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The Perfect Ponytail

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Too high and I look like a sumo wrestler.

Too low and I look like an 18th century aristocrat.

Why is there no middle ground?!

How do y'all do it??

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Where my hair is layered ponytails look shite so I prefer to put it up in a bun, loving the bun doughnuts atm makes it so much easier to do neatly

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Look like the queen you are Amber, don't settle for less

No being serious I don't bother with ponytails - they never sit right either and I feel silly with one.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Why not try it as two ponytails? One layered over the other. One high and one low underneath it

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

You’re coiffure is one of the best things on here. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too high and I look like a sumo wrestler.

Too low and I look like an 18th century aristocrat.

Try the middle

Why is there no middle ground?!

How do y'all do it?? "

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I reckon you'd look good as an 18th century aristocrat.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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I know what you mean, there's definitely a sweet spot for ponytail placement. I tend to have mine quite high as it's the position that makes my face look least like a hamster that has a weeks worth of food stored in it's cheek pouches! I'll often opt for just clipping the top section back to keep it out of my face, it looks much better than a ponytail.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I do love a ponytail on a female

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By *akbearMan
over a year ago

Newbury

Wish I could grow enough hair to even consider a ponytail!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Don't look in the mirror while you're doing it, just do it instinctively. My best pony tails are done like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why not try it as two ponytails? One layered over the other. One high and one low underneath it "

I've tried this, it still just looks like a high pony on me (i.e not good)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't look in the mirror while you're doing it, just do it instinctively. My best pony tails are done like that "

Same! I think the problem might be I straightened my hair, which took all the volume out. So the pony just looks flat and lifeless

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’re coiffure is one of the best things on here. X"

Who, me?

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chop it off and you don't have to bother with it anymore

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You put your fingers on your temples and follow your skull round until they meet.

That's where your pony tail should be.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I do love a ponytail on a female "

2 are better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You put your fingers on your temples and follow your skull round until they meet.

That's where your pony tail should be. "

Omg this is genius!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a good ponytail the only one I tend not to bother is the too high one, but I do love a Classic one x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I do love a ponytail on a female

2 are better "

This would be another good thing for the Duo's & Pairs thread

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills


"Too high and I look like a sumo wrestler.

Too low and I look like an 18th century aristocrat.

Why is there no middle ground?!

How do y'all do it?? "

I don't I gave up trying to pull off a ponytail

Alice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like my hair in a high up ponytail. It’s not what I would choose for a night out, as I’d always have my hair down for that.

I generally always wear it up at work. For me, loose hair at work = nits

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone


"You put your fingers on your temples and follow your skull round until they meet.

That's where your pony tail should be.

Omg this is genius!!!! "

Drag Queens have been known to tape their temples back like a face lift...

Kate Moss combs her hair tight back... Apparently it's called a Croydon Facelift...

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Mine spends half its life in a ponytail or bun for work. Usually never look in the mirror when doing it....maybe that's why I always look like I've been dragged through a hedge

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By *ategoodbyeMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I don’t remember that being a problem when I still had enough hair (and fear of hair dressers) to have a ponytail. My problem was that if I slept with my long hair not tied back, I would have unpleasantly vivid dreams.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone


"Mine spends half its life in a ponytail or bun for work. Usually never look in the mirror when doing it....maybe that's why I always look like I've been dragged through a hedge "

A man once said that tangled, tied up, just-been-fucked look was quite fetching... I guess I was...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too high and I look like a sumo wrestler.

Too low and I look like an 18th century aristocrat.

Why is there no middle ground?!

How do y'all do it?? "

Dunno. I cut all mine off years ago.

Heid like a jaggy bunnet.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Too high and I look like a sumo wrestler.

Too low and I look like an 18th century aristocrat.

Why is there no middle ground?!

How do y'all do it?? "

There is a middle ground but you never get there as you're distracted by all the butts and balls on the website...

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