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Phrases or expressions that your household is known for saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Me and my sister both have long blonde hair. As teens, it used to get everywhere (mine still does!). When hoovering, our mother could be heard shrieking ‘it’s like living with a pair of bloody Afghan Hounds’!

My most commonly used phrase is probably ‘that bloody cat’, as he’s so incredibly annoying!

What do you say in your house? I can safely say that some dad bloke will utter the words ‘it’s like the Blackpool illuminations in here’!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Indoor voices” because everyone seems to shout instead of speak to eachother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me and my sister both have long blonde hair. As teens, it used to get everywhere (mine still does!). When hoovering, our mother could be heard shrieking ‘it’s like living with a pair of bloody Afghan Hounds’!

My most commonly used phrase is probably ‘that bloody cat’, as he’s so incredibly annoying!

What do you say in your house? I can safely say that some dad bloke will utter the words ‘it’s like the Blackpool illuminations in here’!

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"Put wood in toil"

Always used that ..

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Muuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmm where’s …….

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

When I was a young boy it was ‘get in here you little shit’

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"When I was a young boy it was ‘get in here you little shit’ "

I’ll give you a reet good leathering

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"When I was a young boy it was ‘get in here you little shit’

I’ll give you a reet good leathering "

I’ll wipe that smile off your face in a minute

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"When I was a young boy it was ‘get in here you little shit’

I’ll give you a reet good leathering

I’ll wipe that smile off your face in a minute "

I’ll give ya something to cry about

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Stop your bubbling or I’ll give you something to bubble about!

The joys of the Glaswegian mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'll go t'foot of our stairs.

My dad, every time someone surprised him.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"When I was a young boy it was ‘get in here you little shit’

I’ll give you a reet good leathering

I’ll wipe that smile off your face in a minute

I’ll give ya something to cry about "

I’m going to phone the priest on you WTF does that even mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Daaaaaaaaaad, you're annoying."

"Dad"... my reply, "how much".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I'll go t'foot of our stairs.

My dad, every time someone surprised him. "

That is so cute!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just thought of another:

Me as a teen to our parents: ‘who’s your favourite kid’?

Mum and dad: ‘we don’t have favourites, we hate you all equally’.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"When I was a young boy it was ‘get in here you little shit’

I’ll give you a reet good leathering

I’ll wipe that smile off your face in a minute

I’ll give ya something to cry about

I’m going to phone the priest on you WTF does that even mean? "

No idea . Never got that one. I remember me and my brother always saying we were gonna phone Esther rantzen every time we got told off

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"When I was a young boy it was ‘get in here you little shit’

I’ll give you a reet good leathering

I’ll wipe that smile off your face in a minute

I’ll give ya something to cry about

I’m going to phone the priest on you WTF does that even mean?

No idea . Never got that one. I remember me and my brother always saying we were gonna phone Esther rantzen every time we got told off "

My dad never spoke to me, he just shouted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just thought of another:

Me as a teen to our parents: ‘who’s your favourite kid’?

Mum and dad: ‘we don’t have favourites, we hate you all equally’.

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I say to mine I don't like any of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was a young boy it was ‘get in here you little shit’

I’ll give you a reet good leathering

I’ll wipe that smile off your face in a minute

I’ll give ya something to cry about

I’m going to phone the priest on you WTF does that even mean?

No idea . Never got that one. I remember me and my brother always saying we were gonna phone Esther rantzen every time we got told off "

I say shall I phone childline for you?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"When I was a young boy it was ‘get in here you little shit’

I’ll give you a reet good leathering

I’ll wipe that smile off your face in a minute

I’ll give ya something to cry about

I’m going to phone the priest on you WTF does that even mean?

No idea . Never got that one. I remember me and my brother always saying we were gonna phone Esther rantzen every time we got told off

I say shall I phone childline for you? "

Haha yeah. I used to say I’m running away. Mine used to say give me a minute I’ll make you some butties and wrap them in a map

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turns the lights off

Turn the TV down

What's that noise?

The kids it's usually -

I'm hungry

What's for dinner?

S/he's looking at me/breathing near me/ annoying me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Daaaaaaaaaad, you're annoying."

"Dad"... my reply, "how much"."

My dad used to say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn big light on. Actually quite a few Peter Kay ‘isms’ in our house

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

A couple of my mothers favourites from when I still lived at home (so more than 40 years ago!)

‘Don’t stand there like cheese at fourpence, sit down and make yourself look less’ - still to this day I have no idea where the first part of that saying comes from.

‘He’s dead him!’ - whenever watching old tv shows and someone came on that had passed away.

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By *oah VailMan
over a year ago

Dover


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‘Don’t stand there like cheese at fourpence, sit down and make yourself look less’ - still to this day I have no idea where the first part of that saying comes from."

“Cheese at four pence” would have been 4d/lb, so very expensive, and likely nobody would have bought it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Daaaaaaaaaad, you're annoying."

"Dad"... my reply, "how much".

My dad used to say that "

Which one... You're annoying is my bet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A couple of my mothers favourites from when I still lived at home (so more than 40 years ago!)

‘Don’t stand there like cheese at fourpence, sit down and make yourself look less’ - still to this day I have no idea where the first part of that saying comes from.

‘He’s dead him!’ - whenever watching old tv shows and someone came on that had passed away."

My grandma used to say sit down you're making the place look untidy

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