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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He asked me to somehow give him motivation to start the list of jobs I set out for him today. I thought perfect, I'll stand at the top of the stairs and flash my boobs - that'll make him hurry up so we can have some lunchtime sex.

Turns out it make him gag and nearly throw up.

My boobs aren't that bad, are they? Or maybe it was the angle... He was at the bottom of the stairs and I was at the top...

*before anyone takes it too seriously I also gag when he put his penis in my mouth*.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's just bullshitting so you'll feel sorry for him and give him booby love. Don't fall for it! No boobs till all the chores are done properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will assist with making you gag whilst he does the jobs

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"He asked me to somehow give him motivation to start the list of jobs I set out for him today. I thought perfect, I'll stand at the top of the stairs and flash my boobs - that'll make him hurry up so we can have some lunchtime sex.

Turns out it make him gag and nearly throw up.

My boobs aren't that bad, are they? Or maybe it was the angle... He was at the bottom of the stairs and I was at the top...

*before anyone takes it too seriously I also gag when he put his penis in my mouth*. "

I'd wager he had stomach issues and unrelated to your flashing. You best flash me just to be sure

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By *lthomasMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Tell him to crack on with it than he can make you gag.

Great boobs....

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Are you sure it wasn't choking on his breakfast in surprise. I find it hard to believe that he gagged!

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I suspect he’d just taken a sip of coffee and nearly chocked on it when he saw your breasts and was trying to be macho covering it up as a gag.

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

Damn if you flashed those at me the chores would be done and dusted before you even had the chance to cover them up again

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

See, men know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you given him ‘The Lurgy’

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By *eardsandboobsCouple
over a year ago

north of lincoln

You need to have another woman flashing their boobs at the top of the stairs if you want jobs doing . He knows he can see yours every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure he did gag, gagging to get his mouth and lips around you nips

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He's just bullshitting so you'll feel sorry for him and give him booby love. Don't fall for it! No boobs till all the chores are done properly. "

Noted. No boobs until jobs are done to a high standard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s doing that old ‘do a job badly enough, and I’ll never get asked again’ thing. Well I’m not falling for it (again), the sex was great but I’m not bringing the carpet washer up next time…

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Pictures to me inbox and I’ll give you an honest opinion

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By *ooliganMan
over a year ago

Preston

I'm a huge fan of Mrs Appletree's boobs, I wish you'd help motivate me!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"I'm a huge fan of Mrs Appletree's boobs, I wish you'd help motivate me! "

Here fella, there's a queue you know

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By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

close

Can you make a job list for me

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By *Booboo-Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'd wager that he's pretending to be revolted so that he doesn't have to do the list of jobs.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

OK guys- grab your marigolds and feather dusters.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He's not done a bad job so far so I let him have a squeeze. "Ooh, they feel bigger" was his response. I didn't repulse him I don't think.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"He's not done a bad job so far so I let him have a squeeze. "Ooh, they feel bigger" was his response. I didn't repulse him I don't think."

Tut tut. Men. pffffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure it was your husband? Did you have your glasses on ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you make a job list for me "

What would you like added to it?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"He's not done a bad job so far so I let him have a squeeze. "Ooh, they feel bigger" was his response. I didn't repulse him I don't think."

Good to know, keep us posted on further developments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just skimmed through the OP and all I seen was boobs, gag, boobs, bottom, gag, penis.

Whatever the post was about it sounds like a lot of fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just skimmed through the OP and all I seen was boobs, gag, boobs, bottom, gag, penis.

Whatever the post was about it sounds like a lot of fun "

I'll show you what it was about tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just skimmed through the OP and all I seen was boobs, gag, boobs, bottom, gag, penis.

Whatever the post was about it sounds like a lot of fun

I'll show you what it was about tonight "

I’ve just read it properly. Am I going to have to build an IKEA flat pack coffee table to see a boob?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just skimmed through the OP and all I seen was boobs, gag, boobs, bottom, gag, penis.

Whatever the post was about it sounds like a lot of fun

I'll show you what it was about tonight

I’ve just read it properly. Am I going to have to build an IKEA flat pack coffee table to see a boob? "

Jesus no, all ikea flatpack is left to the Norwegian herself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just skimmed through the OP and all I seen was boobs, gag, boobs, bottom, gag, penis.

Whatever the post was about it sounds like a lot of fun

I'll show you what it was about tonight

I’ve just read it properly. Am I going to have to build an IKEA flat pack coffee table to see a boob?

Jesus no, all ikea flatpack is left to the Norwegian herself. "

Thank god for that. I hate flat pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just skimmed through the OP and all I seen was boobs, gag, boobs, bottom, gag, penis.

Whatever the post was about it sounds like a lot of fun

I'll show you what it was about tonight

I’ve just read it properly. Am I going to have to build an IKEA flat pack coffee table to see a boob?

Jesus no, all ikea flatpack is left to the Norwegian herself. "

Just tried to translate something to Norwegian on Google to say something funny and found out a boob is called a pupper

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Mr clearly doesn't appreciate your boobs enough as he has been desensitized by availability.

Flash me. I'll show all the appreciation

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