy soon, I'm sure we're all missing out in the meantime

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Did someone say crème eggs

Someone pass me my magnifying glass and deerstalker

^^^There's your hat

Why thanks just need a pipe now "

There's a pipe up there too

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By *arboyMan
over a year ago

Raunds


"Did someone say crème eggs

Someone pass me my magnifying glass and deerstalker

^^^There's your hat

Oh yes I see that want to share one with me!

Why thanks just need a pipe now

There's a pipe up there too "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Wait right there. I'm bringing some dirty, flirty, pervy, sexy right to your door. Also which ice cream flavour do you want or would you prefer profiteroles? "

Ooooh yay!

Cookies n cream Haagen Dazs please.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm just pleased and honoured to have a PoshPussyPic bestowed within my inbox

You are now a part of an exceedingly small group..... not sure honoured is the word.

Traumatised maybe?

Well, I AM off to A&E. So maybe just a little bit of trauma "

Huh? Noooo

I hope all are ok..... although that seems like a stupid statement. Good luck lovely

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've just enjoyed a perve, especially at 15 Sept and 26 Oct. Hope you're feeling sexy soon, I'm sure we're all missing out in the meantime"

Blushing now

Thank you. 26 Oct is one of my favourites....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll find/do anything for a creme egg... where do you want me to start??

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll find/do anything for a creme egg... where do you want me to start?? "

Find my sexy!

And my flirt!

You helped find my perve just now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll find/do anything for a creme egg... where do you want me to start??

Find my sexy!

And my flirt!

You helped find my perve just now "

I've already found your sexy where I've just been looking, so now I just need to come flirt with you .... I mean find your flirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The optimist in me suggests , at least you haven't lost your mojo....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm just pleased and honoured to have a PoshPussyPic bestowed within my inbox

You are now a part of an exceedingly small group..... not sure honoured is the word.

Traumatised maybe?

Well, I AM off to A&E. So maybe just a little bit of trauma

Huh? Noooo

I hope all are ok..... although that seems like a stupid statement. Good luck lovely "

Noooooooooo. I meant your fanny eggs were so traumatising that they'd sent me to A&E!

I'm currently sprawled in bed, lying on my tummy

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Stay away from that Hippychick lass. She’s a bad influence

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll find/do anything for a creme egg... where do you want me to start??

Find my sexy!

And my flirt!

You helped find my perve just now

I've already found your sexy where I've just been looking, so now I just need to come flirt with you .... I mean find your flirt "

Oooh..... that's good flirt you've got going on!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The optimist in me suggests , at least you haven't lost your mojo...."

I'm pretty sure my mojo went with the rest....may have been the leader

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm just pleased and honoured to have a PoshPussyPic bestowed within my inbox

You are now a part of an exceedingly small group..... not sure honoured is the word.

Traumatised maybe?

Well, I AM off to A&E. So maybe just a little bit of trauma

Huh? Noooo

I hope all are ok..... although that seems like a stupid statement. Good luck lovely

Noooooooooo. I meant your fanny eggs were so traumatising that they'd sent me to A&E!

I'm currently sprawled in bed, lying on my tummy "

Oh jeez!

See! I have no brain neither!

At least you're not actually going to A&E! Phew

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Stay away from that Hippychick lass. She’s a bad influence "

She is. But she has lovely boobies.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’ll show you how I eat mine if you show me how you eat yours?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Stay away from that Hippychick lass. She’s a bad influence

She is. But she has lovely boobies."

Sadly, I’m inclined to agree

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

Mines left the building ages ago too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m the same Posh, feel like I’ve lost my mojo big time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m the same Posh, feel like I’ve lost my mojo big time."

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Creameggs you say? Halicoptoring especially fir you posh

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ll show you how I eat mine if you show me how you eat yours? "

That's enough to make me want a creme egg

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Mines left the building ages ago too "

I reckon all of them are gathered somewhere laughing at us

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m the same Posh, feel like I’ve lost my mojo big time."

If I find any I'll send you some

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m the same Posh, feel like I’ve lost my mojo big time.

Me too "

I'll send you some as well

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Creameggs you say? Halicoptoring especially fir you posh "

See..... you've got the flirt going on G!!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Pro tip: when I lose my perve I usually find it in my underwear. You are welcome to search for yours there.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Pro tip: when I lose my perve I usually find it in my underwear. You are welcome to search for yours there. "

Happily. Could you bring your underwear over please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is watching porn not bringing it back?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Is watching porn not bringing it back?"

Nope. And I tried that a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is watching porn not bringing it back?

Nope. And I tried that a lot "

Or watching cams on here?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Is watching porn not bringing it back?

Nope. And I tried that a lot

Or watching cams on here?

"

That's absolutely not going to help.......

I tried it once. Was scary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has gone too , I'm putting on a a cute dress and drinking too much prosseco this eve in the hope that they'll see my obissmal effort at being sexy from a distance and come back and rescue me !!! Maybe Thier all together ,let's hope Thier having a crap time!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Mine has gone too , I'm putting on a a cute dress and drinking too much prosseco this eve in the hope that they'll see my obissmal effort at being sexy from a distance and come back and rescue me !!! Maybe Thier all together ,let's hope Thier having a crap time!"

You're going out? Like out out where the people are?

I'm so impressed!! You'll lure yours back in no time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fixed you

You owe a man some creme eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been in isolation 2 weeks with 3 kids ahhh!! Tonight I'm putting good underwear on and talking to other adults ( or looking cute n hoping someone kisses me) !!!

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Did somebody mention crème eggs

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By *ongueTwistererMan
over a year ago

telford/ shrewsbury/ bridgnorth/ wolverhampton

I am pretty sure you haven't lost them Op they're just playing hide and seek with you. You need to think long and hard where they could possibly be. Can i have one of your creme eggs hidden in your knickers thats how i eat mine

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood


"I may have eaten a creme egg yesterday, bit early I know

I'll have a look down the back of my sofa for you "

It's never too early to eat a creme egg

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I fixed you

You owe a man some creme eggs "

That was a temporary find of the perve.....

I need something more permanent

But you can have my eggs.

Creme. Obviously.

(This isn't actually getting any better, is it? )

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Been in isolation 2 weeks with 3 kids ahhh!! Tonight I'm putting good underwear on and talking to other adults ( or looking cute n hoping someone kisses me) !!! "

Ooooh..... I have no doubt they will!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check in the fridge.

Can I have a crème egg anyway "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Did somebody mention crème eggs "

I have way too many.

Especially for someone who doesn't like them

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I am pretty sure you haven't lost them Op they're just playing hide and seek with you. You need to think long and hard where they could possibly be. Can i have one of your creme eggs hidden in your knickers thats how i eat mine "

You eat yours in my knickers?

That explains why the drawer is so untidy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fixed you

You owe a man some creme eggs

That was a temporary find of the perve.....

I need something more permanent

But you can have my eggs.

Creme. Obviously.

(This isn't actually getting any better, is it? )"

rorl

Ping a grid

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I may have eaten a creme egg yesterday, bit early I know

I'll have a look down the back of my sofa for you

It's never too early to eat a creme egg"

is always too early

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I fixed you

You owe a man some creme eggs

That was a temporary find of the perve.....

I need something more permanent

But you can have my eggs.

Creme. Obviously.

(This isn't actually getting any better, is it? )

rorl

Ping a grid "

Give you my what 3 words?

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Go explore Bob! Bob will have it in bucketloads for you. Or just horndog around the forums a bit, you'll find it.

I think Bob took it home with him. Pesky bugger "

They stowed away in my car and hijacked it at Tiverton... They've been holding me captive in a remote location running me ragged ever since... send help!

oh my - they're coming for me again... gotta go...

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Are you ovulating these cream eggs Posh?

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

Have you checked the fluff catcher in the tumble drier? I found mine wedged in the bottom of there last week along with a pound coin and a trolley token

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over a year ago


"I lost my perve, and my flirt, and I don't know where I put the sexy.

If anyone finds any or all of the three could they please return it/them?

I have creme eggs to hand out as a reward

Thanks y'all.

Posh"

Theres a cute lil' children's book called the Kitten who lost it's Purr. It looked all over the farm asking all the animals if they knew where it was.

At the end when hugging it's Ma, turned out it had the purr all along.

Just sayin'

Oh and I read the book when I found it in that families home after draining all their blood while they slept and turning them into my army of the undead.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Go explore Bob! Bob will have it in bucketloads for you. Or just horndog around the forums a bit, you'll find it.

I think Bob took it home with him. Pesky bugger

They stowed away in my car and hijacked it at Tiverton... They've been holding me captive in a remote location running me ragged ever since... send help!

oh my - they're coming for me again... gotta go... "

See! I KNEW you had them!! Or.... they had you

Send location..... and, erm....

Be right there

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Are you ovulating these cream eggs Posh? "

Erm. Oh. Hang on....

That's made me think

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Have you checked the fluff catcher in the tumble drier? I found mine wedged in the bottom of there last week along with a pound coin and a trolley token "

I don't have one.... I should have one

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I lost my perve, and my flirt, and I don't know where I put the sexy.

If anyone finds any or all of the three could they please return it/them?

I have creme eggs to hand out as a reward

Thanks y'all.

Posh

Theres a cute lil' children's book called the Kitten who lost it's Purr. It looked all over the farm asking all the animals if they knew where it was.

At the end when hugging it's Ma, turned out it had the purr all along.

Just sayin'

Oh and I read the book when I found it in that families home after draining all their blood while they slept and turning them into my army of the undead.

"

I have 2 issues here.

1.... I'm not hugging my mother. She evil.

2.... unless it was a big family you only have a tiny army

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it bad that I kinda don't want you to find them as I am enjoying the thread too much?

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Are you ovulating these cream eggs Posh?

Erm. Oh. Hang on....

That's made me think "

A chocolate making fanny... offft the perfect combination. Damn thats why its called the Minstrels cycle

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Is it bad that I kinda don't want you to find them as I am enjoying the thread too much? "

How could you?! Enjoying my pain like this!!

(Don't tell anyone.... but I know where they are.... Bob does have them )

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Are you ovulating these cream eggs Posh?

Erm. Oh. Hang on....

That's made me think

A chocolate making fanny... offft the perfect combination. Damn thats why its called the Minstrels cycle "

The minstrels come from the back....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Go explore Bob! Bob will have it in bucketloads for you. Or just horndog around the forums a bit, you'll find it.

I think Bob took it home with him. Pesky bugger

They stowed away in my car and hijacked it at Tiverton... They've been holding me captive in a remote location running me ragged ever since... send help!

oh my - they're coming for me again... gotta go... "

So cute Bob! And yay for me being right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lost my perve, and my flirt, and I don't know where I put the sexy.

If anyone finds any or all of the three could they please return it/them?

I have creme eggs to hand out as a reward

Thanks y'all.

Posh

Theres a cute lil' children's book called the Kitten who lost it's Purr. It looked all over the farm asking all the animals if they knew where it was.

At the end when hugging it's Ma, turned out it had the purr all along.

Just sayin'

Oh and I read the book when I found it in that families home after draining all their blood while they slept and turning them into my army of the undead.

I have 2 issues here.

1.... I'm not hugging my mother. She evil.

2.... unless it was a big family you only have a tiny army "

Only 2?

I think the message is more that you will realise you still have these things, you just need to try and relax and take some Posh time.

I didn't really turn a family into vampires, just trying not to appear like a soft twat.

Now, wheres my creme egg woman!!

Purrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you ovulating these cream eggs Posh?

Erm. Oh. Hang on....

That's made me think

A chocolate making fanny... offft the perfect combination. Damn thats why its called the Minstrels cycle

The minstrels come from the back...."

PIssed myself!!! Minstrel cycle!!!!!

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By *mmMandyTV/TS
over a year ago

Southampton


"I lost my perve, and my flirt, and I don't know where I put the sexy.

If anyone finds any or all of the three could they please return it/them?

I have creme eggs to hand out as a reward

Thanks y'all.

Posh"

Know the feeling, but I'm 56 now, it was always comming

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Are you ovulating these cream eggs Posh?

Erm. Oh. Hang on....

That's made me think

A chocolate making fanny... offft the perfect combination. Damn thats why its called the Minstrels cycle

The minstrels come from the back...."

See... you ain't lost your perv Posh, or the ability to make my blood sugar rise

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Go explore Bob! Bob will have it in bucketloads for you. Or just horndog around the forums a bit, you'll find it.

I think Bob took it home with him. Pesky bugger

They stowed away in my car and hijacked it at Tiverton... They've been holding me captive in a remote location running me ragged ever since... send help!

oh my - they're coming for me again... gotta go...

So cute Bob! And yay for me being right. "

Isn't he just the cutest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you fixed it yet?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I lost my perve, and my flirt, and I don't know where I put the sexy.

If anyone finds any or all of the three could they please return it/them?

I have creme eggs to hand out as a reward

Thanks y'all.

Posh

Theres a cute lil' children's book called the Kitten who lost it's Purr. It looked all over the farm asking all the animals if they knew where it was.

At the end when hugging it's Ma, turned out it had the purr all along.

Just sayin'

Oh and I read the book when I found it in that families home after draining all their blood while they slept and turning them into my army of the undead.

I have 2 issues here.

1.... I'm not hugging my mother. She evil.

2.... unless it was a big family you only have a tiny army

Only 2?

I think the message is more that you will realise you still have these things, you just need to try and relax and take some Posh time.

I didn't really turn a family into vampires, just trying not to appear like a soft twat.

Now, wheres my creme egg woman!!

Purrrrrrrrrr"

Well.... I could have thought of more issues.... but they were the main 2.

Don't worry, your soft twatness is our secret.

And I got the message really. Thank you

I'll bring an egg oop norf when I come

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I lost my perve, and my flirt, and I don't know where I put the sexy.

If anyone finds any or all of the three could they please return it/them?

I have creme eggs to hand out as a reward

Thanks y'all.

Posh

Know the feeling, but I'm 56 now, it was always comming"

But I'm a mere whippersnapper!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Are you ovulating these cream eggs Posh?

Erm. Oh. Hang on....

That's made me think

A chocolate making fanny... offft the perfect combination. Damn thats why its called the Minstrels cycle

The minstrels come from the back....

See... you ain't lost your perv Posh, or the ability to make my blood sugar rise "

That wasn't being a perve.... that was merely factual

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Have you fixed it yet?

"

No

Send me some of yours would you please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long hot soak in the bath, escape in a cheesy book or film, eat your favorite foods and generally look after you.

It will come back all by itself xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Long hot soak in the bath, escape in a cheesy book or film, eat your favorite foods and generally look after you.

It will come back all by itself xx

"

I'm going to try the bath tonight I think

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Didn't find it but I did find a bra on my bedroom floor. Is it yours? I'll check the label, may have a name on it so I can return it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

"Have you fixed it yet?

"

No

Send me some of yours would you please

"

Will do right now.

It’s coming… on your tits and bare vagina.

I’m stroking it up as I type.

Brace yourself.

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