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How to know you are dating a bunny boiler....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

you turn up for a first date at their house and they have a picture of you in a heart shaped frame

(actually happened to a friend of mine haha)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they fart in front of you on the first meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You tell them you are going out with your friends and she forbids it after only dating for a week!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

your mum, dad and granny are all there waiting with the family album

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

They have the best collection of carving knives and shotguns you have ever seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you turn up for a first date at their house and they have a picture of you in a heart shaped frame

(actually happened to a friend of mine haha)"

sorry for your friend, but that has tickled me

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By *nJ_NW_cplCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Your rabbit is missing and there is a strange smell coming from the kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've only mentioned in passing that one of your bands is The Who and on your arrival at their pad your informed "I've been out shopping today and treated myself to the entire back catologue of... yes you guessed it The Who...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

She bought the latest copy of bride and groom

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you turn up at theirs for the first time and the suitcases are packed and they say - I will move in tonight ............ lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Furry saucepans?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Shy stays over night, ends up staying a week then only goes home to collect more clothes

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

They message all your friends and tell them to stay clear as your with them now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Furry saucepans? "

Cider and keyboards DO NOT MIX -

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

She updates her FB status to "In a relationship" when you go to the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you turn up for a first date at their house and they have a picture of you in a heart shaped frame

(actually happened to a friend of mine haha)"

Brilliant!! Was it your mate going round to your house??!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"you turn up for a first date at their house and they have a picture of you in a heart shaped frame

(actually happened to a friend of mine haha)

Brilliant!! Was it your mate going round to your house??! "

hahahah no......i make sure i hide my trinkets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She updates her FB status to "In a relationship" when you go to the toilet "

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Her favourite film is Misery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She turns up and immediately starts ironing your shirts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they fart in front of you on the first meet "

That happened to me.....so offically im dating a bunny boiler....and yes PP that means you....and peeps lets not assume its just the women that boil bunnies as clearly stated above ...men do too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They message you as soon as they see a new verification appear on your profile to say "I thought you weren't free to meet this week? Look like you've had fun!"

Happened to me a few times

But I have to add I hadn't lied to them, the meet they were talking anout was already arranged. Still dont like being questioned though hence why my veris are hidden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They show on who's look at me every 5 mins.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Isn't it easier to just check to see if their name is on that list which is knocking about?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I've just been sent the 60 second rule and nearly pissed myself

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"She turns up and immediately starts ironing your shirts..."
Think that is just wishful thinking? ...;-)

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Isn't it easier to just check to see if their name is on that list which is knocking about?"

What list????

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