FabSwingers.com forum: I’m not sure if this is appropriate

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve not been around much lately and so I’m not sure if this is appropriate, but does anybody fancy a fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never know what’s appropriate

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm just about to go into a meeting.

I'll check back later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say yes, but you'll get plenty of better offers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry washing my hair

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Me

Marvellous. Shall we meet in the trolly shed at Morrison’s. I’ll bring a flask of tomato soup for afterwards.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm just about to go into a meeting.

I'll check back later.

Laters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please, I can bring the wet wipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve not been around much lately and so I’m not sure if this is appropriate, but does anybody fancy a fuck.

Me. Right now! But what are the chances

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'd say yes, but you'll get plenty of better offers. "

It doesn’t need be with me, but I’ll take that yes as you know, I bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Or is it a hand in the bush is worth two birds.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Yes please, I can bring the wet wipes "

We wouldn’t necessarily need them to clean up

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ve not been around much lately and so I’m not sure if this is appropriate, but does anybody fancy a fuck.

Me. Right now! But what are the chances

Oh you never know. Put the door on the latch.

Code word

Hello Mrs got a package for you.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Sorry washing my hair"

Me too, but just on the 30 degree quick wash.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Can I have a back massage Instead fiddles

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Can I have a back massage Instead fiddles"

Of course but I can’t guarantee that I won’t give your bum a squeeze.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I definitely do but still in isolation

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Let me check my diary.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I definitely do but still in isolation

I’ve been a long time fan of the self isolation self fuck

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I can't shower though, my boiler gave up last night.

I'll run a flannel over my bits for you.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Oh Fiddles, I thought you'd never ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes please, I can bring the wet wipes

We wouldn’t necessarily need them to clean up

I was talking about mopping your brow after Fiddles

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I can't shower though, my boiler gave up last night.

I'll run a flannel over my bits for you."

Magic. A damp flannel reaches the bits other showers can’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the question should be, who doesn't fancy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok on you go then bang away

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I’ve not been around much lately and so I’m not sure if this is appropriate, but does anybody fancy a fuck.

It’s completely appropriate on a swingers’ site, and yes, I fancy a fuck! Do you have any lady friends you could put me onto?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Can I have a back massage Instead fiddles

Of course but I can’t guarantee that I won’t give your bum a squeeze.

Squeeze away xxx

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Been fancying one all this week!

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Will be in nan's spare room?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Oh Fiddles, I thought you'd never ask

Dee it’s a standing order, don’t wait to be asked.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Yes please, I can bring the wet wipes

We wouldn’t necessarily need them to clean up

I was talking about mopping your brow after Fiddles

There was me thinking boobs.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I think the question should be, who doesn't fancy one "

True

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Ok on you go then bang away "

Touch your toes

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Me

Marvellous. Shall we meet in the trolly shed at Morrison’s. I’ll bring a flask of tomato soup for afterwards.

You old romantic

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ve not been around much lately and so I’m not sure if this is appropriate, but does anybody fancy a fuck.

It’s completely appropriate on a swingers’ site, and yes, I fancy a fuck! Do you have any lady friends you could put me onto?

That depends. Do you love fun?

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By *uitedSuitorMan
over a year ago

Halifax / Leeds

Interesting responses here.

*Whilst working out why I don't have the balls to be so blunt*

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Been fancying one all this week! "

Sorry I’m late.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Will be in nan's spare room?

Magic , she’s out at the bingo today.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Me

Marvellous. Shall we meet in the trolly shed at Morrison’s. I’ll bring a flask of tomato soup for afterwards.

You old romantic

I know right. I’ll bring some bread to dunk too.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Will be in nan's spare room?

Magic , she’s out at the bingo today. "

Have you ask her to not take the keys with her ?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Will be in nan's spare room?

Magic , she’s out at the bingo today.

Have you ask her to not take the keys with her ? "

You’re joking no need, on bingo day she’s out that quick she nearly takes the door of its hinges.

It’s that Tony the bingo caller, he buys her a rum and and she’s all over him.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I’ve not been around much lately and so I’m not sure if this is appropriate, but does anybody fancy a fuck.

It’s completely appropriate on a swingers’ site, and yes, I fancy a fuck! Do you have any lady friends you could put me onto?

That depends. Do you love fun? "

I’m always happy to have my stick fiddled with

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Yep

Just to be clear... we're not just on about with you right?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Yep

Just to be clear... we're not just on about with you right? "

Absolutely, free for all.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ve not been around much lately and so I’m not sure if this is appropriate, but does anybody fancy a fuck.

It’s completely appropriate on a swingers’ site, and yes, I fancy a fuck! Do you have any lady friends you could put me onto?

That depends. Do you love fun?

I’m always happy to have my stick fiddled with

Spoken like a true Sid James.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Yep

Just to be clear... we're not just on about with you right?

Absolutely, free for all. "

Woo! (no offence btw)

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I think it’s time to settle for a cup of tea and cuddle in front of the log fire.

Any takers?

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Will be in nan's spare room?

Magic , she’s out at the bingo today.

Have you ask her to not take the keys with her ?

You’re joking no need, on bingo day she’s out that quick she nearly takes the door of its hinges.

It’s that Tony the bingo caller, he buys her a rum and and she’s all over him. "

If there's rum in the bingo i may better join her

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"I think it’s time to settle for a cup of tea and cuddle in front of the log fire.

Any takers?

Log fire , now that is tempting!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Will be in nan's spare room?

Magic , she’s out at the bingo today.

Have you ask her to not take the keys with her ?

You’re joking no need, on bingo day she’s out that quick she nearly takes the door of its hinges.

It’s that Tony the bingo caller, he buys her a rum and and she’s all over him.

If there's rum in the bingo i may better join her

I’m sure he’s only after her pension but she says he has a lovely dobber the mucky bugger.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I think it’s time to settle for a cup of tea and cuddle in front of the log fire.

Any takers?

Log fire , now that is tempting!

Cuddle in.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

So inappropriate fiddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now's not a good time for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok on you go then bang away

Touch your toes

Ok just pulling them down and bang away lol

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"So inappropriate fiddles

Tony from the bingo made me do it.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"So inappropriate fiddles

Tony from the bingo made me do it.

. If Tony told you to jump off a cliff would you?

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I do! Not with you OP of course but it's been so long since I had sex of any kind that there isn't a day goes by that I don't FaF.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"So inappropriate fiddles

Tony from the bingo made me do it.

. If Tony told you to jump off a cliff would you?"

I don’t know Cliff, does he work at the Mecca or Gala.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Now's not a good time for me"

Another time perhaps, don’t worry about shaving.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"So inappropriate fiddles

Tony from the bingo made me do it.

. If Tony told you to jump off a cliff would you?

I don’t know Cliff, does he work at the Mecca or Gala.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now's not a good time for me

Another time perhaps, don’t worry about shaving.

Oh well in that case, anytime is good

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"So inappropriate fiddles

Tony from the bingo made me do it.

. If Tony told you to jump off a cliff would you?"

Tony told us that Iraq had Weapons of Mass Destruction and that we had to go to war so we did.... Oooops, wrong Tony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I blocked you for stalking.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"I think it’s time to settle for a cup of tea and cuddle in front of the log fire.

Any takers?

Log fire , now that is tempting!

Cuddle in.

Wine or not wine

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"So inappropriate fiddles

Tony from the bingo made me do it.

. If Tony told you to jump off a cliff would you?

Tony told us that Iraq had Weapons of Mass Destruction and that we had to go to war so we did.... Oooops, wrong Tony."

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

Oh now I'm a world class cuddler! I'll grab fluffy blanket x

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

"Me

Dancer, is that "you've been around"

Or you fancy a fuck? Lol

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I think it’s time to settle for a cup of tea and cuddle in front of the log fire.

Any takers?

Log fire , now that is tempting!

Cuddle in.

Wine or not wine

It’s five o clock somewhere.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Oh now I'm a world class cuddler! I'll grab fluffy blanket x"

Do you specialise in the rest your head in my bosom cuddle at all?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I think it’s time to settle for a cup of tea and cuddle in front of the log fire.

Any takers?

I've never liked tea, but could manage the rest

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I think it’s time to settle for a cup of tea and cuddle in front of the log fire.

Any takers?

I've never liked tea, but could manage the rest

You can have whatever you like

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I’ve not been around much lately and so I’m not sure if this is appropriate, but does anybody fancy a fuck.

It’s completely appropriate on a swingers’ site, and yes, I fancy a fuck! Do you have any lady friends you could put me onto?

That depends. Do you love fun?

I’m always happy to have my stick fiddled with

Spoken like a true Sid James. "

Na hah hah haaaaah!

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