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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Hello everybody. Just been called a wazzock made me laugh. Not been called a wazzock for years. What word makes you laugh when it comes out of the blue. I deserved to be called a wazzock by the way

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ha ha - I had completely forgotten that word existed; a real blast from the past

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Ha ha - I had completely forgotten that word existed; a real blast from the past "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pillock, isn't one used very often these days

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Pillock, isn't one used very often these days"
Ben called that many times aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was called a cockwomble the other day

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Plonker - always makes me think of Del Boy

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Was called a cockwomble the other day "
and was you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word that makes me laugh like a school kid has to be "jobby" it's a word that us Scottish people use as an alternative to "poo" mostly primary school age children use that word.

I went into fit's of laughter as a wee kiddy with her dad, on way back to their table in restaurant proudly and loudly announced "mummy! Mummy! I've done a huge jobby!" the dad's face was a picture!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pillock, isn't one used very often these days"

I love this word

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"The word that makes me laugh like a school kid has to be "jobby" it's a word that us Scottish people use as an alternative to "poo" mostly primary school age children use that word.

I went into fit's of laughter as a wee kiddy with her dad, on way back to their table in restaurant proudly and loudly announced "mummy! Mummy! I've done a huge jobby!" the dad's face was a picture! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eejit

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Eejit "
is that in the Irish dictionary wako

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eejit is that in the Irish dictionary wako "

Scots

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Eejit is that in the Irish dictionary wako

Scots "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got called a 'twonk' once....that set me back

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By *atenaWoman
over a year ago

Hyde

Love this word!!

And calling someone a cockwomble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poindexter - it's an old Toejam and Earl reference, which was was a Sega Megadrive game in the early 90's. I still find myself calling my pal a Poindexer if he does something lame, and it always makes us laugh. Simple things and all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't heard that for a long time ! It's a brilliant word

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

You great big spawny eyed parrot faced wassock.

You burk has a nostalgic tinge to it for me.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Poindexter - it's an old Toejam and Earl reference, which was was a Sega Megadrive game in the early 90's. I still find myself calling my pal a Poindexer if he does something lame, and it always makes us laugh. Simple things and all that."

I loved playing Toejam and Earl.

If you got to the last planet you could fall off and land on the secret planet and sit in the hot tub with the hula girls.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ponce - I haven’t heard anyone use that for donkey’s years.

….until I just typed it in fact

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"You great big spawny eyed parrot faced wassock.

You burk has a nostalgic tinge to it for me. "
There is a theme here been called a burk aswell

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Wally - another golden oldie not utilised much today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello everybody. Just been called a wazzock made me laugh. Not been called a wazzock for years. What word makes you laugh when it comes out of the blue. I deserved to be called a wazzock by the way "

A vicar once called me a wazzock in the village hall, still proud of that

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A moron, a cretin and an imbecile walk into a bar....

I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge


"You great big spawny eyed parrot faced wassock. "

Capstick Comes Home -

I'll never forget that first day at t'pit.

Me an' mi father worked a 72 hour shift, then wi walked home 43 mile through t'snow in us bare feet, huddled inside us clothes med out o' old sacks.

Eventually we trudged over t'hill until wi could see t'street light twinklin' in our village.

Mi father smiled down at mi through t'icicles hangin' off his nose. "Nearly home now lad", he said.

We stumbled into t'house and stood there freezin' cold and tired out, shiverin' and miserable, in front o' t' meagre fire.

Any road, mi mam says "Cheer up, lads. I've got you some nice brown bread and butter for yer tea."

Ee, mi father went crackers. He reached out and gently pulled mi mam towards 'im by t'throat. "You big fat, idle ugly wart", he said. "You gret useless spawny-eyed parrot-faced wazzock." ('E had a way wi words, mi father. He'd bin to college, y'know). "You've been out playin' bingo all afternoon instead o' gettin' some proper snap ready for me an' this lad", he explained to mi poor, little, purple-faced mam.

Then turnin' to me he said "Arthur", (He could never remember mi name), "here's half a crown. Nip down to t'chip 'oyl an' get us a nice piece o' 'addock for us tea. Man cannot live by bread alone."

He were a reyt tater, mi father.

He said as 'ow workin' folk should have some dignity an' pride an' self respect, an' as 'ow they should come home to summat warm an' cheerful.

An' then he threw mi mam on t'fire.

We didn't 'ave no tellies or shoes or bedclothes.

We med us own fun in them days.

Do you know, when I were a lad you could get a tram down into t'town, buy three new suits an' an ovvercoat, four pair o' good boots, go an' see Frank Randall at t'Palace Theatre, get blind d*unk, 'ave some steak an' chips, bunch o' bananas an' three stone o' monkey nuts an' still 'ave change out of a farthing.

We'd lots o' things in them days they 'aven't got today - rickets, diptheria, Hitler and my, we did look well goin' to school wi' no backside in us trousers an' all us little 'eads painted purple because we 'ad ringworm.

They don't know they're born today!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The word that makes me laugh like a school kid has to be "jobby" it's a word that us Scottish people use as an alternative to "poo" mostly primary school age children use that word.

I went into fit's of laughter as a wee kiddy with her dad, on way back to their table in restaurant proudly and loudly announced "mummy! Mummy! I've done a huge jobby!" the dad's face was a picture! "

As a kid, saying jobby or toaly always seemed a bit daring, before learning proper swearwords. My favourite expression of contempt is still 'bawbag'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello everybody. Just been called a wazzock made me laugh. Not been called a wazzock for years. What word makes you laugh when it comes out of the blue. I deserved to be called a wazzock by the way "

I love that word!! That and Dingbat

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

Pleb

Nob jockey

Sausage

Numpty

And more!

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By *osta del sol KinkytimesMan
over a year ago

Campanillas, Spain

I tend to use gob-shite a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jelly head is my fav

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was called a cockwomble the other day and was you "

Probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scuttle. Husband said it the other day. "I'd scuttle you" in a proper northern accent. He's lucky I love him.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I especially like such archaic insults in the English language as, Lubberwort, Fopdoodle and Saddlegoose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Called a blaggard a few years ago.

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Cockwomble cannot be said alone, it is crying out to be added to, ' cockwombling thundercunt' works brilliantly, although dated it is a timeless classic.

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By *aulupforitMan
over a year ago

Corbridge

Smash your pasty

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By *exy wife and her CuckCouple
over a year ago

Angus


"The word that makes me laugh like a school kid has to be "jobby" it's a word that us Scottish people use as an alternative to "poo" mostly primary school age children use that word.

I went into fit's of laughter as a wee kiddy with her dad, on way back to their table in restaurant proudly and loudly announced "mummy! Mummy! I've done a huge jobby!" the dad's face was a picture! "

Yep definitely the word Jobby, has me giggling everytime!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Dingbat x

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Hello everybody. Just been called a wazzock made me laugh. Not been called a wazzock for years. What word makes you laugh when it comes out of the blue. I deserved to be called a wazzock by the way "

I called someone in a thread a wazzock ( I like an old school insult) …. I got 96hrs on the naughty step for it!! True story!!!

P.s …. Also… don’t call someone a tit… or a prize plum either… also 96hr naughty step offences

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Don't hear burke much - as in 'the burke in the merc"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scuttle. Husband said it the other day. "I'd scuttle you" in a proper northern accent. He's lucky I love him."

Aahd scuttle thee too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello everybody. Just been called a wazzock made me laugh. Not been called a wazzock for years. What word makes you laugh when it comes out of the blue. I deserved to be called a wazzock by the way

I called someone in a thread a wazzock ( I like an old school insult) …. I got 96hrs on the naughty step for it!! True story!!!

P.s …. Also… don’t call someone a tit… or a prize plum either… also 96hr naughty step offences "

You must have form, I got less for the c bomb

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By *utcock61Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Dobber,lol.

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Dicksplash is a particular favourite of mine

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I was gonna get them for you but if you deserved it then stop being a waczock!

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By *orruptionandliesMan
over a year ago

leeds

Love cockwomble

Sometimes throw in cretin

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By *utcock61Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Goon.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Where's our P when you need her.

She cracks me up with her very colourful vocabulary

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Cod Head

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By *utcock61Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Stane Brain.

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