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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just had a last minute request to be fully shaven for tonight, with little time to get ready and being the manly man I am I grabbed my trusty safety razor and popped in a new blade. I hope the bleeding stops soon.

No feel free to pitty or mock me as you see fit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had a last minute request to be fully shaven for tonight, with little time to get ready and being the manly man I am I grabbed my trusty safety razor and popped in a new blade. I hope the bleeding stops soon.

No feel free to pitty or mock me as you see fit.

Stop beating and slap on some rubbing alcohol…..It doesn’t sting ,,,,, honest!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll just get the old spice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superglue. Designed originally to close wounds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Superglue. Designed originally to close wounds."

What if we get stuck together? It'll be a difficult cab ride to A&E.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No feel free to pitty or mock me as you see fit.

Hahahahaha. Don't worry, she/he might not like the suprise gash!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Superglue. Designed originally to close wounds.

What if we get stuck together? It'll be a difficult cab ride to A&E. "

there wont be any difficulty with the ride lol - more the explanation in A&E me thinks lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Superglue. Designed originally to close wounds.

What if we get stuck together? It'll be a difficult cab ride to A&E.

there wont be any difficulty with the ride lol - more the explanation in A&E me thinks lol

I'm sure they have seen worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No feel free to pitty or mock me as you see fit.

I did exactly the same thing before a meet this time last week, on my ankle, wouldn't stop bleeding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aloe vera. I did it to my lady bits a few months ago. It stung like a bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Youve got a meet tonight???

Really???

Does she really want you to shave your pubes or did she actually mean that stuff on your head?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Try not to get any 'fluids' on the wound when you are out playing tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Youve got a meet tonight???

Really???

Does she really want you to shave your pubes or did she actually mean that stuff on your head?

I really am going to meet a really woman tonight, hard to believe but true.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Look on the positive side, you could of slashed your bollocks of completely

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Look on the positive side, you could of slashed your bollocks of completely"

Every cloud has a silver lining in your world, Ms Diamondsmiles

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Some people love a bloody gash.....

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