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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What will you do to make them be impressed by you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing. I like to see the disappointment in their eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing. I ain’t that needy.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Flutter my eyelashes in agreement with everything they say. It's good for the ego and cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worm.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Turn up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal fist them on a Sunday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anal fist them on a Sunday morning "

Hold me back!

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Make them a cuppa afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anal fist them on a Sunday morning "

I thought we'd agreed on a Tuesday?

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Naked cartwheels Honestly they will be soooo impressed with my skills!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I introduce the Mrs

Boom boom tish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anal fist them on a Sunday morning

I thought we'd agreed on a Tuesday? "

I was thinking about maybe incorporating into my daily routine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What will you do to make them be impressed by you "

Send a dick pic where I'm measuring it up to a Sky remote. That always works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What will you do to make them be impressed by you

Send a dick pic where I'm measuring it up to a Sky remote. That always works "

Alternatively, if it’s disappeared down the side of the sofa, a small bottle of Coke is a worthy substitute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waaay too late for all that malarkey...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fish face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What will you do to make them be impressed by you "

Engage and be interested in what they say and don’t stare at their tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What will you do to make them be impressed by you

Send a dick pic where I'm measuring it up to a Sky remote. That always works

Alternatively, if it’s disappeared down the side of the sofa, a small bottle of Coke is a worthy substitute! "

Really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fish face "

My dad’s nickname for me when I was wee, alternated with angel face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I depress people more than impress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the toilet seat down.

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By *arboyMan
over a year ago

Raunds


"My fish face

My dad’s nickname for me when I was wee, alternated with angel face "

And what should your nickname be now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a shania Twain certain single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fish face

My dad’s nickname for me when I was wee, alternated with angel face

And what should your nickname be now "

Not sure. Hopefully not fish face anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find the helicopter always works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Failing to impress on a daily basis here.

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By *eep2020Man
over a year ago

sheffield

All eyes on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find the helicopter always works "
I think that idea would .. Take off here

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Put the toilet seat down."

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I find the helicopter always works "

agreed!

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naked cartwheels Honestly they will be soooo impressed with my skills! "
especially when you stop mid way through your cart wheel and ask for some oral... Which I happily provide lol

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By *he MedwaysCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Put the toilet seat down."

Always a winner.

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"Failing to impress on a daily basis here. "

Can always rely on the 'what has Woody got in his pants today' trick

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"What will you do to make them be impressed by you "

I'd need to know who you think I should be impressing and why to answer that.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Depends on who they are but usually just being me is enough

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Ooh.. I can make a mean hot choc lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh.. I can make a mean hot choc lol"

Ohhhh, yes please.

*budges up*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, thought I was on the bed thread, hence the budging up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't feel the need to impress anyone at my time of life tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fish face

My dad’s nickname for me when I was wee, alternated with angel face "

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"Sorry, thought I was on the bed thread, hence the budging up "

I have him tied with my dressing gown belt for you He's down the foot end of the bed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What will you do to make them be impressed by you

Send a dick pic where I'm measuring it up to a Sky remote. That always works

Alternatively, if it’s disappeared down the side of the sofa, a small bottle of Coke is a worthy substitute! "

I must have d*unk all of my miniature . How about a pic of it over my open toilet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What will you do to make them be impressed by you

Send a dick pic where I'm measuring it up to a Sky remote. That always works

Alternatively, if it’s disappeared down the side of the sofa, a small bottle of Coke is a worthy substitute!

I must have d*unk all of my miniature . How about a pic of it over my open toilet?"

Perfect. Can’t beat a bit of class to get the ladies going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry, thought I was on the bed thread, hence the budging up

I have him tied with my dressing gown belt for you He's down the foot end of the bed... "

Thanks Hope he put my hot chocolate somewhere safe first ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What will you do to make them be impressed by you

Send a dick pic where I'm measuring it up to a Sky remote. That always works

Alternatively, if it’s disappeared down the side of the sofa, a small bottle of Coke is a worthy substitute!

I must have d*unk all of my miniature . How about a pic of it over my open toilet?

Perfect. Can’t beat a bit of class to get the ladies going "

I knew I was doing it right, all along.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alphabet aerobics…. Worked for Harry Potter lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What will you do to make them be impressed by you

Engage and be interested in what they say and don’t stare at their tits "

Stare at their tits and constantly ask them to repeat what they've just said.

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