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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Fab Fairy has granted you all one wish to be used for anything you desire or would change in the land of Fab.

What would you choose as your wish to come true ?

Extra points for funny answers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nectar points.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mars bar party’s to be added to interests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For all the single blokes to be treated respectfully, instead of all being treated like we are all idiots with no morals etc.

Or a points system where you receive points for each new message responded to, points make prizes, prizes could be love honey discount vouchers of free fab supporter pass for a month etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mars bar party’s to be added to interests"

I never knew what it was until I read that thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Club fluffers so I can apply for the job off head fluffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Randomised matches based on your preferences.

Or…

Blind date set up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mars bar party’s to be added to interests

I never knew what it was until I read that thread "

That makes all of us

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By *lwaysonmymind!Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Annual fabswingers weekend at Butlins (or similar venue)

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

The ratio of females/couples to single men to be reversed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Private group chat for those who all bounce off each other (no pun intended) but don't want to take the conversation off fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Private group chat for those who all bounce off each other (no pun intended) but don't want to take the conversation off fab."

Although there's a couple up top I'd happily bounce off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Private group chat for those who all bounce off each other (no pun intended) but don't want to take the conversation off fab."

This is a brilliant idea

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I want an erect penis emoji

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Locations are a pain.

There's one up there & one down there, with me stuck in the bloomin middle

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Financial security for the rest of our lives.

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

GET RID OF THE TIME WASTES AND WANNA BEES

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/01/22 15:51:39]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/01/22 15:52:05]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabswingers loyalty card, been here over 10 years, surely that is worth at least a 'Fab if you're horny' sticker for my car bumper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GET RID OF THE TIME WASTES AND WANNA BEES "

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fabswingers loyalty card, been here over 10 years, surely that is worth at least a 'Fab if you're horny' sticker for my car bumper "

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Private group chat for those who all bounce off each other (no pun intended) but don't want to take the conversation off fab."

Oh, this!

Mrs TMN x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Blue underwear for every lady.

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport


"GET RID OF THE TIME WASTES AND WANNA BEES

This"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Fab Fairy has granted you all one wish to be used for anything you desire or would change in the land of Fab.

What would you choose as your wish to come true ?

Extra points for funny answers"

I'd wish that everone on FAB got their wishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be nice if more people realised that not all the men are idiots!!!! Us genuine men don't stand a chance.....

I do think specific searches for kinks could be added. Might stop alot of messages for the wrong thing going to the wrong people

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"[unwanted aspects of Fab Removed by poster at 11/01/22 15:52:05]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blue underwear for every lady. "

How did I guess that would be your wish

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Blue underwear for every lady.

How did I guess that would be your wish "

Do you have any?

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I would like everyone on Fab to be as attracted to me as I am to them.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

When someone sends a vile and nasty message, a red flag appears on their profile. After 3 flags the system sends a message to the profile and a siren plays really loudly each time it’s opened (the profile) with a loud voice shouting ‘Stranger Danger!!!’ repeatedly until an acknowledgment and apology status is raised and the recipient of each message issues a green flag if they accept the apology.

I may have let my imagination run away with me a little there. Soz

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"When someone sends a vile and nasty message, a red flag appears on their profile. After 3 flags the system sends a message to the profile and a siren plays really loudly each time it’s opened (the profile) with a loud voice shouting ‘Stranger Danger!!!’ repeatedly until an acknowledgment and apology status is raised and the recipient of each message issues a green flag if they accept the apology.

I may have let my imagination run away with me a little there. Soz "

A '3 strikes' rule is a great idea.

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport


"When someone sends a vile and nasty message, a red flag appears on their profile. After 3 flags the system sends a message to the profile and a siren plays really loudly each time it’s opened (the profile) with a loud voice shouting ‘Stranger Danger!!!’ repeatedly until an acknowledgment and apology status is raised and the recipient of each message issues a green flag if they accept the apology.

I may have let my imagination run away with me a little there. Soz "
good idea be a lot better to block the nasty people on here # mrs m

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I could change my actual age and height as easily as I van on fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When someone sends a vile and nasty message, a red flag appears on their profile. After 3 flags the system sends a message to the profile and a siren plays really loudly each time it’s opened (the profile) with a loud voice shouting ‘Stranger Danger!!!’ repeatedly until an acknowledgment and apology status is raised and the recipient of each message issues a green flag if they accept the apology.

I may have let my imagination run away with me a little there. Soz "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also that I could edit posts with typos instead of having to delete and repost or leave them up.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'd like it if messages from friends had a different colour banner or went into a different inbox folder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like it if messages from friends had a different colour banner or went into a different inbox folder. "

I'd like to have that many friends that it mattered... or messages.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i fab someone, they check my profile out

(Then hope i see ‘1 new message’)

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By *oah VailMan
over a year ago

Dover

A link to the first unread post in a thread on the forums….

…. Or for someone to point out where it is for me if there’s already one there and I’ve missed it like a doofus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An area to meet other single women n make friends

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By *ndebs47Couple
over a year ago

Bury

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By *ndebs47Couple
over a year ago

Bury


"Mars bar party’s to be added to interests"
ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like it to be less addictive - I can't get get thing done at work these days!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like man mode to be available

It would stop you sending dick pics by automatically deleting them from your message when you press send.

It would pop up a little message if kindness every so often… something like “don’t worry pal, you’ll get there eventually.. keep trying, your not that bad really”

Most importantly for man mode, when you log on and you actually have a message, instead of just a yellow box, you’d get a full on fanfare noise and the screen would flash in different colours to match the excitement of actually getting a bloody message!

Also, a free beer token should be given for every meet to make us guys try that but harder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d like man mode to be available

It would stop you sending dick pics by automatically deleting them from your message when you press send.

It would pop up a little message if kindness every so often… something like “don’t worry pal, you’ll get there eventually.. keep trying, your not that bad really”

Most importantly for man mode, when you log on and you actually have a message, instead of just a yellow box, you’d get a full on fanfare noise and the screen would flash in different colours to match the excitement of actually getting a bloody message!

Also, a free beer token should be given for every meet to make us guys try that but harder "

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