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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

double glazing and all there is to know.

Qualification: I watched some blokes do my windows a few months ago.

Which University qualification have you gained recently? Which Uni was it......

Either you or a 'friend'

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I am a running expert too.

Qualification: Listened to an i pod while increasing my step rate for some WEEKS this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accounting

Qualification…I saved myself ten quid last night by not having takeaway for tea.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I’m an expert at running up walls and doing a sideways somersault in slow motion whilst avoiding bullets…

…as I watched Matrix 4 the other day

K

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Dry stone walling. Erm, could someone help me down now, please?!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"double glazing and all there is to know.

Qualification: I watched some blokes do my windows a few months ago.

Which University qualification have you gained recently? Which Uni was it......

Either you or a 'friend' "

Do you know how to toe and heel?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

I could be a yoga instructor after reading a yoga pose guide in my Dr’s waiting room.

Once I’ve unknotted my legs.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"double glazing and all there is to know.

Qualification: I watched some blokes do my windows a few months ago.

Which University qualification have you gained recently? Which Uni was it......

Either you or a 'friend' "

A friend of mine has just completed a ‘how to make a woman squirt’ course. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"double glazing and all there is to know.

Qualification: I watched some blokes do my windows a few months ago.

Which University qualification have you gained recently? Which Uni was it......

Either you or a 'friend'

A friend of mine has just completed a ‘how to make a woman squirt’ course. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back"

*Brandishes voucher* I want my money back, not a discount voucher for "future finger fucking"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yoga and stretching

Also, how to reject flats and find 1000 reasons why something isn’t quite right

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"double glazing and all there is to know.

Qualification: I watched some blokes do my windows a few months ago.

Which University qualification have you gained recently? Which Uni was it......

Either you or a 'friend'

A friend of mine has just completed a ‘how to make a woman squirt’ course. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back

*Brandishes voucher* I want my money back, not a discount voucher for "future finger fucking" "

Oh, and you were his best client. Just cancel the direct debit that you had set up for regular sessions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Performing arts.

I watched my daughter melt into the floor when I told her it was bedtime.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"double glazing and all there is to know.

Qualification: I watched some blokes do my windows a few months ago.

Which University qualification have you gained recently? Which Uni was it......

Either you or a 'friend'

Do you know how to toe and heel?"

No, but I can heel ‘n’ toe, as I flick down through my 5sp/ sc/cr d/box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am now an expert roofer, guy only took few minutes to replace the tiles so can't be that hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a whizz with car maintenence

I put more screen wash in my car and checked the oil

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Sports massage

My sciatica is better today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Director of Football for Man United. I correctly predicted their new manager

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I can tell if people are dicks or not.

So far its not looking good for the “nots”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a nurse now. I had some bloods done the other week and the nurse who did it explained something or other and now I am basically qualified. TBH I have applied for a position as her boss and fully expect to get the job.

PS As I managed to delete my misspelled post and then add this one, not only am I a newly qualified web designer but also an editor. Things are looking up.

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