FabSwingers.com forum: Feeling a bit meh tonight

By *ingerbeardman- OP Man
over a year ago

Sutton-in-Ashfield

Can anyone put a smile on my face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, I’ll tickle your feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just zoomed in on your face picture and gave you little kiss.

Hope that helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can’t you blindfold a Pokemon?

Because it’s going to Pikachu!

(Sorry I read your bio)

Hope it put a smile on your face

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

What's the difference between a condom and clogs?

You can hear a man coming in clogs

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Here’s a joke to hopefully raise a smile

What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on the same book for bloody years?

….Church

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By *ingerbeardman- OP Man
over a year ago

Sutton-in-Ashfield

You guys are all amazing, thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?

“I want you inside me”

Leaving all joking aside, if you ever want to talk my pms are always open dude, a problem shared is a problem on the mend ??

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By *ouplecu2015Couple
over a year ago

Reading

I'm in ask away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't guarantee to make you smile but I can tell you a joke;

What's brown and sticky??

A stick

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokemon!

I'll get me coat...

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By *ingerbeardman- OP Man
over a year ago

Sutton-in-Ashfield

They both made me smile! Thank you

And I'm loving your Pokémon themed name!

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Aww what a bunch of cuties!

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too!xx

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Where that's Photoshop guy when you need him?!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Soho

"...if you ever want to talk my pms are always open dude, a problem shared is a problem on the mend ??"

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Man hugs to you for this.

This is what makes Fab great.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

…..A man will actually search for a golf ball

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I can't guarantee to make you smile but I can tell you a joke;

What's brown and sticky??

A stick

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokemon!

I'll get me coat...

Why is the stick sticky what have you been up to

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By *idan31Man
over a year ago

ashby

Polar bear goes into a bar and says … “can I have a pint of ………………………………………………………………………………..lager please”

Barman says … so why the big paws

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Soho

"Me too!xx

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A vintage bottle of your favourite Gin coming your way, Sparky. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't guarantee to make you smile but I can tell you a joke;

What's brown and sticky??

A stick

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokemon!

I'll get me coat...

Why is the stick sticky what have you been up to

Shoved it up my poo pipe. You should try it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would a virtual hug help? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They both made me smile! Thank you

And I'm loving your Pokémon themed name!"

Thank you

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Soho

Why did the posh man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy operation?

He said: if I'm going to be impotent then I want to look impo'tant.

(I'll get my coat)

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I can't guarantee to make you smile but I can tell you a joke;

What's brown and sticky??

A stick

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokemon!

I'll get me coat...

Why is the stick sticky what have you been up to

Shoved it up my poo pipe. You should try it!

"
eeew but what's brown and sticky could also be after you've finished with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't guarantee to make you smile but I can tell you a joke;

What's brown and sticky??

A stick

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokemon!

I'll get me coat...

Why is the stick sticky what have you been up to

Shoved it up my poo pipe. You should try it!

eeew but what's brown and sticky could also be after you've finished with me

You won't fit up my poopchute though

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I can't guarantee to make you smile but I can tell you a joke;

What's brown and sticky??

A stick

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokemon!

I'll get me coat...

Why is the stick sticky what have you been up to

Shoved it up my poo pipe. You should try it!

eeew but what's brown and sticky could also be after you've finished with me

You won't fit up my poopchute though

I wasn't thinking about that typical always think about your needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't guarantee to make you smile but I can tell you a joke;

What's brown and sticky??

A stick

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokemon!

I'll get me coat...

Why is the stick sticky what have you been up to

Shoved it up my poo pipe. You should try it!

eeew but what's brown and sticky could also be after you've finished with me

You won't fit up my poopchute though

I wasn't thinking about that typical always think about your needs

I don't think I'm going to fit up your poopchute either!

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

Hope this makes you giggle x

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I can't guarantee to make you smile but I can tell you a joke;

What's brown and sticky??

A stick

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokemon!

I'll get me coat...

Why is the stick sticky what have you been up to

Shoved it up my poo pipe. You should try it!

eeew but what's brown and sticky could also be after you've finished with me

You won't fit up my poopchute though

I wasn't thinking about that typical always think about your needs

I don't think I'm going to fit up your poopchute either!"

But all looks good from over here

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