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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ask a question that you don't know the answer to, but someone else might.

Mine is - do bald people get dandruff?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

If say yes they do but it doesn’t get trapped and is easier to moisturise.

I’m using my Dad as a reference point here, I don’t have either problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who picks up guide dog poop?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Why is my belly button fluff always blue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is my belly button fluff always blue?"

Lol this made me chuckle. I’m surprised your belly button isn’t full of biscuit crumbs.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Why is my belly button fluff always blue?

Lol this made me chuckle. I’m surprised your belly button isn’t full of biscuit crumbs. "

No comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a "jaffa cake" a cake or a biscuit.

*runs away*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a "jaffa cake" a cake or a biscuit.

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Oh no you didn’t!!

I see your Jaffa cake and I raise you. Is a mini cheddar a crisp or a cracker or other?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Answer 1: yes bald people do get dandruff. Sometimes it can be the cause.

Answer 2: Guide dogs, the dog are trained to poop at home. But I believe they have an exception.

Question: What will happen once registration plates go past 91?

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Is a "jaffa cake" a cake or a biscuit.

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Obviously a misnomer or a tiny, tiny little cake masquerading as a biscuit

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Is a "jaffa cake" a cake or a biscuit.

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I can't believe you just went there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a "jaffa cake" a cake or a biscuit.

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I can't believe you just went there

That deserves a spanking surely?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Innnnn

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Is it just wee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your dad is from Iceland and your mum is from Cuba are you an icecube?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Why do people eat Olives ??

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"If your dad is from Iceland and your mum is from Cuba are you an icecube? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people eat Olives ??

They’re delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your nose runs and your feet smell , are you built upside down?

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Why do people eat Olives ??

Because they are delicious in many situations, including one or two with your gin and Tonic

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

If Cinderella’s slipper was the perfect fit why did it fall off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Answer 1: yes bald people do get dandruff. Sometimes it can be the cause.

Answer 2: Guide dogs, the dog are trained to poop at home. But I believe they have an exception.

Question: What will happen once registration plates go past 91?"

They'll change the format again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If Cinderella’s slipper was the perfect fit why did it fall off?"

More importantly why did Prince Charming recognise the size of her foot and not her without make up on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If Cinderella’s slipper was the perfect fit why did it fall off?"

She had sweaty feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a "jaffa cake" a cake or a biscuit.

*runs away*"

An actual answer

upon going stale, a Jaffa cake goes hard like a cake rather than soft like a biscuit. Consequently, a tribunal decided that in fact, the humble Jaffa Cake is a cake

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"If Cinderella’s slipper was the perfect fit why did it fall off?

More importantly why did Prince Charming recognise the size of her foot and not her without make up on. "

Foot fetish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your nose runs and your feet smell , are you built upside down?"

No, you're just a grubby git that doesn't own a tissue or a bar of soap for your feet

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Is a "jaffa cake" a cake or a biscuit.

*runs away*

I can't believe you just went there

That deserves a spanking surely?"

I think that's secretly her ploy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people eat Olives ??

Because it reminds them of the men that don't pull the foreskin right back and the end of the willy ends up looking like a stuffed olive.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people eat Olives ??

Because it reminds them of the men that don't pull the foreskin right back and the end of the willy ends up looking like a stuffed olive....."

that’s olives ruined for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do people eat Olives ??

Because it reminds them of the men that don't pull the foreskin right back and the end of the willy ends up looking like a stuffed olive.....

that’s olives ruined for me "

Love them. Especially in a Martini.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a "jaffa cake" a cake or a biscuit.

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It’s a cake. A biscuit goes soft when stale but a cake goes hard. You can thank Stephen Fry for that useless piece of information.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first person to milk a cow… What did they think they were doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a "jaffa cake" a cake or a biscuit.

*runs away*

An actual answer

upon going stale, a Jaffa cake goes hard like a cake rather than soft like a biscuit. Consequently, a tribunal decided that in fact, the humble Jaffa Cake is a cake "

This ^^^

It was something to do with a biscuit tax.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

"Answer 1: yes bald people do get dandruff. Sometimes it can be the cause.

Answer 2: Guide dogs, the dog are trained to poop at home. But I believe they have an exception.

Question: What will happen once registration plates go past 91?"

They’ll change the format. So used to be 1 letter, 3 numbers then three letters.

Something else before that but I’m too young to know.

Now it’s 2 letters, 2 numbers and 3 letters

So they will likely do some other configuration.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Why do people eat Olives ??

Because it reminds them of the men that don't pull the foreskin right back and the end of the willy ends up looking like a stuffed olive....."

Ewwww thanks haha

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By *atureGent58Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Why do they have windows in aeroplane toilets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a "jaffa cake" a cake or a biscuit.

*runs away*

I can't believe you just went there

That deserves a spanking surely?"

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the right name for a bread cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the right name for a bread cake"

A roll.

And a Jaffa cake is a cake. If it were a biscuit they would be called Jaffa Biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a "jaffa cake" a cake or a biscuit.

*runs away*"

it was proven for tax reasons to be a cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a "jaffa cake" a cake or a biscuit.

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Because I have no sense of humour, don't know the Jaffa cake discussion.

Biscuits a double baked, where as the Jaffa cake is not so it is more definitely a cake

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"Why do they have windows in aeroplane toilets?"

At a guess it's because it's easier and quicker for the machine that makes holes in metal frame not to be programmed where they think the toilet might be placed (and therefore 'skip' the process).

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