FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Ifrustrating mondays

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello fabsters, hows your monday been? Mines been.. well bloody frustrating.

Ive taken a rare day off and thought ill catch up with afew bits that need doing,

Job 1, mow the lawn... sat on the mower... wont start .. fail

Job 2, take the cossie a run out blow the cobwebs off, wash it and put it away... first bit great, gets the jetwash out put the hose in and the bloody things leaking out of every orifice .. fail

Job 3, vacuum the leaves off my drive... stone flys up the spout and breaks it. .. fail

Job 4, replace the lights on my gate, garage, porch from chavy bright white to warm white bulbs... now the gates wont shut and camera wont work ..fail

Ive given up on today.

Hows your daybeen?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Oh OP, that does sound a disastrous day

I'm not laughing, honestly

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t try having a wank then

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinda almost sounds like an episode from Fawlty Towers, mr G

Sorry it has been a frustrating one !

Mine has been an expensive Monday *cries in spanish*

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ima7893Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

What’s the weather like in Derbyshire then with all your outside jobs - if you tried to do that here you would drown!!

I’ve had a day off - a wank and porn is on the cards x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Don’t try having a wank then "

This made me laugh more than it should, have images of a backfiring cock

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ima7893Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

What’s been expensive??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

My day was fine, but I'm tired.

You should hire a handyman.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *B..Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’d go back to bed if that was my day, I’ve just had normal chores no dramas thankfully

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

strensall


"Hello fabsters, hows your monday been? Mines been.. well bloody frustrating.

Ive taken a rare day off and thought ill catch up with afew bits that need doing,

Job 1, mow the lawn... sat on the mower... wont start .. fail

Job 2, take the cossie a run out blow the cobwebs off, wash it and put it away... first bit great, gets the jetwash out put the hose in and the bloody things leaking out of every orifice .. fail

Job 3, vacuum the leaves off my drive... stone flys up the spout and breaks it. .. fail

Job 4, replace the lights on my gate, garage, porch from chavy bright white to warm white bulbs... now the gates wont shut and camera wont work ..fail

Ive given up on today.

Hows your daybeen? "
for heavens sake do not decide to watch porn and have a wank lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don’t try having a wank then "

I know i might pull my helmet off

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/01/22 16:22:37]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Day was fine

Gunna go for a run now, short one though.

Missed my long one sun as my arm was still aching of the jab

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What’s the weather like in Derbyshire then with all your outside jobs - if you tried to do that here you would drown!!

I’ve had a day off - a wank and porn is on the cards x"

Its been ok tbh, i have a feeling a monsoons on the way now though

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My day was fine, but I'm tired.

You should hire a handyman."

Im farrr to tight for that! im northern(ish)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sounds horrible. Hope your evening is better

My day has been 'meh' I guess

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *heTotalPackageMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

I tried putting on some boxers that say "Thank god it's Friday"

Didn't work, monday's suck

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

Ooooops

Mines been perfect, got my nails and waxing booked in time ready for this weekends partying in London

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Don’t try having a wank then "

That was my first though too!

Hope your day has improved OP!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a list OP, I'd take the advice on offer lol

A unspectacular but perfectly fine day so far. Why am I wishing I hadn't said that ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top