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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The electrician has gone to my room and I've not unplugged my wand so he's gonna bloody find it.

Has anyone got any similar embarrassing stories?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The washing machine repair guy had to come out because it had stopped working. He pulled out my knickers from the filter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think positive. He won’t know what it is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The washing machine repair guy had to come out because it had stopped working. He pulled out my knickers from the filter.

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was he good looking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think positive. He won’t know what it is. "
lmao I hope not

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I use a small local company for my double glazing. When the guys came to do the two windows in my bedroom, I overslept so didn’t have time to think about moving stuff out of the way. I have two topless photos on the wall between the two windows and a crop hanging from the knob on the chest of drawers under the photos. I also left the bag with my vibrator next to my bed, but you can’t tell what’s in that unless you look. I’m sure they’ve seen a lot worse though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has he noticed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The electrician has gone to my room and I've not unplugged my wand so he's gonna bloody find it.

Has anyone got any similar embarrassing stories? "

I wouldn't worry too much he might just assume you enjoy karaoke singing in bed cos it looks like a microphone!

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

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About 10 years ago I was showing a mate a photo of my new car on my phone ....as I was flicking through the pictures I landed on one of my ex wife in let's say a seductive pose

.....he didn't know what to say

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

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"About 10 years ago I was showing a mate a photo of my new car on my phone ....as I was flicking through the pictures I landed on one of my ex wife in let's say a seductive pose

.....he didn't know what to say

And neither did I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha Dora often says “get the karaoke babe!”

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

I once asked permission to go around a house unplugging everything to try to find out what was tripping the electric, when I went into the bedroom it looked like a display cabinet in a sex shop, the biggest collection of dildos and vibrators I've ever seen on top of the tall boy. She never batted an eyelid even knowing I would have seen them all and didn't mention it, I mean what kind of conversation do you have after that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a very long meet I washed all our toys the next morning and put them on a towel to dry on the draining board.

A while later a friend of ours called round and went into the kitchen to make himself a cuppa.

“Busy weekend?” he asked with a big grin on his face!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

My mum once sort of saw a rude sext conversation I’d been having with someone after my (then) toddler pulled everything out of my bag including my phone. She picked it up to put away again and I mustn’t have closed the conversation.

I now password protect my phone. My face burned in shame for at least 2 hours

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"The electrician has gone to my room and I've not unplugged my wand so he's gonna bloody find it.

Has anyone got any similar embarrassing stories? "

He'll be on here later saying a woman left him a sign that she wants him do go back and fuck her brains out or tell us a story about how he went to her bathroom and wanked whilst sniffing her knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once asked permission to go around a house unplugging everything to try to find out what was tripping the electric, when I went into the bedroom it looked like a display cabinet in a sex shop, the biggest collection of dildos and vibrators I've ever seen on top of the tall boy. She never batted an eyelid even knowing I would have seen them all and didn't mention it, I mean what kind of conversation do you have after that."

Pmsl - could be either an interesting or awkward one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The electrician has gone to my room and I've not unplugged my wand so he's gonna bloody find it.

Has anyone got any similar embarrassing stories? "

Could be worse, could've been your daughter that found them!! We were in Glasgow so couldn't exactly get home to hide it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My puppy once gave my male next door neighbour a pair of my knickers, and one of my bras, in two separate incidents

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"My puppy once gave my male next door neighbour a pair of my knickers, and one of my bras, in two separate incidents "

That's one way of starting a conversation

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Well they were originally massagers so he might just think you needed a massage.

More likely he'll just think you're a little minx.

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