FabSwingers.com forum: Are penises like yachts

By *mmMandy OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southampton

it dosent matter how big, beautiful, sleek,fast,it is. There is always some git with a bigger better faster one

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

They’re more like sausages.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

I guess so…

Unless the bigger yacht is crap in rough weather.

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By *mmMandy OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Southampton

"it dosent matter how big, beautiful, sleek, or fast,it is. There is always some git with a bigger better faster one"

I am blessed with gentleman bits much less than would make me a porn star, but I am told recreational sex is wonderful and I have 4 fantastic kids,

Dont obsess on percived inadaquate perceptions

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

All men are unfortunately not born with a yacht!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full of seamen

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"it dosent matter how big, beautiful, sleek,fast,it is. There is always some git with a bigger better faster one"

Always!

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By *ete vfrMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Well I have got what I was given. Not the biggest or the best. But it is the most important one in the world to me as it's mine.??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to think of mine as a navy destroyer, solid, sturdy, can take some punishment but also packs a punch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like big yachts. A nice dinghy works great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diesel powered and sometimes with sails for show? Mine certainly is

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"it dosent matter how big, beautiful, sleek,fast,it is. There is always some git with a bigger better faster one"

If there's one thing women love, it's a fast penis

LvM

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Mines more like a jet ski

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Mines more like a jet ski

Makes loads of noise and not as fun as it looks?

LvM

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By *imbob85Man
over a year ago

inverness

"Full of seamen "
brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've nothing to add, but I just HAD to click and see where this was heading lol

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Mines more like a jet ski

Makes loads of noise and not as fun as it looks?

LvM"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't remember seeing many penises on Howards' Way.

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