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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would you cook for me this evening for my birthday and what alcohol would you ply me with?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Microwave meal for one then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday OP!

I'd get Mr in the kitchen to cook up a storm. Well sit down with a bottle of port. If it's not to your taste then it's more for me

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

You’d get beans and toast. I’m a terrible cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you cook for me this evening for my birthday and what alcohol would you ply me with? "

Left overs spag Bol? I made it yesterday for a fabber coming round last night….

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

A microwave meal and a bottle of white lighting

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday BTW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday! I’d cook you some chicken wings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A quick and easy stir fry. Chicken, mushrooms, a few peppers, some nice noodles, well seasoned. Two cans of Stella Artois and Hot Fuzz on Dvd

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

Is this fabs version of dinner dates??

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

What's your favourite meal OP? I'd cook you that seeing as it's your birthday...or just take you out to a restaurant.

Happy Birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy Birthday! I’d cook you some chicken wings

Hey! That's what I was going to cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday OP

Since nobody has volunteered to make you a cake yet - that's my offer. Unless you don't like moist carrot cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy birthday OP

Since nobody has volunteered to make you a cake yet - that's my offer. Unless you don't like moist carrot cakes

If he don't I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Microwave meal for one then

Chicken curry microwave meal from tesco with some chips, now we're talking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy birthday OP!

I'd get Mr in the kitchen to cook up a storm. Well sit down with a bottle of port. If it's not to your taste then it's more for me

Sounds great, thank you.

Not had port for a long time but I'm always happy to participate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’d get beans and toast. I’m a terrible cook

If I'm not cooking myself then it's a treat minx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would you cook for me this evening for my birthday and what alcohol would you ply me with?

Left overs spag Bol? I made it yesterday for a fabber coming round last night…. "

Nothing wrong with left overs. Often brings out more of the flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you cook for me this evening for my birthday and what alcohol would you ply me with? "

Pot noodle and you can drink the juice.

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A microwave meal and a bottle of white lighting

LvM"

Aaaarg dammit.....white lightning is my kryptonite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy birthday BTW"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy Birthday! I’d cook you some chicken wings

Perfect. I know you like your chicken wings so I've no doubt they'd taste superb

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By *ategoodbyeMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Just received a mystery box of expired veg from Morrison’s, so I’m afraid it’s got to be baked potatoes, bulgar wheat with chickpeas, and broccoli. And very sour peaches for after.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A quick and easy stir fry. Chicken, mushrooms, a few peppers, some nice noodles, well seasoned. Two cans of Stella Artois and Hot Fuzz on Dvd

That's a romantic night in you smooth talker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this fabs version of dinner dates?? "

Yeah but as its me its a funny one

Thought I'd say it before anyone else

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's your favourite meal OP? I'd cook you that seeing as it's your birthday...or just take you out to a restaurant.

Happy Birthday

Thank you Lily White, you are too kind.

In answer to your question I'd say that possibly pork belly with anything wet and alcoholic to the side

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy birthday !

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy birthday OP

Since nobody has volunteered to make you a cake yet - that's my offer. Unless you don't like moist carrot cakes

Thank you Ms Cherry. You could always share the cooking with Tmontana and make double helpings

Cake would be nice though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy birthday OP

Since nobody has volunteered to make you a cake yet - that's my offer. Unless you don't like moist carrot cakes

If he don't I do

Hands off, I love cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Microwave meal for one then

Chicken curry microwave meal from tesco with some chips, now we're talking"

Get in my belly. Lazy, but still a good choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would you cook for me this evening for my birthday and what alcohol would you ply me with?

Pot noodle and you can drink the juice.

Happy birthday "

Thanks Jonny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just received a mystery box of expired veg from Morrison’s, so I’m afraid it’s got to be baked potatoes, bulgar wheat with chickpeas, and broccoli. And very sour peaches for after."

Hey, I'm not fussy....and it sounds nice and healthy. I'm in

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By *ategoodbyeMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"Just received a mystery box of expired veg from Morrison’s, so I’m afraid it’s got to be baked potatoes, bulgar wheat with chickpeas, and broccoli. And very sour peaches for after.

Hey, I'm not fussy....and it sounds nice and healthy. I'm in

It wasn’t bad actually, but I added baked beans, cheese and avocado.

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I'd cook crispy bacon, black pudding and warm brie salad for starters.

Pork in stilton sauce with tenderstem broccoli, cauliflower, buttered carrots and roast potatoes.

A light lemon cheesecake for dessert.

Red or white wine, the choice is yours.

Then a Bailey's as a nightcap.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Ribeye steak, triple cooked chips, mushrooms, asparagus, baby corn and peppercorn sauce.

Birthday cake for desert

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

"Is this fabs version of dinner dates??

Yeah but as its me its a funny one

Thought I'd say it before anyone else

Bahahahahaha x chippy for tea?

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By *iss KissWoman
over a year ago

near Coventry

I'd just make you a massive birthday cake

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Beans on toast op

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"I'd cook crispy bacon, black pudding and warm brie salad for starters.

Pork in stilton sauce with tenderstem broccoli, cauliflower, buttered carrots and roast potatoes.

A light lemon cheesecake for dessert.

Red or white wine, the choice is yours.

Then a Bailey's as a nightcap."

Sod the OP, can I come to dinner if you're cooking that please?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I’d take you down the chippy OP, you can order whatever you want, my treat.

Couple of bottles of Thatchers and we can sit on the wall eating chips and drinking cider.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Mac n a bottle of Babycham.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Some amazing steak tacos with mango salsa and a fruity malbec and a good chat about the good old days

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

On your birthday, take your pick from the menu always eat A la carte

Happy birthday, OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd cook crispy bacon, black pudding and warm brie salad for starters.

Pork in stilton sauce with tenderstem broccoli, cauliflower, buttered carrots and roast potatoes.

A light lemon cheesecake for dessert.

Red or white wine, the choice is yours.

Then a Bailey's as a nightcap."

Now you're talking Ruby. Top effort

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ribeye steak, triple cooked chips, mushrooms, asparagus, baby corn and peppercorn sauce.

Birthday cake for desert "

Wow. I'm literally dribbling right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this fabs version of dinner dates??

Yeah but as its me its a funny one

Thought I'd say it before anyone else

Bahahahahaha x chippy for tea?

You're on. Food of kings and queens

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd just make you a massive birthday cake"

Can't go wrong with that. Chocolate is my favourite in case you wondered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Beans on toast op

It's a meal. Plenty of goodness in beans

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd cook crispy bacon, black pudding and warm brie salad for starters.

Pork in stilton sauce with tenderstem broccoli, cauliflower, buttered carrots and roast potatoes.

A light lemon cheesecake for dessert.

Red or white wine, the choice is yours.

Then a Bailey's as a nightcap.

Sod the OP, can I come to dinner if you're cooking that please?

Woah there young lady....you can join me but I'm not missing this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d take you down the chippy OP, you can order whatever you want, my treat.

Couple of bottles of Thatchers and we can sit on the wall eating chips and drinking cider. "

Top evening. The cider twisted my arm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big Mac n a bottle of Babycham.

Keyser, I might look like a cheap date but I can assure you that....hang on, did you say Big Mac??? I'll be there...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big Mac n a bottle of Babycham.

Keyser, I might look like a cheap date but I can assure you that....hang on, did you say Big Mac??? I'll be there...

For you, I may even stretch to 2 Big Macs if you’re hungry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some amazing steak tacos with mango salsa and a fruity malbec and a good chat about the good old days

Mmmm yummy. Sounds like a filling meal, top choice of wine and a great evening of chat that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On your birthday, take your pick from the menu always eat A la carte

Happy birthday, OP

I quite liked the sweets in your pictures. Leave them where they are though I'll help myself if you don't mind!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big Mac n a bottle of Babycham.

Keyser, I might look like a cheap date but I can assure you that....hang on, did you say Big Mac??? I'll be there...

For you, I may even stretch to 2 Big Macs if you’re hungry.

You charmer

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"I'd cook crispy bacon, black pudding and warm brie salad for starters.

Pork in stilton sauce with tenderstem broccoli, cauliflower, buttered carrots and roast potatoes.

A light lemon cheesecake for dessert.

Red or white wine, the choice is yours.

Then a Bailey's as a nightcap.

Sod the OP, can I come to dinner if you're cooking that please?

Yes! See you Friday

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Some amazing steak tacos with mango salsa and a fruity malbec and a good chat about the good old days

Mmmm yummy. Sounds like a filling meal, top choice of wine and a great evening of chat that

Glad you like and btw Happy Birthday

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By *iss KissWoman
over a year ago

near Coventry

"I'd just make you a massive birthday cake

Can't go wrong with that. Chocolate is my favourite in case you wondered

Noted.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Happy birthday OP!

Honestly, I wouldn't cook anything. Not in a mean way or anything. I'd rather gift you a virtual meal gift card so you can take out someone who means something to you. I think you'd both appreciate that a lot more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP bangers and mash. Mash shaped like a bum with banger sticking out

A nice dark stout give it some flavour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy birthday OP!

Thank you....very thoughtful of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP bangers and mash. Mash shaped like a bum with banger sticking out

A nice dark stout give it some flavour."

Sounds like you know your bangers. Good homely meal that

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