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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She fellin love with a fisherman an

d got crabs she fell I love with a butcher and got meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell in love with a pet shop owner and got a nice pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell in love with a baker and got a bun in the oven

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fell in love with a baker and got a bun in the oven"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fell in love with a pet shop owner and got a nice pussy"

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Fell in love with a moonshiners daughter and she made him liquor all night long

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fell in love with a moonshiners daughter and she made him liquor all night long"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell in love with a skydive instructor with IBS but she shat on me from a great height

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fell in love with a skydive instructor with IBS but she shat on me from a great height"
brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell in love with a fishmonger and got a fishy fanny.

I’m not sure I’m really getting this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell inlove with a carpenter and got wood

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fell in love with a fishmonger and got a fishy fanny.

I’m not sure I’m really getting this

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Dieu concentrate xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell in love with a Minecraft player on Fab but got blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot are so good at this!

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

She fell in love with the ship's captain, and her naval base was full of discharged seamen.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Fell in love with a DJ and got played.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell in love with a taxidermist and got a good stuffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with Richard and got Dick.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Fell in love with a herdsman and got unlimited cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are making me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He fell in love with Sweet Fanny and got Adam’s

(Needs a bit of work)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

She fell in love with a footballer and got forty-five minutes each way with half an orange at half time.. and a communal bath afterwards

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

She fell in love with Andy and discovered he was randy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a pastry chef ...and got a CreamPie.

Cmon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She fell in love with a footballer and got forty-five minutes each way with half an orange at half time.. and a communal bath afterwards

Fucking awesome! Winner so far

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

She fell in love with mickel Blomquist and got a dragon tattoo

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Ran off with a roofer and got slated..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ran off with a roofer and got slated.."

Had an affair with a miner and got shafted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He fell in love with Sweet Fanny and got Adam’s

(Needs a bit of work) "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She fell in love with Richard and got Dick. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell in love with a Scottish fisherwoman and got Sturgeon. Unlucky…

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

She fell in love with a farmer and got ploughed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a maiden was asked to a social by a knight. He offered his honour, she honoured his offer, and all night long it was honour and offer…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with Dick and got a (Van) Dyke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She wanted a chicken, but got a big Cock

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

She fell in love with a lumberjack and got the chop..

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

She fell in love with a gardner and got her bush trimmed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a decorator and got plastered

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

She fell in love with a builder..but he bricked it

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

She fell in love with an gardener and always had a tidy lady garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He fell in love with a Dominatrix ... no one has seen him since.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

She fell in love with a proctologist who got to the bottom of things ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She fell in love with a proctologist who got to the bottom of things .."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She fell in love with an gardener and always had a tidy lady garden "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He fell in love with an Escort, but got an old banger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell in love with a politician.. Fucked every which way

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I fell in love with a Corinthian column. Got capital.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

She fell in love with a dentist and had some drilling and filling..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with Cornwall and became an expert at Watersports

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

If you fall in love with a Tiger Mk 1 you get a nice tank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a Plumber and he had her pipes gushing.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

She fell in love with a carpet fitter and got laid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He fell in love on Plenty of Fish...she told him about Fab!

(Common story)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a Builder and got a big tool

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

He fell in love with a school dinner lady and got Spotted Dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with an Equestrian, he had her in stirrups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with an Elevator, but got a long shaft

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

She fell in love with a road mender and got her pothole filled and her asphalt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a green grocer and handled his plums.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

She fell in love with a taxi driver and got taken for the ride of her life

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

He fell in love with a washer woman and got pegged

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

She fell in love with a Starship Trooper, but it buggged the hell out of her in the end.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

He fell in love with a female butcher, but she gave him the cold shoulder.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

He fell in love with a female pilot, who finally let him in to her cockpit.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

She fell in love with a guy from the Tommy Cooper tribute act, it was a barrel of laughs.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

He fell in love with the architect: luckily she had designs on him too.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

He fell in love with the girl from the garage: he admired that bodywork.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"She fell in love with a taxi driver and got taken for the ride of her life"

I was that driver, back in the 90s!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Ronnie Barker would have loved this selection of dating agency reviews.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He fell in love with the girl from the garage: he admired that bodywork."

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

She fell in love with a clown and got fucked silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with the tax man and got fucked year on year for the rest of her serviceable years then got abandoned when she needed him most.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell in love with a woman and got truly fooked over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a judge but he took her liberty away

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"She fell in love with a clown and got fucked silly"

Cream pied or custard pied, in the face?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

She fell in love with a guy from Milton Keynes in a roundabout way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with an innkeeper but got board

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

She fell in love with a baker who kept her baps warm..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"She fell in love with a baker who kept her baps warm.."

And iced her buns when asked..

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

She fell in love with a Cockney, they were straight up the apples and pears, he loved her thrupney bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell in love with on a hillside but he wasn’t on her level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She fell in love with a garage owner but couldn’t get used to the smell of Bens ole

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

He fell in love with female aircrew, but she turned out to be a bit of a plain Jane.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"She fell in love with a garage owner but couldn’t get used to the smell of Bens ole

Poor ol' Shell!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

She fell in love with a bookie, but got divorced, that was his most expensive Bet ever.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

She fell for her tennis coach and learnt the hard way that love meant nothing to him.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"She fell in love with a taxi driver and got taken for the ride of her life

I was that driver, back in the 90s!

Hope it was good

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"She fell in love with a taxi driver and got taken for the ride of her life

I was that driver, back in the 90s!

Hope it was good

She was and I was glad to meter (pun intended)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell in love with boris Johnson

Had few drinks found out he couldn’t raise to the occasion and left with kier starmer

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