FabSwingers.com forum: Open bar

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haven't had a good knees up for a while now!!!

So the FAB bar is open!! First round is on Luke!!! Although he doesn't know it yet!!

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Can I have a Sailor Jerry's?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a Sailor Jerry's?"

Sorry, new behind the bar! What is a sailors jerry?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Disarano and wkd red please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am just a simple person - please may I have a dry martini and lemonade, ice n a slice - dont care about the shaken or stirred bit lol

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Can I have a Sailor Jerry's?

Sorry, new behind the bar! What is a sailors jerry?

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methinks its a whisky or bourbon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oo vodka tonic for me with a slice plzzZzzzzzzz

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

sex on the beach and jager bomb please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass of your finest pinot please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top up of my glass with a single malt please, with a dash of water. Thank you!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive already got brandy in my coffee to try and help me sleep tonight but i will bring nibbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a Sailor Jerry's?

Sorry, new behind the bar! What is a sailors jerry?

methinks its a whisky or bourbon"

It's rum Yuck lol I'll have a sex on the beach please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive already got brandy in my coffee to try and help me sleep tonight but i will bring nibbles"

Lush !!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shots anyone??

Champagne is chilling!

Think someone should put some sounds on!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shots anyone??

Champagne is chilling!

Think someone should put some sounds on!!

Yeah baby!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Ive already got brandy in my coffee to try and help me sleep tonight but i will bring nibbles"

Oh god CIS I've only had a bacon marble this evening and am fecking starving!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No wheelie bin races tonight mind ladies!! I need my sensible head on for tomorrow!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Can I have a Sailor Jerry's?

Sorry, new behind the bar! What is a sailors jerry?

methinks its a whisky or bourbon

It's rum Yuck lol I'll have a sex on the beach please xx

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oh of course should have known from the name,anyways can i have a large jack daniels please one ice cube

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Pernod and soda water please and lots of ice.

ta x

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

A Woods 100 and an Aspalls please...

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"No wheelie bin races tonight mind ladies!! I need my sensible head on for tomorrow!

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ha thats what you said last time

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Anyone got 50p for the pool table? Stick pockets and winner stays on.

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"Can I have a Sailor Jerry's?

Sorry, new behind the bar! What is a sailors jerry?

methinks its a whisky or bourbon

It's rum Yuck lol I'll have a sex on the beach please xx

oh of course should have known from the name,anyways can i have a large jack daniels please one ice cube"

You sound like my kinda girl... this one's on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red bull please!

Not thirsty - but so need an energy boost!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

white wine spritzer please

no ice

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Red bull please!

Not thirsty - but so need an energy boost!!!

Mention an open bar and look who rocks up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Red bull please!

Not thirsty - but so need an energy boost!!!

Mention an open bar and look who rocks up

The riff raff? Do you think we need a bouncer?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Red bull please!

Not thirsty - but so need an energy boost!!!

Mention an open bar and look who rocks up

The riff raff? Do you think we need a bouncer? "

yep, deffo....a few of this lot have been know to dance around naked you know....can't gave that in a respectable establishment like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red bull please!

Not thirsty - but so need an energy boost!!!

Mention an open bar and look who rocks up

The riff raff? Do you think we need a bouncer? "

At your service, I'm lethal with my legs

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By *indylou47Woman
over a year ago

BOLTON

I'd like a sloe comfortable screw please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think we should have a drinking game!!!

What do you reckon??

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"I'd like a sloe comfortable screw please

I'm on my way. Do you want a drink whilst you're waiting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red bull please!

Not thirsty - but so need an energy boost!!!

Mention an open bar and look who rocks up

The riff raff? Do you think we need a bouncer? "

I know someone who'd be perfect!

She's got a couple of serious bouncers!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I think we should have a drinking game!!!

What do you reckon?? "

I have never!!!

Judging by the rabble in here they'd be fucked after the third round

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Red bull please!

Not thirsty - but so need an energy boost!!!

Mention an open bar and look who rocks up

The riff raff? Do you think we need a bouncer?

I know someone who'd be perfect!

She's got a couple of serious bouncers!!!

Prefer my bouncers to be tall dark and manly !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lime and soda please. With an ibuprofen chaser.

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By *indylou47Woman
over a year ago

BOLTON

"I think we should have a drinking game!!!

What do you reckon??

I have never!!!

Judging by the rabble in here they'd be fucked after the third round

I'm up for being fucked after the first round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red bull please!

Not thirsty - but so need an energy boost!!!

Mention an open bar and look who rocks up

The riff raff? Do you think we need a bouncer?

I know someone who'd be perfect!

She's got a couple of serious bouncers!!!

Are you being rude again? You always lower the tone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it waitress service or do i have to go to the bar to get my own drink??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we should have a drinking game!!!

What do you reckon??

I have never!!!

Judging by the rabble in here they'd be fucked after the third round

I'm up for being fucked after the first round

I'm not drinking and I'd seriously consider it, depending on the person asking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"is it waitress service or do i have to go to the bar to get my own drink?? "

You have to que up to get your drink at the bar cute!! How posh do you think this gaff is ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it waitress service or do i have to go to the bar to get my own drink??

You have to que up to get your drink at the bar cute!! How posh do you think this gaff is ? "

oh i love slumming it down at bar fabs

hahaha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drink often but just got in from work and could murder a brandy and ginger please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it waitress service or do i have to go to the bar to get my own drink??

You have to que up to get your drink at the bar cute!! How posh do you think this gaff is ? "

I'm sodding leaving then, I don't do self service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the first one is on Luke, can I now have a Jelly Bean please ...........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"is it waitress service or do i have to go to the bar to get my own drink??

You have to que up to get your drink at the bar cute!! How posh do you think this gaff is ?

I'm sodding leaving then, I don't do self service

Phew the riff raff are leaving!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it waitress service or do i have to go to the bar to get my own drink??

You have to que up to get your drink at the bar cute!! How posh do you think this gaff is ?

I'm sodding leaving then, I don't do self service

Phew the riff raff are leaving!

I will have you know young lady, there is nothing finer sat on your bar right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey ladies think we should audition gorgeous men to be waiters.. that just wear boxers, cuffs and the collar.. mmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"is it waitress service or do i have to go to the bar to get my own drink??

You have to que up to get your drink at the bar cute!! How posh do you think this gaff is ?

I'm sodding leaving then, I don't do self service

Phew the riff raff are leaving!

I will have you know young lady, there

is nothing finer sat on your bar right now

Yeah yeah bring it on!! Will soon have you over my knee !

Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it waitress service or do i have to go to the bar to get my own drink??

You have to que up to get your drink at the bar cute!! How posh do you think this gaff is ?

I'm sodding leaving then, I don't do self service

Phew the riff raff are leaving!

I will have you know young lady, there is nothing finer sat on your bar right now

shove over , now there's double!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hey ladies think we should audition gorgeous men to be waiters.. that just wear boxers, cuffs and the collar.. mmmmmmmmm"

I'm leaving before I end up naked again!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Can I have a Sailor Jerry's?

Sorry, new behind the bar! What is a sailors jerry?

methinks its a whisky or bourbon

It's rum Yuck lol I'll have a sex on the beach please xx

oh of course should have known from the name,anyways can i have a large jack daniels please one ice cube

You sound like my kinda girl... this one's on me.

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oh i say,thank you very much mines a double then in that case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hey ladies think we should audition gorgeous men to be waiters.. that just wear boxers, cuffs and the collar.. mmmmmmmmm

I'm leaving before I end up naked again!

You enjoyed it more than we did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hey ladies think we should audition gorgeous men to be waiters.. that just wear boxers, cuffs and the collar.. mmmmmmmmm

I'm leaving before I end up naked again!

Oh go on!

Nothing on the tv after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I don't mind being a naked waiter! What do you think girls?

Luke

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

where did everyone go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive seen Obi naked.. think we should pick Luke

Kind enough to buy us the first round AND he wants to serve us.. what a gent

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"where did everyone go

Smoking shelter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive seen Obi naked.. think we should pick Luke

Kind enough to buy us the first round AND he wants to serve us.. what a gent

Always a gent cutensassy, it would be my pleasure to serve all you lovely ladies

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

oh flippin heck if you go to canada i dont know how to get in

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

I need a large one after ther night I've had!!

And did someone mention a drinking game......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok ladies, hope all your glasses are full, what drinking game would you like play? Be gentle with me now! Please

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Ok ladies, hope all your glasses are full, what drinking game would you like play? Be gentle with me now! Please"
ever thought of having a wheelie race,psst dont tell the wife she loves em

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

May I have a fizzy water please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I have a fizzy water please?"

You can have what ever you wish for

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"May I have a fizzy water please?

You can have what ever you wish for "

I wish for a Cosmopolitan but I'm on the wagon. I'll just sit in the corner and see what's what. Thank you for the water.

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By *awty nannaWoman
over a year ago

sheffield

A nice mojito please...

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

This is a very nice night in the forums... I have enjoyed it

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

so have i _iew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lagavulin please....

Nothing in it... Except perhaps more Lagavulin

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