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By *ob64 OP   Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Has any one played musical Mars bar

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I know I'm going to regret asking this but...

What does the game involve?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

What are the rules?

This isn’t a soggy biscuit inspired one is it?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Have played hide the mars bar Marianne faithfull style x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The suspense is killing me here

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The music stops and whoever is left holding it has to shove it up their bum….?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"The music stops and whoever is left holding it has to shove it up their bum….? "

Maybe it's shoved up someone's bum & everyone has to take a bite until it's gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The music stops and whoever is left holding it has to shove it up their bum….? "

A surprisingly simple set of rules

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By *ob64 OP   Man
over a year ago

Colchester

It involves 1 woman a group of blokes 1 large Mars bar taken from the fridge which it become hard the woman laying on her back on a table waste hight nude all men nude the Mars bar is put in her pussy half in half out the men stand in a circle around the table music is played the men walk around d the table when the music stopes the man opposite her fanny takes a small bite of the marsbar and this continues until they suck lick try to get the remaining Mars bar out of her pussy this make cum lots so pussy juices and melted Mars bar maks a right mess when there is Mars bar left whilst still playing the game the music stops the man opposite fuckes her the music starts and around they go again until everyone has cum up her it's very messy but great fun.

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By *ugehandsMan
over a year ago

Fife/ Newcastle

If you swap the Mars bar for a snickers would that make a man Bi since it has nuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can honestly say I have not played this game

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

[Removed by poster at 11/01/22 14:10:00]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it have to be a Mars Bar?

Asking for a friend

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"It involves 1 woman a group of blokes 1 large Mars bar taken from the fridge which it become hard the woman laying on her back on a table waste hight nude all men nude the Mars bar is put in her pussy half in half out the men stand in a circle around the table music is played the men walk around d the table when the music stopes the man opposite her fanny takes a small bite of the marsbar and this continues until they suck lick try to get the remaining Mars bar out of her pussy this make cum lots so pussy juices and melted Mars bar maks a right mess when there is Mars bar left whilst still playing the game the music stops the man opposite fuckes her the music starts and around they go again until everyone has cum up her it's very messy but great fun.

"

Ah ha!

I was very, VERY tenuously on the correct lines then

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By *ob64 OP   Man
over a year ago

Colchester

I am 65 I played this game when I was much younger have not found a women yet who wants to play the game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there an option where I can just have the mars bar?

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By *ob64 OP   Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Yes more messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i have a Wispa instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i have a Wispa instead? "

*whispers

It involves 1 woman a group of blokes 1 large Mars bar taken from the fridge which it become hard the woman laying on her back on a table waste hight nude all men nude the Mars bar is put in her pussy half in half out the men stand in a circle around the table music is played the men walk around d the table when the music stopes the man opposite her fanny takes a small bite of the marsbar and this continues until they suck lick try to get the remaining Mars bar out of her pussy this make cum lots so pussy juices and melted Mars bar maks a right mess when there is Mars bar left whilst still playing the game the music stops the man opposite fuckes her the music starts and around they go again until everyone has cum up her it's very messy but great fun.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Not b sharing my mars bar! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i have a Wispa instead?

*whispers

It involves 1 woman a group of blokes 1 large Mars bar taken from the fridge which it become hard the woman laying on her back on a table waste hight nude all men nude the Mars bar is put in her pussy half in half out the men stand in a circle around the table music is played the men walk around d the table when the music stopes the man opposite her fanny takes a small bite of the marsbar and this continues until they suck lick try to get the remaining Mars bar out of her pussy this make cum lots so pussy juices and melted Mars bar maks a right mess when there is Mars bar left whilst still playing the game the music stops the man opposite fuckes her the music starts and around they go again until everyone has cum up her it's very messy but great fun."

Wispa....not whisper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i have a Wispa instead?

*whispers

It involves 1 woman a group of blokes 1 large Mars bar taken from the fridge which it become hard the woman laying on her back on a table waste hight nude all men nude the Mars bar is put in her pussy half in half out the men stand in a circle around the table music is played the men walk around d the table when the music stopes the man opposite her fanny takes a small bite of the marsbar and this continues until they suck lick try to get the remaining Mars bar out of her pussy this make cum lots so pussy juices and melted Mars bar maks a right mess when there is Mars bar left whilst still playing the game the music stops the man opposite fuckes her the music starts and around they go again until everyone has cum up her it's very messy but great fun.

Wispa....not whisper "

I thought it was a typo

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

What did that poor mars bar ever do to you?

Given the size of mars bars nowadays this would be a short game

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m more of a savoury type of dude myself.

I want to play this with a burger.

…Actually, I don’t want to share it though….and I don’t like having sex whilst gormandising my beloved burgers.

Perhaps these sort of games aren’t for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can honestly say I have not played this game "

You are such a liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m more of a savoury type of dude myself.

I want to play this with a burger.

…Actually, I don’t want to share it though….and I don’t like having sex whilst gormandising my beloved burgers.

Perhaps these sort of games aren’t for me "

A sausage roll would work better than a burger.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"I’m more of a savoury type of dude myself.

I want to play this with a burger.

…Actually, I don’t want to share it though….and I don’t like having sex whilst gormandising my beloved burgers.

Perhaps these sort of games aren’t for me

A sausage roll would work better than a burger. "

But then you need to add ketchup into the mix

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By *ob64 OP   Man
over a year ago

Colchester

It's even more of a mess if her pussy is not shaven lots of hair to mix with the melted chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's even more of a mess if her pussy is not shaven lots of hair to mix with the melted chocolate "

That's a step too far for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can honestly say I have not played this game

You are such a liar"

In 2022

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's even more of a mess if her pussy is not shaven lots of hair to mix with the melted chocolate "

Delightful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's even more of a mess if her pussy is not shaven lots of hair to mix with the melted chocolate "

A couple of curly wurlys in your mouth

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"It involves 1 woman a group of blokes 1 large Mars bar taken from the fridge which it become hard the woman laying on her back on a table waste hight nude all men nude the Mars bar is put in her pussy half in half out the men stand in a circle around the table music is played the men walk around d the table when the music stopes the man opposite her fanny takes a small bite of the marsbar and this continues until they suck lick try to get the remaining Mars bar out of her pussy this make cum lots so pussy juices and melted Mars bar maks a right mess when there is Mars bar left whilst still playing the game the music stops the man opposite fuckes her the music starts and around they go again until everyone has cum up her it's very messy but great fun.

"

Sounds horrible

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By *ob64 OP   Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Then there was a time I fucked a women with a bunch of bananas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then there was a time I fucked a women with a bunch of bananas "

How many bananas exactly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marianne Faithful invented it

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

The times I’ve had any type of chocolate inserted inside me, the fall out seemed to last a few days and ruined a few pairs of knickers. I’d rather eat it than wear it now.

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By *ob64 OP   Man
over a year ago

Colchester

About 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then there was a time I fucked a women with a bunch of bananas "

Like an actual bunch of bananas or mental people

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By *ob64 OP   Man
over a year ago

Colchester

The fruit you eat got to out back on later then I will tell you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then there was a time I fucked a women with a bunch of bananas "

A whole bunch? Where were they from? Aldi? Lidl or posh ones from Marks and Sparks

Being a classy girl I would only insist on Waitrose bananas up my chuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fruit you eat got to out back on later then I will tell you all "

Sweet, speak shortly

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Can i have a Wispa instead?

*whispers

It involves 1 woman a group of blokes 1 large Mars bar taken from the fridge which it become hard the woman laying on her back on a table waste hight nude all men nude the Mars bar is put in her pussy half in half out the men stand in a circle around the table music is played the men walk around d the table when the music stopes the man opposite her fanny takes a small bite of the marsbar and this continues until they suck lick try to get the remaining Mars bar out of her pussy this make cum lots so pussy juices and melted Mars bar maks a right mess when there is Mars bar left whilst still playing the game the music stops the man opposite fuckes her the music starts and around they go again until everyone has cum up her it's very messy but great fun."

This made me laugh!

Don't fancy the game, though. I prefer a Mars bar in my face. *not a euphemism*

Mrs TMN x

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

This is taking the whole men are from Mars theory to a different level.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m more of a savoury type of dude myself.

I want to play this with a burger.

…Actually, I don’t want to share it though….and I don’t like having sex whilst gormandising my beloved burgers.

Perhaps these sort of games aren’t for me "

Scotch egg or pork pie

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Then there was a time I fucked a women with a bunch of bananas

Like an actual bunch of bananas or mental people "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It involves 1 woman a group of blokes 1 large Mars bar taken from the fridge which it become hard the woman laying on her back on a table waste hight nude all men nude the Mars bar is put in her pussy half in half out the men stand in a circle around the table music is played the men walk around d the table when the music stopes the man opposite her fanny takes a small bite of the marsbar and this continues until they suck lick try to get the remaining Mars bar out of her pussy this make cum lots so pussy juices and melted Mars bar maks a right mess when there is Mars bar left whilst still playing the game the music stops the man opposite fuckes her the music starts and around they go again until everyone has cum up her it's very messy but great fun.

"

This sounds like a great recipe for a yeast infection

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I'm slowly losing my appetite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you used a bounty you would have more chance of winning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you used a bounty you would have more chance of winning"

The coconut gets stuck in your teeth though

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"If you used a bounty you would have more chance of winning"

There would be a mutiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you used a bounty you would have more chance of winning"

Dark chocolate or milk chocolate bounty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would a Jammy Dodger work? Or a Custard Cream? I mean why stop at Chocolate bars, let's get the freak on

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Would a Jammy Dodger work? Or a Custard Cream? I mean why stop at Chocolate bars, let's get the freak on "

Hang on, careful where you put my Custard Creams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you used a bounty you would have more chance of winning

Dark chocolate or milk chocolate bounty?

"

Depends on whether im being good or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you swap the Mars bar for a snickers would that make a man Bi since it has nuts? "

Pmsl

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Well thats my wanking material sorted for tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would a Jammy Dodger work? Or a Custard Cream? I mean why stop at Chocolate bars, let's get the freak on

Hang on, careful where you put my Custard Creams "

Fun Sponge

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Would a Jammy Dodger work? Or a Custard Cream? I mean why stop at Chocolate bars, let's get the freak on

Hang on, careful where you put my Custard Creams

Fun Sponge "

Have a Jaffa cake. Actually, I have shortbread fingers. They are quite resilient to moisture.

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By *ategoodbyeMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

When I was very young, I lost a marshmallow inside Charlotte. Fortunately it came out naturally later, but at the time I got quite scared because it just wouldn’t come out.

In retrospect I was probably actually tugging on her cervix.

We never had much luck introducing good into love making…

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