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If you could commit a crime and are guaranteed to get away with, what would you do???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For fun only folks.

I would steal the crown jewels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For fun only folks.

I would steal the crown jewels "

Not pay my tax.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)

Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be an MP

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be an MP

Wolf

"

Wish i had put that instead of my answer. Am going to be grumpy all day now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

employ 'Dexter' to disappear the school bully!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rob a bank and throw the biggest swing food throwing party out.

Everyone would have to come in evening gowns and dinner suits

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

murder minxie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)

Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once..."

Why Coventry?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rob a bank and throw the biggest swing food throwing party out.

Everyone would have to come in evening gowns and dinner suits "

Would you pay for the dry cleaning of my tux?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't tell u cos then I wont continue to get away with it ............. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"murder minxie"

Oiiiiiiiiiiiiii wot have I done now??? she asked all indignantly

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)

Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...

Why Coventry? "
Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)

Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...

Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?"

Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)

Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...

Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?

Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rob a las vegas casino oceans 11 style , lol,

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)

Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...

Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?

Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!! "

My bedroom comes to mind!

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

If I was a colder woman it would be murder.... But even if I was guaranteed to get away with it I don't think I could. Shame though lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)

Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...

Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?

Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!!

My bedroom comes to mind! "

You can fit a horse in your bedroom?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)

Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...

Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?

Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!!

My bedroom comes to mind!

You can fit a horse in your bedroom? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)

Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...

Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?

Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!!

My bedroom comes to mind!

You can fit a horse in your bedroom? "

absolute bugger trying to get it to walk up the stairs - and well we wont go into the going back down

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)

Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...

Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?

Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!!

My bedroom comes to mind!

You can fit a horse in your bedroom?

absolute bugger trying to get it to walk up the stairs - and well we wont go into the going back down "

PMSL well it might have the attributes of a horse!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)

Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...

Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?

Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!!

My bedroom comes to mind!

You can fit a horse in your bedroom?

absolute bugger trying to get it to walk up the stairs - and well we wont go into the going back down

PMSL well it might have the attributes of a horse! "
Somehow I am beginning to regret my post about Gadiva... pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"murder minxie"

Diamond - I can't help but notice a little pattern forming here over the last few days. Do we need to pack you off to some kind of anger management counselling?

I can't obviously as you killed me but maybe someone els can help?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)

Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...

Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?

Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!!

My bedroom comes to mind!

You can fit a horse in your bedroom?

absolute bugger trying to get it to walk up the stairs - and well we wont go into the going back down

PMSL well it might have the attributes of a horse! Somehow I am beginning to regret my post about Gadiva... pmsl "

Interestingly Godiva means 'God's Gift'! And she was protesting against oppressive taxes. Not quite so sexy thinking about it that way!

I'll get me coat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)

Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...

Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?

Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!!

My bedroom comes to mind!

You can fit a horse in your bedroom?

absolute bugger trying to get it to walk up the stairs - and well we wont go into the going back down

PMSL well it might have the attributes of a horse! "

which bits would those be - four legs, the long tail or elongated face ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"murder minxie

Diamond - I can't help but notice a little pattern forming here over the last few days. Do we need to pack you off to some kind of anger management counselling?

I can't obviously as you killed me but maybe someone els can help?"

LITTLE PATTERN - she only killed u once - I think I have been murdered or threatened with murder by her a least double figure times ............

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)

Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...

Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?

Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!!

My bedroom comes to mind!

You can fit a horse in your bedroom?

absolute bugger trying to get it to walk up the stairs - and well we wont go into the going back down

PMSL well it might have the attributes of a horse!

which bits would those be - four legs, the long tail or elongated face ?? "

I was thinking the long tongue and ... oh, fill in the gaps (yes please!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rob a bank and throw the biggest swing food throwing party out.

Everyone would have to come in evening gowns and dinner suits

Would you pay for the dry cleaning of my tux? "

Nope but would lick it clean for ya xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate to be a party pooper, but I'm going to, I wouldn't commit any crime as crime does not pay

"goes off to polish her halo*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)

Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...

Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?

Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!!

My bedroom comes to mind!

You can fit a horse in your bedroom?

absolute bugger trying to get it to walk up the stairs - and well we wont go into the going back down

PMSL well it might have the attributes of a horse!

which bits would those be - four legs, the long tail or elongated face ??

I was thinking the long tongue and ... oh, fill in the gaps (yes please!!) "

big ears ............... no he ran off with noddy didnt he ........ errmm am thinking now - hard !!!!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)

Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...

Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?

Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!!

My bedroom comes to mind!

You can fit a horse in your bedroom?

absolute bugger trying to get it to walk up the stairs - and well we wont go into the going back down

PMSL well it might have the attributes of a horse!

which bits would those be - four legs, the long tail or elongated face ??

I was thinking the long tongue and ... oh, fill in the gaps (yes please!!)

big ears ............... no he ran off with noddy didnt he ........ errmm am thinking now - hard !!!! "

Well, hardness has something to do with it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)

Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...

Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?

Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!!

My bedroom comes to mind!

You can fit a horse in your bedroom?

absolute bugger trying to get it to walk up the stairs - and well we wont go into the going back down

PMSL well it might have the attributes of a horse!

which bits would those be - four legs, the long tail or elongated face ??

I was thinking the long tongue and ... oh, fill in the gaps (yes please!!)

big ears ............... no he ran off with noddy didnt he ........ errmm am thinking now - hard !!!!

Well, hardness has something to do with it!"

Hoof!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)

Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...

Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?

Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!!

My bedroom comes to mind!

You can fit a horse in your bedroom?

absolute bugger trying to get it to walk up the stairs - and well we wont go into the going back down

PMSL well it might have the attributes of a horse!

which bits would those be - four legs, the long tail or elongated face ??

I was thinking the long tongue and ... oh, fill in the gaps (yes please!!)

big ears ............... no he ran off with noddy didnt he ........ errmm am thinking now - hard !!!!

Well, hardness has something to do with it!

Hoof! "

Hm - now there's a thought!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

steal a fuckoff brill camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hate to be a party pooper, but I'm going to, I wouldn't commit any crime as crime does not pay

"goes off to polish her halo*"

Yeh says the serial killer

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"murder minxie

Diamond - I can't help but notice a little pattern forming here over the last few days. Do we need to pack you off to some kind of anger management counselling?

I can't obviously as you killed me but maybe someone els can help?"

Im starting to worry about myself, the other thread was soooooo theraputic lol. I will get my steam cleaner out tomorrow and just use the head to blast everything in sight, would you like to come and be blastered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would 'out' someone on here so everyone can see what a vile person the are. Name and shame

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By *ssexguy69Man
over a year ago

thurrock Essex

id kill my fucking ex the bitch i fucking hate her big time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"id kill my fucking ex the bitch i fucking hate her big time "

ooooo

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By *ssexguy69Man
over a year ago

thurrock Essex

hate wats she done to me and my boy over the years , so if i cud i wud kill her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd burn down the local Council offices, (having ensured there was nobody inside).

I'd also be tempted to visit retribution on a very unpleasant person who has done me, and many other decent people, wrong lately.

I may well completely eradicate 3 permanent pikey camps in the area as they cause nothing but trouble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd burn down the local Council offices, (having ensured there was nobody inside).

I'd also be tempted to visit retribution on a very unpleasant person who has done me, and many other decent people, wrong lately.

I may well completely eradicate 3 permanent pikey camps in the area as they cause nothing but trouble."
don't you love retribution

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

How sad is it that I can think of no crime I would want to commit??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd burn down the local Council offices, (having ensured there was nobody inside).

I'd also be tempted to visit retribution on a very unpleasant person who has done me, and many other decent people, wrong lately.

I may well completely eradicate 3 permanent pikey camps in the area as they cause nothing but trouble. don't you love retribution "

Usually no, but some people have just taken things too far recently. Plus I'm a cranky bitch at the moment.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I'd rob the sofa I've just ordered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd burn down the local Council offices, (having ensured there was nobody inside).

I'd also be tempted to visit retribution on a very unpleasant person who has done me, and many other decent people, wrong lately.

I may well completely eradicate 3 permanent pikey camps in the area as they cause nothing but trouble. don't you love retribution

Usually no, but some people have just taken things too far recently. Plus I'm a cranky bitch at the moment."
. Oh I know that feeling very well too at the moment!!!!

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By *orkscrew CurlsWoman
over a year ago

Loughborough Leics

If it were for me I would lock my ex-tenants and the poxy letting agents in their new house, and fill it with raw sewage, watch them choke on it.

Otherwise I would hunt down and slowly torture the man who broke into my grans place and scared her to death. And I mean that.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I would kick Adam Rickit in the nuts and make him eat a dog turd without any tommy sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How sad is it that I can think of no crime I would want to commit?? "

You already done the exciting ones eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd wear spandex and make vigilante attacks on those criminals that use loopholes to escape justice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How sad is it that I can think of no crime I would want to commit?? "

Would ya like me to do it for ya?

Then you can take the blame?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've shove Jimmy Savile's cigars up his fucking arse, followed by the boxes they come in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's about that then Jim?

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By *icplforbimalebarrowCouple
over a year ago

barrow in furness cumbria

steal the royal mint printing press

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"How's about that then Jim?"

Now then now then !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd murder Ian Brady and get him resuscitated .....twice

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I would rig the euromillions on one of those "£120 million pound" weekends so I was the only winner...

I would throw one hell of a party... I might even invite you lot!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would steal all of Fabio's Euro win

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rob a bank and throw the biggest swing food throwing party out.

Everyone would have to come in evening gowns and dinner suits

Would you pay for the dry cleaning of my tux?

Nope but would lick it clean for ya xx "

cool, would you be able to get you tongue in all nooks and crannies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've shove Jimmy Savile's cigars up his fucking arse, followed by the boxes they come in "

Jack'll fit them for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Perfect Murder !!!

Farmers are good for this..

Nobody thinks twice when they see a farmer digging a big hole in a field..

do you ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Perfect Murder !!!

Farmers are good for this..

Nobody thinks twice when they see a farmer digging a big hole in a field..

do you ?? "

ooooh, loads of farmers digging holes around here, wonder if they are serial killers!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i couldnt possibly comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Perfect Murder !!!

Farmers are good for this..

Nobody thinks twice when they see a farmer digging a big hole in a field..

do you ??

ooooh, loads of farmers digging holes around here, wonder if they are serial killers! "

cornflakes or frosties ??

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"For fun only folks.

I would steal the crown jewels "

you can keep away from my crown jewels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would shoot Louis Walsh between the eyes

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I would shoot Louis Walsh between the eyes"
Awwwww thats very quick.....maybe aim lower down?

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

No comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would steal the Mona Lisa and hang her up in my lounge. I like her and I know she's not happy in a museum surrounded by invisible laser beams, she wants to be in a home.

I'd wear a latex all in one catsuit to rescue her in, complete with laser beam destroyers and I'd make my getaway in a TNT delivery lorry, no-one would spot me then. I've actually been planning this for ages but I'm hitting an obstacle of losing weight to get the latex catsuit on, and to figure out how I undo it all if I need to go to the toilet.

Still my plan is coming to fruition and she will be hanging in my little lounge soon enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would shoot Louis Walsh between the eyesAwwwww thats very quick.....maybe aim lower down? "

I''ll happily take requests! Where first? I was so cross, I feel an x factor boycott coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would shoot Louis Walsh between the eyesAwwwww thats very quick.....maybe aim lower down? "

Not so quick.... there's fuck all between his eyes

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Move the goalposts at Wembley when someone was taking a penalty.

Oh sorry, that was the Dom Jolliness coming out of me

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would shoot Louis Walsh between the eyesAwwwww thats very quick.....maybe aim lower down?

Not so quick.... there's fuck all between his eyes "

Theres not a lot further down...

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

I would run Cameron and Osbourne over as they crossed the road at the Conservative Party Conference....if I still heard them moaning and squealing I'd reverse over them.

Not that I'm bitter or anything

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Farm pigs allegedly in fact there have been several cases worldwide where pig farmers have gone missing and the authorities have put the lack of bodies down to the pigs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would shoot Louis Walsh between the eyes"

Wish you had done it years ago before he helped Boyzone and Westlife release records

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