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"I'll just sit here for a bit ...  "Too early for cocktails?  | |||
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"Can I just send you a pic instead granny? " Not that one of Jumbo's cock again | |||
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" Length - that big Girth - will fill your hands Colouring - a pleasing shade of salmon pink Distinctive Markings - A burn mark It's name - The tape measure It's party trick - a most excellent ‘boing’ And what it likes most....being inside ladies" Okay ..... We all want the burn on the cock story ....... shoot ! | |||
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"Short Narrow Blue as it's cold. It has a bad habit of hiding when others touch it." Your cock not your tortoise wonko ! | |||
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"Short Narrow Blue as it's cold. It has a bad habit of hiding when others touch it. Your cock not your tortoise wonko !" How do you know that's what o called him?  | |||
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" Length - that big Girth - will fill your hands Colouring - a pleasing shade of salmon pink Distinctive Markings - A burn mark It's name - The tape measure It's party trick - a most excellent ‘boing’ And what it likes most....being inside ladies Okay ..... We all want the burn on the cock story ....... shoot !" It’s an old work related injury. I used to spend a lot of time using oxy/acetylene cutting torches, and I got unlucky one day when a rouge droplet of molten metal burnt its way through my overalls, and underwear. No bugger warned me about that shit on the risk assessments and method statements.  | |||
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"I can do a pretty good impression of a baby elephant. "It can suck up water? | |||
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"Describe in detail Length - pleasurable Girth - pleasurable Colouring - tanned Distinctive Markings - me, attached to it It's name - the dark destroyer It's party trick - prolonged handstand And what it likes most.... throwing up when it’s too excited Thank you." | |||
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"I can do a pretty good impression of a baby elephant.
It can suck up water? "Probably the only sucking it sees. | |||
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"Describe in detail Length Girth Colouring Distinctive Markings It's name It's party trick And what it likes most.... Thank you." 6 inches Thick Light brown Black spots Banger Spits when hot And loves being between 2 slices of buttered bread with tomato sauce mmmmmm | |||
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" Length - that big Girth - will fill your hands Colouring - a pleasing shade of salmon pink Distinctive Markings - A burn mark It's name - The tape measure It's party trick - a most excellent ‘boing’ And what it likes most....being inside ladies Okay ..... We all want the burn on the cock story ....... shoot ! It’s an old work related injury. I used to spend a lot of time using oxy/acetylene cutting torches, and I got unlucky one day when a rouge droplet of molten metal burnt its way through my overalls, and underwear. No bugger warned me about that shit on the risk assessments and method statements. "I can feel that in the cock I don't even have . ouch ..... I'll send a forum floozy to tend to it ... | |||
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"I have vitiligo on mine It looks like Action Man in his desert cammo outfit (just a bit fatter) " Green and vicious ? | |||
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"I'll just sit here for a bit ...
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"Omg there was a huge one on naked attraction last night  "I'm too sophisticated to watch that....... I'm doing Coach Trip instead | |||
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" Length - that big Girth - will fill your hands Colouring - a pleasing shade of salmon pink Distinctive Markings - A burn mark It's name - The tape measure It's party trick - a most excellent ‘boing’ And what it likes most....being inside ladies Okay ..... We all want the burn on the cock story ....... shoot ! It’s an old work related injury. I used to spend a lot of time using oxy/acetylene cutting torches, and I got unlucky one day when a rouge droplet of molten metal burnt its way through my overalls, and underwear. No bugger warned me about that shit on the risk assessments and method statements.
I can feel that in the cock I don't even have . ouch .....
I'll send a forum floozy to tend to it ..."Thank you, I can still picture the mad crazed dance I was doing to try and get it out of ma pants. | |||
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"I have vitiligo on mine It looks like Action Man in his desert cammo outfit (just a bit fatter) Green and vicious ?" Shifty eyes | |||
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" Length - that big Girth - will fill your hands Colouring - a pleasing shade of salmon pink Distinctive Markings - A burn mark It's name - The tape measure It's party trick - a most excellent ‘boing’ And what it likes most....being inside ladies Okay ..... We all want the burn on the cock story ....... shoot ! It’s an old work related injury. I used to spend a lot of time using oxy/acetylene cutting torches, and I got unlucky one day when a rouge droplet of molten metal burnt its way through my overalls, and underwear. No bugger warned me about that shit on the risk assessments and method statements.
I can feel that in the cock I don't even have . ouch .....
I'll send a forum floozy to tend to it ..."I'm on it, Granny | |||
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"Describe in detail Length - Erm 8 ish Girth - erm 6 ish Colouring - currently? Blue Distinctive Markings - quite thick veins It's name - Philip It's party trick - it can move up and down with just a thought And what it likes most.... being devoured by something hungry Thank you." | |||
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" Length - that big Girth - will fill your hands Colouring - a pleasing shade of salmon pink Distinctive Markings - A burn mark It's name - The tape measure It's party trick - a most excellent ‘boing’ And what it likes most....being inside ladies Okay ..... We all want the burn on the cock story ....... shoot ! It’s an old work related injury. I used to spend a lot of time using oxy/acetylene cutting torches, and I got unlucky one day when a rouge droplet of molten metal burnt its way through my overalls, and underwear. No bugger warned me about that shit on the risk assessments and method statements.
I can feel that in the cock I don't even have . ouch .....
I'll send a forum floozy to tend to it ...
I'm on it, Granny "There you go hot cock! One forum floozy at the ready | |||
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" Length - that big Girth - will fill your hands Colouring - a pleasing shade of salmon pink Distinctive Markings - A burn mark It's name - The tape measure It's party trick - a most excellent ‘boing’ And what it likes most....being inside ladies Okay ..... We all want the burn on the cock story ....... shoot ! It’s an old work related injury. I used to spend a lot of time using oxy/acetylene cutting torches, and I got unlucky one day when a rouge droplet of molten metal burnt its way through my overalls, and underwear. No bugger warned me about that shit on the risk assessments and method statements.
I can feel that in the cock I don't even have . ouch .....
I'll send a forum floozy to tend to it ...
I'm on it, Granny "Please step into my office….  | |||
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" Length - that big Girth - will fill your hands Colouring - a pleasing shade of salmon pink Distinctive Markings - A burn mark It's name - The tape measure It's party trick - a most excellent ‘boing’ And what it likes most....being inside ladies Okay ..... We all want the burn on the cock story ....... shoot ! It’s an old work related injury. I used to spend a lot of time using oxy/acetylene cutting torches, and I got unlucky one day when a rouge droplet of molten metal burnt its way through my overalls, and underwear. No bugger warned me about that shit on the risk assessments and method statements.
I can feel that in the cock I don't even have . ouch .....
I'll send a forum floozy to tend to it ...
I'm on it, Granny
There you go hot cock! One forum floozy at the ready"Hot cock
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"Describe in detail Length Girth Colouring Distinctive Markings It's name It's party trick And what it likes most.... Thank you." Just under 8" 5.5" Needs to get out in the sun more Kenneth Can recite Pi to 12 decimal places Somewhere warm and wet, especially this time of year! | |||
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" Length - that big Girth - will fill your hands Colouring - a pleasing shade of salmon pink Distinctive Markings - A burn mark It's name - The tape measure It's party trick - a most excellent ‘boing’ And what it likes most....being inside ladies Okay ..... We all want the burn on the cock story ....... shoot ! It’s an old work related injury. I used to spend a lot of time using oxy/acetylene cutting torches, and I got unlucky one day when a rouge droplet of molten metal burnt its way through my overalls, and underwear. No bugger warned me about that shit on the risk assessments and method statements.
I can feel that in the cock I don't even have . ouch .....
I'll send a forum floozy to tend to it ...
I'm on it, Granny
Please step into my office…. "On my way with liniment and sympathy | |||
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"Describe in detail Length Girth Colouring Distinctive Markings It's name It's party trick And what it likes most.... Thank you." Length - about 7' Girth - it fits my had perfectly Markings - none I'm aware of Name - still deciding Party trick - wiggles when clenched What it likes - gosh it has many favourite things but probably the prepuce being tickled with the tip of a tongue. | |||
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"Describe in detail Length Girth Colouring Distinctive Markings It's name It's party trick And what it likes most.... Thank you. Just under 8" 5.5" Needs to get out in the sun more Kenneth Can recite Pi to 12 decimal places Somewhere warm and wet, especially this time of year!" Who couldn't love a cock called Kenneth Cocky Kenneth | |||
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"Can you give us a summary of your cock research so far granny " Yes. It's early days but it's beginning to look a lot like Cockmas ! Man's best friend it seems. | |||
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"I can do a pretty good impression of a baby elephant.
It can suck up water?
Probably the only sucking it sees. "Everybody quick ......... Loads of Ahhhhhhhhhhhh and sympathy votes needed ! | |||
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" … On my way with liniment and sympathy "Be gentle with it… | |||
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"Describe in detail Length - never measured it… have photos in friends part.. however i am part kenyan… so work it out Girth… have photos in my fiends bit Colouring… im part kenyan, so its a nice shade Distinctive Markings.. zip It's name… oh henry… wow It's party trick.. popping up on command And what it likes most....being inside a nice horny woman.. want to step forward? Thank you." | |||
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" … On my way with liniment and sympathy
Be gentle with it… "I'm the Penis Whisperer, don't you know? | |||
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"Describe in detail Length Girth Colouring Distinctive Markings It's name It's party trick And what it likes most.... Thank you." Short Thin Pinkish None Gigantor Offering zero pleasure to any lady that uses it. Staying attached | |||
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" Describe in detail Length: 0.0001025884 mile Girth: 0.0000263047 league Colouring: RGB E1B899 Distinctive Markings: No imperfections It's name: Henry the 8 It's party trick: A passable impression of BOTH of the Two Ronnies (if I use glasses as a prop) And what it likes most....Forum Ladies Thank you: No, thank YOU" This made me laugh hats off to you sir | |||
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"Fills the cardboard thing from a loo roll, gets lost in the inside of a kitchen roll. Can hold the weight of a full sized towel (handy if there are no wall hooks around but does raise eyebrows when shopping at Dunelm..). Likes petite brunettes but transpires is not fussy!" Impressive! I think I need something like that for the back of my door. | |||
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"I can do a pretty good impression of a baby elephant.
It can suck up water?
Probably the only sucking it sees.
Everybody quick ......... Loads of Ahhhhhhhhhhhh and sympathy votes needed !"More.....more....  | |||
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" … On my way with liniment and sympathy
Be gentle with it…
I'm the Penis Whisperer, don't you know? "I’ll need a demonstration | |||
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"Describe in detail Length - yes Girth - yes Colouring - yes but only with crayons Distinctive Markings - no It's name - no I’m not 5 It's party trick - sleeping And what it likes most - peace and quiet Thank you." And thank you | |||
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… I need a Google week the sun to even myself out
MARKINGS: none really, although I’d be great if it could bioluminess or animate like a squid
NAME: Wrodger ….”Wrelease Wrodger”
PARTY TRICK: it can hold it’s breath for a very long time in confined spaces whilst with its two lovely assistants clap rapturously.
LOVES: performing for a crowd | |||
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"Describe in detail Length 200mm Girth think decent cucumber Colouring pink, not cucumber coloured Distinctive Markings. Veiny It's name. Arthur It's party trick it does stand up And what it likes most.... handshakes Thank you." | |||
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"LENGTH: It’s a grower but only to around 5 1/2” tip to base if measure on top. If you measure underneath then it’s about 4’8” from tip to the top of my head (I didn’t know where it ended so I just kept going) GIRTH: It’s a fatty for sure and Mrs Sauceytwo, has a smile like she’s swallowing a coat hanger sideways to prove it. COLOUR: It’s supposed to be white/caucasian but is actually more olive-tanned that the rest of me, like a revert a line … I need a Google week the sun to even myself out
MARKINGS: none really, although I’d be great if it could bioluminess or animate like a squid
NAME: Wrodger ….”Wrelease Wrodger”
PARTY TRICK: it can hold it’s breath for a very long time in confined spaces whilst with its two lovely assistants clap rapturously.
LOVES: performing for a crowd "Ladies look no further ! We have the Cock of the Crop .... Winner Winner Cock for Dinner ! | |||
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"It’s big enough to fill a pram "The oldies are the best ! arf arf ..... | |||
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"Got to keep something back as a surprise!" Don't tell me, Yours is spring loaded ! | |||
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"Describe in detail Length 16 Girth causes 60 decibels of noise Colouring..skin colour Distinctive Markings ...is this for CID? It's name ...Willy It's party trick ...hiding from hockey players And what it likes most....having a wee Thank you." | |||
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"Got to keep something back as a surprise! Don't tell me, Yours is spring loaded ! "It does come with a “will have your eye out..” type warning sticker | |||
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"Describe in detail Length Girth Colouring Distinctive Markings It's name It's party trick And what it likes most.... Thank you." 7 inches 6 inches Darker skin tone A nice vein down the front I can make it throb to music Slowly sinking into a wet pussy...balls deep | |||
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"Describe in detail Length Girth Colouring Distinctive Markings It's name It's party trick And what it likes most.... Thank you. 7 inches 6 inches Darker skin tone A nice vein down the front I can make it throb to music Slowly sinking into a wet pussy...balls deep "Was known as little olov or Bill | |||
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"How the hell am I so late to this party?" Cause there not awake in Sydney yet? | |||
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"Describe in detail Length Girth Colouring Distinctive Markings It's name It's party trick And what it likes most.... Thank you." Length - it makes the ladies go “Ooooh” Girth - makes the ladies go “aaahhhh” Colouring - the bigger it gets the pinker it gets Distinctive Markings - slight curve It's name - wives call it “OMG - again please”. Hubbies call it “I might as well pack my bags”
It's party trick - it’s good at marathons
And what it likes most - wives and being watched by hubbies
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"Describe in detail Length Girth Colouring Distinctive Markings It's name It's party trick And what it likes most.... Thank you. Length - it makes the ladies go “Ooooh” Girth - makes the ladies go “aaahhhh” Colouring - the bigger it gets the pinker it gets Distinctive Markings - slight curve It's name - wives call it “OMG - again please”. Hubbies call it “I might as well pack my bags”
It's party trick - it’s good at marathons
And what it likes most - wives and being watched by hubbies
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" Length - it makes the ladies go “Ooooh” Girth - makes the ladies go “aaahhhh” Colouring - the bigger it gets the pinker it gets Distinctive Markings - slight curve It's name - wives call it “OMG - again please”. Hubbies call it “I might as well pack my bags”
It's party trick - it’s good at marathons
And what it likes most - wives and being watched by hubbies
Ah well ....... this one takes the lead.... no contest."Always glad to be of service  | |||
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" Length - it makes the ladies go “Ooooh” Girth - makes the ladies go “aaahhhh” Colouring - the bigger it gets the pinker it gets Distinctive Markings - slight curve It's name - wives call it “OMG - again please”. Hubbies call it “I might as well pack my bags”
It's party trick - it’s good at marathons
And what it likes most - wives and being watched by hubbies
Ah well ....... this one takes the lead.... no contest.
Always glad to be of service "Very impressive! | |||
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"How the hell am I so late to this party? Cause there not awake in Sydney yet? " True. Dammit | |||
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"Describe in detail Length .. 3 x my thumb Girth ... pd gives circumference basic maths granny Colouring.. Flesh Distinctive Markings ..N/A It's name 2good It's party trick it makes ladies disappear or block me And what it likes most.... Ladies warm hands stroking it. Thank you." | |||
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"LENGTH: It’s a grower but only to around 5 1/2” tip to base if measure on top. If you measure underneath then it’s about 4’8” from tip to the top of my head (I didn’t know where it ended so I just kept going) GIRTH: It’s a fatty for sure and Mrs Sauceytwo, has a smile like she’s swallowing a coat hanger sideways to prove it. COLOUR: It’s supposed to be white/caucasian but is actually more olive-tanned that the rest of me, like a revert a line … I need a Google week the sun to even myself out
MARKINGS: none really, although I’d be great if it could bioluminess or animate like a squid
NAME: Wrodger ….”Wrelease Wrodger”
PARTY TRICK: it can hold it’s breath for a very long time in confined spaces whilst with its two lovely assistants clap rapturously.
LOVES: performing for a crowd
Ladies look no further !
We have the Cock of the Crop .... Winner Winner Cock for Dinner !" | |||
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"Describe in detail Length Girth Colouring Distinctive Markings It's name It's party trick And what it likes most.... Thank you. Length - it makes the ladies go “Ooooh” Girth - makes the ladies go “aaahhhh” Colouring - the bigger it gets the pinker it gets Distinctive Markings - slight curve It's name - wives call it “OMG - again please”. Hubbies call it “I might as well pack my bags”
It's party trick - it’s good at marathons
And what it likes most - wives and being watched by hubbies
Ah well ....... this one takes the lead.... no contest."Does it not go to a vote? | |||
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