FabSwingers.com forum: That don't impress me much

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What will you do to make them be impressed by you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing. I like to see the disappointment in their eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing. I ain’t that needy.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Flutter my eyelashes in agreement with everything they say.

It's good for the ego and cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worm.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Turn up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal fist them on a Sunday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal fist them on a Sunday morning "

Hold me back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make them a cuppa afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal fist them on a Sunday morning "

I thought we'd agreed on a Tuesday?

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Naked cartwheels

Honestly they will be soooo impressed with my skills!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I introduce the Mrs

Boom boom tish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal fist them on a Sunday morning

I thought we'd agreed on a Tuesday?

I was thinking about maybe incorporating into my daily routine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What will you do to make them be impressed by you

Send a dick pic where I'm measuring it up to a Sky remote. That always works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What will you do to make them be impressed by you

Send a dick pic where I'm measuring it up to a Sky remote. That always works

Alternatively, if it’s disappeared down the side of the sofa, a small bottle of Coke is a worthy substitute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waaay too late for all that malarkey...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fish face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What will you do to make them be impressed by you

Engage and be interested in what they say and don’t stare at their tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What will you do to make them be impressed by you

Send a dick pic where I'm measuring it up to a Sky remote. That always works

Alternatively, if it’s disappeared down the side of the sofa, a small bottle of Coke is a worthy substitute! "

Really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fish face

My dad’s nickname for me when I was wee, alternated with angel face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I depress people more than impress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the toilet seat down.

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By *arboyMan
over a year ago

Raunds

"My fish face

My dad’s nickname for me when I was wee, alternated with angel face

And what should your nickname be now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a shania Twain certain single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fish face

My dad’s nickname for me when I was wee, alternated with angel face

And what should your nickname be now

Not sure. Hopefully not fish face anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find the helicopter always works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Failing to impress on a daily basis here.

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By *eep2020Man
over a year ago

sheffield

All eyes on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find the helicopter always works

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I think that idea would .. Take off here

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Put the toilet seat down."

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I find the helicopter always works

agreed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naked cartwheels

Honestly they will be soooo impressed with my skills!

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especially when you stop mid way through your cart wheel and ask for some oral... Which I happily provide lol

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By *he MedwaysCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Put the toilet seat down."

Always a winner.

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Failing to impress on a daily basis here.

Can always rely on the 'what has Woody got in his pants today' trick

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"What will you do to make them be impressed by you

I'd need to know who you think I should be impressing and why to answer that.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Depends on who they are but usually just being me is enough

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Ooh.. I can make a mean hot choc lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh.. I can make a mean hot choc lol"

Ohhhh, yes please.

*budges up*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, thought I was on the bed thread, hence the budging up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't feel the need to impress anyone at my time of life tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fish face

My dad’s nickname for me when I was wee, alternated with angel face

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Sorry, thought I was on the bed thread, hence the budging up

I have him tied with my dressing gown belt for you

He's down the foot end of the bed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What will you do to make them be impressed by you

Send a dick pic where I'm measuring it up to a Sky remote. That always works

Alternatively, if it’s disappeared down the side of the sofa, a small bottle of Coke is a worthy substitute! "

I must have d*unk all of my miniature . How about a pic of it over my open toilet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What will you do to make them be impressed by you

Send a dick pic where I'm measuring it up to a Sky remote. That always works

Alternatively, if it’s disappeared down the side of the sofa, a small bottle of Coke is a worthy substitute!

I must have d*unk all of my miniature . How about a pic of it over my open toilet?"

Perfect. Can’t beat a bit of class to get the ladies going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, thought I was on the bed thread, hence the budging up

I have him tied with my dressing gown belt for you

He's down the foot end of the bed...

Thanks

Hope he put my hot chocolate somewhere safe first ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What will you do to make them be impressed by you

Send a dick pic where I'm measuring it up to a Sky remote. That always works

Alternatively, if it’s disappeared down the side of the sofa, a small bottle of Coke is a worthy substitute!

I must have d*unk all of my miniature . How about a pic of it over my open toilet?

Perfect. Can’t beat a bit of class to get the ladies going

I knew I was doing it right, all along.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alphabet aerobics…. Worked for Harry Potter lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What will you do to make them be impressed by you

Engage and be interested in what they say and don’t stare at their tits

Stare at their tits and constantly ask them to repeat what they've just said.

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