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By * AND R 777 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Teesside

Why do people press the button for the green man to come on, but then just keep walking and not cross the Rd,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coz they’re cunts.

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By * AND R 777 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Teesside


"Coz they’re cunts. "

To be honest that was my thinking aswell

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

That’s an age old annoying trick frequently played by kids as is the other classic of running after an ice cream van shouting ‘stop!’ and when it does, keep on running past.

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By * AND R 777 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Teesside


"That’s an age old annoying trick frequently played by kids as is the other classic of running after an ice cream van shouting ‘stop!’ and when it does, keep on running past."

Kids I get, but I'm talking about adults

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest. We do this. But it's a cross road junction thing so we press the nearest button and then walk to the next one where we want to cross

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

My wife gets really annoyed when she presses the button, but I cross the road anyway if there's no traffic coming...

....and the lights then change, causing the next vehicle to have to stop when we've already crossed...

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By * AND R 777 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Teesside


"To be honest. We do this. But it's a cross road junction thing so we press the nearest button and then walk to the next one where we want to cross "

Get that, but I'm talking about the ones who press and don't cross at all, seen a lot more of it

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility


"That’s an age old annoying trick frequently played by kids as is the other classic of running after an ice cream van shouting ‘stop!’ and when it does, keep on running past.

Kids I get, but I'm talking about adults "

Maybe they're the kids who used to do it but never progressed to driving themselves so don't realise how annoying it is?

Or maybe they're just cnuts and don't care as long as they're having fun? Insular and ignorant.

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By *aliceWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

There's a decent chance the button doesn't do anything anyway

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By * AND R 777 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Teesside


"There's a decent chance the button doesn't do anything anyway "

It takes your DNA for the dater base

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coz they’re cunts. "

Is that the punch line?

Is this a while new genre of 'why did the chicken cross the road' jokes.

Its evolution right in front of us...

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By * AND R 777 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Teesside


"Coz they’re cunts.

Is that the punch line?

Is this a while new genre of 'why did the chicken cross the road' jokes.

Its evolution right in front of us..."

But even the chicken had a reason to cross's, not these fuckwitslol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As someone said, coz they are cunts.

Just like those who press it when there's no traffic then cross without waiting for it, or those who can safely cross without having to use it but press and wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’s an age old annoying trick frequently played by kids as is the other classic of running after an ice cream van shouting ‘stop!’ and when it does, keep on running past.

Kids I get, but I'm talking about adults "

some people never grow up

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I just love pressing buttons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's just something satisfying about pushing the button and seeing the little light come on.

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