FabSwingers.com forum: What are your icks?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So this is a conversation me and my friends have all the time and it’s hilarious just how ridiculous and irrational these can get. So, what are your icks? What’s something extremely petty that totally puts you off someone?

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- When he trips over a step

- When he tries to push open a pull door (and vice versa)

- When he’s about to park the car but someone takes his space right in front of him

- When he drinks hot chocolate

- When he pats his pockets and has to go back because he forgot something

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

When they let their chair spin after getting off it.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"So this is a conversation me and my friends have all the time and it’s hilarious just how ridiculous and irrational these can get. So, what are your icks? What’s something extremely petty that totally puts you off someone?

I’ll start:

- When he trips over a step

- When he tries to push open a pull door (and vice versa)

- When he’s about to park the car but someone takes his space right in front of him

- When he drinks hot chocolate

- When he pats his pockets and has to go back because he forgot something

I’m the opposite and find most of those things quite endearing. Only if we can laugh about them afterwards though. If he gets in a rage it would be game over.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

I’ll start:

- When he trips over a step

- When he tries to push open a pull door (and vice versa)

- When he’s about to park the car but someone takes his space right in front of him

- When he drinks hot chocolate

- When he pats his pockets and has to go back because he forgot something

Having those as Icks is a massive ick to me

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

When a man calls me "young lady". Shudder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t even know what an ick is.

Enlighten me please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

When someone offers me coffee and a Jaffa cake

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"When a man calls me "young lady". Shudder"

Good to know you old hag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a man calls me "young lady". Shudder

Good to know you old hag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a man calls me "young lady". Shudder"

And they're younger than you?

It's an ick and it gets on my wick. Also "Princess".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People in work who scribble on their mouse mats. I don't know why but that really gets on my tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my husband talks with his hands. (not bsl, just aimless pointing and gestures) I find it so frustrating.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"When a man calls me "young lady". Shudder

Good to know you old hag

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"When a man calls me "young lady". Shudder

And they're younger than you?

It's an ick and it gets on my wick. Also "Princess".

Whatever age they are. It's creepy

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

F or C words in public.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

What's wrong with drinking hot chocolate?!

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By *issLipsandhipsWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

When they talk about money or the price of things... major ICK!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they say 28 days later is a good zombie film.....its not a zombie film!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* reasons for divorce

1) Adultery/infidelity

2) irreparable breakdown of relationship

3) tripped over a kerb and smashed his face in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* reasons for divorce

1) Adultery/infidelity

2) irreparable breakdown of relationship

3) tripped over a kerb and smashed his face in"

4) Had a hot chocolate on the honeymoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* reasons for divorce

1) Adultery/infidelity

2) irreparable breakdown of relationship

3) tripped over a kerb and smashed his face in

4) Had a hot chocolate on the honeymoon."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a man calls me "young lady". Shudder

And they're younger than you?

It's an ick and it gets on my wick. Also "Princess".

Whatever age they are. It's creepy

Me too, I HATE young lady, it’s so patronising and urgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* reasons for divorce

1) Adultery/infidelity

2) irreparable breakdown of relationship

3) tripped over a kerb and smashed his face in

4) Had a hot chocolate on the honeymoon."

5) forgets passport when checking into flight for honeymoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* reasons for divorce

1) Adultery/infidelity

2) irreparable breakdown of relationship

3) tripped over a kerb and smashed his face in

4) Had a hot chocolate on the honeymoon.

5) forgets passport when checking into flight for honeymoon "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* reasons for divorce

1) Adultery/infidelity

2) irreparable breakdown of relationship

3) tripped over a kerb and smashed his face in

4) Had a hot chocolate on the honeymoon.

5) forgets passport when checking into flight for honeymoon "

6) when he buys himself a hot chocolate and doesn't buy me one. Bastard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* reasons for divorce

1) Adultery/infidelity

2) irreparable breakdown of relationship

3) tripped over a kerb and smashed his face in

4) Had a hot chocolate on the honeymoon.

5) forgets passport when checking into flight for honeymoon

6) patted pockets looking for said forgotten documentation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* reasons for divorce

1) Adultery/infidelity

2) irreparable breakdown of relationship

3) tripped over a kerb and smashed his face in

4) Had a hot chocolate on the honeymoon.

5) forgets passport when checking into flight for honeymoon

6) patted pockets looking for said forgotten documentation

7) alters my forum posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* reasons for divorce

1) Adultery/infidelity

2) irreparable breakdown of relationship

3) tripped over a kerb and smashed his face in

4) Had a hot chocolate on the honeymoon.

5) forgets passport when checking into flight for honeymoon

6) patted pockets looking for said forgotten documentation

7) alters my forum posts "

we posted at the same time, I didn’t alter it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* reasons for divorce

1) Adultery/infidelity

2) irreparable breakdown of relationship

3) tripped over a kerb and smashed his face in

4) Had a hot chocolate on the honeymoon.

5) forgets passport when checking into flight for honeymoon

6) patted pockets looking for said forgotten documentation

7) alters my forum posts "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* reasons for divorce

1) Adultery/infidelity

2) irreparable breakdown of relationship

3) tripped over a kerb and smashed his face in

4) Had a hot chocolate on the honeymoon.

5) forgets passport when checking into flight for honeymoon

6) patted pockets looking for said forgotten documentation

7) alters my forum posts

we posted at the same time, I didn’t alter it

8)backpeddaling

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By *orello-pieWoman
over a year ago

southwest

"* reasons for divorce

1) Adultery/infidelity

2) irreparable breakdown of relationship

3) tripped over a kerb and smashed his face in"

actually made me chuckle

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By *orello-pieWoman
over a year ago

southwest

"* reasons for divorce

1) Adultery/infidelity

2) irreparable breakdown of relationship

3) tripped over a kerb and smashed his face in

4) Had a hot chocolate on the honeymoon.

5) forgets passport when checking into flight for honeymoon

6) patted pockets looking for said forgotten documentation

7) alters my forum posts

we posted at the same time, I didn’t alter it

8)backpeddaling "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh you lot are a tough crowd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll start:

- When he trips over a step

- When he tries to push open a pull door (and vice versa)

- When he’s about to park the car but someone takes his space right in front of him

- When he drinks hot chocolate

- When he pats his pockets and has to go back because he forgot something

Being that anal about nothing is an ick in itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll start:

- When he trips over a step

- When he tries to push open a pull door (and vice versa)

- When he’s about to park the car but someone takes his space right in front of him

- When he drinks hot chocolate

- When he pats his pockets and has to go back because he forgot something

Do these really give you the ick op?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* reasons for divorce

1) Adultery/infidelity

2) irreparable breakdown of relationship

3) tripped over a kerb and smashed his face in

4) Had a hot chocolate on the honeymoon.

5) forgets passport when checking into flight for honeymoon

6) patted pockets looking for said forgotten documentation

7) alters my forum posts

we posted at the same time, I didn’t alter it

8)backpeddaling "

Who are you divorced from again? I've lost track!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* reasons for divorce

1) Adultery/infidelity

2) irreparable breakdown of relationship

3) tripped over a kerb and smashed his face in

4) Had a hot chocolate on the honeymoon.

5) forgets passport when checking into flight for honeymoon

6) patted pockets looking for said forgotten documentation

7) alters my forum posts

we posted at the same time, I didn’t alter it

8)backpeddaling

Who are you divorced from again? I've lost track!

All of 'em

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Being called hun, especially by people who don't know me.

On here profiles that say I don't bite unless asked or mmmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* reasons for divorce

1) Adultery/infidelity

2) irreparable breakdown of relationship

3) tripped over a kerb and smashed his face in

4) Had a hot chocolate on the honeymoon.

5) forgets passport when checking into flight for honeymoon

6) patted pockets looking for said forgotten documentation

7) alters my forum posts

we posted at the same time, I didn’t alter it

8)backpeddaling

Who are you divorced from again? I've lost track!

All of 'em

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I’ll start:

- When he trips over a step

- When he tries to push open a pull door (and vice versa)

- When he’s about to park the car but someone takes his space right in front of him

- When he drinks hot chocolate

- When he pats his pockets and has to go back because he forgot something

I’m the opposite and find most of those things quite endearing. Only if we can laugh about them afterwards though. If he gets in a rage it would be game over.

I thought that too but then I'm clumsy myself.

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By *rucking-HellMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I once crushed hard on someone at work for months..

.. til I saw her feet.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I don't think I really have any. Apart from aggressive lip biting in a kiss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll start:

- When he trips over a step

- When he tries to push open a pull door (and vice versa)

- When he’s about to park the car but someone takes his space right in front of him

- When he drinks hot chocolate

- When he pats his pockets and has to go back because he forgot something

I’m the opposite and find most of those things quite endearing. Only if we can laugh about them afterwards though. If he gets in a rage it would be game over.

I agree with you there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying "I don't want one" then going on to demolish pretty much all of my one!!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I’ll start:

- When he trips over a step

- When he tries to push open a pull door (and vice versa)

- When he’s about to park the car but someone takes his space right in front of him

- When he drinks hot chocolate

- When he pats his pockets and has to go back because he forgot something

I scored 4 out of 5, do I get a prize

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll start:

- When he trips over a step

- When he tries to push open a pull door (and vice versa)

- When he’s about to park the car but someone takes his space right in front of him

- When he drinks hot chocolate

- When he pats his pockets and has to go back because he forgot something

Fuck me are men not allowed to be human anymore??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they have opposing views political views and when questioned regurgitate what's said on the news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone says "you need to push" when I pull a push door. Cheers pal, my next move was to try and lift it from the bottom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they say 28 days later is a good zombie film.....its not a zombie film!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

This is rather a niche ick, as is the mouse mat one

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