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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Application is now open for a limited time. I need a PA to deal with my life admin so I can deal with work admin

Must also be good at making cuppas and shoulder massages. Knows affirmations off by heart and can keep me up beat so I don't lose my shit.

On another note: why does everything that is stressful happen all at once? Why do so many people in the real world require my attention all at once when they don't need me otherwise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Application is now open for a limited time. I need a PA to deal with my life admin so I can deal with work admin

Must also be good at making cuppas and shoulder massages. Knows affirmations off by heart and can keep me up beat so I don't lose my shit.

On another note: why does everything that is stressful happen all at once? Why do so many people in the real world require my attention all at once when they don't need me otherwise? "

Where do I apply??? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are the benefits of the role?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Application is now open for a limited time. I need a PA to deal with my life admin so I can deal with work admin

Must also be good at making cuppas and shoulder massages. Knows affirmations off by heart and can keep me up beat so I don't lose my shit.

On another note: why does everything that is stressful happen all at once? Why do so many people in the real world require my attention all at once when they don't need me otherwise?

Where do I apply??? X"

Can i suggest a joint application?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a remote position, or am I required on location? I might need a basket under the stairs to sleep in if that's the case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Application is now open for a limited time. I need a PA to deal with my life admin so I can deal with work admin

Must also be good at making cuppas and shoulder massages. Knows affirmations off by heart and can keep me up beat so I don't lose my shit.

On another note: why does everything that is stressful happen all at once? Why do so many people in the real world require my attention all at once when they don't need me otherwise?

Where do I apply??? X

Can i suggest a joint application?"

I second this x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Application is now open for a limited time. I need a PA to deal with my life admin so I can deal with work admin

Must also be good at making cuppas and shoulder massages. Knows affirmations off by heart and can keep me up beat so I don't lose my shit.

On another note: why does everything that is stressful happen all at once? Why do so many people in the real world require my attention all at once when they don't need me otherwise? "

I'd be a shit PA but can make a mean cuppa and hand out Affirmations like there is no tomorrow oh and I'm a dab hand at massages

Hope your not feeling too overwhelmed OP xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Application is now open for a limited time. I need a PA to deal with my life admin so I can deal with work admin

Must also be good at making cuppas and shoulder massages. Knows affirmations off by heart and can keep me up beat so I don't lose my shit.

On another note: why does everything that is stressful happen all at once? Why do so many people in the real world require my attention all at once when they don't need me otherwise?

Where do I apply??? X

Can i suggest a joint application?

I second this x "

Absolutely, the more the merrier

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are the benefits of the role? "

I'll let you cuddle my puppy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it a remote position, or am I required on location? I might need a basket under the stairs to sleep in if that's the case"

On location. Theres a den in the loft with mood lighting, TV, xbox and heater should that be more sufficient? There's some colouring books and pens if you get bored

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Your 14:30 shag is here early- i told him you’d squeeze him in!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are the benefits of the role?

I'll let you cuddle my puppy "

There's a puppy! I'll do it for free!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are the benefits of the role?

I'll let you cuddle my puppy "

I'd rather play with your pu... Never mind, your puppy sounds lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be a shit PA but can make a mean cuppa and hand out Affirmations like there is no tomorrow oh and I'm a dab hand at massages

Hope your not feeling too overwhelmed OP xxx"

thank you. Just a mountain gets added to my list before I've even ticked anything off x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your 14:30 shag is here early- i told him you’d squeeze him in!!! "

He likes to be manhandled in does he?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm available if you pay in donuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would i have to be able to type or count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm available if you pay in donuts. "

If you buy some Krispy Kremes on the way I'll pay you back...

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Your 14:30 shag is here early- i told him you’d squeeze him in!!!

He likes to be manhandled in does he? "

I do…. Er he does!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm available if you pay in donuts.

If you buy some Krispy Kremes on the way I'll pay you back... "

Deal. I'll be coming across the M62 in a couple of hours. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"would i have to be able to type or count?"

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are the benefits of the role?

I'll let you cuddle my puppy

There's a puppy! I'll do it for free!!"

There's a puppy and a bitch actually. They both love attention, even more than me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are the benefits of the role?

I'll let you cuddle my puppy

I'd rather play with your pu... Never mind, your puppy sounds lovely "

Youuuu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Do I get to sleep with the boss?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In "

What affirmations do you know?

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Wtf are affirmations

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do I get to sleep with the boss? "

If you do a good job

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"Do I get to sleep with the boss?

If you do a good job "

I reckon I would do a good job, but not as your PA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a PA as well. Tasks include deleting emails, filling car up with diesel, making coffee and laughing at my funny jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd fail with the shoulder massaging. I'd be sacked because my hands would start to wander as I'm kissing your neck. I do make a good cuppa though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m up for it.

First job.. personally assist you out of your underwear and onto my beautiful penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry guys me and KBD got there first. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wtf are affirmations "

Drama free will give you an example of one shortly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a PA as well. Tasks include deleting emails, filling car up with diesel, making coffee and laughing at my funny jokes "

You can't try to steal people from me. That's a little uncalled for

But I'll fill your car up, unleaded - yeah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll do Tuesdays on call when you need a break

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"Wtf are affirmations

Drama free will give you an example of one shortly "

Okies xxxxx Suzi

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Sorry boys looks like I've won this post xxxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd fail with the shoulder massaging. I'd be sacked because my hands would start to wander as I'm kissing your neck. I do make a good cuppa though. "

That is a sackable offence

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m up for it.

First job.. personally assist you out of your underwear and onto my beautiful penis."

What if I don't have any underwear on though?

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I make a crap cuppa, haven't got a clue what an affirmation is, but I'm gonna be shown.....so for all my lack of knowledge I'd say win, win Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m up for it.

First job.. personally assist you out of your underwear and onto my beautiful penis.

What if I don't have any underwear on though? "

You rarely do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I make a crap cuppa, haven't got a clue what an affirmation is, but I'm gonna be shown.....so for all my lack of knowledge I'd say win, win Suzi"

I'll team you up with someone

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I guess I'll keep this box of 12 Krispy Kremes to myself then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am always available as long as you don’t mind me strutting around in short dress and skirts with sky high heels on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a PA as well. Tasks include deleting emails, filling car up with diesel, making coffee and laughing at my funny jokes

You can't try to steal people from me. That's a little uncalled for

But I'll fill your car up, unleaded - yeah? "

Its not stealing you're oop North and there may be potential applicants down south

Er diesel and easy on the milk in that coffee

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Me too OP! Send me your reserve list.

If they want to sit on my knee and call me Sir that's all good too

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Me too OP! Send me your reserve list.

If they want to sit on my knee and call me Sir that's all good too "

Is an interview available for this afternoon, while I'm passing?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm after a male one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd fail with the shoulder massaging. I'd be sacked because my hands would start to wander as I'm kissing your neck. I do make a good cuppa though.

That is a sackable offence "

Wow. Just wow. Sacked for making a good cuppa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd fail with the shoulder massaging. I'd be sacked because my hands would start to wander as I'm kissing your neck. I do make a good cuppa though.

That is a sackable offence

Wow. Just wow. Sacked for making a good cuppa. "

Its a cruel world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In

What affirmations do you know? "

The earth is flat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"would i have to be able to type or count?

Yes. "

dammit

oh well

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