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"Or tried to take that last malteaser in the celebrations "Just let go!!!!! | |||
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"If you think that women are the weaker sex then consider this.... They bleed for a week without dying. You try that and see how you fare and if you're still alive then you're doing well "Some uterus owners can bleed for a whole month, every month without dying too | |||
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"If you think that women are the weaker sex then consider this.... They bleed for a week without dying. You try that and see how you fare and if you're still alive then you're doing well
Some uterus owners can bleed for a whole month, every month without dying too "So basically they're the tardigrades of the human world......damn! | |||
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"If you think that women are the weaker sex then consider this.... They bleed for a week without dying. You try that and see how you fare and if you're still alive then you're doing well "Bit don’t they make a huge fucking fuss about it. A little tummy ache once a month? Man up!!! | |||
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"If you think that women are the weaker sex then consider this.... They bleed for a week without dying. You try that and see how you fare and if you're still alive then you're doing well
Bit don’t they make a huge fucking fuss about it. A little tummy ache once a month? Man up!!!"I’ll get the popcorn | |||
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"Haha, plus my genitals can take a pounding "Handy to know 
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"Haha, plus my genitals can take a pounding
Handy to know
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"Two single quilts in a double/king or even 'sea of bed' is the way to go "We have a king size duvet on a double bed. Had enough of the duvet stealing | |||
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"If you think that women are the weaker sex then consider this.... They bleed for a week without dying. You try that and see how you fare and if you're still alive then you're doing well
Bit don’t they make a huge fucking fuss about it. A little tummy ache once a month? Man up!!!
I’ll get the popcorn"Think I got away with it! | |||
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"If you think that women are the weaker sex then consider this.... They bleed for a week without dying. You try that and see how you fare and if you're still alive then you're doing well
Bit don’t they make a huge fucking fuss about it. A little tummy ache once a month? Man up!!!
I’ll get the popcorn
Think I got away with it! "Just you wait, it'll come back around one day. | |||
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"If you think that women are the weaker sex then consider this.... They bleed for a week without dying. You try that and see how you fare and if you're still alive then you're doing well
Bit don’t they make a huge fucking fuss about it. A little tummy ache once a month? Man up!!!
I’ll get the popcorn
Think I got away with it! "Don’t be daft. It’s been filed away and marked with “future use”. It’ll be pulled out when you least expect it | |||
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"If you think that women are the weaker sex then consider this.... They bleed for a week without dying. You try that and see how you fare and if you're still alive then you're doing well
Bit don’t they make a huge fucking fuss about it. A little tummy ache once a month? Man up!!!
I’ll get the popcorn
Think I got away with it!
Don’t be daft. It’s been filed away and marked with “future use”. It’ll be pulled out when you least expect it "You mean like when she enters the bedroom sporting a huge strapon and says "Hi darling, remember you begged me last month to allow you to have anal? Well it's your lucky night." | |||
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 Amen OP.
In my experience, ladies guard their quilts in a manner not entirely dissimilar to Gollum guarding his beloved ring…  | |||
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"Two single quilts in a double/king or even 'sea of bed' is the way to go
We have a king size duvet on a double bed. Had enough of the duvet stealing "I don't steal duvets of course. Being a woman of a certain age I'm more likely to be throwing if off because I'm too hot  | |||
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"Women are better drivers  "Recycling Xmas cracker jokes this early | |||
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"Women are better drivers
Recycling Xmas cracker jokes this early " no. Just facts lol | |||
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"Women are better drivers
Recycling Xmas cracker jokes this early no. Just facts lol"Better than a blindfolded duck? Possibly if it's 3am on a dark November morning | |||
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"Two single quilts in a double/king or even 'sea of bed' is the way to go
We have a king size duvet on a double bed. Had enough of the duvet stealing
I don't steal duvets of course. Being a woman of a certain age I'm more likely to be throwing if off because I'm too hot "Oh you're one of those lol. M does that then I wake up in a puddle of sweat | |||
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"Women are better drivers
Recycling Xmas cracker jokes this early no. Just facts lol
Better than a blindfolded duck? Possibly if it's 3am on a dark November morning "haha we could do this all night.. just admit, WE are the better drivers | |||
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"Women are better drivers
Recycling Xmas cracker jokes this early no. Just facts lol
Better than a blindfolded duck? Possibly if it's 3am on a dark November morning haha we could do this all night.. just admit, WE are the better drivers "What do I get if I agree? | |||
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"Two single quilts in a double/king or even 'sea of bed' is the way to go
We have a king size duvet on a double bed. Had enough of the duvet stealing
I don't steal duvets of course. Being a woman of a certain age I'm more likely to be throwing if off because I'm too hot
Oh you're one of those lol. M does that then I wake up in a puddle of sweat "Hey, I have a fan on too - no sweating this side | |||
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"Women are better drivers
Recycling Xmas cracker jokes this early no. Just facts lol
Better than a blindfolded duck? Possibly if it's 3am on a dark November morning haha we could do this all night.. just admit, WE are the better drivers
What do I get if I agree? "some driving lessons | |||
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"Women are better drivers
Recycling Xmas cracker jokes this early no. Just facts lol
Better than a blindfolded duck? Possibly if it's 3am on a dark November morning haha we could do this all night.. just admit, WE are the better drivers "We definitely are! I trust my driving more than my husbands | |||
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"Women are better drivers
Recycling Xmas cracker jokes this early no. Just facts lol
Better than a blindfolded duck? Possibly if it's 3am on a dark November morning haha we could do this all night.. just admit, WE are the better drivers
We definitely are! I trust my driving more than my husbands "I rest my case.. | |||
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"Women are better drivers
Recycling Xmas cracker jokes this early no. Just facts lol
Better than a blindfolded duck? Possibly if it's 3am on a dark November morning haha we could do this all night.. just admit, WE are the better drivers
We definitely are! I trust my driving more than my husbands I rest my case.. "And he drove everyone around whilst in Afghan. You'd have thought that taught him to pay attention but it clearly didn't. | |||
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"Haha, plus my genitals can take a pounding
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Do your genitals like a good pounding too Mr, just for research purposes only "That depends a lot on what you're pounding them with. I've heard stories about you so won't commit to any answers until you're more specific
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"Haha, plus my genitals can take a pounding
Handy to know
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Do your genitals like a good pounding too Mr, just for research purposes only
That depends a lot on what you're pounding them with. I've heard stories about you so won't commit to any answers until you're more specific
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... poor Mr NBVN.
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"Two single quilts in a double/king or even 'sea of bed' is the way to go "That’s pretty standard on the ‘continent’ as is having two separate mattresses in a frame. | |||
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"It's not the square inch of quilt you need to worry about with me because I am a lady of a certain age with a volcano internal heating system. It's the square inch of bed you need to worry about, apparently I sleep like a starfish in a diagonal direction. Now there's plenty of bed left providing you can contort yourself or cut yourself into triangles ... poor Mr NBVN.
NBVN x"I see. I also like to spread out ‘Starfish’ fashion. What a pity as I had you down as a 2022 conquest. Oh well. | |||
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"If you think that women are the weaker sex then consider this.... They bleed for a week without dying. You try that and see how you fare and if you're still alive then you're doing well
Bit don’t they make a huge fucking fuss about it. A little tummy ache once a month? Man up!!!
I’ll get the popcorn"People have periods. Get an extra large bag! | |||
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"If you think that women are the weaker sex then consider this.... They bleed for a week without dying. You try that and see how you fare and if you're still alive then you're doing well "But that is also the reason a lot of women can develop iron deficiencies | |||
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"If you think that women are the weaker sex then consider this.... They bleed for a week without dying. You try that and see how you fare and if you're still alive then you're doing well
But that is also the reason a lot of women can develop iron deficiencies "It's not like we choose to have a period. | |||
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"If you think that women are the weaker sex then consider this.... They bleed for a week without dying. You try that and see how you fare and if you're still alive then you're doing well
But that is also the reason a lot of women can develop iron deficiencies
It's not like we choose to have a period. "Never said you did haha. Just pointing out that periods actually hurt your bodies | |||
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