FabSwingers.com forum: Right, that’s it, I’m off….

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

…for a wank.

Laters pervs.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"…for a wank.

Laters pervs.

What?? See you in 2.5th of a minute then

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ewClubCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Have fun!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"…for a wank.

Laters pervs.

What?? See you in 2.5th of a minute then

"
ouch

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

‘t was very enjoyable

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

That didn't take long

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That didn't take long

I just needed a quick fix.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

That was nice and speedy Keyser.

My kinda guy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That was nice and speedy Keyser.

My kinda guy

In n out. Boom! Done.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"That was nice and speedy Keyser.

My kinda guy

In n out. Boom! Done.

Do you put the kettle on after?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That was nice and speedy Keyser.

My kinda guy

In n out. Boom! Done.

Do you put the kettle on after?"

Of course

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"That was nice and speedy Keyser.

My kinda guy

In n out. Boom! Done.

Do you put the kettle on after?

Of course

Washed hands first though I hope?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Can you talk us through it please.

What lube did you use?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you talk us through it please.

What lube did you use?"

Warm coconut oil, just a little to help things along.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That was nice and speedy Keyser.

My kinda guy

In n out. Boom! Done.

Do you put the kettle on after?

Of course

Washed hands first though I hope?"

Naturally. What kind of deviant do you think I am?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"That was nice and speedy Keyser.

My kinda guy

In n out. Boom! Done.

Do you put the kettle on after?

Of course

Washed hands first though I hope?

Naturally. What kind of deviant do you think I am?

Dammit.

I'm out

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Can you talk us through it please.

What lube did you use?

Warm coconut oil, just a little to help things along. "

Ooh nice. One or two hands?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"That was nice and speedy Keyser.

My kinda guy

In n out. Boom! Done.

Do you put the kettle on after?

Of course

Washed hands first though I hope?

Naturally. What kind of deviant do you think I am?

Dammit.

I'm out

Not enough of a deviant for you?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you talk us through it please.

What lube did you use?

Warm coconut oil, just a little to help things along.

Ooh nice. One or two hands?"

Always my left.

I’m a righty, so using my left feels like it’s being done by a stranger.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"That was nice and speedy Keyser.

My kinda guy

In n out. Boom! Done.

Do you put the kettle on after?

Of course

Washed hands first though I hope?

Naturally. What kind of deviant do you think I am?

Dammit.

I'm out

Not enough of a deviant for you?

You know it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That was nice and speedy Keyser.

My kinda guy

In n out. Boom! Done.

Do you put the kettle on after?

Of course

Washed hands first though I hope?

Naturally. What kind of deviant do you think I am?

Dammit.

I'm out

Shiiit! Just when I thought you were warming to me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Can you talk us through it please.

What lube did you use?

Warm coconut oil, just a little to help things along.

Ooh nice. One or two hands?

Always my left.

I’m a righty, so using my left feels like it’s being done by a stranger.

Can you get a good rhythm with your weak hand?

Also, do you make weird faces while you stroke?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"That was nice and speedy Keyser.

My kinda guy

In n out. Boom! Done.

Do you put the kettle on after?

Of course

Washed hands first though I hope?

Naturally. What kind of deviant do you think I am?

Dammit.

I'm out

Not enough of a deviant for you?

You know it

I do.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you talk us through it please.

What lube did you use?

Warm coconut oil, just a little to help things along.

Ooh nice. One or two hands?

Always my left.

I’m a righty, so using my left feels like it’s being done by a stranger.

Can you get a good rhythm with your weak hand?

Also, do you make weird faces while you stroke?"

I may occasionally pout.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Can you talk us through it please.

What lube did you use?

Warm coconut oil, just a little to help things along.

Ooh nice. One or two hands?

Always my left.

I’m a righty, so using my left feels like it’s being done by a stranger.

Can you get a good rhythm with your weak hand?

Also, do you make weird faces while you stroke?

I may occasionally pout.

And make weird noises?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"That was nice and speedy Keyser.

My kinda guy

In n out. Boom! Done.

Do you put the kettle on after?

Of course

Washed hands first though I hope?

Naturally. What kind of deviant do you think I am?

Dammit.

I'm out

Shiiit! Just when I thought you were warming to me

I'd warmed. I was all hot n shiz. And then you washed your hands before boiling the kettle

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That was nice and speedy Keyser.

My kinda guy

In n out. Boom! Done.

Do you put the kettle on after?

Of course

Washed hands first though I hope?

Naturally. What kind of deviant do you think I am?

Dammit.

I'm out

Shiiit! Just when I thought you were warming to me

I'd warmed. I was all hot n shiz. And then you washed your hands before boiling the kettle

How can I persuade you to reignite the passion? If I were to put the milk in before the tea bag?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Can you talk us through it please.

What lube did you use?

Warm coconut oil, just a little to help things along.

Ooh nice. One or two hands?

Always my left.

I’m a righty, so using my left feels like it’s being done by a stranger.

Can you get a good rhythm with your weak hand?

Also, do you make weird faces while you stroke?

I may occasionally pout.

How do you know?

Do you wank in front of a mirror??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you talk us through it please.

What lube did you use?

Warm coconut oil, just a little to help things along.

Ooh nice. One or two hands?

Always my left.

I’m a righty, so using my left feels like it’s being done by a stranger.

Can you get a good rhythm with your weak hand?

Also, do you make weird faces while you stroke?

I may occasionally pout.

How do you know?

Do you wank in front of a mirror??

And tell myself “damn you’re good”

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Can you talk us through it please.

What lube did you use?

Warm coconut oil, just a little to help things along.

Ooh nice. One or two hands?

Always my left.

I’m a righty, so using my left feels like it’s being done by a stranger.

Can you get a good rhythm with your weak hand?

Also, do you make weird faces while you stroke?

I may occasionally pout.

How do you know?

Do you wank in front of a mirror??

And tell myself “damn you’re good”

Or "You're the best"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"That was nice and speedy Keyser.

My kinda guy

In n out. Boom! Done.

Do you put the kettle on after?

Of course

Washed hands first though I hope?

Naturally. What kind of deviant do you think I am?

Dammit.

I'm out

Shiiit! Just when I thought you were warming to me

I'd warmed. I was all hot n shiz. And then you washed your hands before boiling the kettle

How can I persuade you to reignite the passion? If I were to put the milk in before the tea bag? "

Tea bag? Tea bag?

Why would you need a tea bag? I'm not ill enough for tea. Coffee, man. Coffee.

This is not going well

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That was nice and speedy Keyser.

My kinda guy

In n out. Boom! Done.

Do you put the kettle on after?

Of course

Washed hands first though I hope?

Naturally. What kind of deviant do you think I am?

Dammit.

I'm out

Shiiit! Just when I thought you were warming to me

I'd warmed. I was all hot n shiz. And then you washed your hands before boiling the kettle

How can I persuade you to reignite the passion? If I were to put the milk in before the tea bag?

Tea bag? Tea bag?

Why would you need a tea bag? I'm not ill enough for tea. Coffee, man. Coffee.

This is not going well

Dammit, well, can I just stick to “FAF?”

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"That was nice and speedy Keyser.

My kinda guy

In n out. Boom! Done.

Do you put the kettle on after?

Of course

Washed hands first though I hope?

Naturally. What kind of deviant do you think I am?

Dammit.

I'm out

Shiiit! Just when I thought you were warming to me

I'd warmed. I was all hot n shiz. And then you washed your hands before boiling the kettle

How can I persuade you to reignite the passion? If I were to put the milk in before the tea bag?

Tea bag? Tea bag?

Why would you need a tea bag? I'm not ill enough for tea. Coffee, man. Coffee.

This is not going well

Dammit, well, can I just stick to “FAF?”

Ok.

I'm in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm still waiting for the blow by blow account of the wank.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm still waiting for the blow by blow account of the wank."

Oooh.

If there was blowing then so am I.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still waiting for the blow by blow account of the wank."

I named it the Vin Diesel.

It was Fast and Furious.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'm still waiting for the blow by blow account of the wank.

I named it the Vin Diesel.

It was Fast and Furious."

One sec, I have to imagine this.

Do you have a beard?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still waiting for the blow by blow account of the wank.

I named it the Vin Diesel.

It was Fast and Furious.

One sec, I have to imagine this.

Do you have a beard?"

I do, yes.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'm still waiting for the blow by blow account of the wank.

I named it the Vin Diesel.

It was Fast and Furious.

One sec, I have to imagine this.

Do you have a beard?

I do, yes."

Right. That helps.

Squirter or oozer?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still waiting for the blow by blow account of the wank.

I named it the Vin Diesel.

It was Fast and Furious.

One sec, I have to imagine this.

Do you have a beard?

I do, yes.

Right. That helps.

Squirter or oozer?"

A combination of the 2. A powerful start, a gentle ending.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'm still waiting for the blow by blow account of the wank.

I named it the Vin Diesel.

It was Fast and Furious.

One sec, I have to imagine this.

Do you have a beard?

I do, yes.

Right. That helps.

Squirter or oozer?

A combination of the 2. A powerful start, a gentle ending. "

Ok. I just need to know if your toes curl and I'm all set.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still waiting for the blow by blow account of the wank.

I named it the Vin Diesel.

It was Fast and Furious.

One sec, I have to imagine this.

Do you have a beard?

I do, yes.

Right. That helps.

Squirter or oozer?

A combination of the 2. A powerful start, a gentle ending.

Ok. I just need to know if your toes curl and I'm all set."
I can’t say I’ve noticed, I shall have to report back after the next one.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'm still waiting for the blow by blow account of the wank.

I named it the Vin Diesel.

It was Fast and Furious.

One sec, I have to imagine this.

Do you have a beard?

I do, yes.

Right. That helps.

Squirter or oozer?

A combination of the 2. A powerful start, a gentle ending.

Ok. I just need to know if your toes curl and I'm all set. I can’t say I’ve noticed, I shall have to report back after the next one.

I'll pretend they do for this wank.

Cheers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still waiting for the blow by blow account of the wank.

I named it the Vin Diesel.

It was Fast and Furious.

One sec, I have to imagine this.

Do you have a beard?

I do, yes.

Right. That helps.

Squirter or oozer?

A combination of the 2. A powerful start, a gentle ending.

Ok. I just need to know if your toes curl and I'm all set. I can’t say I’ve noticed, I shall have to report back after the next one.

I'll pretend they do for this wank.

Cheers

Tune in next time for more ‘keyser does wanking’

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'm still waiting for the blow by blow account of the wank.

I named it the Vin Diesel.

It was Fast and Furious.

One sec, I have to imagine this.

Do you have a beard?

I do, yes.

Right. That helps.

Squirter or oozer?

A combination of the 2. A powerful start, a gentle ending.

Ok. I just need to know if your toes curl and I'm all set. I can’t say I’ve noticed, I shall have to report back after the next one.

I'll pretend they do for this wank.

Cheers

Tune in next time for more ‘keyser does wanking’

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread