FabSwingers.com forum: What is the laziest thing you do fairly frequently

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Good evening all

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

After someone is done talking and I don't want to talk to them anymore I say "fair enough" and that usually kills the conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After someone is done talking and I don't want to talk to them anymore I say "fair enough" and that usually kills the conversation

Ah fair enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on the toilet for pee, when I can’t be arsed to stand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Browse fab instead of doing something useful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just kick my work boots off in the front passage. It pisses me off more than anyone else in the house yet I still do it

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"After someone is done talking and I don't want to talk to them anymore I say "fair enough" and that usually kills the conversation

Ah fair enough "

Knew this reply would be given

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Procrastinate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sit on the toilet for pee, when I can’t be arsed to stand.

I have a sitty down wee as a treat

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Sometimes I just can't be bothered to dress so will roll out of bed and wear my blanket with arms all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive to the gym… it’s 2 minutes walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sit on the toilet for pee, when I can’t be arsed to stand.

I have a sitty down wee as a treat

There’s something oddly comforting about not having to hold the big fella, and take aim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on the toilet till my legs go dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes I just can't be bothered to dress so will roll out of bed and wear my blanket with arms all day

I do that with my dressing gown (or as my eldest daughter calls it, my pimp coat)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes I just can't be bothered to dress so will roll out of bed and wear my blanket with arms all day

I do that with my dressing gown (or as my eldest daughter calls it, my pimp coat)"

Just to clarify I've never worn only that around anyone! Only when I'm in my house alone.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh I do this a lot.... it's bad. If I'm attending something or have something booked on the calendar... rather than go downstairs and check when it is, I will message someone who I know is attending/hosting/invited me and ask them what date it is again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am quite partial to the odd nap.

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By *ark eyesMan
over a year ago

city center

Make twice as much coffee as I need/want so I only have to get up to make it once

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Sometimes, I can't be arsed to masturbate so I just lie down with a bonk on and wait for a woman to fall on top of me.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"After someone is done talking and I don't want to talk to them anymore I say "fair enough" and that usually kills the conversation

Ah fair enough "

Fairy snuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes, I can't be arsed to masturbate so I just lie down with a bonk on and wait for a woman to fall on top of me."

In your dreams

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"After someone is done talking and I don't want to talk to them anymore I say "fair enough" and that usually kills the conversation

Ah fair enough

Fairy snuff

Furry muff

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Leave things in the washing up bowl to soak, and empty and refill will hot water. Then when I actually do the washing up, it gets left to air dry. Sometimes it might get put way before it gets used again.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

"Procrastinate"

I've told you before don't think ...do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave things in the washing up bowl to soak, and empty and refill will hot water. Then when I actually do the washing up, it gets left to air dry. Sometimes it might get put way before it gets used again."

I do that so many times. The grim feeling of having to put your hand in the cold water to empty it. Bleurgh!

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Log on to fab to perv

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sometimes, I can't be arsed to masturbate so I just lie down with a bonk on and wait for a woman to fall on top of me.

In your dreams

It is more in hope than expectation to be fair

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

I sometimes pop upstairs and then just lay on my bed for 5 minutes and then forget what I went upstairs for.

I call it resting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never get a spoon to remove the teabag out the cup .. straight in with the forefinger and thumb to pincer. Lazy? Meh.. clever!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Stare at the mountain of plates, glasses and cups my son brought downstairs, then sit down and have a cup of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave toilet roll holder empty !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought grated cheese yesterday because I couldn't be bothered grating the cheese I already had in the fridge.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Nothing. I'm not lazy, I have executive dysfunction...

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I have been known to flick the light switch directly from my bed with a golf club...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been known to flick the light switch directly from my bed with a golf club...

I tell Alexa to do it.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Keep my knickers on for a week.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Read the forum, instead of something else

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Buy a coffee from the local shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand up with my trousers around my ankles being pleasured by the most amazing FWB

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By *itzimadCouple
over a year ago

harwich

use the hair dryer to dry my feet to lazy to bend down

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

"I bought grated cheese yesterday because I couldn't be bothered grating the cheese I already had in the fridge. "

We do this! And buy sliced cheese as sometimes you need sliced cheese NOW!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Girls come down out their rooms where they been laying about and say to me u have been sat in that chair all day! Pot black me thinks!

will surprise them one day and b sat in a different chair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instead of getting up to grab something just out of reach, I'll rock myself back and forth to gain enough momentum, then propel myself forward with my core and grab the thing. Which actually ends up being more difficult than just getting up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt to nap when ever I can

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I have been known to flick the light switch directly from my bed with a golf club...

I tell Alexa to do it. "

She stays in the kitchen and the hall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I have Alexa to turn off the lights it’s great.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Log into my works email from my phone so I can stay in bed half an hour longer rather than getting up and answering emails at my computer.

Hard work often pays off over time but laziness always pays off right now.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Procrastinate

I've told you before don't think ...do

I don't think when I procrastinate..... I just sit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes, I can't be arsed to masturbate so I just lie down with a bonk on and wait for a woman to fall on top of me."

Bonk on,,,, I haven’t heard that for year,,, I do live in Yorkshire now though

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

Get alexa to do as much as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Log into my works email from my phone so I can stay in bed half an hour longer rather than getting up and answering emails at my computer.

Hard work often pays off over time but laziness always pays off right now."

I often check my emails in bed so I can prioritise and sort of know what I'm going to start with when I get to my desk

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Log into my works email from my phone so I can stay in bed half an hour longer rather than getting up and answering emails at my computer.

Hard work often pays off over time but laziness always pays off right now.

I often check my emails in bed so I can prioritise and sort of know what I'm going to start with when I get to my desk "

Oh yes, that's (of course) why I do it too, not just because I can't be bothered getting out of bed and making myself look presentable!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Sometimes, I can't be arsed to masturbate so I just lie down with a bonk on and wait for a woman to fall on top of me."

I’ve been trying this for a while but it really doesn’t seem to work out for me.

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