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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So 2.2 million chickens are eaten daily in the UK but my question is where are the chickens? Like you never see them. 2.2 mil is a lot of poultry. Like I know farms exist. I live on one but Jesus that’s a lot … so where ??? Is there secret underground bunkers for chickens or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't they ship them in from China, frozen, in massive containers?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Is this a serious Q ....... cos there are answers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this a serious Q ....... cos there are answers. "

It’s half serious yes.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Approx 20,000 per barn farm, 100,000 per enriched cage farm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Approx 20,000 per barn farm, 100,000 per enriched cage farm"

Thank you for the maths xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Is this a serious Q ....... cos there are answers.

It’s half serious yes. "

Well I'm only half answering then .....

Huge windowless sheds across the country. Fed to encourage fast growth. Never see daylight. Stand around in their own piss and shit with their feet burning in the ammonia. Grow until the shed is full to capacity and then at 6 weeks off they go to get their throats cut and provide cheap meat.

In short..... Inside where you can't see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a serious Q ....... cos there are answers.

It’s half serious yes.

Well I'm only half answering then .....

Huge windowless sheds across the country. Fed to encourage fast growth. Never see daylight. Stand around in their own piss and shit with their feet burning in the ammonia. Grow until the shed is full to capacity and then at 6 weeks off they go to get their throats cut and provide cheap meat.

In short..... Inside where you can't see"

Other than that are they treated OK?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this a serious Q ....... cos there are answers.

It’s half serious yes.

Well I'm only half answering then .....

Huge windowless sheds across the country. Fed to encourage fast growth. Never see daylight. Stand around in their own piss and shit with their feet burning in the ammonia. Grow until the shed is full to capacity and then at 6 weeks off they go to get their throats cut and provide cheap meat.

In short..... Inside where you can't see"

Omg that’s absolutely vile but what about “free range” you never see chickens out in the open. I know I watched an American documentary where they only need 1ft of space to be classed as free range but still what a joke. Makes me glad I’m flexitarian with a leaning towards vegetarian.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Is this a serious Q ....... cos there are answers.

It’s half serious yes.

Well I'm only half answering then .....

Huge windowless sheds across the country. Fed to encourage fast growth. Never see daylight. Stand around in their own piss and shit with their feet burning in the ammonia. Grow until the shed is full to capacity and then at 6 weeks off they go to get their throats cut and provide cheap meat.

In short..... Inside where you can't see

Other than that are they treated OK?"

Of course. They don't even have to remove the ones that die around them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a serious Q ....... cos there are answers.

It’s half serious yes.

Well I'm only half answering then .....

Huge windowless sheds across the country. Fed to encourage fast growth. Never see daylight. Stand around in their own piss and shit with their feet burning in the ammonia. Grow until the shed is full to capacity and then at 6 weeks off they go to get their throats cut and provide cheap meat.

In short..... Inside where you can't see

Other than that are they treated OK?

Of course. They don't even have to remove the ones that die around them."

Well that's OK then. For a moment there I was pondering the ethics of the agricultural industry.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

The Cockerel must be bloody knackered.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Is this a serious Q ....... cos there are answers.

It’s half serious yes.

Well I'm only half answering then .....

Huge windowless sheds across the country. Fed to encourage fast growth. Never see daylight. Stand around in their own piss and shit with their feet burning in the ammonia. Grow until the shed is full to capacity and then at 6 weeks off they go to get their throats cut and provide cheap meat.

In short..... Inside where you can't see

Omg that’s absolutely vile but what about “free range” you never see chickens out in the open. I know I watched an American documentary where they only need 1ft of space to be classed as free range but still what a joke. Makes me glad I’m flexitarian with a leaning towards vegetarian. "

Free Range sounds lovely. A little investigation would reveal their 'range' to be 'free in' ......

If my memory serves me well ..... Free Range can mean in a barn ... just not caged. Even egg layers who get slightly better treatment are supposed to have an A4 size space for each chicken. Still hardly room to turn. Can't lay ...... off to slaughter. Many birds are still in cages or perch barns.

Males killed at birth they can't lay ..... hmmmmmmm that would lower the number of single men on FAB ...

I'd best not pursue that line cos i can't lay eggs and I'd be off to be boiled for cheap meat and bonemeal.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I SWEAR I did NOT put a smile in there.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

There are some in my garden

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"There are some in my garden "

Single males or chickens ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I SWEAR I did NOT put a smile in there. "

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"There are some in my garden

Single males or chickens ?"

Both they're left to roam my garden as they wish

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around


"There are some in my garden

Single males or chickens ?

Both they're left to roam my garden as they wish "

How does one apply for that gig!?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"There are some in my garden

Single males or chickens ?

Both they're left to roam my garden as they wish

How does one apply for that gig!?

"

You'd definitely be allowed in my garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve got 4 free range girls who roam around the farm

They’re very fat plump and happy. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a serious Q ....... cos there are answers.

It’s half serious yes.

Well I'm only half answering then .....

Huge windowless sheds across the country. Fed to encourage fast growth. Never see daylight. Stand around in their own piss and shit with their feet burning in the ammonia. Grow until the shed is full to capacity and then at 6 weeks off they go to get their throats cut and provide cheap meat.

In short..... Inside where you can't see

Other than that are they treated OK?"

No chickens are never treated “ok” not mused but I’ve seen chickens that have been given second chances are half starved and missing feathers. They are lucky to survive if they do get a home as the shock of suddenly being free can kill them. These are usually the egg production chooks.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Filming Chicken Run 3?

They need extras you know....!????

And stunt Chickens!!!!

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I’ve got 4 free range girls who roam around the farm

They’re very fat plump and happy. X"

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Is this a serious Q ....... cos there are answers.

It’s half serious yes.

Well I'm only half answering then .....

Huge windowless sheds across the country. Fed to encourage fast growth. Never see daylight. Stand around in their own piss and shit with their feet burning in the ammonia. Grow until the shed is full to capacity and then at 6 weeks off they go to get their throats cut and provide cheap meat.

In short..... Inside where you can't see

Other than that are they treated OK?

No chickens are never treated “ok” not mused but I’ve seen chickens that have been given second chances are half starved and missing feathers. They are lucky to survive if they do get a home as the shock of suddenly being free can kill them. These are usually the egg production chooks. "

We take in ex battery hens, they all survived. Though the state of them arriving is horrendous poor things

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