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If I wear a face mask during sex

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

can you still catch the virus if my spunk becomes airborne when I shoot?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and you will still get pregnant

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Yes and you will still get pregnant "

But I don’t want to be preggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you lay with your legs in the air for 20 minutes after you’ll get pregnant with a pangolin baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need one of those clear face shields so you can watch the virus spunk slide down past your eyes and nose and away from trouble.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Only if its caught in the mouth

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"If you lay with your legs in the air for 20 minutes after you’ll get pregnant with a pangolin baby "

Won’t that hurt coming out?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

Maybe aim for the curtains. Even better the open window!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes and you will still get pregnant

But I don’t want to be preggers "

You need make a tin foil hat for sex

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"You need one of those clear face shields so you can watch the virus spunk slide down past your eyes and nose and away from trouble. "

you’ve thought about that too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to find someone who hasn’t got a gag reflex that can deep throat while you shoot your load

Emmm yes it’s one off my meny party tricks

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Only if its caught in the mouth "

But we’ll both be wearing masks so we should be OK then?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I dunno about Covid, but my guess is I'd catch all manner of nasties from your spunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you lay with your legs in the air for 20 minutes after you’ll get pregnant with a pangolin baby

Won’t that hurt coming out? "

You should have thought about that before now…

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Maybe aim for the beef curtains. Even better the open window!

"

I always aim for those

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Yes and you will still get pregnant

But I don’t want to be preggers

You need make a tin foil hat for sex "

I’m on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it spunk or mostly piss? Like ladies squirt juice x

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Need to find someone who hasn’t got a gag reflex that can deep throat while you shoot your load

Emmm yes it’s one off my meny party tricks "

Oh my

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

No idea but just don't get it in my eyes, ouch that bitch stings.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I dunno about Covid, but my guess is I'd catch all manner of nasties from your spunk "

FFS

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"If you lay with your legs in the air for 20 minutes after you’ll get pregnant with a pangolin baby

Won’t that hurt coming out?

You should have thought about that before now…"

I won’t shoot then

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"can you still catch the virus if my spunk becomes airborne when I shoot?

Love and Peace "

Just put the mask over your cock, sorted

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"No idea but just don't get it in my eyes, ouch that bitch stings."

I’d of thought you’d definitely catch it if it goes in yer eyes

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"can you still catch the virus if my spunk becomes airborne when I shoot?

Love and Peace

Just put the mask over your cock, sorted "

I’d did that once and put the wrong one back on my face

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By *TMA that man againMan
over a year ago

worester


"No idea but just don't get it in my eyes, ouch that bitch stings.

I’d of thought you’d definitely catch it if it goes in yer eyes "

Or oop yer snoz?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"No idea but just don't get it in my eyes, ouch that bitch stings.

I’d of thought you’d definitely catch it if it goes in yer eyes

Or oop yer snoz?"

Ruby’s had an angry dragon before

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"No idea but just don't get it in my eyes, ouch that bitch stings.

I’d of thought you’d definitely catch it if it goes in yer eyes

Or oop yer snoz?

Ruby’s had an angry dragon before "

Shhhhh, was hoping people wouldn't know that

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted "

Can you catch the virus from your own spunk?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"No idea but just don't get it in my eyes, ouch that bitch stings.

I’d of thought you’d definitely catch it if it goes in yer eyes

Or oop yer snoz?

Ruby’s had an angry dragon before

Shhhhh, was hoping people wouldn't know that "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted

Can you catch the virus from your own spunk? "

You can only catch new variants because it mutates in your testicles

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted "

I'm having a facial next Friday. They better not use Rex's spunk

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted

Can you catch the virus from your own spunk?

You can only catch new variants because it mutates in your testicles "

This must be why my balls have been itching today then

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted

Can you catch the virus from your own spunk?

You can only catch new variants because it mutates in your testicles

This must be why my balls have been itching today then "

I'd recommend doing an LFT swab up your japs eye then

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted

Can you catch the virus from your own spunk?

You can only catch new variants because it mutates in your testicles

This must be why my balls have been itching today then

I'd recommend doing an LFT swab up your japs eye then "

I don’t like the ‘sound’ of that

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted

I'm having a facial next Friday. They better not use Rex's spunk "

I'm sure the protein will do your face wonders

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted

I'm having a facial next Friday. They better not use Rex's spunk

I'm sure the protein will do your face wonders "

I’ll tell them not to take the hard bits out so it gives a real deep clean

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted

I'm having a facial next Friday. They better not use Rex's spunk

I'm sure the protein will do your face wonders "

They'll have to mix it with someone else's as Rex only squirts enough to cover my left eyelid

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted

I'm having a facial next Friday. They better not use Rex's spunk

I'm sure the protein will do your face wonders

I’ll tell them not to take the hard bits out so it gives a real deep clean "

I'll rub it in & exfoliate well

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted

I'm having a facial next Friday. They better not use Rex's spunk

I'm sure the protein will do your face wonders

They'll have to mix it with someone else's as Rex only squirts enough to cover my left eyelid "

Errr, right eyelid actually

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

If you’ve been double penetrated and had your booster you should be fine

Everyone should at least be double penetrated!

Triple penetrated offers the best protection

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted

I'm having a facial next Friday. They better not use Rex's spunk

I'm sure the protein will do your face wonders

They'll have to mix it with someone else's as Rex only squirts enough to cover my left eyelid "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"If you’ve been double penetrated and had your booster you should be fine

Everyone should at least be double penetrated!

Triple penetrated offers the best protection "

I might try 4 just for that extra protection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need to find someone who hasn’t got a gag reflex that can deep throat while you shoot your load

Emmm yes it’s one off my meny party tricks

Oh my "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's okay, Rex, I'll wear a mask too.

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