FabSwingers.com forum: Give me one good reason why you are not a stripper

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Me I can't dance

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By *he Cram-BetweensCouple
over a year ago

A Club or Your Bedroom!

I'm too f'ugly

Mr C-B

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I can't afford the refunds

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By *idan31Man
over a year ago

ashby

I prefer to watch others lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dancing makes dad dancing look good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one? I'm way to ancient!

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

I wouldn't even be able to stand up in a pair of 'stripper heels'...

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By *ondoner27Man
over a year ago

london

People wouldn’t pay money to see me naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 4 different layers of wallpaper underneath

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I honestly can't!

Woo! New career on it's way!

Ummm... I don't need to be a 'good' stripper do I?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I’d take too long to get all the layers off.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Frankly I’ve no idea

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

I retired from the profession

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd get cold nipples too often

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

The very sight of naked body is enough to make wallpaper peel from its walls …ohh, so I AM a stripper YAY ME

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

It's too bloody cold

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve got to lose the post Christmas beer and food baby.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The cost of providing the old dears with opera glasses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody wants to see me with my clothes off

I'd be good at taking the bookings

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Not got any tassels

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not got any tassels

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pound land

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

My Tits give me black eyes when they bounce...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got no clothes to remove.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Not got any tassels

pound land

Are they two for a pound? Otherwise I am not paying a pound each

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By *oonshadowWoman
over a year ago

great yarmouth

I like to keep my socks on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my mirrors cracked in my house when I was practising... seems to happen in every practice spot.. I'll never master the Magic Mike slide now..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to keep my socks on"
same here!!

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

I'm so clumsy I should be classed as disabled, so I'd fall off ;P

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By *oublethefunMan
over a year ago

royston

I would take to long giving all the guys a blow job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I am past it

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I've got no clothes to remove. "

You're wearing underwear

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Cos I'm shy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you put water in me then stick a power lead up my ass and try to remove wall paper with me I'd probably smack you.

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By *llustrious_swanWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

One word.... Gravity!

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By *imandher123456Couple
over a year ago

gosport

I'd probably have to pay people to watch me ....doesn't sound like a good business plan to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can give you at least 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I like to give other people opportunities..if I did it I'd take all the custom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat ugly old ummm I'm sure there's more xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was but got to much attention and my mum didn't like the comments her workmates gave her. Totally true btw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old fat not good looking !

Only got a small cock !

Can’t dance !

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

I’ve no rhythm.

I take my clothes off, I like costumes but to dance and remove them. Asking for trouble.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I’ve no rhythm.

I take my clothes off, I like costumes but to dance and remove them. Asking for trouble."

Feel the fear and do it anywho

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Body not good enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No rhythm, clumsy, can’t pole dance, ain’t got the body for it. What do I win?

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

"I’ve no rhythm.

I take my clothes off, I like costumes but to dance and remove them. Asking for trouble.

Feel the fear and do it anywho"

Oh I’m a nightmare for stripping, just not to music. Clothes are the prison of the soul.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do I start?

I’m not the best dancer, don’t really have the body or face for it and I’m a grower not a shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id make too much money and newcastle wouldnt be able cope with the thousands each night trying to watch me

Plus if i wip my dong out, i may knock down hadrians tower by accident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am an appalling dancer but will dance for ones entertainment. Assuming I'd be paid to stop.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Too shy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too shy."

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Who said I'm not

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

It’d poke them in the eye!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told Wet to try this as a sideline , my black eye has nearly gone

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

I have a bad back mrs m

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I’ve no rhythm.

I take my clothes off, I like costumes but to dance and remove them. Asking for trouble.

Feel the fear and do it anywho

Oh I’m a nightmare for stripping, just not to music. Clothes are the prison of the soul."

Agreed. I'd be naked all day if it was socially acceptable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an opposite stripper. I start naked and whooping women pay me for each item I put back on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People would pay me to keep my clothes on!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too shy."

Kajagoogoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you put water in me then stick a power lead up my ass and try to remove wall paper with me I'd probably smack you. "

Oh. The other kind of stripper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mum would say I’d “catch my death of cold”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve no rhythm.

I take my clothes off, I like costumes but to dance and remove them. Asking for trouble.

Feel the fear and do it anywho

Oh I’m a nightmare for stripping, just not to music. Clothes are the prison of the soul.

Agreed. I'd be naked all day if it was socially acceptable "

It isn't socially acceptable? No one in tescos bat's an eyelid... Literally

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Cock ain’t big enough

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm not allowed to stay up that late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The swarming women !! I’d not be able to fend them off lol

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

Too nervous

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

We don't have strippers in the home counties?!

Eloquently choreographed fabric removal experts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't tried it yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I struggle taking my pants and socks off at best of times

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Too shy.

Showing your age now

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"We don't have strippers in the home counties?!

Eloquently choreographed fabric removal experts

Posh strippers then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I’m a burlesque dancer darling, and we’re not strippers! (Although the lads at a tattoo convention, shouting to each other the strippers are coming back on, may disagree, haha)

Viv xx

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

I'm too old and short, I would love to do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body

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By *ophie199Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Would love to be one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d take too long to get all the layers off. "

Just call it burlesque, problem solved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't got the tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause my balls would keep popping out of my knickers

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

Stuff wobbles in places it ain't meant to they'd pay me to stop lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lack the thigh strength

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By *organ DeanWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

I have zero rhythm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wire cutters are blunt.

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