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"Yes and you will still get pregnant ![]() But I don’t want to be preggers ![]() | |||
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"If you lay with your legs in the air for 20 minutes after you’ll get pregnant with a pangolin baby " Won’t that hurt coming out? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Yes and you will still get pregnant ![]() ![]() You need make a tin foil hat for sex | |||
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"Only if its caught in the mouth ![]() But we’ll both be wearing masks so we should be OK then? ![]() | |||
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"If you lay with your legs in the air for 20 minutes after you’ll get pregnant with a pangolin baby Won’t that hurt coming out? ![]() ![]() You should have thought about that before now… | |||
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"Maybe aim for the beef curtains. Even better the open window! " I always aim for those ![]() | |||
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"Yes and you will still get pregnant ![]() ![]() I’m on it ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Need to find someone who hasn’t got a gag reflex that can deep throat while you shoot your load Emmm yes it’s one off my meny party tricks ![]() Oh my ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I dunno about Covid, but my guess is I'd catch all manner of nasties from your spunk ![]() FFS ![]() ![]() | |||
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"If you lay with your legs in the air for 20 minutes after you’ll get pregnant with a pangolin baby Won’t that hurt coming out? ![]() ![]() I won’t shoot then ![]() | |||
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"can you still catch the virus if my spunk becomes airborne when I shoot? ![]() ![]() Just put the mask over your cock, sorted ![]() ![]() | |||
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"No idea but just don't get it in my eyes, ouch that bitch stings." I’d of thought you’d definitely catch it if it goes in yer eyes ![]() ![]() | |||
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"can you still catch the virus if my spunk becomes airborne when I shoot? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’d did that once and put the wrong one back on my face ![]() ![]() | |||
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"No idea but just don't get it in my eyes, ouch that bitch stings. I’d of thought you’d definitely catch it if it goes in yer eyes ![]() ![]() Or oop yer snoz? | |||
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"No idea but just don't get it in my eyes, ouch that bitch stings. I’d of thought you’d definitely catch it if it goes in yer eyes ![]() ![]() Ruby’s had an angry dragon before ![]() | |||
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"No idea but just don't get it in my eyes, ouch that bitch stings. I’d of thought you’d definitely catch it if it goes in yer eyes ![]() ![]() ![]() Shhhhh, was hoping people wouldn't know that ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted ![]() Can you catch the virus from your own spunk? ![]() | |||
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"No idea but just don't get it in my eyes, ouch that bitch stings. I’d of thought you’d definitely catch it if it goes in yer eyes ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted ![]() ![]() You can only catch new variants because it mutates in your testicles ![]() | |||
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"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted ![]() I'm having a facial next Friday. They better not use Rex's spunk ![]() | |||
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"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted ![]() ![]() ![]() This must be why my balls have been itching today then ![]() | |||
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"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd recommend doing an LFT swab up your japs eye then ![]() | |||
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"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I don’t like the ‘sound’ of that ![]() | |||
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"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted ![]() ![]() I'm sure the protein will do your face wonders ![]() | |||
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"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted ![]() ![]() ![]() I’ll tell them not to take the hard bits out so it gives a real deep clean ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted ![]() ![]() ![]() They'll have to mix it with someone else's as Rex only squirts enough to cover my left eyelid ![]() | |||
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"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Errr, right eyelid actually ![]() | |||
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"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"If you’ve been double penetrated and had your booster you should be fine Everyone should at least be double penetrated! Triple penetrated offers the best protection ![]() I might try 4 just for that extra protection ![]() | |||
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"Need to find someone who hasn’t got a gag reflex that can deep throat while you shoot your load Emmm yes it’s one off my meny party tricks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lol ![]() | |||
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