FabSwingers.com forum: I feel so dirty

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ive just made a pot noodle for dinner and I put salt in it. I know the are full Of shit but they don’t taste as good as they used to before they reduced the salt and stuff.

Has anyone else done anything shameful so far today?

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

You filthy bastard haha

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I licked chocolate of my chest

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I fancy a pot noodle now!

I often take the contents and slap it in a sandwich.

That’s pretty dirty so I’m told (but try it yourselves everyone - it’s food of the Gods!)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Could have been worse...cheese...or butter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fancy a pot noodle now!

I often take the contents and slap it in a sandwich.

That’s pretty dirty so I’m told (but try it yourselves everyone - it’s food of the Gods!)

Oooooh you rockstar!!! I’ve been known to do this. Also you can dump it all on a jacket spud. I’m yet to try that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I licked chocolate of my chest

I’m yet to try that too

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By *omerset1976Man
over a year ago

Burnham

Wow!!!!!

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I licked chocolate of my chest

Long tongue or mobile chest?

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"I licked chocolate of my chest

That must av bin 1 big chocolate bar ....need any help x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I fancy a pot noodle now!

I often take the contents and slap it in a sandwich.

That’s pretty dirty so I’m told (but try it yourselves everyone - it’s food of the Gods!)

Omg and I got grief over a pasty sandwich!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had an orgasm yet. That's pretty shameful isn't it?

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"I fancy a pot noodle now!

I often take the contents and slap it in a sandwich.

That’s pretty dirty so I’m told (but try it yourselves everyone - it’s food of the Gods!)

I’ll confess that I also love this level of filth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a pot noodle now!

I often take the contents and slap it in a sandwich.

That’s pretty dirty so I’m told (but try it yourselves everyone - it’s food of the Gods!)

Oooooh you rockstar!!! I’ve been known to do this. Also you can dump it all on a jacket spud. I’m yet to try that "

Uncle bens microwave rice in a sandwich is also good.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I licked chocolate of my chest

That must av bin 1 big chocolate bar ....need any help x "

If your offering

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fancy a pot noodle now!

I often take the contents and slap it in a sandwich.

That’s pretty dirty so I’m told (but try it yourselves everyone - it’s food of the Gods!)

I’ll confess that I also love this level of filth! "

You just keep on getting more worshipable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just made a pot noodle for dinner and I put salt in it. I know the are full Of shit but they don’t taste as good as they used to before they reduced the salt and stuff.

Has anyone else done anything shameful so far today?

REPENT

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Ate a whole dairy milk bar to my self! Big one! X

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not had a pot noodle in years! I got chippy chips today and a pot of curry sauce to dunk

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By *urious_couple_ukCouple
over a year ago

South Cambs

"Ive just made a pot noodle for dinner and I put salt in it. I know the are full Of shit but they don’t taste as good as they used to before they reduced the salt and stuff.

Has anyone else done anything shameful so far today?

You know I would like to think I take things in my stride and am pretty filthy myself but this truly shocked me. Going to go away and have a think about this!

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Packet of ready salted crisps and sprinkled some malt vinegar into the packet......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pot noddle sandwich for me.

Ooo....sooo good ????.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get some toast dipped in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to drink the last bit and I'll have it sit on my face until the very last speck of a pea is in my mouth.

Don't so it to the Bombay one. Stings your eyes.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ive just made a pot noodle for dinner and I put salt in it. I know the are full Of shit but they don’t taste as good as they used to before they reduced the salt and stuff.

Has anyone else done anything shameful so far today?

No because I'm an angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I licked chocolate of my chest

Done that before but not off my own chest

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By *ob64Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Have you tried musical Mars bar

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By *ob64Man
over a year ago

Colchester

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By *mwirralMan
over a year ago

wirral

"I fancy a pot noodle now!

I often take the contents and slap it in a sandwich.

That’s pretty dirty so I’m told (but try it yourselves everyone - it’s food of the Gods!)

Love a pot noodle sandwich ??

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By *mwirralMan
over a year ago

wirral

I rimmed and tongued fucked the gf this morning, is that considered dirty?

It was naughty but nice I guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I rimmed and tongued fucked the gf this morning, is that considered dirty?

It was naughty but nice I guess"

Wow! What flavour was yours?!

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By *orruptionandliesMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Ive just made a pot noodle for dinner and I put salt in it. I know the are full Of shit but they don’t taste as good as they used to before they reduced the salt and stuff.

Has anyone else done anything shameful so far today?

Try a super noodle sarnie, Warburtons thick slice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive just made a pot noodle for dinner and I put salt in it. I know the are full Of shit but they don’t taste as good as they used to before they reduced the salt and stuff.

Has anyone else done anything shameful so far today?

Try a super noodle sarnie, Warburtons thick slice"

I can’t do super noodles. I dunno why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sat next to an open tub of Cadbury hero's. There are now 10 empty wrappers there too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I licked chocolate of my chest

It’s true.. I was the chocolate

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Had home made minestrone soup because I currently occupy more space than i should… but then had several ( I wasn’t counting) squares of cream fudge …. Does this make me a filthy bastard with no redeeming qualities? Voting lines are open…. Calls cost £35 to whatever number and I get most of that - remember… the more times you vote… the more money I get!!

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By *ategoodbyeMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

The Itsu pot noodles are really good, but pricey.

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By *rop_dead_desirablesCouple
over a year ago

Mid Sussex

"I haven't had an orgasm yet. That's pretty shameful isn't it?

PW "

This is awful. Rectify this immediately!

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By *ategoodbyeMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Pot noodles? Pah! I just ate a whole block of white chocolate, and feel totally shit.

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

"I fancy a pot noodle now!

I often take the contents and slap it in a sandwich.

That’s pretty dirty so I’m told (but try it yourselves everyone - it’s food of the Gods!)

Pot noodle sandwich is indeed food of the gods along with crisp sandwiches and fish finger sandwiches!! Mmm x x

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I had a lovely Greggs sausage and bacon roll this morning

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