FabSwingers.com forum: Finish the joke

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Put the first line of a joke and see who finishes it, il go first.

I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes but…..

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By *orruptionandliesMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Put the first line of a joke and see who finishes it, il go first.

I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes but….."

Now you have heinzsight

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By *ozapperMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

... I've never been endowed with Heinz sight.

She was only the gravedigger's daughter but....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his scrabble letters on the road, I asked him……

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By *ategoodbyeMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"Put the first line of a joke and see who finishes it, il go first.

I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes but…..

Now you have heinzsight"

lol

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his scrabble letters on the road, I asked him……"
if that spelt disaster!!

A vicar a priest and a rabbit walk in the pub…

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his scrabble letters on the road, I asked him…… if that spelt disaster!!

A vicar a priest and a rabbit walk in the pub…"

And the barman said "Please use the bathroom if you are going to use sex toys in here. I don't want to have to bar you both again."

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his scrabble letters on the road, I asked him…… if that spelt disaster!!

A vicar a priest and a rabbit walk in the pub…

And the barman said "Please use the bathroom if you are going to use sex toys in here. I don't want to have to bar you both again.""

pmsl

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By *palgMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Viagra now also comes in eye drops...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... I've never been endowed with Heinz sight.

She was only the gravedigger's daughter but....

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she knew how a hole should be filled.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Viagra now also comes in eye drops..."

For when you want to look hard!!

Two parrots on a perch….

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Viagra now also comes in eye drops...

For when you want to look hard!!

Two parrots on a perch…."

One says to the other... Can you smell fish??

What's got twelve inches and speaks French.....

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home

When I was a child we would spend our summers rolling in tyres down hill...

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"When I was a child we would spend our summers rolling in tyres down hill..."

They were good years!!!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Viagra now also comes in eye drops...

For when you want to look hard!!

Two parrots on a perch….

One says to the other... Can you smell fish??

What's got twelve inches and speaks French..... "
Moi!!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Viagra now also comes in eye drops...

For when you want to look hard!!

Two parrots on a perch….

One says to the other... Can you smell fish??

What's got twelve inches and speaks French..... Moi!!

2 fish in a tank….

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Viagra now also comes in eye drops...

For when you want to look hard!!

Two parrots on a perch….

One says to the other... Can you smell fish??

What's got twelve inches and speaks French..... Moi!!

2 fish in a tank…."

One says to the other.... Do you know how to drive this thing???

I phoned the doctor and said I think I'm suffering from incontinence. He asked me where I was ringing from.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Viagra now also comes in eye drops...

For when you want to look hard!!

Two parrots on a perch….

One says to the other... Can you smell fish??

What's got twelve inches and speaks French..... Moi!!

2 fish in a tank….

One says to the other.... Do you know how to drive this thing???

I phoned the doctor and said I think I'm suffering from incontinence. He asked me where I was ringing from..... "

Looe in South-east Cornwall

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